陸sir聽到之後睥行我:「點解釋呀?」532Please respect copyright.PENANA6Y2hXQKSBj
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「喂,你係咪玩嘢呀?」我將個波射返俾唐夕嵐。532Please respect copyright.PENANAr5mPF48e9U
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「我而家問你呀!!你問佢做咩呀?!」532Please respect copyright.PENANA8p6rsvziUH
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「…和泉紗霧係我鍾意嗰個動漫角,好未?」我死死氣講。532Please respect copyright.PENANAdviMDbLnq9
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擾攘咗一輪,陸sir話我用字冇明顯性騷擾企圖,所以冇通知校長,只係叫我掉位坐算。532Please respect copyright.PENANAbNThZJVpfO
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之後,到我出去演講。532Please respect copyright.PENANArMvpr19QGw
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羅凱撒遞個咪俾我,示意我開始。532Please respect copyright.PENANAHz4LUPhD4D
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我清吓喉嚨,原本諗住棒讀自己份政綱就算。532Please respect copyright.PENANAnYCP8H3ciV
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不過頭先俾唐夕嵐咁樣跣一跣,唔報吓仇硬係有啲唔gur。532Please respect copyright.PENANAs00REFfREu
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所以,我將原來份講稿飛落地下:「我地要革新!」532Please respect copyright.PENANAm3UEIJAVPc
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在場每一對眼都望住我。532Please respect copyright.PENANAebFHaBLwVt
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「舊時代嘅政綱已經係過去嘅遺物!21世紀嘅學生唔再需要嗰堆用唔著嘅購物優惠!更加唔需要乜嘢文具雨具借用服務!」532Please respect copyright.PENANAsFaggU8Vh0
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我感受到來自唐夕嵐嘅怒視目光。532Please respect copyright.PENANAI2z1rMD54R
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望住佢呢個樣,我更加意氣高昂:「我地需要嘅係一個打破舊有風格嘅校園,所以我當選學生會之後,會建議學校將插畫同輕小說創作列做必修科!仲有!將全校鐘聲改做和泉紗霧角色歌!仲有!將全校嘅PE褸換做和泉紗霧同款!最重要係!全校女同學返學都要cosplay和泉紗霧!」532Please respect copyright.PENANAufJJHcGb70
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講完之後,全場靜咗幾秒。532Please respect copyright.PENANAKkHcDIWVHC
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除咗小悠依然一臉雀躍(佢由聽到我話將鐘聲換做和泉紗霧角色歌開始已經雙眼發光),現任學生會成員、陸sir、杜朋也同唐夕嵐不約而同地用一副「你做乜鳩阿」嘅表情望住我。532Please respect copyright.PENANAMTaP8UgDte
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「…多謝。」一陣尷尬油然而生,我趕快向大家鞠躬,然後返埋位。532Please respect copyright.PENANABJgWdt77jt
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「咳、高同學嘅演講內容我就不予置評,不過技巧上有以下幾點注意…」陸sir開始評論我頭先表現。532Please respect copyright.PENANAtbyiKN8zC4
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但呢一刻嘅我,已經冇心機聽。532Please respect copyright.PENANAgUpatHCCd7
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我頭先做咗啲咩蠢事!!!!!!!!!!532Please respect copyright.PENANAXb1jfWOvzS
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我居然當住學生會同老師面前sell個九唔搭八政綱!!!!!532Please respect copyright.PENANAU30k2fLHYw
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我吐出一口代表社會性死亡嘅嘆息,將頭重重落喺眼前嘅長枱上。532Please respect copyright.PENANA0yRu0o0ucL
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直到唔知幾時,羅凱撒宣佈解散:「多謝四位同學參與今次『學長學妹計劃』嘅試行版,為咗了解同學對呢個計劃嘅意見,稍後我地會派問卷俾大家做。」532Please respect copyright.PENANAOyz0AfF8Iw
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呼——終於完,終於唔使再見到唐夕嵐,呢個搞到我暴走嘅虛假初中生。532Please respect copyright.PENANAFV4BCw5us7
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我快手執好書包,狗衝出學生會室。532Please respect copyright.PENANAqbLsF9wUbc
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「阿帆!」小悠追咗上嚟。532Please respect copyright.PENANA07RIiZ43KD
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「…快啲行,我想返屋企摺埋。」以沖淡頭先嗰段已經烙印喺我中學生涯嘅黑歷史。532Please respect copyright.PENANA3w5gFHG230
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我拉起小悠隻手,想迅速逃離呢個尷尬現場。532Please respect copyright.PENANAsh6HJF95N4
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點知佢話:「唔係呀!我嚟係想同你講,今日你自己返去先,我約咗朋也去車站前面買布甸食。」532Please respect copyright.PENANAzDArq8ysW1
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「…布甸?」532Please respect copyright.PENANAB1Ix4RtqtT
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「嗯!今日買一送一!」532Please respect copyright.PENANA8EVoJYcjh9
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呢個時候杜朋也出嚟,用隻又肥又粗嘅手抆住小悠衫尾:「我地行未呀?」532Please respect copyright.PENANAwTNco8fpHq
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「行啦行啦!再唔行就賣晒架喇!拜拜阿帆!」小悠好快同我揮手。532Please respect copyright.PENANABZKB171dhe
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之後,兩條友哼住團子大家族,跳吓彈吓咁走咗。532Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0YdH34mvq
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…有異性(仲要係肥仔)冇人性。532Please respect copyright.PENANABn6w7TzdAA
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準備踏上孤獨嘅旅途時,一陣雜亂腳步聲從後追上。532Please respect copyright.PENANAerISosQso0
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我轉身一睇,係憤怒值處於臨界點嘅唐夕嵐。532Please respect copyright.PENANA92GUgta0jU