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This is two entries from the contest Diarrhea8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vYZJczLPa 維尼

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A good while ago,8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgWTGmdsT7 維尼

I was seated, right here, in this very room,8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwyO7zOfKE 維尼

as my stomach gurgled.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO4vod2Q45 維尼

it moaned and complained, and thought I, 'Heavens, 8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEylyj0hdx 維尼

what an odd thing to occur'.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20PKedWxPr 維尼

Soon, I felt the funniest feeling - yet there was nothing amusing8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQWx0KxcdF 維尼

about what would hence take place.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCm6cEJDbB 維尼

You see, my friend, a good while ago,8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5HKgP0qV3 維尼

well, you see...8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8dWs2wU95 維尼

It hurts me to say, I cannot find respectable terms.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q41eo8lyb 維尼

Well, my buttocks exploded.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxaD9DHkPv 維尼

One, and I was sitting idly,8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUufJJ6efe 維尼

Two, and I was feeling a tad off,8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9IcY7Rzk1 維尼

Three- It was too late.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSEI3vvTKZ 維尼

So you understand, my friend8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FBxzbCkCA 維尼

I did truly have Diarrhea.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡITxFaNS5NS 維尼

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don't be a john8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZlRSJryho 維尼

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John - How come you weren't at bowling tonight? We missed you!8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkcAvmBBSi 維尼

Rose - Ah, John, so lovely to have you call me. Well, I was preoccupied you see...8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw7KS0AdBx 維尼

John - How so?8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNhNmQgrBe 維尼

Rose - I was just a little poorly John, let's leave it at that.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2hsK57TtF 維尼

John - Was it that nasty virus? Shouldn't you be isolating?8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhKnEYbq20 維尼

Rose - No, no, John it was something else...8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfJfNkW0la 維尼

John - Well, what then? My son is a doctor, you know, so perhaps I can help.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0mlKW2CtP 維尼

Rose - I had diarrhea, John, okay? Poop was squirting from my behind, okay?8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7rKAkePqe 維尼

John - Oh. You shouldn't told me.8964 copyright protection269ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ueDi6WXJs 維尼

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