「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6pvKWsUt3
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8DDK5sI2M
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCEwKTHGlY
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCLltvXNR4
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLj5il6xmj
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGWdZVHHJs
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWvfWbk8R0
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut8ZyyNK3U
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr2Y90YBUr
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjyRAehegr
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mgx0VtslS
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ts2ZatVBV
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHNO6Nq5Ad
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfe68fPeCw
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkIc5oQDdn
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQBz5ou5vJ
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sK15tqEYk
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1rvcIRmcU
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqpdNQSSho
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50g1ZMLTzR
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2x9Kf5aBW
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IncUkJlqn
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SDQLyTo8E
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIaW7CM4Y3
「糖水會幾點呀? 」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXeM7ctTm8
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzRt5yNXZs
「10點。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwWY4MNoke
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT9VmcXg4c
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5ukfn2GTK
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5luO8iAlnu
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpff9Y03Hs
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwr1IVzTns
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLACxr6bf3i
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKv5PAX1Ao
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6OloeX1U2
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OPKy5yw89
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ8MBJANJY
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoz4VlMMhp
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxbqbkc2qT
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhDfYvw0xs
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxOHeK75n3
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85sf9edfpm
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZIpubED7n
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95UiYGbjlA
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrmqvzC1rP
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiocpWoWAtX
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemTnUUj2wm
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedV0qxBmZ0
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4cKtvdTLn
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ijRXeELnF
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkImuO7yb4P
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS9T3TC0mj
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHJOu9CmGq
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJNycjxp05
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWlhK6JMtt
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVcPkzib4N
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSGsQ05oa2
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ3wqsPeUr
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VIIpiFFD8
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW41pdTzTmz
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjRL9diFHc
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81MT9vrP0Q
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrZ113XPVg
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aDIz5tksr
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCrA2VoCsb
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5YQyg82j2
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnXYq9BltV
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgJIybJXrV
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk8BTOM3QS
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BHYPRwm8N
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgRwgYRe9s
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VEaCzYxdI
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05DrKOWznF
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0oees2PFV
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkz3On2uqZ
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbTqa9xiF4
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSij4lQRwAf
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPIvI42aVJ
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo55dUaZ5V
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7esZTCprH
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAUqIBN42k
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstQoS9GiiN
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmSBpYG2tB
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt1Xc2ctRA
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCuIQSUDFQ
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbctDZZTaEk
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO03zX2b2Z
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QvWldIvbY
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpUe3du7Dd
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWwj5NtJNB
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7YrW7adN9
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJNLqaiSwu
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWFqOHvjxP
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgs0SJvhO4
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfvZRkfMQJ
927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJOACU6W5R
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTV1qXTbBC
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