去年的某一天我走在路上，突然心血來潮想要改變自己的形象。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFzfTnle8l
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我帶了寬鬆的制服卡其褲走進了智福街，想說去找一家之前和同學來過的店改褲子。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwlvcoTOre
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可是智福街的小巷弄叢雜，接來接去，時不時就會走進死胡同。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOlNmvw51C
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因為時間還很早，很多店都還沒營業只有拉開一半的鐵門在整理。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ls94VV2rJ
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我走著走著，忽然有點害怕。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jOYtmZLZV
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好像走進了另一個世界一樣，因為舉頭所見都看不到天空。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WzKhpxuJX
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只有地上泥濘濕滑，忽然我看到前方有一家裁縫店…我便加快腳步。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc8wgZXMXd
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只見店內布料堆積如山，雜亂但卻無髒。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lEV4C3paU
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一個年過七旬的老人熟練的操作裁縫車，茂柏眼鏡下的眼睛連看都不看我。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchsWEEgEDO
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我只覺得詭異，就在我不斷的迷路的同時。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwtXxrWNDO
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又第二次走到了這家店，我才鼓起勇氣走了進去…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC44YKjgWuR
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「有甚麼事嗎！？」他推了推眼鏡瞧了我一眼又繼續工作。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOU8sTwocb
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「我…我…我想…」我結結巴巴。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxxapL24sJ
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「別想。」他惡狠狠的說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtXiVoAM1p
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「我…我想要改褲子，可以嗎？」我膽顫心驚的問道。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqfxsqov8L
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「年輕人，要改褲子就直接進來ㄚ。躲在外面偷偷摸摸，鬼鬼祟祟.....」老人碎碎念。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIbPkdBdQj
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「你要改怎樣的？」老人打量著我的那件褲子。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrYtLz69zH
42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBd7Rf0xDa
「我只幫你改一次，你想要怎樣的一條褲子。」他的眼神裡閃著光芒。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLk67Qjt7X
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「窄一點…」我想想︰「但不要窄到太誇張…」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3V3X5p7Vu
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「窄一點…要多窄？」老人︰「算了，問你這小子也答非所問，一問三不知。我就只改一次，你穿的舒服也好不舒服也罷。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdGXJbmHEp
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「那費用…」我問道。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeydGXxpUP
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「你這小鬼還敢汙辱我？我幫別人修改衣服，為的從來不是名利…」老人道。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELlt82l9yD
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我心喜，以為不用付錢了，誰知道…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPxBX0lL2F
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「但你這小鬼一來，就害我忘記進行到哪個步驟，連累我得重頭來過…」老人惡狠狠的說︰「我要跟你收錢，起碼也要收你180！！！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59U7Mei2fi
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「可…可以便宜點嗎！我同學才改150……」我哀求。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnklFdKFUJh
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「你再囉哩叭唆…小心我收你三百…你不給，我就找人弄你。」老人氣道，一手拿過我的褲子另一隻手遞了一隻筆根一張紙要我留下姓名跟電話。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcXIV3cSTJ
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就在我寫的同時…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhqiuor1E6
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「如果你敢留假資料，我也找人弄你！」老人恫赫。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ5PokyoAu
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我交給他後，他就把我趕出店。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYobEkNkh6Z
42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPp04PQJwY
「去街上鬼混到2點，再回來拿你的褲子…不，是我改過的褲子！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4pB3uoYeO
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真是囂張極了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSAQ6TwXaz
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後來我是遲了一天才去拿…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbpWpaR4NC
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「小鬼，算你有種…還敢來見我…角落有更衣間去試試…」老人坐在涼椅上，用扇子指著角落。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXtO1pkypS
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他不會在裡面裝針孔然後跟我勒索吧！？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TWaopA0mE
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我抱著懷疑的心態走進了更衣間。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztJZNwY6oH
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試穿了那件他改過的褲子，有種輕飄飄的感覺。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnFI5oegez
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這真的是我的褲子嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYd1cMlh5z
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很輕很薄，但卻很溫暖…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v46YPjGTj
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重點是，今天寒流來耶！！！ 42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1VNBNODmh
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好威。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4olnaA92RY
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當我要拿錢給他時，這老頑固又開始耍脾氣︰「知道不錯了吧！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDxb4U53ZL
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他說著說著把我的一百八十塊丟進一旁水溝︰「朱門酒肉臭，財去人安樂。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F1rPebNsy
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有病，不曉得他有沒有家人。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQcd7CeI6T
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放任這樣的一個老番癲在外面實在有點危險，當我走出智福街時我按下了119要救護車載走這個老人的同時…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanRDMy33Po
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我回頭，發現那家店竟然連鐵門都關好了…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxuKgFa3Cv
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老人則揹著一個包袱用百米賽跑的速度離開我的視線…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs33doXn6ht
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會不會太誇張！？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17FUJRElL9
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「死小鬼，好好享受那件褲子吧！！」老人的聲音回盪著，不知道是我聽錯還是怎麼樣，總感覺最後的這句話帶有著相當濃厚的鼻音。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoyGdR0Zk9
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他不會在哭吧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPoQPAK0zP
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後來我也離開了…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcAl4EYSUl
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有一件趣事，當我離開智福街的同時，我因為又不要命的過馬路，一台轎車向我直衝而來，說時遲那時快。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBteFgD0eM
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就當已經撞上我的左腿時…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4QwZSfymO
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那台車也剛好停住，但車身也凹下一個和我膝蓋大小差不多的洞。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpha0joZ1GZ
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於是，當下我做了一個決定…42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hoXHUWmrQ
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等處理完這起事故後，我要去拜師大力金剛腿。