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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJIslKdV4r
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Harrison Ford:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb9pS7fGWp
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P4fqJ3LOU
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0aRXaA6dO
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M. Night Shyamalan:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6haFotSb0A
Curses! You've caught me.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5HEBK2VYf
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveR6DSOOK3
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4zipSNSSb
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYGnHQsbZS
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M. Night Shyamalan:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZxQsb8PZT
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3NRaYpWrf
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n5P1Is4Pl
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbskuggYWq
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTHH6jbuMp
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrZ6i5oXjW
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Robot Hitler:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGhX6OMjgP
NEIN!!!!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmz27cGTAj
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhx5cySPGH
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Yeah right!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBUqjM37rD
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVPW7YTylr
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZeB09wnzp
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9YgIsfzUM
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Velociraptor:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESXti6xTcj
(Keeps throwing bananas)577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bRZJ56SpT
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFVskAEkwv
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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