Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9dMztTgSM
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrV8wL2oWU
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24to7qKGrT
Eric: Warriors? Why?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuN3C5oONY
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyeZfxsq9H
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe9lACnSlQ
Anya: You look like crap.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8o1KoI4zV
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKHXvFxfQI
Anya: Is that your wish?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP3lxWvqLH
Cordy: No.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUxaRFlmLW
Anya: Okay.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJxItAJNIi
Cordy: Yeah.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecFTMD9wat
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwApANwZsbO
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvahbinp6n
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAqW1GvsWb
Eric: I can help with that.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXILIPdfdIb
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2okCQEZhvd
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ5lVTXIca
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCBb9FdFyp
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM7k3Mbpzr
Xander: It's still disturbing.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslSYSLFXSj
Anya: Deal with it.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEEy69mTfg
(Anya and Xander kiss.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyIy0cvg41
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj1FOamG3A
(the warriors cats come padding in.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRRFeWDTTD
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS60clmn0Q6
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHI4TXTwm2
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevbGndQLIs
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFykAmDutL1
Graystripe: We all are.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hILHzezuk
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKruVxio9x
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjAy6lVT1Y
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiKJwiN74m
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8bvnxNx40
Crowfeather: He's good.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡts8ETjbmR4
Tigerheart: Very good.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCHT04NcdR
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBYrfIUWZS
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooyA02VSnT
Squirrelflight: Hey now.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oU6FEWA6d
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki9Wv6Ly7n
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomcTtdQzRG
Mistystar: They're right.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnq2yuvEwdB
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SFWuMDiCG
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNpJTAFqK5
(Every cat is silent.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWP15XMVz4
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtkGyWfQJk
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7hJndZ059
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A0SG8wKkA
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoKAls8B8g
Princess: You, too.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WxCgxmCbX
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsELdoTvKiI
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gwWG0YG9k
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnhddCiJUa
(Anya picks up Firestar.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpqwenjapl
Firestar: Watch it.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBPBjUbGJk
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqg8iChF9G
Xander: An, these cats are wild.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw6Wfmz4L1
Anya: You're no fun.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkAslXQjfB
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRySZ5jZho3
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIHx2OMkD1
Leafpool: Are you okay?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a5zj4cdGQ
Firestar: I'm fine.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2OtISKdxR
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmuNRZ0sOr
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTCMyJeRNm
Sookie: Likewise.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo87CMGp8Ir
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuaCO9UpQg
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh4o7ORShn
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4fo0qJEI0
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2guEfZQXIT
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGXHMYWcrK
Sookie: That's so cute!511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Y8AclBN57
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnwvfSvYPc
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCW15BAAvd
Longtail: Mousefur?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BgO5yqFi2
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RG7TxaIUo
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNjRQkWB2I
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofWh95mjmt
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPGU5jiTio
Crookedstar: I agree.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc89DwOI7Pf
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfhb7e3lox
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNLbUGflYT
Graystripe: Count me in.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5CxPZHqaO
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAW0RNownI
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMhO9I89WB
(Anya smiles.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5tOlKNqXS
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDZFxfhywo
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJelXkPDXg
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21YtgB01vf
(Anya and Xander kiss.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyQnVBykQ8
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmPPT6uY5u
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSXUYku4q3
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXoIZzmHCc
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgQRjMn9yf
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFu0eXJD2F
Ferncloud: I agree.
