Technically NOT a story written by me.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6JIgknrHw
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuQ48sT3Ti
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nNm4WSa8c
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInSF11ghCF
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d97KSmx27
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6IPem7h3M
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8MSABUd2R
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUABjWGKZwC
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RGaog9L77
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WDbir7Qji
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWuMwgdHXK
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8nR8kZ3mJ
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4GF0VY1Vk
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5gcDZdrAa
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSYEAaLnif
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWICswR8IN
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi6dfVN2O2
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpiJPxjnWR
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ78nLPinZ
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSGEPGzRjr
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtddstJ4Rdf
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsHCdCeARn
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAU64vQfhz
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I3aw13NnW
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVJO0X2TDx
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQR9wQkRRL
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYpj5TrHei
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXgIpzgK0M
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj46urOcR85
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBBavXOFXU
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPNilpVWym
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XiY46qm6f
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ0PCxj5qZ
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3PwF07c69
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OWRtV3kut
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypyqtxGsJO
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kvAxaHDuP
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NAugs6ejq
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2ZCXHEsPl
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZf2x6ONYc
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4nIEJ8Z22
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl4bX9VIuu
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUCTN7MrKe
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQGDQK02GL
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NQ5F3RWKm
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANOfqx61iA
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v1eZwZ7lB
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6FgFUPAIU
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGDWStJM8v
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGA2COtIp9
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhrowFCRW0
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
