Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAp5HjD55yMn
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.510Please respect copyright.PENANAVaHW6rDeVf
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.510Please respect copyright.PENANAOJb28tBowy
Eric: Warriors? Why?510Please respect copyright.PENANAjRKFwawU1e
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)510Please respect copyright.PENANA7BJ0ERYGtt
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.510Please respect copyright.PENANAv36RmtEkil
Anya: You look like crap.510Please respect copyright.PENANA0aqmVaVBA8
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.510Please respect copyright.PENANAK2iWm1byLn
Anya: Is that your wish?510Please respect copyright.PENANAFYqLvBPvAT
Cordy: No.510Please respect copyright.PENANAzDzrT963CN
Anya: Okay.510Please respect copyright.PENANADkbbQrHeOK
Cordy: Yeah.510Please respect copyright.PENANATeRvqpN6IL
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.510Please respect copyright.PENANAbY4UAnj600
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.510Please respect copyright.PENANAz1XxOroVHC
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.510Please respect copyright.PENANA5S3vIQWkfy
Eric: I can help with that.510Please respect copyright.PENANAPsKRpiH9p4
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAlJ7Fu8HiT8
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.510Please respect copyright.PENANAIR8n6ZImRp
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.510Please respect copyright.PENANAQnHYgmMXY1
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.510Please respect copyright.PENANAqbmTnt0if9
Xander: It's still disturbing.510Please respect copyright.PENANA3H3oqXn0eB
Anya: Deal with it.510Please respect copyright.PENANAkVc8TCQhdt
(Anya and Xander kiss.)510Please respect copyright.PENANApILyt82yVd
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)510Please respect copyright.PENANA1qTyK9d9sm
(the warriors cats come padding in.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAR69dLMdpdH
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)510Please respect copyright.PENANA7UBNpNeS9G
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.510Please respect copyright.PENANAjKVXoCEVhd
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.510Please respect copyright.PENANAQcustzhU3R
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.510Please respect copyright.PENANAP36vTxqYoK
Graystripe: We all are.510Please respect copyright.PENANAykoSV3UsW1
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.510Please respect copyright.PENANAtVtgzs6lKe
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)510Please respect copyright.PENANATvvYN7tXRJ
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.510Please respect copyright.PENANAKtQ2dMGeQu
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.510Please respect copyright.PENANAcHXl1P7JHm
Crowfeather: He's good.510Please respect copyright.PENANAYsAN61gLI6
Tigerheart: Very good.510Please respect copyright.PENANAi3VYxa9Yny
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.510Please respect copyright.PENANAidjyn3oCmR
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.510Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1DnLIE19x
Squirrelflight: Hey now.510Please respect copyright.PENANAtmnPzG9MO7
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.510Please respect copyright.PENANAFLV1glhtPu
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.510Please respect copyright.PENANAEB2ECkZ6Cg
Mistystar: They're right.510Please respect copyright.PENANAeoXkfXbUES
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAer1XTHNFlY
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!510Please respect copyright.PENANAMu0lW4vpuz
(Every cat is silent.)510Please respect copyright.PENANA8Wpn9l2b6O
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.510Please respect copyright.PENANARJ8ahylhBl
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)510Please respect copyright.PENANApBRRXtLUCn
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.510Please respect copyright.PENANAFq9T3d25aN
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.510Please respect copyright.PENANA5aDJpSPOOX
Princess: You, too.510Please respect copyright.PENANAtwoumoxVn4
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.510Please respect copyright.PENANAwYlrUeHR78
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAt5BGAaVu7i
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAvbhCt8Q0XU
(Anya picks up Firestar.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAkcMlpxSvPb
Firestar: Watch it.510Please respect copyright.PENANA4cc4REgESN
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?510Please respect copyright.PENANA0CzFfrDVWZ
Xander: An, these cats are wild.510Please respect copyright.PENANAsSEu6UfYiK
Anya: You're no fun.510Please respect copyright.PENANA3ftKL40SpO
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAZdXUkWUuVN
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!510Please respect copyright.PENANAGneY7ZuCfj
Leafpool: Are you okay?510Please respect copyright.PENANAfC9M6v83ky
Firestar: I'm fine.510Please respect copyright.PENANAAWEbVzxIS7
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAhqozEWyg8a
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.510Please respect copyright.PENANAWMrVpgFkeX
Sookie: Likewise.510Please respect copyright.PENANAaQFju5C7jR
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?510Please respect copyright.PENANApSX71aJQqR
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.510Please respect copyright.PENANAAuLVDNPEKq
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.510Please respect copyright.PENANATYWjku0fBw
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)510Please respect copyright.PENANA32QupgM2ox
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAm95vgx1kNh
Sookie: That's so cute!510Please respect copyright.PENANAVtAJqZ0bZF
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAFYpjaZ3q19
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.510Please respect copyright.PENANAOyH6djOdzs
Longtail: Mousefur?510Please respect copyright.PENANAwexuseQdSw
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.510Please respect copyright.PENANAfvMQhzElcy
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)510Please respect copyright.PENANArqSJZ0jf1w
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.510Please respect copyright.PENANAOt5CtK0u9k
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.510Please respect copyright.PENANAwIeKRQ2BMO
Crookedstar: I agree.510Please respect copyright.PENANA4DdMdjePQP
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.510Please respect copyright.PENANAO0CtJd85Yx
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.510Please respect copyright.PENANA8SjHslgRJL
Graystripe: Count me in.510Please respect copyright.PENANAh3dULEvntm
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.510Please respect copyright.PENANAvXTcnn10qu
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAX8WknyeuhR
(Anya smiles.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAXLO5QnVmJJ
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!510Please respect copyright.PENANAI6JqBX4fUn
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAE1iTkQb6lY
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAB3oM3ngtgr
(Anya and Xander kiss.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAK4Pwn48G4b
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)510Please respect copyright.PENANALpZOTj1TGS
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAdZo4DZg3K2
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)510Please respect copyright.PENANAMNwyJAyzVP
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.510Please respect copyright.PENANASVJe7ZFPFA
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.510Please respect copyright.PENANAIkmjYILn4e
Ferncloud: I agree.