Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv3aXHDSfS
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZGOJiYKod
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe4NQcWkZK
Eric: Warriors? Why?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBhTTystRO
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonvjPfsbpV
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb29z7V2WYl
Anya: You look like crap.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YVFxtsFxR
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTATjIpKAj9
Anya: Is that your wish?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya7ArmN0qg
Cordy: No.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUArldxYR5Y
Anya: Okay.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsDiIEnIjc
Cordy: Yeah.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSO97vDaNK
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIlldqfyHx
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCs3aHqGn2
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWY76dvCXjV
Eric: I can help with that.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkkpDQz8Jd
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75ifpnhmqK
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUQNciGLhl
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOOrrSmouO
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeesueUjm9L
Xander: It's still disturbing.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPypGALMbg
Anya: Deal with it.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfUJxOI0ny
(Anya and Xander kiss.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOHykUvOMz
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsARgrKiFcV
(the warriors cats come padding in.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vaWxV9Bg4
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1uNGeNeNI
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dXZ1IMC6g
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw5RKdZhIA
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlooc5uZ81h
Graystripe: We all are.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3efKeW6FkG
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgajF34Mvd8
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkkTfBCbFO
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagbx4ujL6H
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhkeSBVqjd
Crowfeather: He's good.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AQt9qVzTI
Tigerheart: Very good.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fMOW3kIGt
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhfDcUUg9t
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNB4AzgZSkZ
Squirrelflight: Hey now.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBbZuaqSDR
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpYp27xGEW
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXeoeJTCpb
Mistystar: They're right.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZZYEV0iVL
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNffv1VU6w
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxnqyZ0fGK
(Every cat is silent.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8SA0b55Mo
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6tlHSQ2jX
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ql06SefOr
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRuYZTDArV
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lkCvSzqMl
Princess: You, too.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxYUq81EAf
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0jczCyyRG
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrul4krKXxj
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2iQEruTKP
(Anya picks up Firestar.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp8kNVjQxo
Firestar: Watch it.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijfsMlRL3s
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EA6MA6fiZ
Xander: An, these cats are wild.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVB4yTFJrZ
Anya: You're no fun.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq50MX0wFvy
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hyxHg4cBe
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUr4L1eHSr
Leafpool: Are you okay?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPJ3dVCuQj
Firestar: I'm fine.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U0YFM8zjP
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN0p9kEFd5
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw7PbDYWKH
Sookie: Likewise.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9N5QR97b8
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSCjH8xEK1
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHepxImQVP
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ0q1nPB6f
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZawi6ywSAf
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHgHHICpb1
Sookie: That's so cute!484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ZIq0lKbd
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0vMsd8ZZZ
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPjKBWiwT7
Longtail: Mousefur?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnPZpCHUez
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrygNAengDf
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoeD86DydI
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEHhUzbT5H
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bbDktm3SM
Crookedstar: I agree.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNbAJEJoyb
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CD7dpffgL
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5lMQG6oAf
Graystripe: Count me in.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjouJTWB6m
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCSTxqifLs
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZRgaKITyD
(Anya smiles.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZiPbu91d7
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XCyH0ojaT
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9RIQANUaw
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTER1EEVyRr
(Anya and Xander kiss.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucJY2nCxU4
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt7Se7MR1v
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzSyZJ1w8r
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdN5Tu7hBy
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pS2jOxR6c
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PI666mhHT
Ferncloud: I agree.
