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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWLbmvipnP
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXueK9TeR0
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORat3LHbpG
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Curses! You've caught me.572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRHiyg3VNL
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFw29nt5rz
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JhdN0dfVV
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8zxlTgB4g
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxECUWGuzTX
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnWLDV6Xcs
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M. Night Shyamalan:572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LbN91ZALy
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQHZ5PUFuV
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaABFbXsJaT
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlrKQcN9PE
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NEIN!!!!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0JoQJ3XQL
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ugBzCLBXm
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Yeah right!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK5098EAzU
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9ByKVENiF
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcw5R1WnL6
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a2VuUSMfE
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Velociraptor:572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNO6poMbVa
(Keeps throwing bananas)572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8raUGPGy0
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOPBTk95BH
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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