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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks435Please respect copyright.PENANAW33cVgLyCV
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead435Please respect copyright.PENANANhMZIP3iRW
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air435Please respect copyright.PENANAmsRk7qIqiB
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.435Please respect copyright.PENANAL2s44hiq4W
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead435Please respect copyright.PENANA3V65G0VGTn
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a435Please respect copyright.PENANAOccalybr1s
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old435Please respect copyright.PENANAVN9FOj5SFg
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,435Please respect copyright.PENANAu8uU7VoEZo
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry435Please respect copyright.PENANAPr0qhBzbl4
voice:
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANANiE5w95QzI
Who are you? Are you bard? I just435Please respect copyright.PENANAhZoRptGTws
found my dead sex slaves, and now435Please respect copyright.PENANAg1WzGJhYa4
you're crawling up, disturbing my435Please respect copyright.PENANAGNZuL7RoQN
ritual.
BARD435Please respect copyright.PENANAF775M4EEjF
And so you brought your flesh dildo435Please respect copyright.PENANATC3MpRKZ7e
too?
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANA9t1lIDMHTf
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD435Please respect copyright.PENANAZm4ykpinIz
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANAbBnTiz0rXs
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and435Please respect copyright.PENANARW0n8UNgbh
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANAsX7DUZQDlG
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna435Please respect copyright.PENANAs7PfA7vSYS
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the435Please respect copyright.PENANAeCJRl0VhV6
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.435Please respect copyright.PENANAVyC7qR7Dfa
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard435Please respect copyright.PENANAhWljzK77D8
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The435Please respect copyright.PENANAvzqsLlJVzg
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON435Please respect copyright.PENANADrGbuqdEg9
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANABteKF4g6sS
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your435Please respect copyright.PENANAk3tunLv86u
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a435Please respect copyright.PENANADhSagueJav
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping435Please respect copyright.PENANAop24GiqyvT
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up435Please respect copyright.PENANA5cd1sEkql6
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish435Please respect copyright.PENANAeND93BTT4o
their plans.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANA1MsSMPn3LZ
(to Bard)435Please respect copyright.PENANAPa5RTZncG1
See what you did? You set me up.435Please respect copyright.PENANAAXNfrQB9Kh
You didn't tell me that I'd have to435Please respect copyright.PENANA1QFMQSafq6
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd435Please respect copyright.PENANAOu4BkXXwvK
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which435Please respect copyright.PENANAwaJQUlVSTW
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's435Please respect copyright.PENANAWNkouEh0EX
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears435Please respect copyright.PENANA4MEl4Ct1KP
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.435Please respect copyright.PENANAYCXfbIHvT5
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD435Please respect copyright.PENANAz1cmLNdTpv
(offscreen)435Please respect copyright.PENANAt63CfFHfyc
You assholes. You can't catch a435Please respect copyright.PENANAsDNjVKgsqV
ghost.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANAqNyi0k33ok
You fuckers. You put me in a435Please respect copyright.PENANA0hHSN8UtjX
vulnerable position when I was sure435Please respect copyright.PENANAz9C96cEAm9
the Batman would be here. Now435Please respect copyright.PENANA1GB4G4WkQz
you're all gonna get what's coming435Please respect copyright.PENANAuLPv2eI12y
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins435Please respect copyright.PENANAqbBLWeVCTa
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall435Please respect copyright.PENANAQOt95iGnYw
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks435Please respect copyright.PENANAyI40cAqI0h
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder435Please respect copyright.PENANAReecfCHZ7r
blades.
BATMAN435Please respect copyright.PENANAko1M3zZ0Vi
(concious)435Please respect copyright.PENANAwvdXvRhA7e
What are you gonna do to me? I435Please respect copyright.PENANAmMb6z7LfUL
think you've committed murder, so435Please respect copyright.PENANAk4k4N8oMp6
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the435Please respect copyright.PENANAfSDpqrrgTk
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his435Please respect copyright.PENANAfflUMZa6Mu
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE435Please respect copyright.PENANA6x75cLb7rW
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do435Please respect copyright.PENANAO3KSJUpMsF
this.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANANraqwMtPzu
I'm going to finish him!435Please respect copyright.PENANAi4rL022z3B
Constantine, I'm going to finish435Please respect copyright.PENANAN4oNe8rLOg
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked435Please respect copyright.PENANA1TeiYxQvO9
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER435Please respect copyright.PENANAv8s8PIlBW6
(holds up his arm in435Please respect copyright.PENANA4YTiSMny0k
protest)435Please respect copyright.PENANAxBpXsacrKz
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He435Please respect copyright.PENANA7nUGDznt41
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with435Please respect copyright.PENANAtxcUHGXkLg
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's435Please respect copyright.PENANAEgohmhZB0R
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.435Please respect copyright.PENANAKb8UBDmPKm
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANAumibxkgNor
He was mine, and I stole him from435Please respect copyright.PENANAuzZevGwUPC
you. He was my revenge. Now you435Please respect copyright.PENANAOGm4GgHYRy
will pay for your disobedience. He435Please respect copyright.PENANA2dXScq8qhj
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is435Please respect copyright.PENANA0pCiDeSMmt
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he435Please respect copyright.PENANA2J2PxJFXY4
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then435Please respect copyright.PENANAavCgVqitTC
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN435Please respect copyright.PENANA0pt1fUqF2r
(awake)435Please respect copyright.PENANAa23o3hITwR
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his435Please respect copyright.PENANATmNUuFep0c
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the435Please respect copyright.PENANAOQeRBGdqLD
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is435Please respect copyright.PENANAXtpRg7XjZM
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANA4Fi1krgfI3
You still have a chance. Let go of435Please respect copyright.PENANADlDrOE8Jtj
my hand. If you allow my hand to435Please respect copyright.PENANA1dt0py06LE
come off of you, you will end up435Please respect copyright.PENANAPZZXKGlITT
just like your friend.435Please respect copyright.PENANAa9QQcpInLa
(tries to pry the hand off435Please respect copyright.PENANAGs4xo60Mvc
of his head)435Please respect copyright.PENANAOLf3pMUdoh
It can't be. No. No. He's still435Please respect copyright.PENANAlxbGsobd3K
alive!435Please respect copyright.PENANA2vPHcHExbl
(falls to his knees)435Please respect copyright.PENANAhj3pD0u1r6
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE435Please respect copyright.PENANAj0q4dZwe6l
(from a distance)435Please respect copyright.PENANAgUQLBYTIuB
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN435Please respect copyright.PENANAdl8MvYzef7
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the435Please respect copyright.PENANA2h6QCUftDd
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN435Please respect copyright.PENANAUDXvA4cs10
(beat)435Please respect copyright.PENANArWccs1sH74
I can't get it. I can't pull it435Please respect copyright.PENANALHpVBHzlzF
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into435Please respect copyright.PENANANTkSZ6cld2
the forest.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANAaXJ0ParTZZ
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE435Please respect copyright.PENANAk0OZNShURF
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the435Please respect copyright.PENANAYPC9q5kWSR
Batmobile.
BATMAN435Please respect copyright.PENANAvkI3HwvS3v
(screams in pain)435Please respect copyright.PENANA1PCKFpBBSz
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into435Please respect copyright.PENANATwEsgJxd8B
the forest.
BEATELAGE435Please respect copyright.PENANA6Y5I9gt4Lt
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE435Please respect copyright.PENANAyyUNvS7KwG
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN435Please respect copyright.PENANAqV2s2w4loR
(is so weak he can barely435Please respect copyright.PENANANKb242f2sN
stand)435Please respect copyright.PENANAQfsqCQcdzd
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into435Please respect copyright.PENANAZvK1BxWxoM
the forest.
BEATELAGE435Please respect copyright.PENANAMH64gVnCwE
(passionate)435Please respect copyright.PENANAzR688faypb
Don't let them drag you off this435Please respect copyright.PENANAsWLg8eads2
beat.
BETELGEUSE 435Please respect copyright.PENANA8bzDSDppHS
(peers at the Batman)435Please respect copyright.PENANAcLlo87Fmco
Is that all? Do you really want to435Please respect copyright.PENANAziIwDaIPRx
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 435Please respect copyright.PENANAIn20HClh5j
(ashamed)435Please respect copyright.PENANAtJpNQnJrS5
Don't say it. Take a peek in the435Please respect copyright.PENANAcYXBWGHeaN
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,435Please respect copyright.PENANAKrRn62i04l
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT435Please respect copyright.PENANAaoMcjd1UK3