Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5pUen4TNC
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfU5nb0YvH
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQz0Xm2Z0Z
Eric: Warriors? Why?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4IpTuad0o
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCvcLIRUHs
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5TQNj3a1e
Anya: You look like crap.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwywWXmPEoR
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1kntxQX0R
Anya: Is that your wish?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnSlwEdNEi
Cordy: No.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4D3RTas3F
Anya: Okay.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkX6Otm09FG
Cordy: Yeah.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcWzNsYx0s
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDKQ0DarKm
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvCMxvOyFv
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kIItC41HS
Eric: I can help with that.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yTNFwMxaM
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavXtV5MSWB
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHdk0HPpON
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kHNVaYq58
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKQSDrnCuf
Xander: It's still disturbing.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6DMSNFFpf
Anya: Deal with it.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ3Pt6jZv6
(Anya and Xander kiss.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIPODx1jxx
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHkd6EfNQX
(the warriors cats come padding in.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd5e7SNccQ
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvbZHMgXWz
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXIRGfiMGq
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6ypP1sQsJ
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkN1WcWxlg
Graystripe: We all are.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbNB4Mgf9p
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNibEuMz8D
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8UqdCHj6h
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbcSIWTR3a
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh34g4AWWo
Crowfeather: He's good.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yz4OxBIM4
Tigerheart: Very good.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnesCGumXOd
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxhxtA30kZ
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx61vYaAOt
Squirrelflight: Hey now.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipvPzWYbBG
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5aa1Op8nb
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ924ijJNbUh
Mistystar: They're right.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8TYPIlM2e
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ2PBUvdg3
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLl3DpcDQT
(Every cat is silent.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxf2I73nDq
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DSBBFtO1T
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxksbGjZs1
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y1PJynbS7
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5OkAN4ATV
Princess: You, too.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwwuRS6xA4
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqakZTR3XT
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNN0G2ebuv
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡictvoay6dw
(Anya picks up Firestar.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbStsxM9MeT
Firestar: Watch it.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLPSuZFFPa
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmByU77Okdx
Xander: An, these cats are wild.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ930GRHzqIg
Anya: You're no fun.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEyDK52FXE
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2zUSc4nkI
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOzV5AovVC
Leafpool: Are you okay?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvwfzL1NeO
Firestar: I'm fine.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwKkIb6ZzO
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvpG8VklRY
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEywdWhFS8l
Sookie: Likewise.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlQShx6szJ
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqytvIeWvCU
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVYTayHgQI
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q4Du0xMdm
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtvnGld68p
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCDM66jAIT
Sookie: That's so cute!511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNBkcShVUS
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqZp0mcqcO
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJCbuL671i
Longtail: Mousefur?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEYeQHcU8Z
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLFQKzdTIA
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYnClD62tk
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6abP131nh
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENh9lkR3Wu
Crookedstar: I agree.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nFi0CWnYI
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6rig7H07X
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZOyYjshLm
Graystripe: Count me in.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdRHdrWlw5
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YxTDzLWqT
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v1zSPRmKh
(Anya smiles.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmYRdmPW66
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFkgUzgnec
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZBZnJvcUV
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QKWBdA71z
(Anya and Xander kiss.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwezU29SSl
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YvF0aJgn8
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLcd1ssSz4
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQegm8lrov
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EFKSh3D4x
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CRUvmXIwX
Ferncloud: I agree.
