Technically NOT a story written by me.555Please respect copyright.PENANAVxQZEYFxnE
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.555Please respect copyright.PENANAMUcdAdoFNZ
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.555Please respect copyright.PENANATLET37E6tu
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 555Please respect copyright.PENANArVgPMNhPyu
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 555Please respect copyright.PENANAP3DQ8sDtCN
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 555Please respect copyright.PENANAiJXN3XYiZP
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 555Please respect copyright.PENANAgDrJMn2W7w
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 555Please respect copyright.PENANA7TBoVgCC69
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 555Please respect copyright.PENANA7uQt9qHAfF
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 555Please respect copyright.PENANAfqYOBmosh6
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAQYs4HH7d6z
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAAQXBiEyb29
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 555Please respect copyright.PENANAtDB9ILq2iq
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 555Please respect copyright.PENANApZKn0dYtEV
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 555Please respect copyright.PENANAicwSoxEm3j
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAIaWAvNHjiA
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 555Please respect copyright.PENANA9nybYvsZ9n
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 555Please respect copyright.PENANAXMuaq6smWV
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 555Please respect copyright.PENANAMgzdVF4xuF
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 555Please respect copyright.PENANAr8RvmcIsmV
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAJhHfnhWnrq
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 555Please respect copyright.PENANAVh9fiG8sAj
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAZbqLh2UNgU
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 555Please respect copyright.PENANAVyntEl1CUc
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 555Please respect copyright.PENANA7ugkurLsCs
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 555Please respect copyright.PENANAqU9YH4sPXN
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAhxpNKtUEwF
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAxXel18NQrw
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAHSOCXX0aML
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAw0Hq6nppH2
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 555Please respect copyright.PENANAMbT0mXVBWO
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAEgQV4Yw4y1
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 555Please respect copyright.PENANA0D6holqZVr
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 555Please respect copyright.PENANAz9zO1GIQdL
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAj0m816Aze8
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 555Please respect copyright.PENANA066OEofssI
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAcEBJ8BSwOK
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 555Please respect copyright.PENANAnX0HEgUJDh
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 555Please respect copyright.PENANAchQK5haNMK
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 555Please respect copyright.PENANAlr2SPWSmlg
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 555Please respect copyright.PENANAlMcgiS2ukd
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 555Please respect copyright.PENANANy4N7MjQrK
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 555Please respect copyright.PENANA0FCQEkxsSm
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 555Please respect copyright.PENANAyHfmym8cEW
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 555Please respect copyright.PENANAmy7lg0eyC3
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 555Please respect copyright.PENANA10KACE09YJ
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 555Please respect copyright.PENANApWyv9cmuwn
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 555Please respect copyright.PENANA7x7IcjY7Yp
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 555Please respect copyright.PENANAGsZdq4XkpC
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 555Please respect copyright.PENANA0CNfo9Lsx1
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 555Please respect copyright.PENANAVYS8D1LPk4
Tobex: I have never heard about it.