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「Steven，萬聖節有咩節目？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW2C7Di9VQ
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「唔，暫時未有。萬聖節⋯⋯重有兩個星期。」我望一下茶水間牆上的月曆。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGh661G6ty
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這個把頭湊到我面前，呵氣如蘭的女生是我的同事Emma。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE53trGnTR
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Emma是土生土長的英國女孩，留一頭柔順的及肩棕髮，五官標緻得像洋娃娃。不過，最讓人留下印象的是她衣服上甜甜的香氣。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrEMTHOIgB
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喔，那是Jo Malone 香水，英國梨與小蒼蘭味，某次在她家裡的浴室看到的。鏡子中的除了香水，還有兩條卷纏在一起，感受歡愉與節拍的肉蟲。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFKGHJJlyd
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在浴室做愛是一種情趣，迴音大，從鏡子能看到對方享愛的表情，而且事後梳洗也很方便。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRO2TL1Tqv
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不要誤會，我和Emma不是男女朋友，只是大家都喜歡文化交流，某些方面都投契，僅此而已。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcYx8142om
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話說回來，我姓史，且叫我史提芬吧，二十七歲的單身白領，去年從香港遠洋來到英國伯明翰。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhFewznyxp
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原因你懂的，說太多又蘇玉華了。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95fQJoLQqf
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為甚麼是伯明翰？480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdcMq5HNys
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因為是工業重鎮？還是因為伯明翰是英國第二大城市？480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMplkDYvyDo
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沒有那麼複雜，只是出發時正好有一間的專門做節慶活動的公司聘請，待遇不俗，而且剛畢業的女生非常多。再說，要是真的比較起來，英國有很多比伯明翰宜居的地方。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMhX1g2uli
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總之就是這樣。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lUxm3B8fW
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要深入了解一個國家，除了從性方面，就是從傳統節日入手，像Emma每次都說我很「深入」，叫到石破天驚，鬼泣神號。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYobgWYM368
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就像剛剛落幕的Solihull啤酒節，又或者我們最近忙得如火如荼的萬聖節。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt7yj10V7l
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「31號我哋都要OT，你唔怕攰咩？」我趁著沒有人看見，手不安份地掃過她的翹臀，手指的動作更勝莫扎特的琴技。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVNb7VIrr9
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呸，別再聽KOL說甚麼在英國工作只有下午茶和啤酒。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLQeF8ezk2
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還有圓渾有致的屁股。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27aTNyxcAT
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我的工作負責跟不同商場和機構接洽，安排活動和場地佈置，雖然不用親自動手，但在活動時出現，拍些照片寫報告用。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuW0h2YHQH
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Emma俏臉緋紅，瞪了我一眼，咬唇耳語道：「邊個頂唔順好難講呢。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVFs9at9Ib
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「我當然知道正日要忙。我想問你24號，星期日吖！」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnh5nGrxSZ
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「24號？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vfy9RfXDT
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「24號係你生日。」她喐起豐厚的嘴唇。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9yIr8lFQe
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吖，對了！我幾乎都忘記自己生日。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0XzAc7TQC
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要說的是，Emma作為女朋友絕對是好選擇，只是我沒有這個想法，原因之後再說。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF9bJ5yoAO
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「所以⋯⋯去你新屋慶祝？我都未去過參觀呢。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDlvXifLvw
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確實，每次都是我去Emma市中心，位於Newton Street的住所，就連她家裡都放了我的拖鞋和牙刷。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYG5lX3fEW
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我思索了兩秒，應道：「嗯。呢幾日傢俬都差唔多送齊。嚟我屋企開Halloween Party，參觀一下我間房囉。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjv5YOl2mde
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這肯定是最棒的萬聖節派對，我這樣天真地想著，甚至滿腦子都是一個成年男性該有的幻想，然後在Amazon上訂了一套魔女款式的性感內衣。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPg1rlxLyJ
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若然，如果沒有發生那件事⋯⋯480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfXjUzHqVO
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10月24號。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVBIxVQQY3
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也就是我訂的情趣內衣送達的同日上午。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7zTV35kCZ
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說來奇怪，送貨司機是一個酒槽鼻，戴鴨舌帽的白人大叔。我要說的奇怪不是他胸口的十字架項鏈；不是那部佈滿沙塵，車生堪坷的Citreon私家車，也不是擋風玻璃前的酒吧廣告牌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWSmS7EX8a
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酒吧名叫Sun？Sin？看不清楚，也不是重點。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF91BE95Mp
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奇怪的是他的說話。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNMr35Qgh7
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「終於有人。」司機大叔腋下夾住黑色包裏。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lxJEbbGXT
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「嗯？」我不解。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9ivSmm2cc
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司機大叔搖了搖頭，遞上Emma的內衣讓我簽收。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODUOnE4cwD
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「最近出門小心呀，Kid。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm2k3XI5MA
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我友善地問道：「呢條街治安好差？我新居入伙，對呢一區都未算熟悉。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qLlC5i8W1
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話雖如此，我在網上查過罪案率，這一區在伯明翰來說，治安不算太差才對。英國跟香港不同，即使是同一區，相距一兩條街或者一個公園已經差天共地。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKGnfC7hKx
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我還記得自己剛到埗時住了一星期的Air BnB，街道一側是工地，木板圍籬破破爛爛，磚牆上噴滿塗鴉，另一邊是廢棄的工廠大廈，玻璃窗被砸碎，滿街都是Laughing Gas的銀色小瓶。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRVVFj7Ehc
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唔，未計走廊長期充斥大麻的氣味，也不意外。那不是《哈利波特》會告訴你的事。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowo6XwdFs4
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「哈，治安嘛。」司機大叔壓下聲線沉吟：「萬聖節。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9InbfOX2c
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「吓？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxg0dLnMtJ
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「小心萬聖節。」他重複。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaE7Q9QGXm
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我被他混濁的藍眼眸盯得渾身不自在：「呃，So⋯⋯Happy Halloween？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyuhjOeFIG
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FNS6QIreY
「Happy Halloween, Kid。」司機大叔輕按鴨舌帽道別，轉身上車離開。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeKksftpZ6
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我站在花園目送他的白色Citreon遠去。這時藍天白雲，燦爛的陽光穿過柳樹的綠蔭照在身上，我卻不禁打了一個寒顫。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMsrN1SSF2
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剎那間葉聲靜下來，街道好像伸長了？480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpSYfxYdew
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我揉揉眼：「打少啲飛機。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABhWXjwGCl
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噏噏，褲袋電話震動。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡare7vhrO4t
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是Emma的訊息，內容是茄子和心心眼的Emoji。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxU8mPWEVe
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「啱，今日真係唔可以打飛機。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYIHPsOexA
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然後，我回了她英國國旗，扯起來了。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHifVJ2YRkH
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黃昏時份。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HrDvjeNGL
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當我正在客廳敲鍵盤，屏幕上彈出一句句小說台詞的時候，門鐘響起來了。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pSEgYlZvr
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題外話，我是一個銷售顧問，閒時亦是一個寫故佬，就是網絡上千篇一律的爽文。想來，這也是我移民的其中一個原因。當然啦，支撐我的夢想除了收入可觀的工作、黑咖啡、還有替我出錢買下這棟獨立屋和全新Land Rover的父母。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hvjCzoQaC
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成功靠父幹，我有多少父幹但沒有成功，也算是特例，或者只好怪家父年輕不夠努力。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzLfNdA2Ki
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我蓋上手提電腦，踢著拖鞋到玄關，開門迎接Emma。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASPuxZTIeI
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甫開門，扛著木球棒，打扮成小丑女的Emma便跳起來把我撲倒，騎在我身上呵呵笑。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6jMRj93KW
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「Surprise？」Emma 眨動大眼睛，裝可愛問道。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mr3fWtRfY
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我的目光嘗試從Emma的低胸上衣移開，發現除了她以外還有四個人，兩男兩女。我知道這不是自殺特攻隊的設定，因為小丑女是DC角色，而死侍和鷹眼是漫威角色。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26eAIvpccP
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其中三個人我認出來，因為我們是同事。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRBuj61cyx
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打扮成死侍的俄羅斯大漢叫羅夫，負責工程和場地裝砌。他高六呎一，長得慓悍嚇人，右臂紋了普京騎熊的紋身，褲襠藏著讓人望而生畏的凶器。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcULs4D9sEC
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不要誤會，他是我健身室前輩。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLLQb78XNh
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另一個長得平凡的四眼男生叫Peter。Peter來自土耳其，據說家境不俗。Peter讀英國大學畢業時來公司當IT部實習生，畢業後順理成連成為IT部的一員，負責幫客戶網頁設計。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfWLfdEInG
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Peter人不錯，就是個性內向一點，這次打扮成鷹眼算是一個重大突破。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwll6LRBrR
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「Hiya。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0MEDwNSaG
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說話的是一個嬌小斯文，打扮成小魔女的金髮女生Mia。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTwX2dqwa1
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Mia，她就是我一直沒有和Emma一起的原因。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6rLfGjijn
她是公司的文員，年紀比我小兩歲，長得清純脫俗，大眼睛，睫毛鬈長迷人。如果Emma是野玫瑰，她就是夏天的小雛菊。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58L3l8hSqe
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有趣的是，我和她在市中心咖啡店認識。當時我坐在她旁邊的高椅，只顧敲鍵盤的我不小心喝錯她的咖啡，之後聊天才發現她是我公司的同事。接下來自然是一般情侶發展的情節，但沒有開花結果。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFzW5HPBwg
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原因很簡單。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdoyFBxcPt
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我跟Emma搭上了，而她某天在辦公室發現了。但願Mia沒有看到最後，Emma滿臉濁白，而我在喘氣的樣子。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gjzPwoauC
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也許出於愧疚，也許仍然喜歡Mia，但對方討厭我是事實。畢竟沒有一個國家的女生能接受自己的準男友在其他女生臉上射精。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQoivWL52j
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Mia今天來我的生日派對，絕對是意料之外。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQETVZNMWsC
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最後一個人是黏在羅夫身邊，眼角和唇角掛著幾行假血漿的俏護士。她是羅夫的女朋友，來自羅馬尼亞的Ella。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgBRh77Wga
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Ella樣子跟Mia比下去，但火辣程度絕對不比Emma低，看她護士裙的開胸拉鍊拉到肚臍上就知道了。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8SI8L5yhr
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「嗨⋯⋯Mia。」我在Emma身下，與Mia尷尬地對望。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul36djwwr4
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「Hey，Steven！你唔會打算叫大家喺門口食風吧？」羅夫擺出死侍的招牌動作。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluHnClfxRm
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我爬起來一邊乾笑，一邊把他們迎進屋內。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNYedtQhkC
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV20oAGc6aE
Emma有意無意的在Mia面前喙了我的臉頰一口。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKvTmpMDgK
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjYCLrIaME
「Happy Birthday and⋯⋯」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYh0e4vRMQ
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9LFcfENYI
「Happy Halloween！」她說。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw6v4rua9u
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnPhg4wSaT
大門關上，門樑的風鈴叮叮作響。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA5EVbY7Nt
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這時候，因為羅夫買了燒烤爐當入伙禮物，Emma正在廚房準備帶來的燒烤食材，發出陣陣嬉鬧聲。最近在學習漢語的Peter則埋首在我的手提電腦前，讀我還沒完成的甜故。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyFfMk6Y5p
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2hrLgvBgr
「啪，啪，啪。一嘢⋯⋯一嘢轟入去？What？」他讀得生澀滑稽。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszf2vYdeRi
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PQe6J6J8L
與此同時，Mia和Ella在與飯廳相連的溫室佈置。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZxzahDm6Z
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAwQ2pTgLR
「Steven。你間新屋真係唔錯。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEJxZWSSrC
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXe5dN02AY
羅夫拿著啤酒在客廳和飯廳間踱步，色瞇瞇的目光不時射入廚房。坦白說，我不怎喜歡他看著Emma 的眼神，像動物對自己地盤有主權意識，又或者玩具被其他孩子不問自取的道理相同。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pnEbKvoFZ
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sCUfy18xX
我裝作毫不在意，繼續話題：「過得去，哈哈。而且價錢好公道。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr63gC66Cn
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E7sJFPmVZ
「喔？幾錢成交？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQrySIaasU
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5jECx7gsF
「25萬鎊。」我豎起手指。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJigLPzQer
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTHPEZrBtA
羅夫被啤酒嗆得咳嗽：「真係咁抵？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4RXyeuduz
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBGEN3jWqJ
「同區價錢三房獨立屋，平均35萬鎊，主要校網好，罪案率低，去市區都係三十分鐘，而且鄰近機場。25萬鎊確實係公道價錢。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6BIE3KnjL
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VYleAmzu1
Peter頓了一下，補充一句：「公道得誇張。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3CAdAnfd0
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN57vFs62uN
我走到客廳：「經紀係香港人。聽講上一手業主生意週轉有問題，所以唯有蝕讓。25萬鎊，而且永久業權，嘿嘿。」我走到客廳。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MsLtIk7T0
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReAeJ9RueH
這間屋位於Solihull，距離伯明翰市中心不遠，而且區內都有一個不錯的商場和一條綠樹林蔭的商店街，即使不出市中心都能滿足基本生活所需。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiREezlXIB
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgi0QR7r2O
唯一美中不足的是，這裡跟商店街步行需時十五分鐘。每晚到入夜時，沿路的街燈總是一眨一眨，遲遲未修理人員維修。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aVJ83BJJM
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCWjPWCDGR
退一萬步說，即使沒有一盞街燈，25萬鎊都絕對划算。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzn3K2ytfx
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8LSP3MoEW
「但一個人住三房，唔會覺得陰森咩？」Peter問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqwyF2WrBy
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNeKyVznFg
「買定先，遲早用得到總冇壞。」我不自覺瞄看玻璃溫室的Mia。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6yrZj7Cji
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD3qarCevb
「又或者，你可以邀請我做女主人囉。」Emma捧著一盤生雞肉串，突然從後湊到我耳畔輕笑。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B2M8DQ6zi
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DM9yNytyt
羅夫灌光啤酒，忽然豪邁地笑道：「今晚我哋唔打算返屋企喔。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYt4kdQAPQ
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nikS2TwBd
我瞧看Emma一眼，後者聳聳肩。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9BJ5xbDja
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctW25n1lTz
我推開木門：「好，哈哈！我出去起爐先，你哋隨便坐。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCjgaVvIu8
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「要幫手？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM2tYFzj64
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡed0uSLf9gD
當我在花園擺好火爐的炭時，Mia走到我旁邊遞上火槍。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmXbfzrvDJ
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMpL96pYSa
「唔該。」我晃晃頭，尷尬地接過火槍。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjV04bUrg2
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDB4OKZyoa
兩人一度陷入沉默，站在爐邊看著啪嚓啪嚓，冒出火星和輕煙的炭火。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrQfZdxp5p
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yxg1QFDK6
啪嚓。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLaXMEatWG
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFBOdQND86
我打破沉默：「多謝你今日肯嚟。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9ApxWbd7Z
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q6T2QG1pI
Mia沒有抬頭，仍然注視著愈燒愈旺爐火，火光使她的杏眸顯得更明亮動人。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSmWyGYkEw
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudTOHfa5vA
「唔好誤會，Emma同我講今晚係Halloween Party。不過，」她呷一口啤酒，續道：「Happy Birthday，Steven。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qd4MJH4Py
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIQP5807Qx
「多謝。」我舉起酒罐一飲而下。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsIihHdHjC
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuMrWDMv7n
接下來的幾分鐘的獨處，我和Mia談著有的沒的，彼此都心不在焉，欲言又止。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaXQMALdS4
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKoX72vRGx
裝出來的自然，往往是最不自然的表現。我寧願她狠狠搧我幾巴，總比大方得體好。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CPFabdwRc
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TjHGfzoOE
「唔，我有件事唔知應唔應該講，Emma－」Mia說到一半，俏臉突然煞白，啤酒罐失手掉落草地上。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWT0ghTLyD
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLxGg8BHjW
Mia的視線越過我的肩膀，瞳孔劇烈地顫動，彷彿看到駭人的畫面似的。可是，我轉頭一瞥卻只見空蕩蕩，昨天才修剪好的草地。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelhjJMwZTb
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuCTO5EEsl
在我們身處的L形的花園（詳見前文圖示），我曾經見過幾次松鼠和惡巴巴的自來貓。但這次甚麼也沒有。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EIqRttLKv
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu17eH1U8AS
「Mia？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy02r0GX7h4
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6FLF0QraI
Mia回過神，裝出鬼臉：「嚇到你呢，嘻嘻。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvroxT4zdC
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QARGOJggO
「喔喔，嚇到囉。」我陪笑道。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo2lyhfgS6
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkPc4RFB2M
這時候，Emma、羅夫、Ella和Peter剛好捧著餐盤走出室外，朝我們的方向走來。我瞧看那片草地兩眼，沒有把事情放到心上，開始燒烤派對。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeERD4LAu65
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQYYKCoT8S
燒烤的香氣飄升，盤中的肉都全部清空。酒過三巡，我們一邊玩啤牌，喝光帶來的啤酒、紅酒和溝紅莓汁的伏特加，而Peter跑到廁所吐了兩次後，連酒量最好的羅夫都終於打了個滿意的飽嗝。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy93JKnt7l
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCK5rl09oe
羅夫的牌品比酒品差，特別在輸了幾張十鎊鈔票之後。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwcwf2ay8k
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洗牌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPCHkZ78zA
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派牌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuXNNbb87L
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURSA1CVwPZ
「Shit，Peter。你點搞？醉到手殘呀？」羅夫咬住煙，晦氣地丟出一張牌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWeYYsh6ZH
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M3z2mWF2M
Joker，小丑牌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbpUIETlmj
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb4lviEbNi
問題來了，我們玩的是德州撲克，不該出現小丑牌。而且，這已經是第二次了。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu0koWje1t
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfqKFPynJQ
也許因為酒意，牌上的小丑笑得格外詭異，栩栩如生，像惡作劇成功的模樣。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngmPltimTF
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIIT51zSWo
也許因為Peter醉醺醺，洗牌時不小心把小丑牌放過去，又或者以為大家在鬥地主。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J3J2y0qX8
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmO9ORo23b
「我？冇理由⋯⋯」Peter大惑不解地搔頭。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVCo0DHXgb
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPz2IgjN75
「好喇好喇，我哋休息一陣，酒都飲完囉。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoIz9DhgnZ
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo85CJMHrrh
Ella說罷便朝大家露出貝齒，紅唇拉出一抹古怪的笑容。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvudDYwEqq
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這個笑容告訴我們，這場萬聖節派對似乎剛剛才開始。
「大家知唔知萬聖節嘅起源？」Ella忽然問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTdTTf6CM1
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ydhTrmn6v
「童話故事同商業社會嘅衍生品？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmndan4r8V
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGMP3oaRqS
坦白說，我真的不知道。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEVUhu8uAy
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0R3innr5Y
作為一個節日活動的銷售顧問，這當然不是值得驕傲的事。但懂計數的都不一定知道畢達哥拉斯是誰，對吧對吧？480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7flFQUKcfx
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGMJcNU5Ga
在我的認知裡，萬聖節有南瓜、女巫、蝙蝠、奇裝異服、商場裝飾擺設⋯⋯還有就是萬聖節的床上慶祝活動？480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HhgFQaqtY
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBFcbQ9lQs
嚴格來說，萬聖節是資本主義的工具，道理等同網絡遊戲不時讓玩家課金的活動；主題樂園售賣能戴在身上的飾品。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLdzADDuIc
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g60ZR2ZeW
然而，Ella的答案讓我們安靜下來，室外的空氣驟時急降十度。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ErnW6PRe6
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6IP0v4BpU
「萬聖節真係有鬼。」Ella說。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFmzLPgMrl
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy93lhCAmDw
「迷信呢。」Emma第一個反駁。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnbd6IpD0O
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFx0q6h00u
「Who knows?」Ella攤手。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHDipMstl5
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJtOvcV6TG
Emma的反駁並沒打消Ella說下去的打算。Ella變成主持，把萬聖節的起源媚媚道來。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkRBtbzsd6
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFdb9ppGgg
萬聖節的起源說法紛云，其中一個真實性最高的跟凱爾特人（Celt）和薩溫節（Samhain）相關。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3vDk1TZeJ
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmVZsgx5pc
凱爾特人相信每年十一月一日是新一年的開始，所以在前夜十月三十一日晚上是農作物收割的節慶。在這個晚上，人間與陰間的界線變得模糊，邪靈會出人間遊走，尋找替身。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR39RkXvhb
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl0ZHfL5o0
人民點起火炬焚燒動物獻祭給死神，然後在十一月一日早上把灰燼分派到各家各戶以驅除惡靈。除此以外，人們在當晚會穿上奇裝異服，發出怪聲以免被邪靈認出來。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd28TkPY9tr
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2j31CEivj
至於南瓜則是Jack-O-Latern 的傳說有關。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8UiBTxItS
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xpyEQEfEO
Peter附和道：「Trick or treat本來都唔係小朋友嘅活動。我以前睇過資料，以前嘅蘇格蘭人認為呢一晚鬼魂會喺屋外聚會。所以等『聚會』結束，佢哋會打扮成鬼怪，將鬼魂引出村外面，同時擺放食物喺門外以餵飽餓鬼。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIJTUvKSbw
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZrVoIcOCi
羅夫笑道：「咁多鬼咩？佢成日都講鬼，我一次都冇見過，哈哈！」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDFZrYEvaJ
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzNAurRqgo
我非常同意，老子甚麼鬼都不信。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph3MgiSbLR
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwe86H2mHc
鬼神之說並不陌生，像中國傳統的盂蘭節或者日本的百鬼夜行。小時候我還跟過外婆燒街衣和打小人。還真是480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqwpNQajZ8
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5SaQ6w4aI
Ella彷彿早知道羅夫不信邪，又或者說服羅夫才是她本來的目的。至少我們這一刻天真的以為如此。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4krcFEVVZg
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T8N44a2TE
她上身微微俯前，從我的位置則好看到她的裙內的春光，兩團豐滿軟肉在晃動，而且沒有戴胸罩。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHfE0dwh6Q
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkEyNCkqku
Ella瞬間察覺到我的眼神，我趕忙移開目光。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEWeL6a3FU
480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3fH0LoZhz
她微微一笑，嘴唇不著痕跡地造出「殊」的口型，卻沒有戳破，彷彿這是我們的秘密似的。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtjpqIl8ub
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我雖然好色，但那種事情怎也做不出來。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZof44M4Hc
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「我早知大家唔信，嘿嘿嘿。所以我早有準備。跟我嚟，我有辦法證明畀大家睇，鬼魂真係存在。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm0lpG530d
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如是者，Ella帶領我們走回屋裡，自顧自地翻找背囊中的東西，然後一股腦地放在餐桌上佈置起來。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD2Hzt2nlj
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「Halloween當然要玩啲配合主題嘅遊戲先有意思啦。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmTzbITmav
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Ella坐下來，幽幽地笑道： 「 Ouija Board。我哋揾鬼出嚟咪一清二楚囉。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuN8QwwXAp6
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映入我們眼簾的是一塊殘舊的木板，木板上有個巴掌大，中間有圓洞的三角木牌，幾根白洋燭和一束鼠尾草。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW5ZJl540i
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通靈板（Ouija Board），就像我們的碟仙⋯⋯480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMhsTna0pH
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「Happy Halloween！」Ella笑道。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPD3FX07eY
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門樑的風鈴在響，彷彿在催促我們快點坐下來，展開一場絕對不應該開始，而且絕對會後悔的遊戲。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbOSybVNHx
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