你最難忘的生日怎樣過?275Please respect copyright.PENANAgtbQ0AgI56
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難忘的定義很廣泛。譬如朋友為你製造誇張的生日驚喜;男朋友在生日向你求婚。我聽過有把拍拖紀念日、結婚紀念日和老婆生日都放在同一天的混帳,雖然狡猾,但做法非常可取,算是向消費社會發出反抗的吶喊。275Please respect copyright.PENANAC5HywXzL7J
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但無論如何,跟我的27歲生日有段差距。275Please respect copyright.PENANAss3UGOJAEk
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二十七歲生日,我在自己家裡玩通靈板,召喚了邪靈。275Please respect copyright.PENANAO1qdVppxDu
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但真正難忘的遠非於此。275Please respect copyright.PENANAb8GynlUGQ9
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Mia和Peter離開後,我們亦到二樓梳洗休息。我家是三房,走上樓梯正面是浴室,右邊是走廊、兩間客房和一間連套廁和露台的主人房。275Please respect copyright.PENANAsCqPcp5F3d
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羅夫住在我對面的客房。也許仍然在為通靈板的事生氣,所以羅夫讓我們安排Ella睡在另一間客房。275Please respect copyright.PENANAhQb2usd6QM275Please respect copyright.PENANAPZooJ5wtr6
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聽Ella燒烤時提及過,她和羅夫在夜店認識,至今拍拖已經三年半,到了談婚論嫁的階段,打算待疫情後到國外結婚。我想不會因為晚上發生的事情而分手。275Please respect copyright.PENANAzwvD2278ic
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不過,我不認為疫情會像剛才的鬼魂,說消失就消失好了。275Please respect copyright.PENANAT427rAiJQB
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Emma對我打了眼色,對羅夫和我說:「今晚我陪Ella瞓,你哋唔使擔心。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAmBsV3WLBdq
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然而,當羅夫的房門關上的數分鐘後,Emma跑到主人房了。畢竟我和Emma是炮友的關係,不算名正言順的情侶,所以也不好當著朋友的面到我的房間睡。275Please respect copyright.PENANAyTIdFMXjEw
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明眼人都知道,這是做愛的節奏。275Please respect copyright.PENANAdnuofFFr2N
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你們可能會問:「你明明兩個鐘前先嚇到鳩縮喎?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAPBf9aKPajy
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But!即使心有餘悸,都無阻礙人類的社交活動和我按捺已久的性慾。我不想讓我的27歲生日在驚嚇完結,也不希望對不起從Amazon訂來的萬聖節情趣內衣。275Please respect copyright.PENANArOfl4fClrb
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再說,今晚我害怕自己一個人。275Please respect copyright.PENANAurHnGbpufZ
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今晚嗎?或許我一直都害怕。275Please respect copyright.PENANA3K9wARU36a
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通靈板喚來鬼鬼魂只是一條導火線。275Please respect copyright.PENANAoQzsjboU4I
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用文青的腔調,身體的空虛源於靈魂的孤獨。村上春樹說過人應該走進荒野感受孤獨,從而證明自己擁有能獨立存在的力量。275Please respect copyright.PENANA5AabJP1dkh
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但我要說,我隻身來到荒野一年,那份孤獨感像林中的迷霧,當你用力撥開後發現待待你的只有四面牆,空無一人。275Please respect copyright.PENANAq76elsVojB
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孤獨是你在空中墜下,而你不知道甚麼時候撞落地面,失重的恐懼沒處宣洩。275Please respect copyright.PENANAcvNLh3WCW0
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所以,得自私地抓住一樣東西,或者卑鄙地佔有一個人。275Please respect copyright.PENANAbzvhd0Ytnv
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孤獨啊,大概就是這樣。275Please respect copyright.PENANA685oPPsj3o
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我攤在床上看著Emma從浴室出來,換上情趣內衣的身影,腦海用Deep fake 自動補完成Mia的樣子。Emma的樣貌不及Mia,但身材比後者豐滿,而且總能滿足我的性癖。275Please respect copyright.PENANAk8vfXOZZWn
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例如剃毛。275Please respect copyright.PENANAWp5Ur5lIf3
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又或者各式各樣的花式和角色扮演。275Please respect copyright.PENANABItQfjmm0Y
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「好襯你。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAeteaEPEv34
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「係嘛?」Emma一邊爬上床,一邊笑道:「我以為你今晚會唔想要。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAR4mWui1y3a
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「我一啲都唔怕。A soldier has no fear。」我拿起Tim 塞給我的安全套。275Please respect copyright.PENANAK30xt0utYt
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「真係嗎?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAox0DaQDNZF
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Emma像貓咪般伏在我的兩腿間,伸出舌頭上下舔動,溫熱溫潤的快感把僅餘的懼意和拋到九霄之外。275Please respect copyright.PENANAGMklSZsJUg
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我伸手關掉床頭燈,一手輕按她的後腦杓⋯⋯275Please respect copyright.PENANAK0zMp6pnDi
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隨著高低起伏的呻吟聲與碰撞聲消失,戰士終於在敵軍身上落下一串子彈,然後躺在壕溝中,棄械投降。275Please respect copyright.PENANAUecmr72Llc
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也許因為酒意加上體力消耗,又或者晚上所發生的怪事使我神經過份繃緊,完事攤在床上沒多久,我便抱住Emma倒頭大睡。275Please respect copyright.PENANA9UrQ6CHPRf
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我發了一個場夢,在夢裡我看到我跟Mia住在這間屋裡。275Please respect copyright.PENANAkRrMoRDqrc
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那是一個陽光明媚的早上,光線從客廳的窗簾透進來。275Please respect copyright.PENANABYnQkaoLuw
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此時,我坐在布藝梳化上,回頭一瞧看見Mia拿著一杯熱氣騰騰的黑咖啡朝我我方向走來。275Please respect copyright.PENANAIKk8s0tJAN
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Mia的棕啡長髮紮成辮,純白色的T Shirt外是我家的圍裙,看上去像這間屋的女主人。275Please respect copyright.PENANAp1me2kY2dw
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很好,非常好。275Please respect copyright.PENANAAkFkNSQ2As
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她放下咖啡,從後環抱我的肩膊,笑瞇瞇道:「你有冇偷食?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAqHOMVwdOoa
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我不敢回頭看她,一陣罪惡感湧上心頭。275Please respect copyright.PENANA7w6B1kVCYq
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「冇⋯⋯我好專一。」我支支吾吾。275Please respect copyright.PENANAPsG1zMoGTl
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存有罪惡感是好事,證明我還是一個正常人。275Please respect copyright.PENANAdZitKVkxYC
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Mia繞到前面,像貓咪一般伏我的身上。她把頭湊到我耳畔,吹出一口濕潤溫濡的暖氣。275Please respect copyright.PENANA2kpm5FnTTU
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「真係冇對唔住我?」她問。275Please respect copyright.PENANACc3meitsfN
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我猶豫了片逾,搖了搖頭。275Please respect copyright.PENANA4C1AcxC6rn
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她聞言動也不動,輕哼著奇怪,像急口令的說話。275Please respect copyright.PENANAzCPa961Zzf
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「The sky is blue,the grass is green~」275Please respect copyright.PENANADJ1JRcVZ6W
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「Mia?」我輕喚,但她並沒理會。275Please respect copyright.PENANAsgUSmnHCfN
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「May we have our Halloween?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAGP0TCtrBR5
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「Mia?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAVPjbNUC3gY
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「If not a penny, a ha'penny will do⋯⋯」275Please respect copyright.PENANAaKpUc7kzeD
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我愈聽愈覺不妥,一陣不安的感覺籠罩全身。與此同時,幾隻幼小的手指從檯上的咖啡杯中探出來,用力抓住杯緣。275Please respect copyright.PENANAFjMq4RjwCC
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「If not a ha'penny, then GOD BLESS YOU⋯⋯」275Please respect copyright.PENANAc5hLjhduFh
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「Mia!」我嘗試用力掙扎,可是怎也擺脫不掉Mia。275Please respect copyright.PENANAWYtNwnI5eq
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她在我耳邊輕笑,說出那一句話⋯⋯275Please respect copyright.PENANA19QgqlUYWL
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Trick or treat?275Please respect copyright.PENANAa6KERclLGo
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「嗄!」我猛然驚醒,上氣不接下氣的坐起來。275Please respect copyright.PENANAbygP2WOyU0
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「Fuck。」我一邊呢喃,一邊拭去額頭的冷汗,努力抹去烙在腦海中的餘音。275Please respect copyright.PENANAm3yM3OZQ48
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望了床頭的電子鬧鐘一眼,距離天光還有三小時。275Please respect copyright.PENANAlsIshgNSgu
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主人房一片漆黑,房門微微虛掩著。我睡眼惺忪地摸了摸身邊,發現Emma不見了,昏黄的光線從浴室透出來。275Please respect copyright.PENANAsLxM4pTrc1
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半夜去洗手間嗎?275Please respect copyright.PENANAKQn1ZqEOr4
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然而,下一秒從浴室出來的身影推翻了我的想法。275Please respect copyright.PENANAdpNLP8NgyY
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從浴室出來的人是中途昏過去,本應睡在客房的Ella!275Please respect copyright.PENANALSKvbIcthY
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這時候Ella已經洗掉了嚇人的萬聖節妝,脫去身上的俏護士服,身上只剩一條繫蝴蝶結的黑色丁字底褲,纖腰間可見一個英文名的紋身。275Please respect copyright.PENANAb2erLPp8Mk
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重點並不是性感無比的內褲,而是羅夫的女朋友怎會出現在我的房間裡?275Please respect copyright.PENANAt1lYu175ij
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Emma又去了哪裡?275Please respect copyright.PENANALhGdj7Bg4b
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Ella掩著豐滿的胸脯向我步步走來,最後坐在床邊,像鼓起勇氣般鬆開胸前的手,右手從被子下順著我的大腿而上⋯⋯275Please respect copyright.PENANA3o74fv0YP9
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我趕忙偏過頭,按住她的手。我的性癖不少,但絕對不包括偷食朋友的女朋友,更何況羅夫現在就睡在對面的房間。275Please respect copyright.PENANAFayRl7gXo8
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我壓下聲線:「你做咩喺度?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAyU9TZbN7K1
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「我哋做愛,你都已經勃起咗。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAWPT5n4iCKk
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「你唔好玩啦!你係唔係⋯⋯」我想說鬼上身,但不敢說出來。275Please respect copyright.PENANAiXR4M7EXbb
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「我依家好清醒。我都知道你同Emma係咩關係。」Ella瞄到床頭檯上的安全套包裝,低聲道:「你哋頭先做過。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAmAkCy7XPqc
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我沒有否認。275Please respect copyright.PENANAXueHdCLYXX
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「咁你又想唔想知,Emma同我男朋友背住我哋做緊咩⋯⋯做過啲咩?」275Please respect copyright.PENANA5jxUbzQ8x0
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我聽到她的說話,視線旋即飄向房門外。275Please respect copyright.PENANADQVBo572sR
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「殊⋯⋯」Ella做手勢示意我安靜。275Please respect copyright.PENANAtTtyUojbzK
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如是者,我們躡手躡腳走出走廊,站在羅夫的客房外。275Please respect copyright.PENANAqzTzSVQ8sP
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我的手懸在門柄上方,卻遲遲沒有打開房門的勇氣。275Please respect copyright.PENANAew8sp4pB8F
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過了幾秒,我蹲下來從鎖匙孔看進去,只見羅夫和Emma都在床上。從鎖匙孔中能清晰看到Emma還穿著我送給她的內衣,屁股朝門外的方向,頭在羅夫粗壯的腿間上下猛烈搖動。275Please respect copyright.PENANA5Kw5gZWULK
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沒錯,我的朋友和我的炮友在我的生日!275Please respect copyright.PENANApv9uoegpnT
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我的屋子裡做愛!你們誰有比我更難忘,更瘋狂的生日體驗,不妨分享。但我賭你們沒有,也希望你們沒有。275Please respect copyright.PENANAElqtCJqw6P
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羅夫揪住Emma的長髮,享受地說道:「嘿,你真係唔怕佢醒?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAUSkttynoGv
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「你都唔怕Ella發現,佢唔會咁快醒啦。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAoLisvb72B8
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「咁先刺激。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAsmWfPYk31M
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「如果你知道呢套睡衣係佢買,會唔會刺激啲?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAKb7Tiv6is7
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「哈哈,咁今晚我要玩到你求我停為止。」羅夫的笑聲讓我胃袋絞痛。275Please respect copyright.PENANAlLv5Y4YY6f
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接下來,Emma背坐在羅夫身上,十指和私處都與羅夫緊合著, 一下接一下的擴張收縮,像打樁機沒入泥土一般似的。275Please respect copyright.PENANAeCKVDeDVpa
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當然,我不願說羅夫才幹了幾下便停下來,在我以為他想起要戴套的時候卻提槍換道,繼續他的開採工程。275Please respect copyright.PENANAwaUnnpy2Ay
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我沒有看下去,回頭凝視Ella。大家對望兩眼,彼此顯然想到同一個地方去。275Please respect copyright.PENANACVR4VSzzdo
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報復!275Please respect copyright.PENANAiYt3ZZw440
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這也是Ella燒烤時的奇怪舉動和溜進我房間的理由。275Please respect copyright.PENANAI4Ud2GcckO
我主動把Ella帶回主人房,輕輕關上門後便一手抱起她,放在床上。275Please respect copyright.PENANAPFxIaMSG3p
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Ella沒有拒抗的意思,反過來撲倒我,讓晃來晃去的兩團軟肉在我臉上掃動,然後一邊伏在我頸項上用力吸啜,留下吻痕,一邊在我的兩腿間用力擼動。275Please respect copyright.PENANAiTw39uSJX7
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同樣地,我的手也沒有閒下來,順著平坦的小腹而下,手指時而撥動佈滿朝露的花瓣,時而按壓刺激發脹的花蕊。275Please respect copyright.PENANA1g3tVVmAlQ
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她轉身換過姿勢,伏在我的腿間:「既然佢可以,我哋都可以。」275Please respect copyright.PENANApviFrzmySr
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隨著一陣溫暖的快感,我主動湊上去肆意吸啜,再過了一會後我終於按捺不住,站起來在她的臉蛋上一洩如注。275Please respect copyright.PENANAy6xS5Lq6Gl
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這只是第一次,至少是意識清晰時的一次。275Please respect copyright.PENANAZO3xj1GyYZ
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當我躺在床上半睡半醒時,Ella從浴室再出來後,我隱約記得我們有第二次和第三次,兩次都沒有用安全措施。一如我的網名,報復式的射到最深處。275Please respect copyright.PENANA80mNgsFJJp
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我們沒有視對方為性伴,而是工具,像手淫的飛機杯和自慰棒。275Please respect copyright.PENANABPDpX1Tyn7
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我們彷彿著了魔,用自己的身體來報復另一半,瘋狂宣洩被背叛的不快。275Please respect copyright.PENANAFXWd1GWhv8
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我喜歡Emma嗎?也許沒有。275Please respect copyright.PENANAIOjTuOIjmB
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我只是討厭被背叛的感覺。275Please respect copyright.PENANADA94Wbnf3G
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人的心比鬼更可怕。275Please respect copyright.PENANA2gcGxwQAaP
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不管是Emma和羅夫,抑或我和初次見面便床上切磋的Ella。275Please respect copyright.PENANAyPefyFwh05
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我醒來的時候已經是翌日的中午時份,窗外正下著滂沱大雨。275Please respect copyright.PENANA11nfRdgzeZ
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雨水拍打玻璃窗,屋內只有我一人,羅夫、Ella和Emma都已經離開。我下床捶兩下痠痛的腰,拿起電話查看訊息。275Please respect copyright.PENANAun2zqwqihg
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電話收到兩個訊息,分別是Emma和Peter。275Please respect copyright.PENANAwKxGF16XFW
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「我幫你請咗假。見你咁好瞓,所以冇嘈醒你。Darling,生日快樂!」275Please respect copyright.PENANA2LBscHP49W
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看來Emma並不知道我已經發現了她和羅夫的事情,而且Ella應該在她回來前離開房間。275Please respect copyright.PENANAn8NwNu3JXh
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如果羅夫知道我跟Ella為了報復他們而搞上,大概會瘋掉吧?275Please respect copyright.PENANA8QfDTRydCF
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話說回來,Ella不會是危險期吧?該死的。我暗忖。275Please respect copyright.PENANAEMhQ5gUalC
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想到昨晚像換妻般的瘋狂行為,我不禁瞄看牆上的連身鏡,上下打量自己。275Please respect copyright.PENANAJ57DeYq95a
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真醜陋,果然我們是同一路人,沒有誰比誰高尚。275Please respect copyright.PENANAQ61unE9FQA
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「今晚要嚟我屋企?」我錄音。275Please respect copyright.PENANAnvHJGQOrkE
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「why not?」她爽快地回應。275Please respect copyright.PENANARFYQoEHsqS
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Peter傳訊息給我,這倒是我預期之外的事。275Please respect copyright.PENANAdfBg3Jg4Sc
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「Steven,我已經返到安全返到屋企。我諗呢個世界真係有科學冇辦法解釋嘅現象。而且,我剛才沖完涼喺網絡上查到啲嘢,等你返工見面講。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAWSQyMttGp8
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不知怎地,看到Peter傳到這個剎有介事的訊息後,我霍然想起昨晚那場邪門的遊戲。275Please respect copyright.PENANAsgHRzy2qa4
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過了一會兒,我接到公司主管的來電。我的上司叫Gigi,是一個獨身的中年女人,同樣是香港移民,不過已經來了快十年。她經常說自己在等待她的真命天子,浪漫的說詞背後卻流露著泊碼頭的心態。275Please respect copyright.PENANAZrF3cw7DWR
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要說的是,剝削是華人自古以來的特性,Gigi姐也不例外。275Please respect copyright.PENANAB8skuebIyU
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「Steven,你冇事嗎?我聽Emma講你病咗,我真係好擔心你呀。」 Gigi姐問候,吊高八度的聲線讓我拿開電話聽筒。275Please respect copyright.PENANAY19Val5Hs3
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「有嘢就直接講啦八婆。」我很想這樣說,但我沒有。275Please respect copyright.PENANAFpk4fpdAaZ
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「少少感冒,食兩粒藥就冇事。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAxrkgZ5Km5v
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「冇事就最好喇,咁我可以拜託你去一趟Bull Ring?客有啲地方想改動。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAy0s16k9z4I
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Bull Ring是伯明翰市中心最大的購物商場,也是我手頭上其中一個萬聖節項目。275Please respect copyright.PENANAx5QuuCXPJF
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「能夠幫助到客人,我真係好開心。」 我如是應道。275Please respect copyright.PENANAZqoPLPnhHM
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「哎,另外有份文件要交畀客人,我叫Emma帶畀你?」275Please respect copyright.PENANA6GvDQ2zuCg
我忽然想起Mia。275Please respect copyright.PENANAn6qgDJtjCM
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「Emma手上應該有唔少工作跟緊,搵Mia就可以。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAtntISdlqko
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「喔?原來係Mia嗎?我都係Mia派。」Gigi姐發出古怪的笑聲。275Please respect copyright.PENANACv9BQ6XcnJ
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「哈,我再私下Mia約時間。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAQe5crqomhc
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「記得飲多啲水,食多啲菜,做多啲⋯⋯呵呵。」Gigi姐叮囑。275Please respect copyright.PENANA8tQ24D5mbp
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忘了說,Gigi姐是一個精通潮文和流行語的連登絲打。275Please respect copyright.PENANAZmHSBYcZGR
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我駕車到市中心的時候剛好四點正。我西裝筆挺地出現在Bull Ring,跟Mia及商場負責人員在標誌性的銅牛雕像前會合。275Please respect copyright.PENANAc1SQ7t0tSs
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這個購物商場高三層,分成左右兩翼,只有底層相連。右翼頂層的出口擺放的銅牛雕像,在不同的節日會換上相應的裝飾,吸引遊人拍照。275Please respect copyright.PENANAr5KVcQnhgM
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這是我其中一項工作,利用各種手段,刺激顧客的消費慾望。275Please respect copyright.PENANAGADwPLJkJ6
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你以為消費是自主嗎?275Please respect copyright.PENANA7YKZtZv8XY
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因為你很要某種東西而掏荷包嗎?275Please respect copyright.PENANAJXQ1bqoSfC
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不對,其實只是我們這種人製造的你的需要。275Please respect copyright.PENANAQAzd5ZhHLo
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沿著餐廳林立的寬闊斜路而下是一個露天的觀景台,今年夏天完結前設置一間臨時的戶外酒吧,淺粉色系的裝潢,名字好像叫Blossom。酒吧的租期完結,現在由我們公司代理, 把這個戶外空間佈置成一個熱鬧的小型市集。275Please respect copyright.PENANAtyIJhoqvF8
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「Steven,我想再萬聖節之前喺個牛頭套多一個大南瓜,再加啲三、四倍數量嘅燈串。喲,南瓜要揀有機。另外再加喲流血效果⋯⋯」275Please respect copyright.PENANAf3H1hpUSay
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我讓Mia幫忙抄下對方提出的奇怪要求。275Please respect copyright.PENANAMjrcVci7Ch
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Mia:「但係⋯⋯」275Please respect copyright.PENANASVrAF88V5J
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我對Mia打眼色,斬釘截鐵地說道:「冇問題。即管包喺我哋身上,我們一定會令你滿意,要幾閃有幾閃,要幾有機就幾有機。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAswUT2BtFQ1
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世界上不止「做得到」和「做不到」。275Please respect copyright.PENANAS7NLFf1roX
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還有一種叫「做不到都要做」。275Please respect copyright.PENANA1CC2x88CxP
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「Gigi果然冇推薦錯,哈哈!」275Please respect copyright.PENANABJvhl3kkEA
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客人滿意地搭住我的肩膀,七情上面地說道:「係喇,我呢幾日一直諗緊點先可以令氣氛再恐怖,再詭異啲。例如搵幾個小朋友扮鬼叫,喺商場廣播,你哋點睇?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAXcBVkaYcjG
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我和Mia聽到「恐怖」這個字,不自覺地對望一眼,大家都想起昨晚降神會的駭人畫面。275Please respect copyright.PENANA45KxxskAW1
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客人摸著下巴的鬍渣,苦惱道:「但要啲細路點叫又係一個問題啊。吖,不如叫佢哋唱Baby Shark?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAq1WYNfIgAM
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「The sky is blue, the grass is green⋯⋯」275Please respect copyright.PENANASIkNHhUmyo
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「May we have our Halloween?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAQBVlS6mVOA
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「If not a penny, a’ha penny will do」我呢喃。275Please respect copyright.PENANA45STda8Z8G
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Mia神色困惑地看著我,語帶顫音地接下去:「If not a ha'penny, then god bless you?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAsbK2lt4Wnp
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我當堂呆住,難以置信地看著Mia。275Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ti9iSt3QU
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客人驚喜地看著我們:「咦,估唔到你哋咁後生都聽過呢幾句喎!唔通Gigi同過你哋連我係蘇格蘭人?呢幾句係蘇格蘭傳統習俗,小朋友喺萬聖節問屋主攞糖果嘅說話呀。一於就搵人錄呢幾句啦。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAwCUnbm20YL
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他沒有發現的是,我和Mia的臉色已經嚇得發白了。275Please respect copyright.PENANACvl7nerf7Y
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蘇格蘭?275Please respect copyright.PENANA5YApKYg7Fh
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第一,我從來沒有去過英國北部。275Please respect copyright.PENANAh7QXMn26VK
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第二,沒有做過相關的資料搜集。275Please respect copyright.PENANAGMu7JllcPl
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我昨天才第一次聽到這幾句話。那麼,Mia呢?275Please respect copyright.PENANA44QO3tIrzl
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難道⋯⋯Mia昨晚都發了同一個夢?275Please respect copyright.PENANAxbL1fR0oF4
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