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This is two entries from the contest Diarrhea8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFZzLapL1a 維尼

ye old poop poop8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDCsforePr 維尼

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A good while ago,8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHjwu5CSox 維尼

I was seated, right here, in this very room,8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j2v5CEu8J 維尼

as my stomach gurgled.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgERwxB5KI 維尼

it moaned and complained, and thought I, 'Heavens, 8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLUHv9XvK7 維尼

what an odd thing to occur'.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzOeO4Hu56 維尼

Soon, I felt the funniest feeling - yet there was nothing amusing8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMIN7hbzlP 維尼

about what would hence take place.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvpJi8AflV 維尼

You see, my friend, a good while ago,8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk99r06plw 維尼

well, you see...8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡercIv32ndi 維尼

It hurts me to say, I cannot find respectable terms.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUW7bmHxkr 維尼

Well, my buttocks exploded.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuxHFzETpg 維尼

One, and I was sitting idly,8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡnotAVC2Si6 維尼

Two, and I was feeling a tad off,8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMlGoz2Pye 維尼

Three- It was too late.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PnnDgrXfJ 維尼

So you understand, my friend8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNhKJXtxq0 維尼

I did truly have Diarrhea.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIeFDAQeMo 維尼

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don't be a john8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcLqhh7yEb 維尼

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John - How come you weren't at bowling tonight? We missed you!8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfwjN4ucg5 維尼

Rose - Ah, John, so lovely to have you call me. Well, I was preoccupied you see...8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM8FYo6Fxu 維尼

John - How so?8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvwWlRCB4e 維尼

Rose - I was just a little poorly John, let's leave it at that.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡKycDro7g9w 維尼

John - Was it that nasty virus? Shouldn't you be isolating?8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4GFbkRJQN 維尼

Rose - No, no, John it was something else...8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8M5t29yth 維尼

John - Well, what then? My son is a doctor, you know, so perhaps I can help.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfp7XlcRtK 維尼

Rose - I had diarrhea, John, okay? Poop was squirting from my behind, okay?8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpjf8GlA49 維尼

John - Oh. You shouldn't told me.8964 copyright protection278ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbafcbDWsM 維尼

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