Technically NOT a story written by me.543Please respect copyright.PENANAIwdjc0Tt0h
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.543Please respect copyright.PENANAAHjO0HCVf5
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.543Please respect copyright.PENANAvkJneH6lvc
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 543Please respect copyright.PENANAB1AOC6fkxD
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 543Please respect copyright.PENANA1rjgaZ4Mz3
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 543Please respect copyright.PENANAYbVJLiVb92
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 543Please respect copyright.PENANApiYj2xRz5j
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAiUr98fYYS2
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 543Please respect copyright.PENANApmmnjFHMrb
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 543Please respect copyright.PENANAazewESOTjt
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAYU7zpHDgXk
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAOFPLw9bZ1q
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 543Please respect copyright.PENANAgj6BIFmdaV
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAWFbg6H7YO5
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 543Please respect copyright.PENANAJnO5EXKD8X
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAMAwF4AZLkN
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAatUm4rWBra
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 543Please respect copyright.PENANAfTQ6me28iM
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 543Please respect copyright.PENANA1eHvoHGkPy
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 543Please respect copyright.PENANAjUpfIQxnoM
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAyRKqgFh7Lv
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 543Please respect copyright.PENANA6Rodn5VGSQ
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAF8B81Bu8dD
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 543Please respect copyright.PENANA33i2JWOcgD
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 543Please respect copyright.PENANA1hwd5BitjW
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 543Please respect copyright.PENANAkUUaIex7DH
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 543Please respect copyright.PENANASgqSGru34W
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAuGKHxA3vpV
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAMkypj9Klo2
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAIAXn5JBTHb
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 543Please respect copyright.PENANAjb4lgdU12q
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 543Please respect copyright.PENANABRbmaHwwSd
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 543Please respect copyright.PENANAWK9H0mngTo
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 543Please respect copyright.PENANAiajxEmiD7F
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAYRzQpjwjFM
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAuYqxATzA2U
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAiHvas0zm7h
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 543Please respect copyright.PENANAId2Poin6BS
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 543Please respect copyright.PENANArWn4oXYRjZ
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 543Please respect copyright.PENANAG8FlVLVyhT
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 543Please respect copyright.PENANACwzxMrRKli
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 543Please respect copyright.PENANA8qaa02RDt0
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAV1soGmrcUi
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 543Please respect copyright.PENANAFbqrCQsL6Z
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAKwh3D5XBOs
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 543Please respect copyright.PENANACjSKkNht9d
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 543Please respect copyright.PENANAuLGlqwvq6x
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 543Please respect copyright.PENANALICmxOa9Q3
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 543Please respect copyright.PENANAzJQQJxINrr
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 543Please respect copyright.PENANAzBQrW5967F
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 543Please respect copyright.PENANA2sSPUX3yNa
Tobex: I have never heard about it.