Technically NOT a story written by me.355Please respect copyright.PENANAIkrdXvkv4T
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.355Please respect copyright.PENANAjAckYP3spE
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.355Please respect copyright.PENANAC10iHX7IFL
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 355Please respect copyright.PENANAXjb4ocR6UH
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 355Please respect copyright.PENANAjLAITT7FAi
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 355Please respect copyright.PENANAPbab4ELZf0
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 355Please respect copyright.PENANAkJX8PMTFsG
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 355Please respect copyright.PENANATNU2LpcTf2
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 355Please respect copyright.PENANAand02IEIpu
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 355Please respect copyright.PENANA9fyFnt9nWi
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 355Please respect copyright.PENANALLXnLzZ5xb
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAPom85fvN0U
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 355Please respect copyright.PENANA74xt6izkDZ
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAAaqgxyxsdz
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 355Please respect copyright.PENANAU2M13fqrJ3
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAbhpA6u2oAj
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAiWIL0Owugm
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 355Please respect copyright.PENANA1SAgywmM5t
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 355Please respect copyright.PENANAslRZSbdfCM
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 355Please respect copyright.PENANA7bcUqd7qXl
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 355Please respect copyright.PENANARvzfbahdpx
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 355Please respect copyright.PENANAQI7Hwqdbxd
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 355Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZP9ODv6jn
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 355Please respect copyright.PENANAok7J3ne0Oa
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 355Please respect copyright.PENANAOMxz8EMWA5
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 355Please respect copyright.PENANA9hYcs4OLhw
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAuefRwPI1G5
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAytQYl0eoMK
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 355Please respect copyright.PENANApO6ZE2T0JB
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 355Please respect copyright.PENANA9VXbylJbmJ
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 355Please respect copyright.PENANA4iszstdmur
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 355Please respect copyright.PENANA8JJ2GkwXBD
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 355Please respect copyright.PENANAl1ExfeJ4RS
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 355Please respect copyright.PENANAIPhnuW9WrJ
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 355Please respect copyright.PENANA5dE2zPG9wx
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAt3JZYdXwHR
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 355Please respect copyright.PENANATsptJqS2mU
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 355Please respect copyright.PENANALjZ8dopxUN
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 355Please respect copyright.PENANAXyKQTdIjHC
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 355Please respect copyright.PENANA1MyWaIjdU8
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 355Please respect copyright.PENANAi7R2vbdtaH
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 355Please respect copyright.PENANAbZlw2PjhwQ
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 355Please respect copyright.PENANA4InWR6L1F5
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 355Please respect copyright.PENANAwJeZ6i6rLK
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAExZF6GJEBj
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAOh4mTAYD4L
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 355Please respect copyright.PENANARWm2xhj7Jh
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAAmspe7ap33
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 355Please respect copyright.PENANAx0laz3jVDR
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 355Please respect copyright.PENANAXKQJ5Om0wk
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 355Please respect copyright.PENANAOCnsd08Nwl
Tobex: I have never heard about it.