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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuMSnOEtZo
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3uubaHdIU
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP58PU4XFk
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M. Night Shyamalan:545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAY8YhTK7k
Curses! You've caught me.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W4Po9dswK
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWT3WI78Zl
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpKo0P1e1R
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62fQTIPe0h
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHZMTRXM3G
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU13clRD0c
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq67Lu3gxV1
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdYrgJcHgC
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE8qlq7uwq
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NEIN!!!!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX0CHguox1
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KOnWILjTC
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Yeah right!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc2jxOMoFm
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFSCC5Kxof
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHXkuV0mzY
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m6Bx1eiU6
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Velociraptor:545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EYBScM5un
(Keeps throwing bananas)545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xl8zSH9os
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rg1KqWTiH
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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