Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiWsl5tIpR
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6UrdoAxXs
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvA0UeKkap
Eric: Warriors? Why?463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEegeyAq2j9
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLq59YiUzI
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJncS9Qoti
Anya: You look like crap.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HPjfVqIVW
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDi1JdFsiJ
Anya: Is that your wish?463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI8AG0KyUX
Cordy: No.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUueG6OvI4
Anya: Okay.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vo1Tm8VJc
Cordy: Yeah.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb7Aj8A0ut
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBO1dOdJZ5
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTaXqcJ86v
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHu4iHQBYOk
Eric: I can help with that.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiREeT5bruz
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UDvYsh8HW
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwGGHxPFlR
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjXJuCOJfJ
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpE0dEihVK
Xander: It's still disturbing.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssjNPtp8D5
Anya: Deal with it.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMvh7nE023
(Anya and Xander kiss.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt33UEtDu7
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNRAESw6VV
(the warriors cats come padding in.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAeFrmgpMX
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtRpTlDLuN
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqVXdK86QX
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZogT42xfk
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCqEhgTdJo
Graystripe: We all are.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSITJrZdwWl
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pqcn9vn7g
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox7tyEE5a1
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxihOWe30q1
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiNEqSbjeK
Crowfeather: He's good.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcId4Ue2ESC
Tigerheart: Very good.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyTK84tHze
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNksPcvKUkp
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQELyeB3jCg
Squirrelflight: Hey now.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU9bAewOZB
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI7N7gFiIm
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ek5cepSFd
Mistystar: They're right.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYInLlffduY
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfivKuporHT
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauGbFZGwmX
(Every cat is silent.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFAn2Tlb9V
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2ZqxUUyOD
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nwDJOKH4Q
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8gVAIFeCv
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURIbspjf4A
Princess: You, too.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAneHxDpFlM
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPzAcCNq7T
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KWyeQ9YjE
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfUtmpDx6R
(Anya picks up Firestar.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUGo7ZNbsb
Firestar: Watch it.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4tjhPxKhj
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ey9Fq9d2I
Xander: An, these cats are wild.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJgwWvxMzv
Anya: You're no fun.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuSXE4Oyen
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmDaM8Kl72
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRTnlou5Hy
Leafpool: Are you okay?463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4Wf7ZbQ4X
Firestar: I'm fine.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tGrb6rvnp
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp2vjpnvqo
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBwn6X3d5a
Sookie: Likewise.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkUo6wmIcH
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbW7lQTkPD
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbBuvblERb
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnvtMzdU8s
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6i7sGtho3
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvKrJRWHga
Sookie: That's so cute!463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1t0xs5qne
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOVjDwEAg5
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrY5QoG8EV
Longtail: Mousefur?463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u29oXRCi7
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q26hp89s8
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHDr2Wo8sZ
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnd9N89ukz
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrXEmiMQk9
Crookedstar: I agree.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSZGtP5jig
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXEgRkVyLZ
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBF3WtopWE
Graystripe: Count me in.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy59eSc9Vr
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAl4PTJGZ2
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDKK7kj6BU
(Anya smiles.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsqon6QjHL
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWti9qezFnp
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylJPixmFkr
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73UEqI3OPV
(Anya and Xander kiss.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexUNupS3Ea
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NkESCPoZR
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnMLXLSil4
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ954mZFL73V
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQdP3Mg4Sm
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ208kgoPkQ9
Ferncloud: I agree.
