Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgqIE8TyTw
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOInoqKfIe
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbppzayN2IK
Eric: Warriors? Why?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQKfFJbWsR
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyy7sqC0Eg
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwtPRWBUFj
Anya: You look like crap.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU7HAoRCJW
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VY3hhBCgW
Anya: Is that your wish?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsquLKXEHYi
Cordy: No.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBFIu2M7Wf
Anya: Okay.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvkoNNuxGj
Cordy: Yeah.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4KXonq9pV
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyrkBNohtI
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS3bzOmA22
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCqS7CDr2j
Eric: I can help with that.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfle6Ybw6AE
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7wKAjD7BX
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxDlq8lB9i
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZT0T39h55
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDseD4n5Vjv
Xander: It's still disturbing.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTewSmUraH
Anya: Deal with it.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdNTROxNyZ
(Anya and Xander kiss.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3WudayWr8
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBoyi0bKn1
(the warriors cats come padding in.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YOJyAGMAT
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFD7HgFjFK
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHMbCN2H57
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzKS3ITMyG
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5X6jGndjp
Graystripe: We all are.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwI8Cuz69No
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH97NaEWra
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp9aJvAuxc
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcAYsirxdR
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qjxfSq3qn
Crowfeather: He's good.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwbZ9GJwd8
Tigerheart: Very good.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhi9kkf4EF
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgKDWkuEis
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuHN4H5NXh
Squirrelflight: Hey now.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgYFa56yJ6
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs52sGGAtg
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9pR9gpfV7
Mistystar: They're right.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5VPzuhND6
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkQiznEHCc
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6mr8PXg2p
(Every cat is silent.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuirw2bZDM
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtvUzPo90P
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Kgh9UmnIO
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWGQUgpDRa
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuPXXbgzy6
Princess: You, too.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5Fjhw1XfJ
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyUzoGm5mO
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQkX7Q6ymO
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP9wayAwxf
(Anya picks up Firestar.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVAWrjb05i
Firestar: Watch it.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6iONCm5j1
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUPGrS7Lxe
Xander: An, these cats are wild.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1ncDMe5EA
Anya: You're no fun.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJKdreTMdo
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nhaoOzszt
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEDBQRspl9
Leafpool: Are you okay?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMXDdJQY8C
Firestar: I'm fine.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgoufdMp61
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCa1gdbG6Dm
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMgEP0WIOb
Sookie: Likewise.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw6lQYzFd7
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4vl45NXeJ
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fR5PlcjbJ
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn3qQCuH0Q
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOLeuEAibC
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7ULdI1Rka
Sookie: That's so cute!513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpo5i3Q1De
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUfBETc2HD
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsAoXXZzfI
Longtail: Mousefur?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd99CUEGYP
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgK5xLBcmF
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFMsJt2aaf
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHc0mhEwuz
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpV5H4K87tA
Crookedstar: I agree.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhxFnY0h8S
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIXa0ADeRZ
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kTXgnPUgi
Graystripe: Count me in.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS9mkh6qzI
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sQgs7t3TE
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F3k2pi7t7
(Anya smiles.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLt9S721Qq
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzr8TMo3ZH
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHI7pNOBlb
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99AwR5pNwB
(Anya and Xander kiss.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJjJplLlrA
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDztRsFqtv
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFbZRHIcjI
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52A4nsZLtJ
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnSLsKW0Ik
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p5s9i18xW
Ferncloud: I agree.
