Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)509Please respect copyright.PENANA5G2wrWgPdb
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.509Please respect copyright.PENANAi5H5aHaAje
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.509Please respect copyright.PENANAk6g6KjJLgQ
Eric: Warriors? Why?509Please respect copyright.PENANA5HzUyRXK4j
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAGqzlWNvT0M
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.509Please respect copyright.PENANASO9tOKwjBR
Anya: You look like crap.509Please respect copyright.PENANAMY8wzawZBa
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.509Please respect copyright.PENANAyjHQBbzlbk
Anya: Is that your wish?509Please respect copyright.PENANAen9hGYTDs0
Cordy: No.509Please respect copyright.PENANAHyjD1kflWh
Anya: Okay.509Please respect copyright.PENANAPFGtO5OXIL
Cordy: Yeah.509Please respect copyright.PENANALDFhXNrGxe
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.509Please respect copyright.PENANAXIu3PC6c4D
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.509Please respect copyright.PENANA12MF3njhqx
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.509Please respect copyright.PENANA0v6DagSixp
Eric: I can help with that.509Please respect copyright.PENANAjis6HIory7
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAC0YUHAq8AU
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.509Please respect copyright.PENANAPNyZBzwarJ
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.509Please respect copyright.PENANATfMoWAd2sL
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.509Please respect copyright.PENANAwYSkpIAZx8
Xander: It's still disturbing.509Please respect copyright.PENANAUw2FfRuRnL
Anya: Deal with it.509Please respect copyright.PENANAGM8j6wNISr
(Anya and Xander kiss.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAEqz0Z5fCVC
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAkrfgpKUAmz
(the warriors cats come padding in.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAj4MNmTgOs3
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAAzsBewAbtt
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.509Please respect copyright.PENANA4S9aALf99L
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.509Please respect copyright.PENANA60ggOTmmaW
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.509Please respect copyright.PENANAik0mK5TF7F
Graystripe: We all are.509Please respect copyright.PENANATxQiX3BQWz
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.509Please respect copyright.PENANA4GQZEB1hwx
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAV0CimO6xIr
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.509Please respect copyright.PENANARK3Uq7u8G4
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.509Please respect copyright.PENANAssjO9Y6bkT
Crowfeather: He's good.509Please respect copyright.PENANArT5zJE5VXe
Tigerheart: Very good.509Please respect copyright.PENANAIJJ0swbOkq
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.509Please respect copyright.PENANAayDLcyiOMr
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.509Please respect copyright.PENANAE7HrrhsFGM
Squirrelflight: Hey now.509Please respect copyright.PENANAXv6UxcNgiz
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.509Please respect copyright.PENANAqt2Byy9B71
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.509Please respect copyright.PENANAci8HlbtyX3
Mistystar: They're right.509Please respect copyright.PENANARZoYIEKq2w
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)509Please respect copyright.PENANA442pGhpKqz
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!509Please respect copyright.PENANAEo6llblB8T
(Every cat is silent.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAkJqXKScpkj
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.509Please respect copyright.PENANA7sabhrEBIj
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAcT8DnTAHF9
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.509Please respect copyright.PENANAFaWwPb46z4
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.509Please respect copyright.PENANAX3JsAfNy0H
Princess: You, too.509Please respect copyright.PENANAWpHyQBgVOx
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.509Please respect copyright.PENANAFu7qTO0snJ
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAPxNcyP982r
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAqpV690oMs1
(Anya picks up Firestar.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAKCm3sggAOF
Firestar: Watch it.509Please respect copyright.PENANA6eOlieFNOH
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?509Please respect copyright.PENANAahQKDNn1Xa
Xander: An, these cats are wild.509Please respect copyright.PENANAzCXKnWkmoX
Anya: You're no fun.509Please respect copyright.PENANAlqSVma4EVT
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAJqs2Pdtx3W
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!509Please respect copyright.PENANAIItp34Kr5j
Leafpool: Are you okay?509Please respect copyright.PENANAhYHfCRCNyR
Firestar: I'm fine.509Please respect copyright.PENANARtZZx22kK5
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAXTCXWwjyPB
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.509Please respect copyright.PENANAgqD2SSZtfw
Sookie: Likewise.509Please respect copyright.PENANA97Bjqj90hD
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?509Please respect copyright.PENANAPCJqBdXJoJ
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.509Please respect copyright.PENANAD7ksQbPdhu
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.509Please respect copyright.PENANAGXiIpbO1Sn
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAEztgyXek7U
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAGai6Qs4ayR
Sookie: That's so cute!509Please respect copyright.PENANAMIDjUAID6H
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAPRO07A3pqO
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.509Please respect copyright.PENANAvK1DxSzQ8N
Longtail: Mousefur?509Please respect copyright.PENANAlQ0WXqAf1R
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.509Please respect copyright.PENANADDJqqSCL7u
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAVO1NHLMnc9
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.509Please respect copyright.PENANAuLGaxAwECN
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.509Please respect copyright.PENANAQV8RzLqc3E
Crookedstar: I agree.509Please respect copyright.PENANAyzS4xkiI2A
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.509Please respect copyright.PENANAqTCh6y4sKD
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.509Please respect copyright.PENANAjyuF1b6P6K
Graystripe: Count me in.509Please respect copyright.PENANAdHSy7nOdI9
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.509Please respect copyright.PENANA2ros1WrSIb
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAwAGXMynI3M
(Anya smiles.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAxqlQxNST7R
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!509Please respect copyright.PENANAygrgoIeKJp
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAUCbUqMnHJu
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAbmWNWydhbS
(Anya and Xander kiss.)509Please respect copyright.PENANANmp8Znv8NL
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)509Please respect copyright.PENANA8iqjHymOpx
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)509Please respect copyright.PENANAcrGiFJX2GY
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)509Please respect copyright.PENANA1LxtY3kNv8
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.509Please respect copyright.PENANAQsc7oKMCs8
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.509Please respect copyright.PENANAjMvGDNkDNy
Ferncloud: I agree.