
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory477Please respect copyright.PENANAF61EM439wh
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 477Please respect copyright.PENANAHmyuCjsNWw
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.477Please respect copyright.PENANAbBQGYPcxLw
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?477Please respect copyright.PENANAc8WAWJx8yi
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.477Please respect copyright.PENANAe9NtWpeC5f
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.477Please respect copyright.PENANABtRsCXNF4W
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.477Please respect copyright.PENANAjQqWavdLca
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.477Please respect copyright.PENANAzinfEq1tAO
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?477Please respect copyright.PENANAou7aiwcl8Q
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.477Please respect copyright.PENANAYJdoBsOzY0
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.477Please respect copyright.PENANAgO8p7VCF8V
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.477Please respect copyright.PENANAuahqQzOHrO
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 477Please respect copyright.PENANA2DguNvRj0a
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.477Please respect copyright.PENANANYSHjR0Jbp
girl bestie? - coco <3477Please respect copyright.PENANAhuoELdqNbG
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.477Please respect copyright.PENANAh1K7ZNKqd5
age? - seven years old.477Please respect copyright.PENANAvRaxADBzyQ
last person i texted? - idfk.477Please respect copyright.PENANAI4jZGMr5qA
last person i called? - probably my little brother.477Please respect copyright.PENANA7igf7sZYfn
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?477Please respect copyright.PENANAZvOx8jmHIA
random fact? - i like food.477Please respect copyright.PENANAN4oRtRy9Qi
single or taken? - big, fat taken.477Please respect copyright.PENANA1gydwgecy4
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.477Please respect copyright.PENANAFsosnhMsse
first kiss? - bitch wtf?477Please respect copyright.PENANAQ85uwDmvdJ
ever smoked? - nope.477Please respect copyright.PENANAnEZ0HuEPKu
ever done drugs? - nope~477Please respect copyright.PENANACCVy2o7wvk
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.477Please respect copyright.PENANAORBlR71ffc
longest relationship? - five and a half months.477Please respect copyright.PENANAgho5dAed4Y
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.477Please respect copyright.PENANAOwRPAGYLg7
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.477Please respect copyright.PENANAobWtqCkedx
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.477Please respect copyright.PENANAWbSp6hTKxv
obsession? - kpop.477Please respect copyright.PENANAE9SWOxnW3k
do you give second chances? - that depends.477Please respect copyright.PENANAnH5Z89iOqg
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?477Please respect copyright.PENANAT6scmXHT2Z
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.477Please respect copyright.PENANAPLDDT8AzAM
day or night? - idk.477Please respect copyright.PENANAl3LF9pOO9J
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.477Please respect copyright.PENANAG14c40Crt6
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.477Please respect copyright.PENANARvyRBd1Th7
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.477Please respect copyright.PENANAEq7xDzhR7r
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.477Please respect copyright.PENANAadU88WV5IM
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.477Please respect copyright.PENANAPfMbZWPi0S
favourite movie(s)? - idk.477Please respect copyright.PENANA0wWvlybail
current mood? - bored and tired.477Please respect copyright.PENANAYjWkKXibVS
jealous of? - a lot of things.477Please respect copyright.PENANAI6nj5BzxYJ
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.477Please respect copyright.PENANAuSRhDE24Ue
pets? - two dogs.477Please respect copyright.PENANAdZZXwVZCiy
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.477Please respect copyright.PENANApCyRopw0zb
favourite number? - seven.477Please respect copyright.PENANA6T1vZZZNMq
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.477Please respect copyright.PENANAz8Criw8ijY
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.477Please respect copyright.PENANAPuVDWZA0h7
afraid of the dark? - yes.477Please respect copyright.PENANAICZ1FU3wXv
one wish? - to be happy for real.477Please respect copyright.PENANARxOicZVR5C
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?477Please respect copyright.PENANAGjbbfext3V
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.477Please respect copyright.PENANAau1MfcWh2p
age? - i'm still seven years old.477Please respect copyright.PENANAkGrdRpwwej
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.477Please respect copyright.PENANAJIqfCgAzva
something you hate about yourself? - my body.477Please respect copyright.PENANAHb69vpAzig
something you like about yourself? - idk.477Please respect copyright.PENANAqxIB6RA1nO
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.477Please respect copyright.PENANAJut9MHhOxs
favourite band? - bts.477Please respect copyright.PENANA6VunlFlW7M
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!477Please respect copyright.PENANAfgLEMPgvqB
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.477Please respect copyright.PENANAyQClGJvA6X
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.477Please respect copyright.PENANAI4nLbkiNAN
girl crush? - emmi.477Please respect copyright.PENANAnyd32dwKQR
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.477Please respect copyright.PENANA1IDnYL9w4q
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^477Please respect copyright.PENANASJFuofRMmM
talents? - singing.477Please respect copyright.PENANAeGG1tDhJNy
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.477Please respect copyright.PENANAbJev4mWJGg
someone i love? - emmi.477Please respect copyright.PENANA4OPny1JX4Q
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.477Please respect copyright.PENANAEyeLgmWbB6
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.477Please respect copyright.PENANA327wPJEMtb
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.477Please respect copyright.PENANAIBiFdbXOdh
favourite animal? - dogs.477Please respect copyright.PENANAM8NbJt4gK8
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 477Please respect copyright.PENANAkK5q55kx38
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.477Please respect copyright.PENANAcoGARI3h7g
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.477Please respect copyright.PENANAu0xpTPlCh6
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.477Please respect copyright.PENANALqUuKC5kgS
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.477Please respect copyright.PENANAWGdcEEL3Xl
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 477Please respect copyright.PENANAqzwedqiLjW
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.477Please respect copyright.PENANAL2LqaR4IZM
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.477Please respect copyright.PENANAMIEFBKgaLe
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.477Please respect copyright.PENANAUcRj5eJOEB
country? - i don't live on earth. 477Please respect copyright.PENANAS174IUF8Xi
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.477Please respect copyright.PENANAb5Gte7zXqF
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.477Please respect copyright.PENANA0lrtNLoGmL
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.477Please respect copyright.PENANAe1FMR0FfAL
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.477Please respect copyright.PENANADBZJD3MAJy
country with your favourite accent? - australia.477Please respect copyright.PENANA6ueomfbyFY
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.477Please respect copyright.PENANAFV1YtUvtX9
dog or cat person? - both.477Please respect copyright.PENANAOP7jNH2sxe
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.477Please respect copyright.PENANALQUH4pQNrP
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.477Please respect copyright.PENANA3qBkzhuXed
do you belive in God? - idk.477Please respect copyright.PENANAIvyugkQlsD
single or taken? - taken.477Please respect copyright.PENANAA8iSKvNw2K
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*477Please respect copyright.PENANAOh9jLn63nd
birthday year? - 1930.477Please respect copyright.PENANAZJmVCWqtxs
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.477Please respect copyright.PENANAv7nCx141sU
age? - what's that?477Please respect copyright.PENANA5xgbfJF3mC
enthinicity? - african american.477Please respect copyright.PENANAqlKJnpnYRc
tea or coffee? - neither.477Please respect copyright.PENANAycSZcik0Uo
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.477Please respect copyright.PENANAGqXwM1G4Ga
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*477Please respect copyright.PENANAdXttSrSvf0
favourite food? - ice cream.477Please respect copyright.PENANASJ7UFrbLZ1
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 477Please respect copyright.PENANABd1R3gVvll
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.477Please respect copyright.PENANAvSA8D83dke
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.477Please respect copyright.PENANAANV6i9D6Fv
favourite soda? - sprite.477Please respect copyright.PENANA0s83m1oWca
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.477Please respect copyright.PENANACaCzRROJeP
can you swim? - yes, wtf?477Please respect copyright.PENANAjXRWpRIM11
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.477Please respect copyright.PENANAmtDBIj509F
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.477Please respect copyright.PENANAJMGVsjSoOQ
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.477Please respect copyright.PENANAijRzQlvRz9
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.477Please respect copyright.PENANA8iMLQZt5YH
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*477Please respect copyright.PENANAZzrVj8tJFg
apple or andriod? - apple.477Please respect copyright.PENANALpdgT2DD8v
best dessert? - mochi.477Please respect copyright.PENANAIgBR4iqAvM
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have you ever:477Please respect copyright.PENANAs2Fm9R53EX
1. skipped class? - yes.477Please respect copyright.PENANAz4ALfXSZOm
2. done drugs? - no.477Please respect copyright.PENANAuEqH8iQVmq
3. self-harmed? - yes.477Please respect copyright.PENANAD6OKTKVBAC
4. drank? - no.477Please respect copyright.PENANApL4JF9QZHP
5. shoplifted? - yes.477Please respect copyright.PENANAITJXPNCSa9
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.477Please respect copyright.PENANAZcwDnu7tV2
7. broken up with someone? - yes.477Please respect copyright.PENANAmNFf9jM1Ap
what's your favourite:477Please respect copyright.PENANAtszOHCu2hQ
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.477Please respect copyright.PENANAIPfTO4rAzR
9. movie? - break the silence.477Please respect copyright.PENANAyV8C5llupS
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.477Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZoTLWqQco
11. artist? - bts.477Please respect copyright.PENANAzxfvw1FRb3
12. singer or band? - bts.477Please respect copyright.PENANAhqbrrvJJEq
13. memory? - idk.477Please respect copyright.PENANADvQ8Lochlk
14. book? - the cruel prince.477Please respect copyright.PENANA8ns4tTDAoy
this or that:477Please respect copyright.PENANASBs6gDqpNu
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.477Please respect copyright.PENANAsagj0jn5Ka
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.477Please respect copyright.PENANACUw0EGf30o
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.477Please respect copyright.PENANACIgsj8IsRo
18. movies or books? - idk.477Please respect copyright.PENANAyeqLAV88tJ
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.477Please respect copyright.PENANAsX6Ele2tlu
20. blind of deaf? - blind.477Please respect copyright.PENANA31abpKQowZ
21. tea or coffee? - neither.477Please respect copyright.PENANAuW1VLKkhXe
what's your:477Please respect copyright.PENANAl8bQ9UjGMD
22. age? - ninety-one.477Please respect copyright.PENANA2S3WRGD8Tv
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.477Please respect copyright.PENANAXm3f9iBqaO
24. height? - 4'11.477Please respect copyright.PENANAZdPumLc888
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.477Please respect copyright.PENANAjwwy4sdbBU
26. shoe size? - seven.477Please respect copyright.PENANAOze9CMYCgi
27. religion? - i'm not religious.477Please respect copyright.PENANAG5BxSb32rg
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.477Please respect copyright.PENANAWswBH9eaRy
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...477Please respect copyright.PENANAa5HsWaFjqB
30. second chances? - it depends.477Please respect copyright.PENANA4Xh6M0gLXY
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.477Please respect copyright.PENANAzggY3hPmky
32. abortion? - ew.477Please respect copyright.PENANAFGJtG5aAfA
33. a death penalty? - ew.477Please respect copyright.PENANAWWdpDauWnV
34. marijuana? - i likes that.477Please respect copyright.PENANAW5UCrYTZgo
35. love? - what's love?477Please respect copyright.PENANAj0aa1Lg9MO
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36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.477Please respect copyright.PENANAFXaMYEYxtB
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3477Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ92fG2IDO