去年的某一天我走在路上，突然心血來潮想要改變自己的形象。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ92OLl1toS
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我帶了寬鬆的制服卡其褲走進了智福街，想說去找一家之前和同學來過的店改褲子。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIRH82gIQF
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可是智福街的小巷弄叢雜，接來接去，時不時就會走進死胡同。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDrp5QDGXi
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因為時間還很早，很多店都還沒營業只有拉開一半的鐵門在整理。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb7Dscfcud
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我走著走著，忽然有點害怕。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XYTNda5f8
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好像走進了另一個世界一樣，因為舉頭所見都看不到天空。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfW49doQGA
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只有地上泥濘濕滑，忽然我看到前方有一家裁縫店…我便加快腳步。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCEM0jUfOy
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只見店內布料堆積如山，雜亂但卻無髒。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhd5YPcxgJ
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一個年過七旬的老人熟練的操作裁縫車，茂柏眼鏡下的眼睛連看都不看我。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiywOV9Snf
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我只覺得詭異，就在我不斷的迷路的同時。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9FcE9brTP
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又第二次走到了這家店，我才鼓起勇氣走了進去…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT35bAV06W2
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「有甚麼事嗎！？」他推了推眼鏡瞧了我一眼又繼續工作。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjZdvQzqx2
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「我…我…我想…」我結結巴巴。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3av2JqVHS5
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「別想。」他惡狠狠的說。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa933IYR50
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「我…我想要改褲子，可以嗎？」我膽顫心驚的問道。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRi1FGRyeE
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「年輕人，要改褲子就直接進來ㄚ。躲在外面偷偷摸摸，鬼鬼祟祟.....」老人碎碎念。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xbIVqi7EK
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「你要改怎樣的？」老人打量著我的那件褲子。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEz0CPYFpD
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「我只幫你改一次，你想要怎樣的一條褲子。」他的眼神裡閃著光芒。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmSm7Nca46
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「窄一點…」我想想︰「但不要窄到太誇張…」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx2FZKiWjh
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「窄一點…要多窄？」老人︰「算了，問你這小子也答非所問，一問三不知。我就只改一次，你穿的舒服也好不舒服也罷。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MoJuyyFWh
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「那費用…」我問道。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCbBzikjFK
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「你這小鬼還敢汙辱我？我幫別人修改衣服，為的從來不是名利…」老人道。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8KI6UMY06
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我心喜，以為不用付錢了，誰知道…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJLJg65w2m
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「但你這小鬼一來，就害我忘記進行到哪個步驟，連累我得重頭來過…」老人惡狠狠的說︰「我要跟你收錢，起碼也要收你180！！！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS6WfiH016
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「可…可以便宜點嗎！我同學才改150……」我哀求。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95tkJtbEWM
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「你再囉哩叭唆…小心我收你三百…你不給，我就找人弄你。」老人氣道，一手拿過我的褲子另一隻手遞了一隻筆根一張紙要我留下姓名跟電話。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM06EfVjpWc
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就在我寫的同時…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sm25JtRpv
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「如果你敢留假資料，我也找人弄你！」老人恫赫。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5dXMXUMDq
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我交給他後，他就把我趕出店。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53sSiKMHFW
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「去街上鬼混到2點，再回來拿你的褲子…不，是我改過的褲子！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlShMDVDBu
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真是囂張極了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8VUfthCKi
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後來我是遲了一天才去拿…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0KCwG9z3m
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「小鬼，算你有種…還敢來見我…角落有更衣間去試試…」老人坐在涼椅上，用扇子指著角落。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyU43dEYQs
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他不會在裡面裝針孔然後跟我勒索吧！？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwssrP1pvvz
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我抱著懷疑的心態走進了更衣間。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedZ62r29YZ
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試穿了那件他改過的褲子，有種輕飄飄的感覺。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmB9Z8DJiAp
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這真的是我的褲子嗎？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUGvwnhiL3
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很輕很薄，但卻很溫暖…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRWxv8xyII
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重點是，今天寒流來耶！！！ 55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4MsEAc4Ad
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好威。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uuYYnxF3E
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當我要拿錢給他時，這老頑固又開始耍脾氣︰「知道不錯了吧！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQmC3r9io4
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他說著說著把我的一百八十塊丟進一旁水溝︰「朱門酒肉臭，財去人安樂。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAA1insOJt
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有病，不曉得他有沒有家人。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JHDw7aRvk
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放任這樣的一個老番癲在外面實在有點危險，當我走出智福街時我按下了119要救護車載走這個老人的同時…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG1u5SDkE1
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我回頭，發現那家店竟然連鐵門都關好了…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNLQ2xkXcW
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老人則揹著一個包袱用百米賽跑的速度離開我的視線…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAAgydym8a
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會不會太誇張！？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkKoBaVG16
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「死小鬼，好好享受那件褲子吧！！」老人的聲音回盪著，不知道是我聽錯還是怎麼樣，總感覺最後的這句話帶有著相當濃厚的鼻音。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlF3eUr5zQ
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他不會在哭吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUxYcQNLjH
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後來我也離開了…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYArI5OM7e
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有一件趣事，當我離開智福街的同時，我因為又不要命的過馬路，一台轎車向我直衝而來，說時遲那時快。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DCZDZhmdN
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就當已經撞上我的左腿時…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfdohcc5Nr
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那台車也剛好停住，但車身也凹下一個和我膝蓋大小差不多的洞。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01Phq5ORaB
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於是，當下我做了一個決定…55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cPNE2cP2l
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等處理完這起事故後，我要去拜師大力金剛腿。