有看過特殊傳說第一部第七集跟第八集的人都知道,Atlantis的販賣機有那麼一點點的異於其他機……好吧,也許不是一點點。10Please respect copyright.PENANAKFgqrtacIU
10Please respect copyright.PENANArYsNYCTpww
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。10Please respect copyright.PENANAEkrRlEsK2F
10Please respect copyright.PENANADeeRJyQcSa
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。10Please respect copyright.PENANASIOP26oJ9b
10Please respect copyright.PENANA3hy2ltohzf
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!10Please respect copyright.PENANALfTNPk0kMY
10Please respect copyright.PENANAwSn2zTT3fH
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!10Please respect copyright.PENANA9D3UaiImQM
10Please respect copyright.PENANAvZBRKw3Yr2
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。10Please respect copyright.PENANAHDxYxH9oSw
10Please respect copyright.PENANA6WeBfnmpJ5
10Please respect copyright.PENANADvTQpLYr5o
* * *10Please respect copyright.PENANAnHGwex6pnR
10Please respect copyright.PENANAWhC8JA0Ucr
10Please respect copyright.PENANAuIxPoXaG01
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。10Please respect copyright.PENANAgcbkrpiAab
10Please respect copyright.PENANAM7IZD2Fq9y
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!10Please respect copyright.PENANAp5YcbipSdq
10Please respect copyright.PENANA1rHsnfbAQF
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。10Please respect copyright.PENANAJCBZF8A5G3
10Please respect copyright.PENANAhOLvMxaUg2
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。10Please respect copyright.PENANACq4VM9sLbu
10Please respect copyright.PENANAofx6Dea3kG
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。10Please respect copyright.PENANAZAARDFOhZH
10Please respect copyright.PENANA9Y7OMjwwcs
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。10Please respect copyright.PENANAxi501wmJ2D
10Please respect copyright.PENANAe0v2gtAXmI
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。10Please respect copyright.PENANAcKbmXd0tLQ
10Please respect copyright.PENANAt6Er0d6EAE
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。10Please respect copyright.PENANAlQyVsu5VQL
10Please respect copyright.PENANAyqx9EsVPAQ
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。10Please respect copyright.PENANAB7ia92xrcB
10Please respect copyright.PENANAxmswqpb81m
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。10Please respect copyright.PENANAVPZvWiu0xw
10Please respect copyright.PENANASf7AvSHAs0
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。10Please respect copyright.PENANAtshFGsE1Mr
10Please respect copyright.PENANAtAXCzPpSZL
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。10Please respect copyright.PENANA9S7JRevGhg
10Please respect copyright.PENANAY80jicLAe8
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。10Please respect copyright.PENANAnvixUZ6Vpn
10Please respect copyright.PENANAfnJL1Lh8P7
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?10Please respect copyright.PENANAGuSOfWdoSz
10Please respect copyright.PENANACqF91s2Xo9
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。10Please respect copyright.PENANA8jQQLEJUqm
10Please respect copyright.PENANAryDwLAMl69
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!10Please respect copyright.PENANAKr3WP0SRJj
10Please respect copyright.PENANAYuQwcP350W
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!10Please respect copyright.PENANAAjvgHuyrfz
10Please respect copyright.PENANAcN63Bw2QoW
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……10Please respect copyright.PENANAuxFXsWRJGp
10Please respect copyright.PENANAv6u7RwtJcV
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。10Please respect copyright.PENANAmZu7wYW49A
10Please respect copyright.PENANAIfiLMabe16
10Please respect copyright.PENANANrQe8szfB4
10Please respect copyright.PENANAsaGlLW9oYe
10Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8LIVrFMWw
10Please respect copyright.PENANAzGbSMnWGk1
他還活著。10Please respect copyright.PENANANthnA626sM
10Please respect copyright.PENANATXdq0pS9yw
──To be, or not to be……10Please respect copyright.PENANAZnri2W5tDX
10Please respect copyright.PENANAGly3QfTaFU
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。10Please respect copyright.PENANANofUwdfUJA
10Please respect copyright.PENANAXEQMEb4A0C
To be, or not to be; that is the question:10Please respect copyright.PENANAjvmoXJBUDV
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)10Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZcDhm34gQ
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer10Please respect copyright.PENANApNNWT4JMiH
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)10Please respect copyright.PENANA2r8KBArdbX
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,10Please respect copyright.PENANAuF3ENkatXz
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)10Please respect copyright.PENANA2xPSiNvcBy
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,10Please respect copyright.PENANA4MsYQaBKUq
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)10Please respect copyright.PENANAWQRwm8CaCb
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)10Please respect copyright.PENANARmHsREgsx6
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)10Please respect copyright.PENANAOYBtlXitah
10Please respect copyright.PENANAHYMkmzSnlz
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?10Please respect copyright.PENANAfkJwCIJLsB
10Please respect copyright.PENANApk50hTZyoH
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。10Please respect copyright.PENANAeAkxXHfWZ0
10Please respect copyright.PENANA4bg1Fh17E1
最後……10Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1zW1el4cB
10Please respect copyright.PENANA7LtR37XJU4
10Please respect copyright.PENANAnlw4xnWZfR
10Please respect copyright.PENANAAyHAJU4MHX
10Please respect copyright.PENANAvShiDzYZDG
10Please respect copyright.PENANAuPTLepFFLj
10Please respect copyright.PENANAb2ywahTZ24
10Please respect copyright.PENANAQtCFrOQhsE
10Please respect copyright.PENANAGZIJ0o3aLE
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」10Please respect copyright.PENANABTt1aERpX0
10Please respect copyright.PENANAZbrrV3Luxi
10Please respect copyright.PENANAbCRg7Jc2NH
10Please respect copyright.PENANAQYZfPkxBLL
10Please respect copyright.PENANAs8ZQcYJSEm
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~10Please respect copyright.PENANAwnmSd2WlH3
10Please respect copyright.PENANAwxdu1GkwRd
10Please respect copyright.PENANAwqcqDElotm
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ10Please respect copyright.PENANAYXW6VY3tLH
10Please respect copyright.PENANAeiguz7QMXt
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ10Please respect copyright.PENANAnoKEAPOJJw
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD
ns216.73.216.192da2 10Please respect copyright.PENANArYsNYCTpww
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。10Please respect copyright.PENANAEkrRlEsK2F
10Please respect copyright.PENANADeeRJyQcSa
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。10Please respect copyright.PENANASIOP26oJ9b
10Please respect copyright.PENANA3hy2ltohzf
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!10Please respect copyright.PENANALfTNPk0kMY
10Please respect copyright.PENANAwSn2zTT3fH
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!10Please respect copyright.PENANA9D3UaiImQM
10Please respect copyright.PENANAvZBRKw3Yr2
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。10Please respect copyright.PENANAHDxYxH9oSw
10Please respect copyright.PENANA6WeBfnmpJ5
10Please respect copyright.PENANADvTQpLYr5o
* * *10Please respect copyright.PENANAnHGwex6pnR
10Please respect copyright.PENANAWhC8JA0Ucr
10Please respect copyright.PENANAuIxPoXaG01
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。10Please respect copyright.PENANAgcbkrpiAab
10Please respect copyright.PENANAM7IZD2Fq9y
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!10Please respect copyright.PENANAp5YcbipSdq
10Please respect copyright.PENANA1rHsnfbAQF
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。10Please respect copyright.PENANAJCBZF8A5G3
10Please respect copyright.PENANAhOLvMxaUg2
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。10Please respect copyright.PENANACq4VM9sLbu
10Please respect copyright.PENANAofx6Dea3kG
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。10Please respect copyright.PENANAZAARDFOhZH
10Please respect copyright.PENANA9Y7OMjwwcs
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。10Please respect copyright.PENANAxi501wmJ2D
10Please respect copyright.PENANAe0v2gtAXmI
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。10Please respect copyright.PENANAcKbmXd0tLQ
10Please respect copyright.PENANAt6Er0d6EAE
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。10Please respect copyright.PENANAlQyVsu5VQL
10Please respect copyright.PENANAyqx9EsVPAQ
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。10Please respect copyright.PENANAB7ia92xrcB
10Please respect copyright.PENANAxmswqpb81m
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。10Please respect copyright.PENANAVPZvWiu0xw
10Please respect copyright.PENANASf7AvSHAs0
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。10Please respect copyright.PENANAtshFGsE1Mr
10Please respect copyright.PENANAtAXCzPpSZL
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。10Please respect copyright.PENANA9S7JRevGhg
10Please respect copyright.PENANAY80jicLAe8
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。10Please respect copyright.PENANAnvixUZ6Vpn
10Please respect copyright.PENANAfnJL1Lh8P7
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?10Please respect copyright.PENANAGuSOfWdoSz
10Please respect copyright.PENANACqF91s2Xo9
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。10Please respect copyright.PENANA8jQQLEJUqm
10Please respect copyright.PENANAryDwLAMl69
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!10Please respect copyright.PENANAKr3WP0SRJj
10Please respect copyright.PENANAYuQwcP350W
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!10Please respect copyright.PENANAAjvgHuyrfz
10Please respect copyright.PENANAcN63Bw2QoW
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……10Please respect copyright.PENANAuxFXsWRJGp
10Please respect copyright.PENANAv6u7RwtJcV
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。10Please respect copyright.PENANAmZu7wYW49A
10Please respect copyright.PENANAIfiLMabe16
10Please respect copyright.PENANANrQe8szfB4
10Please respect copyright.PENANAsaGlLW9oYe
10Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8LIVrFMWw
10Please respect copyright.PENANAzGbSMnWGk1
他還活著。10Please respect copyright.PENANANthnA626sM
10Please respect copyright.PENANATXdq0pS9yw
──To be, or not to be……10Please respect copyright.PENANAZnri2W5tDX
10Please respect copyright.PENANAGly3QfTaFU
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。10Please respect copyright.PENANANofUwdfUJA
10Please respect copyright.PENANAXEQMEb4A0C
To be, or not to be; that is the question:10Please respect copyright.PENANAjvmoXJBUDV
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)10Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZcDhm34gQ
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer10Please respect copyright.PENANApNNWT4JMiH
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)10Please respect copyright.PENANA2r8KBArdbX
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,10Please respect copyright.PENANAuF3ENkatXz
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)10Please respect copyright.PENANA2xPSiNvcBy
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,10Please respect copyright.PENANA4MsYQaBKUq
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)10Please respect copyright.PENANAWQRwm8CaCb
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)10Please respect copyright.PENANARmHsREgsx6
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)10Please respect copyright.PENANAOYBtlXitah
10Please respect copyright.PENANAHYMkmzSnlz
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?10Please respect copyright.PENANAfkJwCIJLsB
10Please respect copyright.PENANApk50hTZyoH
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。10Please respect copyright.PENANAeAkxXHfWZ0
10Please respect copyright.PENANA4bg1Fh17E1
最後……10Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1zW1el4cB
10Please respect copyright.PENANA7LtR37XJU4
10Please respect copyright.PENANAnlw4xnWZfR
10Please respect copyright.PENANAAyHAJU4MHX
10Please respect copyright.PENANAvShiDzYZDG
10Please respect copyright.PENANAuPTLepFFLj
10Please respect copyright.PENANAb2ywahTZ24
10Please respect copyright.PENANAQtCFrOQhsE
10Please respect copyright.PENANAGZIJ0o3aLE
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」10Please respect copyright.PENANABTt1aERpX0
10Please respect copyright.PENANAZbrrV3Luxi
10Please respect copyright.PENANAbCRg7Jc2NH
10Please respect copyright.PENANAQYZfPkxBLL
10Please respect copyright.PENANAs8ZQcYJSEm
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~10Please respect copyright.PENANAwnmSd2WlH3
10Please respect copyright.PENANAwxdu1GkwRd
10Please respect copyright.PENANAwqcqDElotm
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ10Please respect copyright.PENANAYXW6VY3tLH
10Please respect copyright.PENANAeiguz7QMXt
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ10Please respect copyright.PENANAnoKEAPOJJw
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD