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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM3AA9Ckmy
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54zRhlBDT9
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw22MrehjnX
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHvoLgoBSJ
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd48VZDWz2S
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NswCViGpn
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl6JsincOM
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLxhM7YcjS
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6n7zidJ0m
voice:
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCrtMUlIEQ
Who are you? Are you bard? I just679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqWnUnmDMk
found my dead sex slaves, and now679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL16Q7MaCdb
you're crawling up, disturbing my679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnfHtxu2jC
ritual.
BARD679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL0YUNFjWo
And so you brought your flesh dildo679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvS5IgEbqH
too?
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM8YwAEbuH
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveNNgE0b0u
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8370CBNA8
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLMFWwofYU
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRETMf2mWE
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmMpyG4Wrd
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67TWnjSvNq
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ED1CVRdei
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9n7yphO2B
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LR5aSkM7X
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJqdtczSmm
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwaVSuklu0
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRUwm2lFwc
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJqQJih7GI
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH34GHeQdcB
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfE1m75HQG
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilH39k4tXg
their plans.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoARg5pwrsy
(to Bard)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vALs91KZR
See what you did? You set me up.679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuSgb0xPgf
You didn't tell me that I'd have to679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU1MINm5nZ
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvJpPRmsNE
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0KNURGELm
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxfZMv0q2K
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1My02uglQ
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuNBt61mPy
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVi0f1LmxtX
(offscreen)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1udUWj98s
You assholes. You can't catch a679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTVs7H4hJK
ghost.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrv0nuZniQA
You fuckers. You put me in a679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAPhVD5QM8
vulnerable position when I was sure679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxng38m9I8
the Batman would be here. Now679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuT7CDQbBd8
you're all gonna get what's coming679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHo7oIzrDXU
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpuM3utT8O
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM83rGUvHva
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElfj45IOG1
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOnu0aOFrz
blades.
BATMAN679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIdLatckOo
(concious)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42gZxvZFxO
What are you gonna do to me? I679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSVuJRgs1j
think you've committed murder, so679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQonYVCmMRO
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ625LYXb8tX
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvUnnVlxlp
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ0dC0MvEb
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLhWe8uf4u
this.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEqlvv2gTQ
I'm going to finish him!679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEf8KR9Lb2
Constantine, I'm going to finish679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHX2swxPxt
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL1Sdqo0VS
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtNg7bBFic
(holds up his arm in679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkD7csIJys
protest)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ8l5DF9IY
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HLDGMp0M8
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU7UVLRiCE
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDmnQAw9Uo
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIpf2iaOiW
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNw5UbmRnS
He was mine, and I stole him from679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcGZoWBZbY
you. He was my revenge. Now you679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWmRhBKdx6
will pay for your disobedience. He679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA6AKlgo9k
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k4iH0Olyx
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUshQ66vio
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOBKCMPFUj
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZgsmcKE1F
(awake)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jFEYgJkS4
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiffVcMtH3
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x8MuUy9zS
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRCGSM3JDv
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdlAlSlIAB
You still have a chance. Let go of679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79RjFj6vvF
my hand. If you allow my hand to679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryK53yr2Ok
come off of you, you will end up679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhCwYzpFQB
just like your friend.679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7tcY0smXZ
(tries to pry the hand off679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OBrd2ehah
of his head)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh6tY8fiRz
It can't be. No. No. He's still679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbKhsDtHTr
alive!679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmmRHFJMvQ
(falls to his knees)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuwrw1afUd
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2f0NuEHJT
(from a distance)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnYYHzy8t7
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMrNfxYpxD
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra5bXmTReY
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JU1f0LaTz
(beat)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr34reiLpx
I can't get it. I can't pull it679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AswYI3EZ6
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRr71dskHm
the forest.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQcmJUPbWF
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibG0EUb4V9
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgX9uXhI6T
Batmobile.
BATMAN679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXCpsP0OVk
(screams in pain)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMQpjRVa4d
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedbFqjPtIU
the forest.
BEATELAGE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYu0uMgmVk
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOv2lY91Hp
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtOsml1kuj
(is so weak he can barely679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOweykX69Q
stand)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxok1TKWpF
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5ahJKvA1V
the forest.
BEATELAGE679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSdFQXrG3U
(passionate)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVu8Gaaffd
Don't let them drag you off this679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5vufWe1md
beat.
BETELGEUSE 679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRY7IgFyc5
(peers at the Batman)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhgnnVW6OY
Is that all? Do you really want to679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpcRMIvQDG
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkbdrPR4t3
(ashamed)679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dmH7KqQje
Don't say it. Take a peek in the679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6JDlK33bi
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ErSQMSkHG
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT679Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEoNL0pZyF
