Many years ago... there was a sorcerer. Many years ago... there was a curse.Many years ago... there was a girl.Many years ago... there was a dragon.Many years ago... there was a legend.Many years ago... lived The Dragon's Legend

So you want to be a twat? And not in the literal sense?

Well, here is Hybrid's guide to do just that.

But please, remember that being a twat is a serious thing and requires a life time of commitment, or until you get bored.

So in this guide we will be looking a the following:

- What is a twat?

- Why would I wan to be twat?

- What is the required knowledge?

-  What are the benefits of being a twat?

- Whats the difference between a twat and a twit?

- Sarcasm

If you follow this guide word for word your life will be transformed or money back, now look at the last dot point.

Okay, so I watch this anime-but-not-really called RWBY, you probably probably know about it, but what you might also know (or not) is that there's something called RWBY Chibi, and it's equally good, very laugh, much funny. This is my parody of my original work "Linkle's Great Adventures", you may call it LOL:CGA for short.

Just like LGA (Linkle's Great Adventure), this is a copy and paste of my FF story that I want to put on Penana because...I'm here.

Here's the summary I gave it on FF.Net: The chibi adventures behind Linkle's legends! With gust bellows, random crossovers with other fandoms the author is a fan of, references to pop culture, memes, bad puns, and much parodying! Credit: Majora moon-sized thanks to The Unplanner for a MEGATON of these ideas, inspirations, and suggestions! T because...Tingle(?), minor violence, and Syrup and her broom and/or gust bellows!

A hxh fanfic with ocs

Also anyone can read it

As an amateur writer on Penana, I am most qualified to give advice on how to survive on Penana. My desire to help others drives me to write this survival guide.

I am also held at gunpoint by a stranger. Please send help.

我是一名高中生，名叫夏夢玫，也叫夏夢糖，這是我的好友筱月華幫我取的一個綽號，據說會取這綽號是因為，月華她覺得我的身上的味道很特殊，聞起來就像糖果似的。我也有幫她取了一個綽號，因為她本身心地善良，也常常帶給周圍的人溫暖和快樂，於是我就幫她取了筱月陽這個綽號了～筱月華跟我一樣是一名普通的女高中生，我和她是同一個班級的，雖然說我們是都是個普通的女高中生，但是我們的興趣是追動漫和沉浸在自己的幻想世界裡的，大家是這樣稱呼我們這樣的人的吧：腐～女～♡

「喂～夢糖！快點快點！不然等等就買不到限量的巧克力囉～♡」

「好的喲～等等我我馬上就來！月陽♡」

嘻嘻...大家都總是在羨慕著我和月華的感情這麼好呢～因為月華可以說是校花的等級了，運動很厲害，學科也很厲害，遇到需要幫助的同學也都會幫忙。

啊啊…你說誰是這個高中的第一校花？嘻嘻...答案—就是我喔★

另外，除了這個見不得人被我們隱藏起來的興趣之外，我們還有一個天大的秘密。

那就是—

我和月華的性向一模一樣！！！♡

The Cat sat on the mat in the morning and left in the evening. The next day the Cat sat on the mat in the morning and left in the evening.

Ezri Vega; rebel, spy, a girl determined to expose an empire’s cruelty and bring it tumbling down. No matter the price.

Finn Mulligan; orphan, reluctant engineer, is a boy dreaming of becoming a fighter pilot – if only his damaged heart would work. Stuck as an engineer at the empire’s most prestigious fighter pilot academy, his life is scarcely where he wants it.

Enter Astra…

Alien, outcast, and downright dangerous, Astra has only ever dreamed about going home; when she’s freed from her cage she strikes a tenuous deal – because from her mouth lay the truth to tear down an empire.

A girl who is a dragon shifter after being banished from her world and comes to this world,the only problem is she hates humans,but she is not the only one....

In a time when humanity has abandoned earth and colonised nearby planets and moons peace is a distant thought. War has ravaged humanity, leaving it teetering on the edge of extinction. And in the heart of it, four strangers. An agent, once a rebel enemy, is stalked by her past; a girl returned from the dead after five hundred years, is gifted with powers beyond imagination; the captain prepared to risk it all to save his crew, courts a tragic affair and a terrible fate; and the heir, playing a dangerous game, dances the line of destruction as he begins to fall in love.     "We were the monsters, the ones who lived in the darkness - and we were chosen to save you all."

Camila was a normal girl in England until she is picked to be one of the next queen's ladies. Her life turns upside down when she enters court and finds love, heart break, betrayal, and adventure.

Caught in the middle of a dysfunctional royal family, Lieutenant Michael Stevens must choose between what is right and what is safe in order to try and rekindle the broken bonds.