「何瑀然,明天好好打扮,跟我出門去見妳黃阿姨。」老媽一邊往老哥的寶貝兒子,也就是我的親親姪子碗裡添菜,一邊說道。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIwVtcGYx39
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「啊?」我差點噎住,聽到黃阿姨三個字我就知道大事不妙。66Please respect copyright.PENANAFlkdAoG8P6
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「啊呵呵……」我乾笑「可是已經我答應陪霆霆去遊樂園……」66Please respect copyright.PENANAI81PCO5M27
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「姑姑妳說謊。」我的親親姪子,何霆,開口「明天爸爸媽媽要帶我去動物園。」66Please respect copyright.PENANAKpudB9C8On
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「何霆,大人在說話小孩就給我閉嘴!乖乖吃飯插什麼的嘴!」我怒吼「遊樂園難道沒有比動物園好嗎?」66Please respect copyright.PENANASFRN7b3qS4
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「姑姑,爸爸說了,要是我幫妳躲相親,害妳嫁不出去,以後妳老了我要負責養妳。他說妳會是那種很難伺候的老太婆………」何霆委屈的道。66Please respect copyright.PENANADI3WmLcDo2
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「何奕我殺了你──」66Please respect copyright.PENANATOO8bAfhyZ
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於是,我被我的老哥連同他兒子暗算,美好的明天註定賣給了黃阿姨。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmQw0YvCeR4
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你問黃阿姨是誰?黃阿姨是老媽婦女交際圈中最讓晚輩退避三舍的大媽,沒有之一,只因她的功力堪比我愛紅娘。66Please respect copyright.PENANAxtHaIEL1Dr
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黃阿姨,芳名黃月娥,職業貴婦一枚,平日除了貴婦套裝行程外,最愛做的事就是——當媒人。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAIC2FnGvTd
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「我眼光很好,相信我,我替你們挑的對象一定是男的高富帥,女的白富美!」黃阿姨的座右銘如是說。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnsToSfyvzp
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「什麼高富帥……沒錯啦,高富帥,可是年紀呢?她給我找一個可以當我爸的人……你問我周潤發帥不帥,當然帥,可是他不是老公人選啊!」電話一頭的梁馥淼叨念道。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnR8dcdATYS
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梁馥淼的媽同樣也是黃阿姨姊妹會的一員,只是她芳齡比我硬生生多了一歲,所以黃阿姨對她這個case的積極度比我的也硬生生多了一倍。66Please respect copyright.PENANAApsAwdxTJK
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不要小看這一歲,他讓一個女人的年齡開頭從2變成3,這足夠讓黃阿姨鬥志十足。66Please respect copyright.PENANANp6nJyJCad
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「叫黃阿姨死心吧!」梁馥淼重重的嘆了口氣「這世界上的好男人若有十個,有九個已死會……」66Please respect copyright.PENANAhyC9zrSLvh
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「剩下那一個是GAY!」我們隔著話筒異口同聲的道。66Please respect copyright.PENANAVLB31lqrrV
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其實半年前的我根本不是黃阿姨的目標………66Please respect copyright.PENANANyby437vv9
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〈半年前〉66Please respect copyright.PENANAvjVlFnnFnU
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「然然姊早!」66Please respect copyright.PENANAwhkU9Bkxdd
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「何姊早!」66Please respect copyright.PENANAZje368H44F
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「經理早!」66Please respect copyright.PENANAnawuNk1KYO
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打開辦公室玻璃門,享受著底下的員工、新人們的問好,撇除那個「姊」字,我何瑀然一天的開始簡直完美!66Please respect copyright.PENANA29Shgk6kLr
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何瑀然,芳齡二十八,即將邁入二十九大關,在貿易公司擔任業務部經理,還有一個交往六年,準備論及婚嫁的男友,基於上述條件被歸為人生勝利組。66Please respect copyright.PENANADGPN8aoQ2a
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──前提是那莫名的一天沒有闖進我的生命了話。66Please respect copyright.PENANAP8CIKrnMOy
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「經理,滅絕師太找妳。」秘書曹玲雅怯怯地拍了拍我的肩。66Please respect copyright.PENANAcU32Y84CKK
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「好。」沒有注意到她臉上的欲言又止,我理了下頭髮,從容的從辦公室離去。66Please respect copyright.PENANAMEaWr6GkSQ
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「總經理,我是何瑀然!」端起了一張虛偽的笑臉,敲了敲門。66Please respect copyright.PENANABIE9SrQ38t
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「小何嗎?進來!」66Please respect copyright.PENANAbutUOzu99j
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全公司也就只有妳會叫我小何……聽起來就像在叫菜鳥一樣…….66Please respect copyright.PENANAcrigWJnXXD
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嘀咕完畢,我推開玻璃門,大步走到總經理,人稱滅絕師太,芳齡四十的周妙芬跟前。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2ya4p7iz3y
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「請問總經理找我有什麼事嗎?」何瑀然的職場模式,當你無法摸清上司找你有何貴幹,笑就對了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAl49ToUxU2g
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「小何,妳看一下。」周妙芬指著桌上的公文袋,示意我打開。66Please respect copyright.PENANAS1RAgZ8okF
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奇怪?周妙芬今天是怎麼了?竟然沒有跟我對著幹?眼神跟語氣更是跟平時有著天壤之別,溫柔的很。66Please respect copyright.PENANAz0oqWBgYub
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我狐疑的打開公文袋,唔,只有一張紙?66Please respect copyright.PENANABLpAreTia4
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「茲查本公司業務部經理何瑀然……故予以停職?」我抽出那張紙,喃喃唸道「喔喔停職阿……」66Please respect copyright.PENANAgh0D2wYNQQ
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等等!誰被停職了?66Please respect copyright.PENANAI4PgLO5eRK
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我死命的瞪著開頭的何瑀然三個大字,何氏笑容就這麼僵在臉上。66Please respect copyright.PENANAybY1hPpw2F
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「停職?」我一個激靈,愕然的重複道。66Please respect copyright.PENANAarlqsFQUe3
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「小何,停職只是好聽一點的說法,其實上頭的意思是解除主雇關係,說穿了就是,妳,被開除了。」66Please respect copyright.PENANAe3ZBbbyYy7
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現在回想起那天我還是很懊惱,曹玲雅那個小傻蛋總把心情寫在臉上,我怎就沒發現她的臉色不對呢?還有,我忽略了一個很嚴重的問題,那天大家問完早後,特別安靜,平常最吵的新進員工張涵涵,那天還請了假?66Please respect copyright.PENANAwDJoaGfQoB
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周妙芬那悲憫的面容至今我仍忘不掉。66Please respect copyright.PENANAEeupy57E2o
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「小何啊,妳能力很不錯,可是妳怎麼就得罪總裁的女兒呢?」周妙芬嘆息「妳為什麼要去糾正人家的市場判斷?人家好歹也是名校畢業,妳只是一個業務部經理,也還沒立什麼大功……罷了,從下周一開始,大小姐確定接手妳的位子,妳就……快點收拾吧。」66Please respect copyright.PENANAKGh6zaq38Q
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我掏出手機看向日期,不是四月一號,那麼.........66Please respect copyright.PENANAGZgYaC3vb9
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「靠!」66Please respect copyright.PENANAXNFsTUCQr4
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誰來告訴我這不是真的──
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其實這張原本很長的,為了整理我只好忍痛卡掉。66Please respect copyright.PENANA4TZ0PQv8nf
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現代文,沒創意,很小白,純粹練文筆。66Please respect copyright.PENANA17n02tLQc6
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女主有嚴重浮誇自戀傾向,請小心食用。66Please respect copyright.PENANALmlWj5003B
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