hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory265Please respect copyright.PENANAwWoDfVc22Y
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 265Please respect copyright.PENANAeJNPsC5XSd
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.265Please respect copyright.PENANA7OiFG7RQdS
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?265Please respect copyright.PENANASUYPSmjVje
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.265Please respect copyright.PENANAoGTPU95VWk
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.265Please respect copyright.PENANAZN3Zlq1v91
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.265Please respect copyright.PENANAkXhdQApOsT
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.265Please respect copyright.PENANAb760sDIs16
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?265Please respect copyright.PENANA4dJHygMqH8
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.265Please respect copyright.PENANAli7NIBzP6v
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.265Please respect copyright.PENANAlOCtdkG2Cu
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.265Please respect copyright.PENANAJjtbb2HfnT
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 265Please respect copyright.PENANAkuEiXJF0dV
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.265Please respect copyright.PENANAqJTNUvcKAv
girl bestie? - coco <3265Please respect copyright.PENANAmE7aVRLRJ4
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.265Please respect copyright.PENANAVIhKUxwdPl
age? - seven years old.265Please respect copyright.PENANATlGkDCr4gN
last person i texted? - idfk.265Please respect copyright.PENANAv4nWsBo26H
last person i called? - probably my little brother.265Please respect copyright.PENANAf3uUlxo5p9
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?265Please respect copyright.PENANA99JMXFqgS5
random fact? - i like food.265Please respect copyright.PENANA5rtSGH774Y
single or taken? - big, fat taken.265Please respect copyright.PENANADGSr4uizcG
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.265Please respect copyright.PENANAz08CNbD9cI
first kiss? - bitch wtf?265Please respect copyright.PENANAErbdjGLdOC
ever smoked? - nope.265Please respect copyright.PENANA2hSSbF8vPh
ever done drugs? - nope~265Please respect copyright.PENANAO7iWwIe58k
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.265Please respect copyright.PENANA4xim6xNFvf
longest relationship? - five and a half months.265Please respect copyright.PENANAyhdjMawXh5
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.265Please respect copyright.PENANAuAJ6tJ0n6D
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.265Please respect copyright.PENANAWy8l60sYc1
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.265Please respect copyright.PENANAZy5xz0HdRD
obsession? - kpop.265Please respect copyright.PENANAFf5GM7jcZu
do you give second chances? - that depends.265Please respect copyright.PENANAePLa2Zn9Wh
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?265Please respect copyright.PENANA8EawaltrFq
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.265Please respect copyright.PENANAd4lHAYqnnf
day or night? - idk.265Please respect copyright.PENANA156vUkNFC0
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.265Please respect copyright.PENANAc2ggaGYmbH
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.265Please respect copyright.PENANADq6xtJJS24
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.265Please respect copyright.PENANAmz7qhEHVR3
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.265Please respect copyright.PENANAzWDJPHmFkB
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.265Please respect copyright.PENANAXuY8f5OnRG
favourite movie(s)? - idk.265Please respect copyright.PENANABd1OfCM8YP
current mood? - bored and tired.265Please respect copyright.PENANAHrhJiD5Znk
jealous of? - a lot of things.265Please respect copyright.PENANAA2hvf39xlP
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.265Please respect copyright.PENANACdbKGWBSVu
pets? - two dogs.265Please respect copyright.PENANA0H7zO9Swb3
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.265Please respect copyright.PENANAkpt2MgiTdW
favourite number? - seven.265Please respect copyright.PENANAwrQBvrMYJI
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.265Please respect copyright.PENANAoD8kffsP7h
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.265Please respect copyright.PENANAc6RwUIg0AM
afraid of the dark? - yes.265Please respect copyright.PENANArJgqVbR2Yq
one wish? - to be happy for real.265Please respect copyright.PENANARvyAbCGWzr
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?265Please respect copyright.PENANAULzSDDblIM
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.265Please respect copyright.PENANAGpvU3aBKRb
age? - i'm still seven years old.265Please respect copyright.PENANArOvxtbmhQo
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.265Please respect copyright.PENANAtUIVwZSlaI
something you hate about yourself? - my body.265Please respect copyright.PENANAccWBoPO4iZ
something you like about yourself? - idk.265Please respect copyright.PENANAKApBzFoSgN
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.265Please respect copyright.PENANAAvCMlUa7yZ
favourite band? - bts.265Please respect copyright.PENANA2fpy4SLzhu
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!265Please respect copyright.PENANAh1JOjXEDHO
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.265Please respect copyright.PENANAjkGun1bljM
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.265Please respect copyright.PENANA3lOK6rFFbU
girl crush? - emmi.265Please respect copyright.PENANATdomFKVUGk
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.265Please respect copyright.PENANApMLkRNK7Tv
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^265Please respect copyright.PENANAqFIcOOZ65o
talents? - singing.265Please respect copyright.PENANArRH1KJy4Lg
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.265Please respect copyright.PENANABixtgqrDwG
someone i love? - emmi.265Please respect copyright.PENANAseOQfABMWz
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.265Please respect copyright.PENANAyK1LJk6rN5
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.265Please respect copyright.PENANAM0ZOjOUKCF
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.265Please respect copyright.PENANAyoxTnCy0S7
favourite animal? - dogs.265Please respect copyright.PENANAasJeVJMrn7
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 265Please respect copyright.PENANApm6Xg1yVAS
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.265Please respect copyright.PENANAEJjye7Ahh7
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.265Please respect copyright.PENANApKyHNusNHX
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.265Please respect copyright.PENANAWjF11ZxcEQ
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.265Please respect copyright.PENANANkbrWSpCFT
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 265Please respect copyright.PENANA2UCH0wkAlv
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.265Please respect copyright.PENANAHcN9kMCnoT
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.265Please respect copyright.PENANAlzfNef9h8O
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.265Please respect copyright.PENANAJm8wZzwsrl
country? - i don't live on earth. 265Please respect copyright.PENANAWRYpgkBy7x
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.265Please respect copyright.PENANA4U6My2IBtp
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.265Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8wQ4VaPbp
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.265Please respect copyright.PENANAYePwkQKA6J
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.265Please respect copyright.PENANAktWDu5Ebu7
country with your favourite accent? - australia.265Please respect copyright.PENANAUNEF8kY44H
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.265Please respect copyright.PENANAEFrsVJcxll
dog or cat person? - both.265Please respect copyright.PENANA2INJ63V1Bf
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.265Please respect copyright.PENANA1EH0JapG2R
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.265Please respect copyright.PENANAt9VpAa4fb2
do you belive in God? - idk.265Please respect copyright.PENANAK76TneuB3f
single or taken? - taken.265Please respect copyright.PENANAdZJ6dNETUU
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*265Please respect copyright.PENANAUQPChLTI1k
birthday year? - 1930.265Please respect copyright.PENANAWKJ88x05Me
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.265Please respect copyright.PENANAKKLmAtYFoS
age? - what's that?265Please respect copyright.PENANA1QD9xcOqy9
enthinicity? - african american.265Please respect copyright.PENANATUfzr3G2Cq
tea or coffee? - neither.265Please respect copyright.PENANAgo7qp91V6z
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.265Please respect copyright.PENANAiJhitPose1
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*265Please respect copyright.PENANAVkD3s77kx2
favourite food? - ice cream.265Please respect copyright.PENANAI1ta7T8WMY
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 265Please respect copyright.PENANA6eJAKrSdfJ
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.265Please respect copyright.PENANAThKFC6HLaq
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.265Please respect copyright.PENANAPWALYU2MEL
favourite soda? - sprite.265Please respect copyright.PENANAdkcbyDBbmq
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.265Please respect copyright.PENANAovUdpykQje
can you swim? - yes, wtf?265Please respect copyright.PENANAnTdhD3IUCx
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.265Please respect copyright.PENANARRNplvEqOz
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.265Please respect copyright.PENANAz7bYiUOlxq
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.265Please respect copyright.PENANAPtBc9MO0mT
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.265Please respect copyright.PENANAc7pl9NVe5w
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*265Please respect copyright.PENANAmp3EWV45Zw
apple or andriod? - apple.265Please respect copyright.PENANASXfnX7PPMy
best dessert? - mochi.265Please respect copyright.PENANAvsMai4t7Wg
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have you ever:265Please respect copyright.PENANA0IOuxGMW5Y
1. skipped class? - yes.265Please respect copyright.PENANApRQQA0hi5b
2. done drugs? - no.265Please respect copyright.PENANAOdq1PmF3HC
3. self-harmed? - yes.265Please respect copyright.PENANAiP4FZUQ8Wj
4. drank? - no.265Please respect copyright.PENANAgcHtGxupze
5. shoplifted? - yes.265Please respect copyright.PENANAHqCx8L23vn
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.265Please respect copyright.PENANA7OVDb1vWA8
7. broken up with someone? - yes.265Please respect copyright.PENANAV0sz4SG1el
what's your favourite:265Please respect copyright.PENANANbrziOaNxR
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.265Please respect copyright.PENANAjqT1Gkkx7t
9. movie? - break the silence.265Please respect copyright.PENANAHuobDx3FKe
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.265Please respect copyright.PENANACupDcWmWoy
11. artist? - bts.265Please respect copyright.PENANAy3c7Y0nhVt
12. singer or band? - bts.265Please respect copyright.PENANAeZdxieUYmB
13. memory? - idk.265Please respect copyright.PENANAbqqEy7GIyd
14. book? - the cruel prince.265Please respect copyright.PENANALTqUlCtexj
this or that:265Please respect copyright.PENANAu7xHoH8PyB
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.265Please respect copyright.PENANANn1WhqkOgH
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.265Please respect copyright.PENANAOd3bjY80Tx
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.265Please respect copyright.PENANApGdxmFHlBh
18. movies or books? - idk.265Please respect copyright.PENANAiKLOp3VKyi
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.265Please respect copyright.PENANAC8KSaexHEH
20. blind of deaf? - blind.265Please respect copyright.PENANAFrQCC3bCFe
21. tea or coffee? - neither.265Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZuhhonHNs
what's your:265Please respect copyright.PENANA2lBF7EE0Nh
22. age? - ninety-one.265Please respect copyright.PENANAfcwdgF7oNQ
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.265Please respect copyright.PENANAzCXicwraT2
24. height? - 4'11.265Please respect copyright.PENANAPe4HTvK6PP
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.265Please respect copyright.PENANAyoaRXOCSGJ
26. shoe size? - seven.265Please respect copyright.PENANAl54mO5KnOq
27. religion? - i'm not religious.265Please respect copyright.PENANApWBIdQRkQS
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.265Please respect copyright.PENANAjIeBYiSY5F
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...265Please respect copyright.PENANAunHgtmmMln
30. second chances? - it depends.265Please respect copyright.PENANAPZ5iC5DwRn
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.265Please respect copyright.PENANAcvmDaMl4of
32. abortion? - ew.265Please respect copyright.PENANAHLHHzl39SG
33. a death penalty? - ew.265Please respect copyright.PENANACYZiNX6AsX
34. marijuana? - i likes that.265Please respect copyright.PENANA6MjMUi7PgI
35. love? - what's love?265Please respect copyright.PENANAZzapLdNp3W
do you:265Please respect copyright.PENANANNdKaSlCwM
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.265Please respect copyright.PENANA1A0HaZcGgB
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3265Please respect copyright.PENANAtXywd5Y8YU