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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04bwhX7v5t
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呢樣野我曾經問過佢點解,不過佢似乎都唔係好想講312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCQlW2dfzv
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當時既我地,係住響屯門某一座舊私樓,環境都算ok啦,師父成日都會同隔黎鄰舍d三姑六婆打下牌咁312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj8eV9c69l
「我都唔撚明,你呢d柒頭皮點會連中五都讀唔好架..」我同師父走出升降機,準備行返去我地位於E室既家312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpr4MLYPw9
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yfg390cIt
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「54445**44咁囉,應該都夠入大學,所以我返左黎冇去報asso姐..」新月平平無奇道,的確,佢讀書方面係勁好多312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpNqBMWiAw
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rina聽到呢句嚇左一跳:「咩事呀?可以搞到你地反面」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTp4O0hZPJ
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「唉屌...訓唔撚著tim,早知晏晝唔訓晏教啦...」依家係凌晨3點,不過都仲未訓得著312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrclyoOGoZw
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「嘩屌好撚正呀...咁扯法唔係路喎....打返個飛機先得!打完實訓得著啦掛」我心想,之後就拿拿聲拎住本恭子寫真集入房312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxklGUNJ4qO
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我都唔記得打左幾耐:「黎料啦恭子bb,熱姑熱姑!!」feel到準備出精,我大脾夾住寫真集,左手拎起tempo紙巾準備接住自己既精兵312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPK0rqf4Sf
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呢一刻,成個世界都好似停左咁,師父面前住呢個畫面直頭呆左312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i3Be2ss8b
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師父眼神轉眼間已經充滿住怒火:「仆街仔!!邊個比你J我個肥恭架,仲要射精落佢度!?走呀仆街!我唔要再見到你!!!!!」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzJWjCjHiG
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「咦.....原來你有打飛機,仲要鐘意射落d寫真集,咁核凸架....」rina聽到呢度,不禁皺眉312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyKiVlcVaQ
「喂,依家有邊個後生仔未打過飛機架...」我反駁312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiPh0lXe8b
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「屌你係咪傻架,...何況我冇打好耐啦..」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAy0W0EAqK
「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKjLAddsvI
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「屌老母,J左佢本寫真集姐,又唔係屌佢條女,駛唔駛趕我出黎呀食屎狗...」我心裡面依然好唔gur312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XVGb6pwYz
不過我依然相信,師父下左啖氣就會比我返去架啦...312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcRIOYXIga
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呢一份係報紙既招聘板,左下角寫左「私人保鏢,月入五萬,包食包住,唔做就笨,年齡18-40,有意請致電21800000」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGXuEUjzvx
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