
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory547Please respect copyright.PENANABbEmDLDO1G
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 547Please respect copyright.PENANA4qcym3WW7r
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.547Please respect copyright.PENANAviC6JpIjfL
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?547Please respect copyright.PENANAKY2No2B5iU
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.547Please respect copyright.PENANAXAhpj5KnH7
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.547Please respect copyright.PENANAXV8wcIecH7
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.547Please respect copyright.PENANAlB370xvHSs
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.547Please respect copyright.PENANA7LtiBapVEt
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?547Please respect copyright.PENANA0Wz92XEeRQ
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.547Please respect copyright.PENANAnx9smtCNsv
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.547Please respect copyright.PENANAFNY6jfJY4d
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.547Please respect copyright.PENANAGHLNTzxFwT
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 547Please respect copyright.PENANAIhFH4Y5rKV
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.547Please respect copyright.PENANAIyclgNBvgI
girl bestie? - coco <3547Please respect copyright.PENANAVjS966DFY3
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.547Please respect copyright.PENANA4AiMRyqJSO
age? - seven years old.547Please respect copyright.PENANALOUXusVzd4
last person i texted? - idfk.547Please respect copyright.PENANAfy2uF0Asr9
last person i called? - probably my little brother.547Please respect copyright.PENANARXLvjJnGJT
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?547Please respect copyright.PENANA9JShXp4OII
random fact? - i like food.547Please respect copyright.PENANA7oqIBKpbwi
single or taken? - big, fat taken.547Please respect copyright.PENANAWo7QbROxi1
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.547Please respect copyright.PENANAAp1gyRm85V
first kiss? - bitch wtf?547Please respect copyright.PENANADlix6Ty9Z7
ever smoked? - nope.547Please respect copyright.PENANAnJvcbaDUka
ever done drugs? - nope~547Please respect copyright.PENANAw1tAGeO92s
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.547Please respect copyright.PENANA99tuAB26Sl
longest relationship? - five and a half months.547Please respect copyright.PENANAIH1OvTzLic
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.547Please respect copyright.PENANAhP9jrvDu2m
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.547Please respect copyright.PENANAYZXQR4MzED
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.547Please respect copyright.PENANAP7Zxrt7fyu
obsession? - kpop.547Please respect copyright.PENANA3UpwMrOQ6r
do you give second chances? - that depends.547Please respect copyright.PENANAo53ywkYhzd
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?547Please respect copyright.PENANA1vaF8iA3Ec
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.547Please respect copyright.PENANAlisknE79cX
day or night? - idk.547Please respect copyright.PENANA1LuGLx5FYt
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.547Please respect copyright.PENANA2nRuEymlyq
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.547Please respect copyright.PENANAPNyPbsvoch
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.547Please respect copyright.PENANATrc4DM104F
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.547Please respect copyright.PENANAiQcdX5ANf9
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.547Please respect copyright.PENANAm6glAME5O9
favourite movie(s)? - idk.547Please respect copyright.PENANAhJgxbYqIMj
current mood? - bored and tired.547Please respect copyright.PENANA1oifJty10m
jealous of? - a lot of things.547Please respect copyright.PENANAPRvo1OWCrE
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.547Please respect copyright.PENANAxV6oh5AQxA
pets? - two dogs.547Please respect copyright.PENANA8M0wpDzo1b
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.547Please respect copyright.PENANAJKlA467JVP
favourite number? - seven.547Please respect copyright.PENANAns0kdzm6n1
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.547Please respect copyright.PENANAJpwQ93F5vt
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.547Please respect copyright.PENANAzjT5LZQODL
afraid of the dark? - yes.547Please respect copyright.PENANAg6zu5hG4j8
one wish? - to be happy for real.547Please respect copyright.PENANAVfVzRRW0X7
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?547Please respect copyright.PENANAM11dyMXInm
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.547Please respect copyright.PENANAgWcGuehOch
age? - i'm still seven years old.547Please respect copyright.PENANAOF39g3hhYE
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.547Please respect copyright.PENANAu7OTCB6MyA
something you hate about yourself? - my body.547Please respect copyright.PENANAq2T54f1Bfb
something you like about yourself? - idk.547Please respect copyright.PENANA0CHCFiOIXR
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.547Please respect copyright.PENANAfSQtnIoKyQ
favourite band? - bts.547Please respect copyright.PENANAExSIx1eMM8
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!547Please respect copyright.PENANAmfRfVqit2r
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.547Please respect copyright.PENANAuPqXdlQEQq
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.547Please respect copyright.PENANA94u7CVAAM9
girl crush? - emmi.547Please respect copyright.PENANAdiWspgAEwY
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.547Please respect copyright.PENANAN4CHQnvLMb
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^547Please respect copyright.PENANAtEOwxsmIfb
talents? - singing.547Please respect copyright.PENANA7Yqe7U1Z8e
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.547Please respect copyright.PENANACm2Ld5rlOb
someone i love? - emmi.547Please respect copyright.PENANAMJFPsFXtWg
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.547Please respect copyright.PENANAhr6YFBobst
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.547Please respect copyright.PENANA3UWKjfW6mf
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.547Please respect copyright.PENANAeg5S185GAx
favourite animal? - dogs.547Please respect copyright.PENANAiUit84AdkO
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 547Please respect copyright.PENANAdJQjSqC9Oa
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.547Please respect copyright.PENANAVPf5SHyOjk
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.547Please respect copyright.PENANAslMGPvaDZb
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.547Please respect copyright.PENANA1pPsM6JsH8
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.547Please respect copyright.PENANA0SAjOUlCF4
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 547Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ2WDEVZ4j
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.547Please respect copyright.PENANAWVrdqtQUBF
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.547Please respect copyright.PENANAM7USW2KUDJ
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.547Please respect copyright.PENANARRqfVyyKzH
country? - i don't live on earth. 547Please respect copyright.PENANAUqiZAGa1Na
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.547Please respect copyright.PENANAGpJZeq05Nk
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.547Please respect copyright.PENANA5vZCE2u5vM
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.547Please respect copyright.PENANAOlJFC3xNDs
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.547Please respect copyright.PENANAYHDufP1XIm
country with your favourite accent? - australia.547Please respect copyright.PENANAkVWpaGRwoF
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.547Please respect copyright.PENANA1LgmgV4PRm
dog or cat person? - both.547Please respect copyright.PENANApOljcVVKKR
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.547Please respect copyright.PENANAnBbAPkmkhI
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.547Please respect copyright.PENANABoKhoLKQwY
do you belive in God? - idk.547Please respect copyright.PENANAjyuvbRTwhd
single or taken? - taken.547Please respect copyright.PENANAmI6rTH1u4C
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*547Please respect copyright.PENANAAX4kzeynpW
birthday year? - 1930.547Please respect copyright.PENANA5D3Z8hfrRz
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.547Please respect copyright.PENANAOACQjYpwFC
age? - what's that?547Please respect copyright.PENANAsojufCI2we
enthinicity? - african american.547Please respect copyright.PENANAktG8cCwl8W
tea or coffee? - neither.547Please respect copyright.PENANA1v8CtpYafJ
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.547Please respect copyright.PENANA8mtT49iaI1
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*547Please respect copyright.PENANAblmUQHNjN2
favourite food? - ice cream.547Please respect copyright.PENANA0lKFx63yjQ
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 547Please respect copyright.PENANAwCIXt65lQj
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.547Please respect copyright.PENANAhqOxquow7C
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.547Please respect copyright.PENANActn9BElNvL
favourite soda? - sprite.547Please respect copyright.PENANAn0KNPdJhEA
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.547Please respect copyright.PENANAURNFkE1L2T
can you swim? - yes, wtf?547Please respect copyright.PENANAEcxSkAa9aa
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.547Please respect copyright.PENANA4uNLYbKOAm
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.547Please respect copyright.PENANANJl2QwpiLb
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.547Please respect copyright.PENANAoAfqNQ6f3I
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.547Please respect copyright.PENANAKNakDXMmeE
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*547Please respect copyright.PENANAEoSp0H2XVn
apple or andriod? - apple.547Please respect copyright.PENANAfgSBwwrf8K
best dessert? - mochi.547Please respect copyright.PENANAuFq3Y2IIKB
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have you ever:547Please respect copyright.PENANAwNeGCfGQa1
1. skipped class? - yes.547Please respect copyright.PENANADNaqy4trdn
2. done drugs? - no.547Please respect copyright.PENANARl9r1zE8AE
3. self-harmed? - yes.547Please respect copyright.PENANAZbdUnbE8lP
4. drank? - no.547Please respect copyright.PENANAnfbWga0Ulg
5. shoplifted? - yes.547Please respect copyright.PENANAR0HOzUjzOv
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.547Please respect copyright.PENANAnPDkWtIjbt
7. broken up with someone? - yes.547Please respect copyright.PENANAdN1W7QkWWC
what's your favourite:547Please respect copyright.PENANAL3VENfYxOA
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.547Please respect copyright.PENANAD7uE9xDdno
9. movie? - break the silence.547Please respect copyright.PENANAiwk3U0ganl
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.547Please respect copyright.PENANAdaLjBH2pJg
11. artist? - bts.547Please respect copyright.PENANA3nySHujdWa
12. singer or band? - bts.547Please respect copyright.PENANAhJ193aM8d7
13. memory? - idk.547Please respect copyright.PENANAyuAaYnpfR3
14. book? - the cruel prince.547Please respect copyright.PENANAwzX1l0YY54
this or that:547Please respect copyright.PENANAr6ArqjX1Io
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.547Please respect copyright.PENANA7t4VFzV8wB
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.547Please respect copyright.PENANA58C3hTPlb9
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.547Please respect copyright.PENANAaXlvl2Or28
18. movies or books? - idk.547Please respect copyright.PENANALvELcw0GXg
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.547Please respect copyright.PENANAd7mv3j84jx
20. blind of deaf? - blind.547Please respect copyright.PENANAYavFlC5eEs
21. tea or coffee? - neither.547Please respect copyright.PENANAfu3TTCQehv
what's your:547Please respect copyright.PENANAqceSJTC7dv
22. age? - ninety-one.547Please respect copyright.PENANAPBBIpw6mQU
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.547Please respect copyright.PENANA69EOMRS7BX
24. height? - 4'11.547Please respect copyright.PENANAMLIxTV5g2e
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.547Please respect copyright.PENANAkDufHCFZov
26. shoe size? - seven.547Please respect copyright.PENANALJE5RaaXox
27. religion? - i'm not religious.547Please respect copyright.PENANAudYzX8bSmU
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.547Please respect copyright.PENANAdTb2iginPJ
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...547Please respect copyright.PENANAmTDckw7paB
30. second chances? - it depends.547Please respect copyright.PENANA30hhm0sU4w
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.547Please respect copyright.PENANANB1eNoWqwX
32. abortion? - ew.547Please respect copyright.PENANAdZplQjlojJ
33. a death penalty? - ew.547Please respect copyright.PENANAxB41ks5gG3
34. marijuana? - i likes that.547Please respect copyright.PENANAgBSuYDasPg
35. love? - what's love?547Please respect copyright.PENANAWvymNmwqwT
do you:547Please respect copyright.PENANAVDuPwG2Kfw
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.547Please respect copyright.PENANAapC066gtwa
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3547Please respect copyright.PENANArfs4qWPX7J