有看過特殊傳說第一部第七集跟第八集的人都知道,Atlantis的販賣機有那麼一點點的異於其他機……好吧,也許不是一點點。11Please respect copyright.PENANArmbya5o9LB
11Please respect copyright.PENANAKlQ4YbTx4Y
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。11Please respect copyright.PENANADitpfuZvvg
11Please respect copyright.PENANAEAJvMrMOMW
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。11Please respect copyright.PENANAIi2DTLJyxC
11Please respect copyright.PENANAVOqnBWaHHf
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!11Please respect copyright.PENANAT06k5aqHA4
11Please respect copyright.PENANAx6N7UGQsnF
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!11Please respect copyright.PENANAmyJ6Jw2ibB
11Please respect copyright.PENANA7C6BXfp7ab
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。11Please respect copyright.PENANAIKAR7xZNJ8
11Please respect copyright.PENANAEDjW896LT9
11Please respect copyright.PENANAVvnsBVKvQ2
* * *11Please respect copyright.PENANAq6s7Mj0j9L
11Please respect copyright.PENANAeAFrYGADER
11Please respect copyright.PENANAlGswOloIth
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。11Please respect copyright.PENANAbHyb00PPFs
11Please respect copyright.PENANAs2Tr98co9v
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!11Please respect copyright.PENANA6yYcWNifMo
11Please respect copyright.PENANAkPSnXtm5Yl
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。11Please respect copyright.PENANANLMQ7qmpGF
11Please respect copyright.PENANA6iukO5mSEM
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。11Please respect copyright.PENANAugh6IiaRX0
11Please respect copyright.PENANArZ8nQd2273
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。11Please respect copyright.PENANA2CO8pLB8Jq
11Please respect copyright.PENANAf9VvlyPjdb
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。11Please respect copyright.PENANAtzd7txvlJx
11Please respect copyright.PENANAjY1xCQx4wv
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。11Please respect copyright.PENANAM6ZVMzOx7l
11Please respect copyright.PENANAod4xle5aO1
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。11Please respect copyright.PENANAzWRARpwY8d
11Please respect copyright.PENANAbCXHUmuffV
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。11Please respect copyright.PENANAO78bTanGAt
11Please respect copyright.PENANA4nDOXslLiZ
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。11Please respect copyright.PENANAO4swuYm4Ba
11Please respect copyright.PENANAzdw9PNeCup
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。11Please respect copyright.PENANAUZntY4Xy4l
11Please respect copyright.PENANA1MrT5gYaIR
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。11Please respect copyright.PENANA6alvaI7ayV
11Please respect copyright.PENANAjoruopq4ID
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。11Please respect copyright.PENANAF9A4o8ryZI
11Please respect copyright.PENANAC3JRjYpDeU
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?11Please respect copyright.PENANAA5oYKQsxoM
11Please respect copyright.PENANAEMKzKQH04q
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。11Please respect copyright.PENANAgS29O41VHW
11Please respect copyright.PENANAwbDWHrjeDM
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!11Please respect copyright.PENANAYKNsx3PDk4
11Please respect copyright.PENANAapdjmytH8y
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!11Please respect copyright.PENANAuLCQHIX0Rx
11Please respect copyright.PENANAaVWrXNRcDT
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……11Please respect copyright.PENANANZvqIf7b0N
11Please respect copyright.PENANAXlDQSGQ1rz
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。11Please respect copyright.PENANAfveA8KLJg8
11Please respect copyright.PENANAXm5k7hvXyJ
11Please respect copyright.PENANAOPg1fB213J
11Please respect copyright.PENANApun5CtgHBw
11Please respect copyright.PENANAqNXxMK5TCR
11Please respect copyright.PENANAAE9EvU9Gae
他還活著。11Please respect copyright.PENANAg6dXpwXmmH
11Please respect copyright.PENANAkg2YTBBKFE
──To be, or not to be……11Please respect copyright.PENANAdDWNJYfqsD
11Please respect copyright.PENANAWT0h2VgkdQ
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。11Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ3FL34t8Z
11Please respect copyright.PENANAipPBA9fVWF
To be, or not to be; that is the question:11Please respect copyright.PENANAoWGus2dBHx
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)11Please respect copyright.PENANAQCIRL39978
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer11Please respect copyright.PENANAEK9Xhk9mVF
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)11Please respect copyright.PENANAvIKyEkpj8N
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,11Please respect copyright.PENANAHonfsVleLK
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)11Please respect copyright.PENANA8azd0fXABM
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,11Please respect copyright.PENANAZE0u3SfVEG
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)11Please respect copyright.PENANAUAp6twOYHE
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)11Please respect copyright.PENANAVb5GXtieLR
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)11Please respect copyright.PENANAUC8FzzpxoW
11Please respect copyright.PENANAX0u9o8ocCK
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?11Please respect copyright.PENANA06f7fJUUt2
11Please respect copyright.PENANAd8DhGypt0B
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。11Please respect copyright.PENANAGfJ8xD4Vuo
11Please respect copyright.PENANAl634q3jWlT
最後……11Please respect copyright.PENANAspjeadPm3A
11Please respect copyright.PENANALpdRZ7AwJA
11Please respect copyright.PENANA11knLtokmB
11Please respect copyright.PENANA7vwl0DFGQc
11Please respect copyright.PENANA6eiRxgs0Fz
11Please respect copyright.PENANAQjhvHuOytm
11Please respect copyright.PENANATNgXS0hHBb
11Please respect copyright.PENANAF0ioRyovwf
11Please respect copyright.PENANAOm2mW4jS1g
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAviIuTkuXkk
11Please respect copyright.PENANAo64s9GCHkC
11Please respect copyright.PENANARL0HpPxygl
11Please respect copyright.PENANAWYxtSecL3G
11Please respect copyright.PENANAmNnIsz77xT
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~11Please respect copyright.PENANAoi1e928CL2
11Please respect copyright.PENANA019NMyCG86
11Please respect copyright.PENANA0hZUHXjjv8
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ11Please respect copyright.PENANAYHTeq0SLfM
11Please respect copyright.PENANADjFf8BrI9t
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ11Please respect copyright.PENANA18dezZw0Pn
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD
ns216.73.216.30da2 11Please respect copyright.PENANAKlQ4YbTx4Y
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。11Please respect copyright.PENANADitpfuZvvg
11Please respect copyright.PENANAEAJvMrMOMW
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。11Please respect copyright.PENANAIi2DTLJyxC
11Please respect copyright.PENANAVOqnBWaHHf
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!11Please respect copyright.PENANAT06k5aqHA4
11Please respect copyright.PENANAx6N7UGQsnF
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!11Please respect copyright.PENANAmyJ6Jw2ibB
11Please respect copyright.PENANA7C6BXfp7ab
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。11Please respect copyright.PENANAIKAR7xZNJ8
11Please respect copyright.PENANAEDjW896LT9
11Please respect copyright.PENANAVvnsBVKvQ2
* * *11Please respect copyright.PENANAq6s7Mj0j9L
11Please respect copyright.PENANAeAFrYGADER
11Please respect copyright.PENANAlGswOloIth
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。11Please respect copyright.PENANAbHyb00PPFs
11Please respect copyright.PENANAs2Tr98co9v
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!11Please respect copyright.PENANA6yYcWNifMo
11Please respect copyright.PENANAkPSnXtm5Yl
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。11Please respect copyright.PENANANLMQ7qmpGF
11Please respect copyright.PENANA6iukO5mSEM
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。11Please respect copyright.PENANAugh6IiaRX0
11Please respect copyright.PENANArZ8nQd2273
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。11Please respect copyright.PENANA2CO8pLB8Jq
11Please respect copyright.PENANAf9VvlyPjdb
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。11Please respect copyright.PENANAtzd7txvlJx
11Please respect copyright.PENANAjY1xCQx4wv
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。11Please respect copyright.PENANAM6ZVMzOx7l
11Please respect copyright.PENANAod4xle5aO1
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。11Please respect copyright.PENANAzWRARpwY8d
11Please respect copyright.PENANAbCXHUmuffV
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。11Please respect copyright.PENANAO78bTanGAt
11Please respect copyright.PENANA4nDOXslLiZ
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。11Please respect copyright.PENANAO4swuYm4Ba
11Please respect copyright.PENANAzdw9PNeCup
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。11Please respect copyright.PENANAUZntY4Xy4l
11Please respect copyright.PENANA1MrT5gYaIR
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。11Please respect copyright.PENANA6alvaI7ayV
11Please respect copyright.PENANAjoruopq4ID
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。11Please respect copyright.PENANAF9A4o8ryZI
11Please respect copyright.PENANAC3JRjYpDeU
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?11Please respect copyright.PENANAA5oYKQsxoM
11Please respect copyright.PENANAEMKzKQH04q
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。11Please respect copyright.PENANAgS29O41VHW
11Please respect copyright.PENANAwbDWHrjeDM
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!11Please respect copyright.PENANAYKNsx3PDk4
11Please respect copyright.PENANAapdjmytH8y
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!11Please respect copyright.PENANAuLCQHIX0Rx
11Please respect copyright.PENANAaVWrXNRcDT
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……11Please respect copyright.PENANANZvqIf7b0N
11Please respect copyright.PENANAXlDQSGQ1rz
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。11Please respect copyright.PENANAfveA8KLJg8
11Please respect copyright.PENANAXm5k7hvXyJ
11Please respect copyright.PENANAOPg1fB213J
11Please respect copyright.PENANApun5CtgHBw
11Please respect copyright.PENANAqNXxMK5TCR
11Please respect copyright.PENANAAE9EvU9Gae
他還活著。11Please respect copyright.PENANAg6dXpwXmmH
11Please respect copyright.PENANAkg2YTBBKFE
──To be, or not to be……11Please respect copyright.PENANAdDWNJYfqsD
11Please respect copyright.PENANAWT0h2VgkdQ
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。11Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ3FL34t8Z
11Please respect copyright.PENANAipPBA9fVWF
To be, or not to be; that is the question:11Please respect copyright.PENANAoWGus2dBHx
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)11Please respect copyright.PENANAQCIRL39978
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer11Please respect copyright.PENANAEK9Xhk9mVF
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)11Please respect copyright.PENANAvIKyEkpj8N
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,11Please respect copyright.PENANAHonfsVleLK
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)11Please respect copyright.PENANA8azd0fXABM
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,11Please respect copyright.PENANAZE0u3SfVEG
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)11Please respect copyright.PENANAUAp6twOYHE
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)11Please respect copyright.PENANAVb5GXtieLR
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)11Please respect copyright.PENANAUC8FzzpxoW
11Please respect copyright.PENANAX0u9o8ocCK
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?11Please respect copyright.PENANA06f7fJUUt2
11Please respect copyright.PENANAd8DhGypt0B
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。11Please respect copyright.PENANAGfJ8xD4Vuo
11Please respect copyright.PENANAl634q3jWlT
最後……11Please respect copyright.PENANAspjeadPm3A
11Please respect copyright.PENANALpdRZ7AwJA
11Please respect copyright.PENANA11knLtokmB
11Please respect copyright.PENANA7vwl0DFGQc
11Please respect copyright.PENANA6eiRxgs0Fz
11Please respect copyright.PENANAQjhvHuOytm
11Please respect copyright.PENANATNgXS0hHBb
11Please respect copyright.PENANAF0ioRyovwf
11Please respect copyright.PENANAOm2mW4jS1g
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAviIuTkuXkk
11Please respect copyright.PENANAo64s9GCHkC
11Please respect copyright.PENANARL0HpPxygl
11Please respect copyright.PENANAWYxtSecL3G
11Please respect copyright.PENANAmNnIsz77xT
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~11Please respect copyright.PENANAoi1e928CL2
11Please respect copyright.PENANA019NMyCG86
11Please respect copyright.PENANA0hZUHXjjv8
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ11Please respect copyright.PENANAYHTeq0SLfM
11Please respect copyright.PENANADjFf8BrI9t
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ11Please respect copyright.PENANA18dezZw0Pn
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD