485Please respect copyright.PENANAw5eLbeVyAA
FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks485Please respect copyright.PENANA56C84MauOj
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead485Please respect copyright.PENANAKwuKVoQMYW
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air485Please respect copyright.PENANAArqgx9z6Xd
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.485Please respect copyright.PENANAVzYHkwshXH
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead485Please respect copyright.PENANAgoJPIWk8qM
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a485Please respect copyright.PENANAtn6OFNM9Ls
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old485Please respect copyright.PENANAO6TkSFIjbC
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,485Please respect copyright.PENANA9az1PDWObM
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry485Please respect copyright.PENANAIwQ0Sm5XEd
voice:
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANAOP5J8rsgNU
Who are you? Are you bard? I just485Please respect copyright.PENANAapMncd0ES3
found my dead sex slaves, and now485Please respect copyright.PENANAbrxBVJLw8z
you're crawling up, disturbing my485Please respect copyright.PENANA7BeU9k4wws
ritual.
BARD485Please respect copyright.PENANAcnw3BFAD01
And so you brought your flesh dildo485Please respect copyright.PENANAg1gqXlWB6O
too?
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANAaZEuPhNdoP
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD485Please respect copyright.PENANA5BYQDoyKOD
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANAOaWpPRazzO
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and485Please respect copyright.PENANAuF8VbOtd2A
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANAE50FEFpakY
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna485Please respect copyright.PENANA77KUdvQnE1
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the485Please respect copyright.PENANAHk0XligX8j
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.485Please respect copyright.PENANAuIilm417aB
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard485Please respect copyright.PENANABH2GaS2Ps4
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The485Please respect copyright.PENANAN1hbH6Hwmc
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON485Please respect copyright.PENANA65obNO7f9q
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANAeDjRSK4NBA
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your485Please respect copyright.PENANAD4B11lOJ5n
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a485Please respect copyright.PENANACazU06gI5w
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping485Please respect copyright.PENANA82xQeDsCpu
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up485Please respect copyright.PENANAetaCvOiSw9
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish485Please respect copyright.PENANALqjJ4DkjwZ
their plans.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANAWqGqsriruW
(to Bard)485Please respect copyright.PENANAmZ6Lpea4l3
See what you did? You set me up.485Please respect copyright.PENANARwzlQQT59d
You didn't tell me that I'd have to485Please respect copyright.PENANAwRkfpIwt5V
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd485Please respect copyright.PENANAWwmrQfid2K
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which485Please respect copyright.PENANAGSeZYKNSWU
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's485Please respect copyright.PENANAx7cN8ypzyX
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears485Please respect copyright.PENANAEYEj31ePDB
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.485Please respect copyright.PENANA76XgU0Qjxt
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD485Please respect copyright.PENANATE2tS6USY5
(offscreen)485Please respect copyright.PENANAddtGuPou0g
You assholes. You can't catch a485Please respect copyright.PENANAXMnfTE8cWZ
ghost.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANA8BRIzwTwvD
You fuckers. You put me in a485Please respect copyright.PENANAGDPCnPAkzN
vulnerable position when I was sure485Please respect copyright.PENANAnlWZeuDBc6
the Batman would be here. Now485Please respect copyright.PENANALEgIYvE8qm
you're all gonna get what's coming485Please respect copyright.PENANAhfdg98Apcn
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins485Please respect copyright.PENANAXtEGio7wlc
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall485Please respect copyright.PENANABHqrJFK66r
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks485Please respect copyright.PENANA1XjxCqBbhM
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder485Please respect copyright.PENANAPx91RjV0zb
blades.
BATMAN485Please respect copyright.PENANApyzqXExd8W
(concious)485Please respect copyright.PENANAB8vTpKWLT5
What are you gonna do to me? I485Please respect copyright.PENANAoxcOi0Mbnb
think you've committed murder, so485Please respect copyright.PENANAFNrTiez9Ux
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the485Please respect copyright.PENANASdrH7r3d5X
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his485Please respect copyright.PENANADCRYhxKV7k
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE485Please respect copyright.PENANA5GlOJrW1Wa
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do485Please respect copyright.PENANATBKsQIoG2j
this.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANArDpN5JY0Ca
I'm going to finish him!485Please respect copyright.PENANANHbVIWSQ1p
Constantine, I'm going to finish485Please respect copyright.PENANAYmgL9GQIQp
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked485Please respect copyright.PENANAQkn1bFrR5u
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER485Please respect copyright.PENANAT121iZj5mf
(holds up his arm in485Please respect copyright.PENANAYbOD0i7Mwm
protest)485Please respect copyright.PENANAR4hcUnEty2
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He485Please respect copyright.PENANAiHEdrzmRU8
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with485Please respect copyright.PENANAJzDNVcaNTe
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's485Please respect copyright.PENANAM83yYlI1Mt
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.485Please respect copyright.PENANATskZD4VhBu
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANA1VqlnhYUrp
He was mine, and I stole him from485Please respect copyright.PENANA8ivP7zYtav
you. He was my revenge. Now you485Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0shTnSde6
will pay for your disobedience. He485Please respect copyright.PENANAC13uS3UVON
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is485Please respect copyright.PENANA0quRgHXv3C
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he485Please respect copyright.PENANAADhYvJvWHL
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then485Please respect copyright.PENANAIiESlAntz7
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN485Please respect copyright.PENANAGMWEsvlCip
(awake)485Please respect copyright.PENANA7D3nn2t10S
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his485Please respect copyright.PENANAywK9IOMIn5
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the485Please respect copyright.PENANAQM03Ws9fJa
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is485Please respect copyright.PENANAQWOMGQPN1T
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANAJHnBZX9NKN
You still have a chance. Let go of485Please respect copyright.PENANAT459XGRqv2
my hand. If you allow my hand to485Please respect copyright.PENANAKp7p5QAAhz
come off of you, you will end up485Please respect copyright.PENANAhpgbTqWxBo
just like your friend.485Please respect copyright.PENANAxLn5VEJj55
(tries to pry the hand off485Please respect copyright.PENANAyM23MGrTKb
of his head)485Please respect copyright.PENANAu5kETbdazP
It can't be. No. No. He's still485Please respect copyright.PENANAq8FpfFvXKw
alive!485Please respect copyright.PENANAnr1EbSgxZA
(falls to his knees)485Please respect copyright.PENANA4o4NgIIV46
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE485Please respect copyright.PENANAgDvu9uXLEx
(from a distance)485Please respect copyright.PENANA8eA10MK7NA
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN485Please respect copyright.PENANAsJ4Sevt9zL
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the485Please respect copyright.PENANAebPIqlJwFV
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN485Please respect copyright.PENANA2KsAiCg9FM
(beat)485Please respect copyright.PENANA8qBQK3fSj7
I can't get it. I can't pull it485Please respect copyright.PENANAkNKHTamQug
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into485Please respect copyright.PENANAc7S4wsSzQT
the forest.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANA9d0EhLjDss
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE485Please respect copyright.PENANAC4R7z4XYEj
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the485Please respect copyright.PENANAQhcceNjHew
Batmobile.
BATMAN485Please respect copyright.PENANA0pB5ZIs4SQ
(screams in pain)485Please respect copyright.PENANA1zcm5ra9uT
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into485Please respect copyright.PENANAiMWdkQGDx6
the forest.
BEATELAGE485Please respect copyright.PENANA7nPvgzdjKA
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE485Please respect copyright.PENANAjMYm2Q1IBw
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN485Please respect copyright.PENANAnBwU90Gm9l
(is so weak he can barely485Please respect copyright.PENANArrPqfsMl6a
stand)485Please respect copyright.PENANAWULbn17Dvo
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into485Please respect copyright.PENANAj28ivZgeeq
the forest.
BEATELAGE485Please respect copyright.PENANAuFrCXxP9Dz
(passionate)485Please respect copyright.PENANA88l9RgcBKO
Don't let them drag you off this485Please respect copyright.PENANAXdsmTHTgBQ
beat.
BETELGEUSE 485Please respect copyright.PENANALZVpmw9v2Y
(peers at the Batman)485Please respect copyright.PENANAmYqRNysR6H
Is that all? Do you really want to485Please respect copyright.PENANArPDVDn8ppf
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 485Please respect copyright.PENANAUoRLsOjS5C
(ashamed)485Please respect copyright.PENANAxOVX72DoQm
Don't say it. Take a peek in the485Please respect copyright.PENANAbYWtCIDsGY
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,485Please respect copyright.PENANAHanqD9stDN
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT485Please respect copyright.PENANAW816zlBj06