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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks409Please respect copyright.PENANA759NLnSC79
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead409Please respect copyright.PENANAu92s1HcHvp
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air409Please respect copyright.PENANAD8sYjyAgJJ
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.409Please respect copyright.PENANAULuMj5LJJK
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead409Please respect copyright.PENANAYkhA4Kj9qc
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a409Please respect copyright.PENANA0JG5j5ACz1
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old409Please respect copyright.PENANAjgSwY7G9VX
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,409Please respect copyright.PENANAN2DBtQzidF
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry409Please respect copyright.PENANAALsMIhO2Wj
voice:
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANA4jtXfD04I3
Who are you? Are you bard? I just409Please respect copyright.PENANACiiduzTT56
found my dead sex slaves, and now409Please respect copyright.PENANAysZ4HbBfX1
you're crawling up, disturbing my409Please respect copyright.PENANAUOLPtmVCbw
ritual.
BARD409Please respect copyright.PENANAKZoBIjFTCI
And so you brought your flesh dildo409Please respect copyright.PENANAx04wQLfn8d
too?
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAQSbnYclUh1
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD409Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ8mqAehl3
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAHxhfiBILWf
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and409Please respect copyright.PENANAM8eAuZSGn8
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAtViDGA1vQc
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna409Please respect copyright.PENANAVhPZKntXry
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the409Please respect copyright.PENANArRktgyRoOa
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.409Please respect copyright.PENANAJ24piLP1sb
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard409Please respect copyright.PENANACo3HGfi2mM
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The409Please respect copyright.PENANAZtm1uZhOCX
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON409Please respect copyright.PENANAeT1ytMDpGG
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAsHXlCEtI1I
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your409Please respect copyright.PENANASmDyR25WXL
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a409Please respect copyright.PENANAlkBFdqpoMd
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping409Please respect copyright.PENANA4JluA83xqm
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up409Please respect copyright.PENANAtTHeJhRLi7
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish409Please respect copyright.PENANAQPwMQU1i5Y
their plans.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAK7IFZbfnDV
(to Bard)409Please respect copyright.PENANA34EBFiGNs0
See what you did? You set me up.409Please respect copyright.PENANAxZNuPIiJoC
You didn't tell me that I'd have to409Please respect copyright.PENANAgRNybB0SoU
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd409Please respect copyright.PENANABslPCKPQOp
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which409Please respect copyright.PENANAGYpDhcpPXD
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's409Please respect copyright.PENANABHM2DXJaHd
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears409Please respect copyright.PENANAFuxCRrugbA
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.409Please respect copyright.PENANAezAcutQ7Qz
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD409Please respect copyright.PENANAQEmrRxOCTe
(offscreen)409Please respect copyright.PENANAeF3M3cOcWl
You assholes. You can't catch a409Please respect copyright.PENANAyNzUZ68xRw
ghost.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAY07kyH0nqB
You fuckers. You put me in a409Please respect copyright.PENANAiAAw6Bb9Ru
vulnerable position when I was sure409Please respect copyright.PENANA6jb3WPupkL
the Batman would be here. Now409Please respect copyright.PENANAyYCmnJ37Ne
you're all gonna get what's coming409Please respect copyright.PENANAajE7XPJiMr
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins409Please respect copyright.PENANAnwcdPP1vis
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall409Please respect copyright.PENANA6ctjoZFG5g
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks409Please respect copyright.PENANA71oLK5Zpnc
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder409Please respect copyright.PENANAayhxm3EcT5
blades.
BATMAN409Please respect copyright.PENANA272AVTyLzs
(concious)409Please respect copyright.PENANAfep0mmQzMZ
What are you gonna do to me? I409Please respect copyright.PENANAQOyQVVs9fy
think you've committed murder, so409Please respect copyright.PENANArzMSdTOQMB
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the409Please respect copyright.PENANAmDdUa0ViCe
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his409Please respect copyright.PENANAU7czkCuMg3
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE409Please respect copyright.PENANA9LDsgWx4sC
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do409Please respect copyright.PENANAtLuSQVAVqO
this.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAhhkyMe3eBr
I'm going to finish him!409Please respect copyright.PENANAiKZ1lS7XQx
Constantine, I'm going to finish409Please respect copyright.PENANAcpeJn9P3Uz
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked409Please respect copyright.PENANANV3vUTZ1xb
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER409Please respect copyright.PENANA7ii1x0EvpE
(holds up his arm in409Please respect copyright.PENANA20nXUhSI2d
protest)409Please respect copyright.PENANAj1NVEyHl9q
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He409Please respect copyright.PENANAawvd9VnwWD
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with409Please respect copyright.PENANACgSXBC7Hp7
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's409Please respect copyright.PENANAm25p81Kf33
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.409Please respect copyright.PENANAuG8FO1Bl4o
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAypNkKVPR7C
He was mine, and I stole him from409Please respect copyright.PENANA0MY01EuSJF
you. He was my revenge. Now you409Please respect copyright.PENANACJM7gvV44b
will pay for your disobedience. He409Please respect copyright.PENANAzD7wnibsf5
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is409Please respect copyright.PENANAcxhfvr3krj
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he409Please respect copyright.PENANApLPGHK3aU1
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then409Please respect copyright.PENANA16qsEgV4hA
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN409Please respect copyright.PENANAfDuEUO3c9n
(awake)409Please respect copyright.PENANAJShBZ4G8D6
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his409Please respect copyright.PENANAqvM8QOpb0b
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the409Please respect copyright.PENANAMBPIqrkBlo
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is409Please respect copyright.PENANATCd3cfDYOt
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAnH2MGTx31F
You still have a chance. Let go of409Please respect copyright.PENANAheTGBDQGns
my hand. If you allow my hand to409Please respect copyright.PENANAyrviu8RTLt
come off of you, you will end up409Please respect copyright.PENANAHYx5VX0N8W
just like your friend.409Please respect copyright.PENANAYFXO9a6Xew
(tries to pry the hand off409Please respect copyright.PENANAhgbWemGxEr
of his head)409Please respect copyright.PENANA6INXQNnC8h
It can't be. No. No. He's still409Please respect copyright.PENANAaWg0A2mpUt
alive!409Please respect copyright.PENANABs9LwkWml1
(falls to his knees)409Please respect copyright.PENANAROKVouyyBq
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE409Please respect copyright.PENANAX9RKHn23lL
(from a distance)409Please respect copyright.PENANAs1jURqEISD
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN409Please respect copyright.PENANAOiQofFMXBj
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the409Please respect copyright.PENANAxzRVp6nESt
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN409Please respect copyright.PENANA7Llt65b4Kj
(beat)409Please respect copyright.PENANAj8Q8xvw23s
I can't get it. I can't pull it409Please respect copyright.PENANACOoZc5XIGg
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into409Please respect copyright.PENANAs84LOqGOW4
the forest.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANA1zHQq0EgM0
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE409Please respect copyright.PENANAf8q51bxHmn
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the409Please respect copyright.PENANAfU3J3NWtwm
Batmobile.
BATMAN409Please respect copyright.PENANAeXRBsusWLf
(screams in pain)409Please respect copyright.PENANA0Wpn5Mfj5m
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into409Please respect copyright.PENANArMJZaJKvJw
the forest.
BEATELAGE409Please respect copyright.PENANAg5YryqnT5J
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE409Please respect copyright.PENANAXVH58IAK3K
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN409Please respect copyright.PENANA1dzLPy2sZl
(is so weak he can barely409Please respect copyright.PENANAbSzvJhXNPw
stand)409Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZQzsAtn2T
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into409Please respect copyright.PENANA5A5jBoCGVi
the forest.
BEATELAGE409Please respect copyright.PENANAyBIgMqB2xt
(passionate)409Please respect copyright.PENANAkn0CE8rbUg
Don't let them drag you off this409Please respect copyright.PENANAYC07DjR1Wy
beat.
BETELGEUSE 409Please respect copyright.PENANAS8EdyruHHn
(peers at the Batman)409Please respect copyright.PENANA5QM3KHWqyB
Is that all? Do you really want to409Please respect copyright.PENANAEAQOqoUQB7
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 409Please respect copyright.PENANAJtf3GujxNb
(ashamed)409Please respect copyright.PENANATxOm70fTw9
Don't say it. Take a peek in the409Please respect copyright.PENANAMH6c13fboc
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,409Please respect copyright.PENANAsM92C691mp
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT409Please respect copyright.PENANAfuauQVikUg