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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k39PWN4Yr
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2IRqljyrm
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mYNs1TOEv
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekPkmwCiiJ
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLKiwEzb1w
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD5TpvGsoE
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM09s1E757
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDJW0fWOlS
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIo3V9mZeW
voice:
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5HrMGUvK1
Who are you? Are you bard? I just682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMoa8UJE9v
found my dead sex slaves, and now682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsV8e3e7f0
you're crawling up, disturbing my682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV75atZmGo
ritual.
BARD682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlloPcLoQF3
And so you brought your flesh dildo682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rFOk88Boq
too?
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUsfCCP5Am
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpWiCX5d2j
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGcEiET7Fk
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB6DT5FkRB
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT65TeDjl6
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrseTYBNb6
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGtwS5yuoF
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGqB2DSWSU
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTVZi3Awju
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVERtw1EL9
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyX0CJQcrG
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV5WZmkege
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFim1UpF8FL
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmErfRhcIQu
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolDdmPjsoj
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQirsH1OlZC
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEpggalVwJ
their plans.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTXIphkpDU
(to Bard)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkksOi8Bldo
See what you did? You set me up.682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4n9Zwz0Xf
You didn't tell me that I'd have to682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooz8xqDGqs
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYontSAyJ0u
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbcGDnu6AZ
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tGIZwmHCV
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtmvl7wTvH
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2Gnw0sBti
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRaLUePK5m
(offscreen)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtToEfmNaI
You assholes. You can't catch a682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn01Kdnv4iA
ghost.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOKzOQNtXV
You fuckers. You put me in a682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVRmmH2eLQ
vulnerable position when I was sure682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGKB0QKT25
the Batman would be here. Now682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrcEZMvARq
you're all gonna get what's coming682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGfW4QUp7T
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahN8op8xt5
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwgNqdCpv6
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kiQx0j5di
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzq1tgJj6b
blades.
BATMAN682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50i7xy5Lc0
(concious)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY4t1JZ55I
What are you gonna do to me? I682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkYa0JVkBT
think you've committed murder, so682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fusI7Ind6
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5yI45zfId
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPwWCcU9o1
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f94TefMwf
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOQ4W9mv4p
this.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9B40OzCVM
I'm going to finish him!682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPniWOYpKH2
Constantine, I'm going to finish682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlnzGYMrMk
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzL6F8seDj
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmR7RaEiUa
(holds up his arm in682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8fhPIsNnk
protest)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9e4jR59sDq
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUGaYBGw3H
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfMr9ki4c3
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91IuEkbZgZ
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMA1YZmfz8
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun9l8MN9S4
He was mine, and I stole him from682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmZSTZ8Bkj
you. He was my revenge. Now you682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5CWvZpl8x
will pay for your disobedience. He682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4vUGWtR99
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZjNPDMpVF
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddIe6mivUr
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe429AFrV2L
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDevEd1kjE9
(awake)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBMAyZOzK1
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GNb545tUd
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Lp1YuCvY6
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPRNvw05na
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwUZrknm2M
You still have a chance. Let go of682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1oQmEPHmp
my hand. If you allow my hand to682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8FkRQa2Kk
come off of you, you will end up682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy051MJrbKB
just like your friend.682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yCCq9pTDa
(tries to pry the hand off682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkjNMIftq8
of his head)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5YDDDsUl2
It can't be. No. No. He's still682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBd4g4KPCe
alive!682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7X6IOxnF3
(falls to his knees)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEim9U10DJ
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqpG7ehPv8
(from a distance)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5PXUF7eoY
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaiMcmJaJV
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxNPVSxegm
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq1iYxJGgB
(beat)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtyDotYuFT
I can't get it. I can't pull it682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh5pxad2lJ
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRnAjpEbk7
the forest.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIrhvnf5Ly
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJeKcuG5RX
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTvpstkECP
Batmobile.
BATMAN682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzPfPNnXEt
(screams in pain)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9XdkAlyui
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhYNOgjIDv
the forest.
BEATELAGE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMNsfL9hA8
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HDnBECABM
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxsubHrGOd
(is so weak he can barely682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMNJV6nhbt
stand)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jdhmCcD8Z
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZbOoJCNAo
the forest.
BEATELAGE682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJrDVXFCtH
(passionate)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmci5LNQhA
Don't let them drag you off this682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UAXTZv31q
beat.
BETELGEUSE 682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliYriFKGgn
(peers at the Batman)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt6kZzzSzg
Is that all? Do you really want to682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDidCom2f9
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OvQbyJVmn
(ashamed)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBOdKskfQG
Don't say it. Take a peek in the682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlH6egnVo8
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNY4OVcHPD
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW5LuIAqZI
