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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qq2e59eUY
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當時既我地,係住響屯門某一座舊私樓,環境都算ok啦,師父成日都會同隔黎鄰舍d三姑六婆打下牌咁305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHP6kDtLKuL
「我都唔撚明,你呢d柒頭皮點會連中五都讀唔好架..」我同師父走出升降機,準備行返去我地位於E室既家305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPUxBqnSlU
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuL6I9GS2w
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「嗱!新月就講得岩啦!明明好小事,係師父你搞大佢黎講之嘛」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUabcu2Ql0I
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新月馬上遞上一杯熱茶:「唔好嬲啦師父,飲啖茶下下火先」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8leZA20KVp
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「54445**44咁囉,應該都夠入大學,所以我返左黎冇去報asso姐..」新月平平無奇道,的確,佢讀書方面係勁好多305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaV6Mt5YMq
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「唉屌...訓唔撚著tim,早知晏晝唔訓晏教啦...」依家係凌晨3點,不過都仲未訓得著305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2UaVxNdVj
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「轟!轟!轟!」白色既龍汁直接射向恭子既可愛臉蛋及豐滿身材上305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wnjYztDqq
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呢一刻,成個世界都好似停左咁,師父面前住呢個畫面直頭呆左305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjwAQPirxU
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師父眼神轉眼間已經充滿住怒火:「仆街仔!!邊個比你J我個肥恭架,仲要射精落佢度!?走呀仆街!我唔要再見到你!!!!!」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdlla4o36p
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「咦.....原來你有打飛機,仲要鐘意射落d寫真集,咁核凸架....」rina聽到呢度,不禁皺眉305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr4BXrixCg
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「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhToDdZedS4
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「屌老母,J左佢本寫真集姐,又唔係屌佢條女,駛唔駛趕我出黎呀食屎狗...」我心裡面依然好唔gur305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgKMxvUMin
不過我依然相信,師父下左啖氣就會比我返去架啦...305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS4G6VEF5A
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呢一份係報紙既招聘板,左下角寫左「私人保鏢,月入五萬,包食包住,唔做就笨,年齡18-40,有意請致電21800000」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX8XVi8uLa
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比新月捉左返去既果個金髮男,最後就只係供出左其餘三個人既樣貌305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOoPjDdPsu
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最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6HOyjdYIa
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