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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiGWaVumhX
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSNl1jafK9
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdX6hFeM0W6
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Curses! You've caught me.549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuC54YxKXJ
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquPJ6ANGxx
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmSIvsh3Ks
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcqawiDBtI
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3m1oh0ndK
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS0uyLxjQg
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zfi7wYk0v
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoHRAQ0gdf
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiGOpS8OAt
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NEIN!!!!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuBhiAVauO
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwqi030OvC
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Yeah right!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE39eOToSbx
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt63EvoV50
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVGS0PaZ0O
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxjjWRuCVF
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(Keeps throwing bananas)549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFk5z6Fk89z
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CKeBD9qHs
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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