Technically NOT a story written by me.349Please respect copyright.PENANAPmtpiNaQtb
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.349Please respect copyright.PENANA5DPflt2Pk9
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.349Please respect copyright.PENANAgmfMH0Stfx
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 349Please respect copyright.PENANAHWrPu9Fahm
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 349Please respect copyright.PENANAA8twPQUnA1
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 349Please respect copyright.PENANAmMHzz6icEm
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 349Please respect copyright.PENANAOiqnU3qRZ6
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAy06XZHiX17
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 349Please respect copyright.PENANAALj20Dzyup
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 349Please respect copyright.PENANAul231NhQfQ
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAJVpJd8aK17
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAtm9G5Fcx64
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 349Please respect copyright.PENANAtg8UXHr3pE
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAkvKpSTaxhu
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 349Please respect copyright.PENANAvDFeYrfljp
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAzkZvpHbmMH
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAHxxBAGf9jH
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 349Please respect copyright.PENANAEZRzZV4xWN
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 349Please respect copyright.PENANAWnGaSIctlj
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 349Please respect copyright.PENANA80M7EO5bBA
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAfcCNrt0niU
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 349Please respect copyright.PENANAHUlkPr8Gyq
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAXX3tHGLiHI
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 349Please respect copyright.PENANAZNAWwWA5Vt
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 349Please respect copyright.PENANACtujpAkvNX
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 349Please respect copyright.PENANABriLbEBEWS
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAklSnCHFjrp
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAyWR1OuzvJk
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 349Please respect copyright.PENANA0luOQBKcJo
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 349Please respect copyright.PENANANfGdP0TEvN
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 349Please respect copyright.PENANAqSwdrx0Q7F
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 349Please respect copyright.PENANA7qSkc6h4Vx
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 349Please respect copyright.PENANAkpS25oZExT
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 349Please respect copyright.PENANAHuW1ejeUZ7
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAXbC8tXo0eZ
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 349Please respect copyright.PENANACBbvkr0bxm
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAdqKDvpgZ7Q
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 349Please respect copyright.PENANAux8goWDAG4
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 349Please respect copyright.PENANADh35dQOjlV
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 349Please respect copyright.PENANA1h9Ux3yoYr
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 349Please respect copyright.PENANA8Lq9qGqMxZ
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 349Please respect copyright.PENANAk3trRyDvcx
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAQgOTzzZ08c
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 349Please respect copyright.PENANAtjyblK26da
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAXZZ4Sqdcnk
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAxZbG4hfH5n
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 349Please respect copyright.PENANADCa9eTeRqi
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 349Please respect copyright.PENANA9E29bb0FS7
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 349Please respect copyright.PENANAaRAT82eq1I
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAX4hLrFWhBo
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 349Please respect copyright.PENANAOx61i9Lnre
Tobex: I have never heard about it.