可能會發出雷射激光的傢伙？不會吧...莫非...不可能......9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYfxQmuUNq
近藤腦海中清楚浮現了突然出現的，發射出光束的情敵的樣貌。毫無疑問，頭號嫌疑犯就是他了，證據確鑿。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKPuRdXiUd
但那可是阿妙小姐和新八君的大哥啊。他們盼望了這麼多年，終於歸來的可說是親人的存在。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZIXVke1Ar
怎麼忍心再次剝奪掉這份溫暖。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABGhBBMtys
但這可是關係到地球存亡的大事，天平該歪向哪哩，不是再清楚不過了嗎。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ORyAQSljF
但是...但是......阿妙小姐她......9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGSVJdL7Ed
近藤心裡一片混亂，他抬眼看向信賴的副手土方十四郎。真選組倚賴的智將一如往常的，與總悟感情很好的打打鬧鬧。這樣的大事，得跟十四討論才行吧。近藤深知自己不夠聰明，有事情要定奪總是與心腹們再三討論推演才裁定。但這次他卻陷入了掙扎，連開口都感到困難，因為一旦說了，結局就明擺在那裡了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjkzfxr7ys
「咦，老闆，你怎麼突然來了？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWWvntDhw6
近藤心一驚，阿妙小姐與新八君的現任大哥萬事屋老闆沉著臉，站在他的跟前。該不會要殺他滅口好保護尾美一吧...老實說與萬事屋對上，他真的覺得沒什麼勝算啊。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu4MUG1c67
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「節骨眼上你來幹麻，想妨礙搜查被我砍嗎？」土方煩躁的說。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAbWZliYko
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「那可真是不巧，我就是來妨礙你們的。能不能麻煩警察大人們晚點再出勤啊？老實說你們的目標正在我那裡，等我親切的跟他掏心掏肺聊個小天，開心話別再跟你們走也不遲吧？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqoeYrkgcU
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「怎麼可能啊你這混蛋？星際波動激光炮在哪裡？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmqHHjN8pQ
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「如果他只是個行動激光炮，我還需要這麼麻煩嗎。」萬事屋輕輕的嘆了口氣，眼底盡是絕決的神色。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj78FWsKhJT
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眼前的傢伙把手搭上了腰側的刀，近藤繃緊了神經，而後被眼前的景象驚懾的大腦一片空白。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcCDcsoo4g
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這個男人，是個狡猾的老油條，流裡流氣輕浮的痞子，輕飄飄滑溜溜無論何時都遊刃有餘，作風惡劣總是在胡鬧，而靠著強悍如鬼神的劍術總能讓他隨性而為，讓人毫無辦法十萬分氣人的混帳。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLphEsxVLZr
就是這樣一個傢伙，收起了玩世不恭的表情，丟下武器，跪伏下去，俯下那顆高傲的頭，露出白皙而脆弱的後頸。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeufN7rNx0D
現場死一般靜寂，錯愕實在不足以形容，而是震撼。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr0LcXxVgk
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「老闆，你幹什麼啊還不快起來...再不起來我就要拍照了喔會很難看喔老闆，」靜默中近藤聽到總悟的聲音微微顫抖，「看啊我拍下來了，再不起來我就要把照片轉發出去囉...所以你還在幹麻啊老闆？！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejeiN67esK
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「給我一點時間，我會想辦法活捉尾美一...幫我保護新八他們，拜託你們了。」男人低聲下氣的語氣，無端讓人忿怒起來。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVulDVpKs6
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近藤一個箭步衝上前將人硬拽起來，土方也同時間行動，直接揪住萬事屋老闆的領口甩個兩甩暴吼：「你小子有話不能直接說嗎？！難道我們是那種不近人情的警察嗎混帳東西！？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2gt7blYRf
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「如果不近人情我還會來拜託你們嗎？所以這是答應了的意思對吧？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZqtkKfsRG
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「對個屁啊白痴！」土方抽下領巾，粗魯的擦拭那張沾了塵土的臉。「你拿什麼跟人家比？木刀對光束砲？如果有萬一呢？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z5mKNeDC2
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「你們可以拿我的頭交差。」萬事屋說的認真，被土方從頭巴下去。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb7drMRo0a
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「不是這個萬一！是如果你──」土方滿臉憤恨卻說不下去了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIfiNmmLtp
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「萬事屋你何必如此...」為何這麼輕易放下尊嚴...近藤驀地回想起與這個人的第一次見面，他耍了小手段讓自己輸了一場原本以為是武士間較量的對決。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPmJ5qf42B
他忘了，這個男人並不在意別人怎摩看待自己。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaSbxua9Q5
是個為了保護些什麼願意放棄一切的，超級笨蛋。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hwQ6cMKcR
卻是個讓人折服的笨蛋。在地球與心儀女人面前，近藤甩開了掙扎。「所以你之後的計劃是？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgAQ6JNU14
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「當然是跟銀河劍聖單挑啊。但新八他們不能在旁邊，拜託你們...」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5QYpvOGeH
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近藤打斷他的話，「保護善良市民的人身安全這不是理所當然的嗎？但我們還能做的更多。我們能趁著你跟尾美一對戰的時候監聽通訊測算出母艦地標展開突襲，從而阻止光束炮。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMoAVxmhFv
他滿意的看到萬事屋驚訝的傻愣表情，「別低估了真選組，混帳。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5nK7XcDpV
聽到雜亂的腳步聲，近藤看向屯所門口。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SMRKRxHWu
是集結的柳生一族。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKneQUcWTT0
他笑起來，看向為首的九兵衛，對方朝他點了點頭，其意不言而喻。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QCy0U6jvp
兩個迷惘的情敵，藉由同一個到處向人低頭的大哥站在了一起。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9WKG0SnNY
他們看向那個在場的第三名大將，「去吧。尾美一的半身，就由我們天堂無心光劍流收下了。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNJtQNYNmM
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可不是只有你不懂得放棄啊，坂田塾頭。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpPK0uzjEh
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身體好重。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmRMzz6Hbr
上個月被捅破的肚子差不多補好了，理當不會這麼頭昏目眩才是啊...銀時奮力撐起有些發熱的身軀，覺得哪裡怪怪的。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQd0VVWfrY
也許是感冒了吧，他想。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaeLgfLvuh
昏沉沉摸向已經癒合的傷處，咦！別說疤痕，老子的八塊腹肌怎麼不見了！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhxqFx3rVv
銀時驚嚇的掀開被子，腹肌就算了，毛呢...?昨天還在的啊？！連小兄弟都變成小豆丁了！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7FOGuPzTL
他混亂了三秒，盯著太大而滑掉的褲子感到似曾相識，不會吧...為什麼自己又退化成還沒長毛的小鬼！事情都過多久了，這馬後炮會不會太遲？腦袋空白的打開臥室房門，客廳裏三個腦袋唰唰唰齊齊看向他。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbAUpvei5o
當下銀時超想罵髒話的，用他被時光洪流沖走的捲捲毛打賭，這次變小，那三個眼睛亮晶晶的混蛋們一定全都有份！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrQGNNHo4f
「你們兩個搞什麼鬼，給我把解藥吐出來！立刻！不對應該要跟你要，那邊那個私闖民宅的稅金小偷，你又想幹麻？還帶壞我家的孩子！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyQLEuOiId
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「小銀我看到你的小XX了。」神樂無視自家監護人的怒吼。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9M1Zu3jTY
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「阿銀，快換上這套衣服。」新八笑意盈盈，同樣當做沒聽到。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXDxsE6ujb
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「給我聽人說話啊啊啊！還有為什麼又是女裝！」銀時瞄到今天的報紙頭條，上面大大的『真選組大破黑市買賣，鬼副長位居首功』字樣，突然明白該死的藥哪來的了。他怒目瞪視土方，對上他視線的男人笑的猖狂。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1CZepOyAl
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「不枉費掃蕩的這麼辛苦。」不聽人講話的第三個。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEWAeNYQHD
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「就為了這個理由？給我用正義之心辦案啊！」銀時有點崩潰。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3ENldCDXi
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「你沒聽過可愛就是正義嗎？」土方一臉深沉吐煙，邪氣的勾了勾唇角。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq08PUDhTe
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「那什麼耀武揚威的眼神，一點也......」不帥啦混蛋！後半句活活吞下去，說不出口，銀時這才想起藥物的作用，簡直想一頭撞死。這不就代表他確實覺得土方長的好看嗎？！混帳啊，老子我絕不承認尼古丁混蛋有任何一點點帥！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrJOa3NwmA
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「一點也？」土方瞅著銀時瞬息萬變的表情，想知道後半句。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3NOLwcAPq
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「閉嘴！」這種時候只能顧左右而言他，「你們到底想做什麼？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdyu9lXPwc
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「什麼也沒有啊~」兩個孩子異口同聲，表情很開心。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HktzEqJRu
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「騙鬼！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZJhSGOn8H
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「總之先換衣服吧阿銀，睡衣太大都快滑下來了。你不換我們可以幫你穿喔。」新八抖開童裝。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPBX2OUrJT
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「給我男生的衣服有這麼困難嗎？」銀時頭很痛。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRlXOu5xm8
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「很困難。」異口同聲的人變成三個。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUqjRps7C6
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銀時頭更痛了。他衡量一下戰鬥力想知道自己逃脫的機率，瞄到自己像牙籤的手臂只能放棄。混帳啊誰怕誰，又不是沒穿過女裝！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS8fh3zDa5
銀時自暴自棄模式on。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKWuDVoyuZ
他換完，神樂和新八一人一邊幫他裝上捲子的雙馬尾，然後後退後一步看著眼神死掉的銀時。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwohEqEsCA
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「假髮太大坨，整體看起來好像發霉的豆芽菜。」神樂歪著頭。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErlSFeB3C9
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土方向前，抽出刀唰唰唰把假毛精準的切成適量大小。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTd0Mjtdsd
銀時覺得脖子有點涼，他低頭看著假髮的屍體說：「被腰斬的雙馬尾一對一千五，請副長大人買單。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iGTQBvTKA
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「說的沒錯你的女裝只能由我買單，以後再扮人妖就把你跟雙馬尾一同腰斬。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2IOY2BpI7
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「不要把人家的話排列組合還加油添醋啊變態！一千五去哪了！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzW9mbShmK
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「在這裡。」土方從懷裡取出精緻的粉櫻頭飾為銀時戴上，「很適合。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu9vACJHHm
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「...新八神樂，幫我把這個拿去當掉。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZHojrYnKo
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沒人理他。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcySBO16mRk
銀時看著眼前露出滿意表情只差沒灑小花的三個人，眼神就像放在冷凍庫一個月乏人問津的魚，冰冷乾扁而且完全死透了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdz8uFKMVG
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番外沒看到結局也可以放心食用喔(*′∀`) 9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnw9v0fHKx