
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory471Please respect copyright.PENANAi4dZSCOd6X
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 471Please respect copyright.PENANARIpWmsGRgS
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.471Please respect copyright.PENANA1Iz2JpKQ5h
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?471Please respect copyright.PENANA9YRHZHlROD
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.471Please respect copyright.PENANAmCDGpUK7xg
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.471Please respect copyright.PENANApR6PK0b2BW
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.471Please respect copyright.PENANAwFN1pWmlP8
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.471Please respect copyright.PENANAgA0MLkvAvy
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?471Please respect copyright.PENANA5XzxPI4LHf
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.471Please respect copyright.PENANAf7dBjOsYau
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.471Please respect copyright.PENANACsvQCAR6EL
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.471Please respect copyright.PENANAU2PQN71eNq
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 471Please respect copyright.PENANAEHxrcDwRiv
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.471Please respect copyright.PENANA6WKp5smwac
girl bestie? - coco <3471Please respect copyright.PENANABgkogz20bR
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.471Please respect copyright.PENANAG7i19voifG
age? - seven years old.471Please respect copyright.PENANAwZvOM6rIAi
last person i texted? - idfk.471Please respect copyright.PENANAFp7NMBRpHK
last person i called? - probably my little brother.471Please respect copyright.PENANALYf9uPeOxV
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?471Please respect copyright.PENANAU6sNXC9vBb
random fact? - i like food.471Please respect copyright.PENANAqGSIQjJYt3
single or taken? - big, fat taken.471Please respect copyright.PENANAwsxGkPe9bG
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.471Please respect copyright.PENANAOWrUoIJ065
first kiss? - bitch wtf?471Please respect copyright.PENANAUP9d5bsn95
ever smoked? - nope.471Please respect copyright.PENANANafohGdXXW
ever done drugs? - nope~471Please respect copyright.PENANAb2AlaGcP3i
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.471Please respect copyright.PENANAi07CqsV9hF
longest relationship? - five and a half months.471Please respect copyright.PENANAcvf0SbwWE2
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.471Please respect copyright.PENANAEaZywA93xQ
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.471Please respect copyright.PENANAs19mjIIznz
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.471Please respect copyright.PENANALxtrOr68zb
obsession? - kpop.471Please respect copyright.PENANAgB3W0hWWmx
do you give second chances? - that depends.471Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7BEFF8AEk
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?471Please respect copyright.PENANA5nveuYlR9W
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.471Please respect copyright.PENANAmjy4X90pTk
day or night? - idk.471Please respect copyright.PENANAAxHKK8Q5R5
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.471Please respect copyright.PENANAguVVC3QG9t
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.471Please respect copyright.PENANA9RjGLA8sFF
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.471Please respect copyright.PENANAsmjWiHMnzf
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.471Please respect copyright.PENANABnAFGVFRvE
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.471Please respect copyright.PENANAzN8jeDSa9G
favourite movie(s)? - idk.471Please respect copyright.PENANA709vuKQSEK
current mood? - bored and tired.471Please respect copyright.PENANAXCSOhJyZnw
jealous of? - a lot of things.471Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4mSSDEIha
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.471Please respect copyright.PENANAQyMiVGVgMw
pets? - two dogs.471Please respect copyright.PENANArVWN02HJhk
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.471Please respect copyright.PENANAcZ6a9vters
favourite number? - seven.471Please respect copyright.PENANATerIeC2hRn
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.471Please respect copyright.PENANApKYlDpQWZ9
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.471Please respect copyright.PENANAMBcmxNPwVO
afraid of the dark? - yes.471Please respect copyright.PENANAamzDm1eAWQ
one wish? - to be happy for real.471Please respect copyright.PENANAnG0XFUR0Kq
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?471Please respect copyright.PENANA4EHDGS38bI
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.471Please respect copyright.PENANAulTzIedMwL
age? - i'm still seven years old.471Please respect copyright.PENANAowNGcPx78N
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.471Please respect copyright.PENANAARRNvkwpoA
something you hate about yourself? - my body.471Please respect copyright.PENANAr0iT6kXpe1
something you like about yourself? - idk.471Please respect copyright.PENANADFhXuAsCJT
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.471Please respect copyright.PENANAxZwThDOJq6
favourite band? - bts.471Please respect copyright.PENANAapf5giL0Gc
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!471Please respect copyright.PENANAFff3gBQpEV
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.471Please respect copyright.PENANAAVHEsH5pEJ
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.471Please respect copyright.PENANA3DgoiGOcrZ
girl crush? - emmi.471Please respect copyright.PENANAPqVYvn2AjW
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.471Please respect copyright.PENANAtkzdewDExF
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^471Please respect copyright.PENANA4b9QNsppwJ
talents? - singing.471Please respect copyright.PENANAo6D59ZBMKL
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.471Please respect copyright.PENANAp2XGlG5mhf
someone i love? - emmi.471Please respect copyright.PENANAAk5HBWblOP
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.471Please respect copyright.PENANAQncfpv7byI
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.471Please respect copyright.PENANA7VRj2NeIGg
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.471Please respect copyright.PENANAY7PgPQyMzN
favourite animal? - dogs.471Please respect copyright.PENANAAxYePOqg3M
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 471Please respect copyright.PENANAEcHvbRPrJP
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.471Please respect copyright.PENANAmr16VH7lNO
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.471Please respect copyright.PENANAiSWIUhjN0s
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.471Please respect copyright.PENANAT5VLAuxNNs
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.471Please respect copyright.PENANAPcJFfyC2sS
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 471Please respect copyright.PENANAq9uJVm9F0X
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.471Please respect copyright.PENANAU67GaWdisT
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.471Please respect copyright.PENANAsTBINEyzO6
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.471Please respect copyright.PENANAXqOP38FffW
country? - i don't live on earth. 471Please respect copyright.PENANAWXKE7wlVP1
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.471Please respect copyright.PENANAPowIpkXfoB
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.471Please respect copyright.PENANAoousD3pilO
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.471Please respect copyright.PENANABdIFMAErNr
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.471Please respect copyright.PENANA0b8sj0t2hG
country with your favourite accent? - australia.471Please respect copyright.PENANAFWrIT85OtM
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.471Please respect copyright.PENANAFI2cO2i4xX
dog or cat person? - both.471Please respect copyright.PENANAC8hOmzErmv
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.471Please respect copyright.PENANAIAP8yxxfXU
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.471Please respect copyright.PENANA2tkfYlrqhp
do you belive in God? - idk.471Please respect copyright.PENANAHxCXIR3aAU
single or taken? - taken.471Please respect copyright.PENANArCdVoy1r3Y
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*471Please respect copyright.PENANArfmwllzXX3
birthday year? - 1930.471Please respect copyright.PENANAjfJTv7XM84
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.471Please respect copyright.PENANAlitmEj9d61
age? - what's that?471Please respect copyright.PENANAJwDflEfSne
enthinicity? - african american.471Please respect copyright.PENANAUzuNCx4Yqy
tea or coffee? - neither.471Please respect copyright.PENANAFnXRqpw67J
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.471Please respect copyright.PENANAcpJ23Pr2wh
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*471Please respect copyright.PENANAyD5oQl77Qr
favourite food? - ice cream.471Please respect copyright.PENANA32aIPToMc3
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 471Please respect copyright.PENANAZgmjBBXdw0
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.471Please respect copyright.PENANAOuzV60EFOQ
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.471Please respect copyright.PENANAeGTxNKY7ep
favourite soda? - sprite.471Please respect copyright.PENANAXyTpUgmNfh
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.471Please respect copyright.PENANA2ktD3ypuRq
can you swim? - yes, wtf?471Please respect copyright.PENANAU3mkYzZhhP
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.471Please respect copyright.PENANARFOLYPJxxL
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.471Please respect copyright.PENANAgJrGUHFoB9
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.471Please respect copyright.PENANAhDnObLV7in
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.471Please respect copyright.PENANAMJERkMsPUV
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*471Please respect copyright.PENANAD8qlRNSmuT
apple or andriod? - apple.471Please respect copyright.PENANAmiQu5CF7jS
best dessert? - mochi.471Please respect copyright.PENANAlXTecCqfbk
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have you ever:471Please respect copyright.PENANAqReeTRKvwS
1. skipped class? - yes.471Please respect copyright.PENANAdSbLuLfOS2
2. done drugs? - no.471Please respect copyright.PENANAOG1zEPfmRx
3. self-harmed? - yes.471Please respect copyright.PENANApYA3KJE2jQ
4. drank? - no.471Please respect copyright.PENANAUZY1TWs6B8
5. shoplifted? - yes.471Please respect copyright.PENANA5QBuxsadoO
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.471Please respect copyright.PENANAQditXYb5QH
7. broken up with someone? - yes.471Please respect copyright.PENANA26LxaOBVp1
what's your favourite:471Please respect copyright.PENANA15CTCejDFG
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.471Please respect copyright.PENANAIIvorvbBkQ
9. movie? - break the silence.471Please respect copyright.PENANArZyxcPHM7h
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.471Please respect copyright.PENANArhIE31IOf1
11. artist? - bts.471Please respect copyright.PENANAk76DD1YD0I
12. singer or band? - bts.471Please respect copyright.PENANAvTHWXsAlzs
13. memory? - idk.471Please respect copyright.PENANAa59SMZE5ev
14. book? - the cruel prince.471Please respect copyright.PENANAD2vhrHARP9
this or that:471Please respect copyright.PENANAzc5TadcoAw
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.471Please respect copyright.PENANAuaxzv4F6wS
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.471Please respect copyright.PENANAuEV4hnzgAo
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.471Please respect copyright.PENANAru9BQ5BOFR
18. movies or books? - idk.471Please respect copyright.PENANAl0ugvFEPcs
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.471Please respect copyright.PENANAtkcDwDlG3B
20. blind of deaf? - blind.471Please respect copyright.PENANA9KYj0BedXf
21. tea or coffee? - neither.471Please respect copyright.PENANAVTRgqnHROT
what's your:471Please respect copyright.PENANABK6d12wW4y
22. age? - ninety-one.471Please respect copyright.PENANATkv6RIb1J6
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.471Please respect copyright.PENANACgXfoQkICp
24. height? - 4'11.471Please respect copyright.PENANAQovTdn440G
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.471Please respect copyright.PENANAbzBeFoyy3N
26. shoe size? - seven.471Please respect copyright.PENANAJ33zaoOf3L
27. religion? - i'm not religious.471Please respect copyright.PENANAn6MjTHCMGK
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.471Please respect copyright.PENANAJT39uOBHfw
opinion on: 471Please respect copyright.PENANAUUAJU6jBUF
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...471Please respect copyright.PENANAIoUV9dMJg8
30. second chances? - it depends.471Please respect copyright.PENANAZBARvIbfnj
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.471Please respect copyright.PENANAjCuVUwFcOI
32. abortion? - ew.471Please respect copyright.PENANA5cFV8KcoH7
33. a death penalty? - ew.471Please respect copyright.PENANAz9yETtgKgw
34. marijuana? - i likes that.471Please respect copyright.PENANAZQPhLlSQIc
35. love? - what's love?471Please respect copyright.PENANALKwKWdvLfS
do you:471Please respect copyright.PENANATYpDZ0OFWm
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.471Please respect copyright.PENANAwhf7I7V1c4
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3471Please respect copyright.PENANAVKp5gEALJs