「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe38XXVsISQ
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqqfv8bIME
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFfr3TBjz5
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj03ESLEe2b
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOpU1I6n8y
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UKn4fzALt
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTJLBnRES5
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEP6fCH4u5
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL24qYrVtqB
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmEyJTGAM7
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAo5iurwWkn
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwxrHTNn82
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樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBTQ7rsDY4
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H2aKF6Q10
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XYA7TPuMz
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTLSy7YXTR
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Uu5CgPJLO
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXxGdsjuTA
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yiy8vNZmp
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5b55FfxSj
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBfy32zoGG
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtXmFwoJ5N
「糖水會幾點呀? 」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhiGcqi5Lq
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI9DDBGkyz
「10點。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3kIfzMTd7
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKAC42anZR
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOlSBUrasv
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxLuHGjHjT
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLcIzCuefd
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUT8KqXkSq
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzr2T8Vs4U
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXQ91LN8k5
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2BexhndWK
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwBVfOyHJu
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XBlOdRGPU
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAhJ6pmNCf
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKkWCXx1TR
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeEzHFFRH3
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO4bUdMBBL
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0628E5AzRP
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV0tkhZEiN
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqApdTZOOMP
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZQXRiPiDc
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCET5ihD4k1
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABw401Z4Jp
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaTiEiq3iC
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOKbv25S0k
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgh4vEFg4e
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLvUzyo515
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSTSTSBPoe
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ762dOgsnu
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8EAUezSMz
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AfGz44luw
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rcD7nMV9m
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kDMGjtQnO
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZaYNawOcX
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hnJKI6c2T
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuUN2InD9p
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX68G7Mjy8m
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqDuB5o5wj
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJPNMAykJX
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn6dvBhHAW
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0hHZXg4lr
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWOBRKGeXp
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLyyMhancz
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcC3i3WpVr
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa5G0odoou
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對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJXf99tY94
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwitRHjwj4M
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7POtOTczZF
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1q4p0vTeCV
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k2bsQWnqG
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMR3CNLzkG
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfuBR6fC0D
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ3KkfwOgd
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpwjaZHe0i
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiq9QJ2Z4Xw
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dXGppBita
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRoEGeFapY
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4lWgxfYrB
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYVbA1ppCQ
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAZwPdCpzn
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpXzMmEA4b
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspF7Qc5WdQ
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6pugavq0o
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIawkDZYHU4
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3O77uJxOI
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVpDsXjZ6g
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzUxoXrvNF
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTh7PxsKrZ
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGZuAlzhTD
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbi96zqyXT
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T6ky3gKUM
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KrRXVhs4l
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