此時此刻的氣氛有些微妙。51Please respect copyright.PENANAQdx1riTqf8
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我坐在某精華地段的高級餐廳裡,一身淺粉色洋裝,腳踩嫩粉色高跟鞋,臉上還掛著我失業失戀以來許久沒上的妝容,至於頭髮更是那種一看就知道去理髮院處理過的,氣質能裝的多高雅就裝的高雅,我突然覺得自己不去演戲真的很可惜。51Please respect copyright.PENANATCgmkU05BV
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今天早上七早八早就被老媽拖下床,硬是把我五年前尾牙穿的那件粉色洋裝往我身上套,喔拜託,五年前我不過二十四,那時候還是個年輕妹子,穿粉色尚是可行,我現在是要奔三的人,還穿這種櫻花粉?是要笑死人嗎?51Please respect copyright.PENANAq845upfTep
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「妳懂什麼?粉的好啊!」老媽指揮著我往臉上撲粉「穿粉的多有精神與氣質,妳之前的套裝不是白就是黑,像是一個二十幾歲的女孩子嗎?唉呦,看的我都害怕……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAfELfZzhlSy
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您女兒要奔三了好嗎!夠了!51Please respect copyright.PENANANhwgDITXwB
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在衣服與妝容打點好後,老媽馬上帶著我飛奔理髮院,當我看到造型師全副武裝等著我出現的時候我就知道老媽為什麼要著麼早拉我起床。51Please respect copyright.PENANAfFO834jr0L
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在結束兩小時的折騰後,我才出現在餐廳裡。51Please respect copyright.PENANALIEEUGeG9e
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突然大腿傳來一陣劇痛,我險些沒叫出聲。狠狠瞪向左側的老媽,不料卻被老媽瞪了回來,口型無聲的表示「妳恍神什麼」51Please respect copyright.PENANAR3tsXHDVYZ
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我嚇的立馬端起一張笑臉,有些虛假的適時掩嘴假裝被對方逗樂─儘管男方說的笑話老掉牙又沒新意。51Please respect copyright.PENANAuNkH4U1vk8
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眼前的男子名喚陸靳航,年齡二十九,據說他媽也是黃月娥黃阿姨姐妹會的一員,生的極為秀氣,喔,還有些脂粉味。51Please respect copyright.PENANANPl95WVazY
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脂粉味!是我超級討厭的類型!51Please respect copyright.PENANAeKZAs1bre3
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如果不是對方阿姨說她兒子今年而立,我還會以為他比我小,其實麼……我都快懷疑今天不是相親而是比誰比誰更會裝嫩!51Please respect copyright.PENANALhvwQkJtup
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最可怕的是他一臉期盼的看著我笑,還非常熱衷跟我聊一些我的興趣之類的,先生,看來你母上給你的結婚壓力更大。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIB3XD6240h
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「然然,聽說妳是外貿公司的業務部經理啊?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAVRjc8V9WQM
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我驚,那壺不開提那壺?我瞬間對對面的大嬸湧現了反感。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyV1fjrAG04
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「是啊,不過我們家然然有自己的人生規劃,所以就先辭職追求更好的道路了!」老媽搶在我之前開口,一副我的女兒我驕傲的模樣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbPa6O0j622
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這種謊話不但能說的臉不紅氣不喘,還有隱約說的有幾分驕傲的姿態的大概也只有老媽。51Please respect copyright.PENANA6TbzRoUJTZ
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「原來啊……也好,結婚了留在家裡別工作,相夫教子。」陸大媽頷首,一副我明白我明白。51Please respect copyright.PENANANKzOaqObum
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相夫教子?不!我何瑀然才不要!我保證,如果我今天不搞壞這場相親我就不姓何!51Please respect copyright.PENANAbdyv8Dk58q
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「那我們先出去走走,留給他們年輕人好好談吧?」老媽為我的計畫開啟第一步。51Please respect copyright.PENANANNpNIXv8RN
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老媽我愛你!你不走我怎麼對付這個陸靳航!51Please respect copyright.PENANAMGUmjMeHuM
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像是偵查到我的意圖,已經跟陸阿姨走到門口的老媽突然轉過身,一臉高深莫測,接著我的手機訊息提示聲響起。51Please respect copyright.PENANAlWJgJtprUr
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寄件者:何家老虎皇后51Please respect copyright.PENANAEO4MSKWBVh
信息內容:你敢亂來就完蛋了!51Please respect copyright.PENANArVP67PrWtB
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……算你狠!51Please respect copyright.PENANAyQvuRtBeWg
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「哎,終於走了。」對坐的陸靳航突然咕噥一聲「抱歉我失陪一下。」51Please respect copyright.PENANASPAlmi09SY
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我正訝異著他的態度一百八十度大轉變,於是機械式的點點頭。51Please respect copyright.PENANAWOC8EEuhzE
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三分鐘後,回座的陸靳航又讓我震驚了,臉還是那張臉,不過臉上的粉都被洗得一乾二淨,那脂粉味洗去後頗有幾分明朗俊秀,長的其實很合我的眼緣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdTi8zCkRQC
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「何小姐,其實我是被我媽逼來的。之後我先前打聽過被妳拒絕的相親對象都是化濃妝的男生。」陸靳航有點不好意思的開口。51Please respect copyright.PENANAv7d36UmzuH
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我突然覺得我道行太淺,影后什麼的離我太遠,眼前這位陸靳航才是天殺的超級影帝,我竟然看不出來他其實跟我是同路人。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2fNQP44mEM
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「喔喔,哈哈沒關係。」我尷尬地開口,嘴角有些抽搐。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZlFoLJsmeZ
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「其實我不只不是來相親的,我還想請你幫個忙。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAhkyCJoUlLj
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我又再次在風中凌亂了。51Please respect copyright.PENANANvicqvGgBO
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「你要我幫你什麼?」我弱弱的開口詢問道。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUVRkwJwVeu
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「我想要認識黃阿姨姐妹會相親分會的梁馥淼!」51Please respect copyright.PENANARE5B7PSNEn
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「乓!」我一個手滑,險些撞倒了桌上的咖啡。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2DJIQlysLa
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「你…你該不會喜歡梁馥淼吧?」我結巴。51Please respect copyright.PENANAaCgkZeVZnQ
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「之前見過一次,還幫了我一把。」陸靳航微微一笑,頗有幾分思春少女,喔不,少年的味道。51Please respect copyright.PENANAKjKhsapAMi
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「可是你知道淼淼不吃嫩草嗎?」艱難的吐出這句話,我實在不忍掐熄這少年眼裡的光彩。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyA0SVPkzTz
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「什麼意思?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAHXpzb5flko
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「淼淼平生不碰三種男生,一是比她小的,二是模樣太白淨的,三是大她超過十二歲的。」我笑得有幾分勉強,努力的在選擇詞語不要去傷害他「你符合一樣半,她今年三十了,所以你比她小,而且你生的還頗……斯文。是我的菜,但不是她的。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAWpmLxBe6h7
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「求妳了,何小姐聽說妳跟梁小姐交情很深,拜託妳了!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAPV3ZZC1gFC
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嗯,其實眼前的這位我覺得配梁馥淼那張狂女王很適合,這小子將來一定是怕太太協會的。反正先認識一下也沒關係,不然黃阿姨塞給梁馥淼的都是些什麼貨色,眼前這個小子雖然有著百分之五十的劣勢,但至少比黃阿姨亂找的要好。51Please respect copyright.PENANAF69Rf3T7ob
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「可以,只不過……」我深吸一口氣「我要工作!其實我是失業,不是什麼尋找人生新目標。你,必須替我找到工作。我能幫你約淼淼,但是至於淼淼喜不喜歡你我不能決定,你也不准逼淼淼,否則……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAqfkQoCdl6g
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我抄起瓷盤邊的餐刀往盤子的牛排一插。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYfBhSSJSR0
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「是是,我保證!至於工作交給我,我有認識的人正好缺員工,妳把妳的履歷寄給我!」陸靳航趕忙站起身哈腰道。51Please respect copyright.PENANAL2KGCICgyn
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「好,那我們回去告訴彼此的父母我們相談甚歡願意先做個朋友,短時間內至少彼此都不用出來在相親,如何?」51Please respect copyright.PENANASR5MYPLBrF
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「成交。」陸靳航向我伸出手。51Please respect copyright.PENANARGZ6yTD6Tj
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「合作愉快!」我回握住他的手,笑的一臉燦爛,怕是我今天第一次真心誠意的笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAZtZnnmGzHO
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