Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAG9dMztTgSM
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.511Please respect copyright.PENANAcrV8wL2oWU
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.511Please respect copyright.PENANA24to7qKGrT
Eric: Warriors? Why?511Please respect copyright.PENANAeuN3C5oONY
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAOyeZfxsq9H
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.511Please respect copyright.PENANAHe9lACnSlQ
Anya: You look like crap.511Please respect copyright.PENANAS8o1KoI4zV
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.511Please respect copyright.PENANAuKHXvFxfQI
Anya: Is that your wish?511Please respect copyright.PENANAiP3lxWvqLH
Cordy: No.511Please respect copyright.PENANAaUxaRFlmLW
Anya: Okay.511Please respect copyright.PENANAIJxItAJNIi
Cordy: Yeah.511Please respect copyright.PENANAecFTMD9wat
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.511Please respect copyright.PENANAwApANwZsbO
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.511Please respect copyright.PENANAXvahbinp6n
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.511Please respect copyright.PENANAqAqW1GvsWb
Eric: I can help with that.511Please respect copyright.PENANAXILIPdfdIb
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA2okCQEZhvd
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.511Please respect copyright.PENANAwQ5lVTXIca
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.511Please respect copyright.PENANAiCBb9FdFyp
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.511Please respect copyright.PENANAqM7k3Mbpzr
Xander: It's still disturbing.511Please respect copyright.PENANAslSYSLFXSj
Anya: Deal with it.511Please respect copyright.PENANAoEEy69mTfg
(Anya and Xander kiss.)511Please respect copyright.PENANALyIy0cvg41
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)511Please respect copyright.PENANATj1FOamG3A
(the warriors cats come padding in.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAiRRFeWDTTD
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAS60clmn0Q6
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.511Please respect copyright.PENANAlHI4TXTwm2
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.511Please respect copyright.PENANAevbGndQLIs
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.511Please respect copyright.PENANAFykAmDutL1
Graystripe: We all are.511Please respect copyright.PENANA2hILHzezuk
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.511Please respect copyright.PENANAfKruVxio9x
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAOjAy6lVT1Y
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.511Please respect copyright.PENANAoiKJwiN74m
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.511Please respect copyright.PENANAD8bvnxNx40
Crowfeather: He's good.511Please respect copyright.PENANAts8ETjbmR4
Tigerheart: Very good.511Please respect copyright.PENANACCHT04NcdR
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.511Please respect copyright.PENANAgBYrfIUWZS
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.511Please respect copyright.PENANAooyA02VSnT
Squirrelflight: Hey now.511Please respect copyright.PENANA5oU6FEWA6d
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.511Please respect copyright.PENANAki9Wv6Ly7n
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.511Please respect copyright.PENANAomcTtdQzRG
Mistystar: They're right.511Please respect copyright.PENANAnq2yuvEwdB
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA8SFWuMDiCG
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!511Please respect copyright.PENANAtNpJTAFqK5
(Every cat is silent.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAWWP15XMVz4
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.511Please respect copyright.PENANALtkGyWfQJk
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAi7hJndZ059
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.511Please respect copyright.PENANA8A0SG8wKkA
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.511Please respect copyright.PENANALoKAls8B8g
Princess: You, too.511Please respect copyright.PENANA3WxCgxmCbX
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.511Please respect copyright.PENANAsELdoTvKiI
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA6gwWG0YG9k
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)511Please respect copyright.PENANADnhddCiJUa
(Anya picks up Firestar.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAUpqwenjapl
Firestar: Watch it.511Please respect copyright.PENANAfBPBjUbGJk
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?511Please respect copyright.PENANAnqg8iChF9G
Xander: An, these cats are wild.511Please respect copyright.PENANAnw6Wfmz4L1
Anya: You're no fun.511Please respect copyright.PENANAbkAslXQjfB
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)511Please respect copyright.PENANARySZ5jZho3
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!511Please respect copyright.PENANAYIHx2OMkD1
Leafpool: Are you okay?511Please respect copyright.PENANA4a5zj4cdGQ
Firestar: I'm fine.511Please respect copyright.PENANAX2OtISKdxR
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)511Please respect copyright.PENANABmuNRZ0sOr
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.511Please respect copyright.PENANAxTCMyJeRNm
Sookie: Likewise.511Please respect copyright.PENANAo87CMGp8Ir
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?511Please respect copyright.PENANAxuaCO9UpQg
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.511Please respect copyright.PENANAAh4o7ORShn
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.511Please respect copyright.PENANAL4fo0qJEI0
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA2guEfZQXIT
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAAGXHMYWcrK
Sookie: That's so cute!511Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y8AclBN57
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAUnwvfSvYPc
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.511Please respect copyright.PENANAfCW15BAAvd
Longtail: Mousefur?511Please respect copyright.PENANA4BgO5yqFi2
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.511Please respect copyright.PENANA4RG7TxaIUo
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)511Please respect copyright.PENANANNjRQkWB2I
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.511Please respect copyright.PENANAofWh95mjmt
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.511Please respect copyright.PENANAAPGU5jiTio
Crookedstar: I agree.511Please respect copyright.PENANAc89DwOI7Pf
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.511Please respect copyright.PENANAlfhb7e3lox
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.511Please respect copyright.PENANAVNLbUGflYT
Graystripe: Count me in.511Please respect copyright.PENANAO5CxPZHqaO
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.511Please respect copyright.PENANAuAW0RNownI
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAnMhO9I89WB
(Anya smiles.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAC5tOlKNqXS
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!511Please respect copyright.PENANAfDZFxfhywo
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAgJelXkPDXg
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA21YtgB01vf
(Anya and Xander kiss.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAfyQnVBykQ8
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAkmPPT6uY5u
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)511Please respect copyright.PENANANSXUYku4q3
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAsXoIZzmHCc
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.511Please respect copyright.PENANAGgQRjMn9yf
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.511Please respect copyright.PENANAWFu0eXJD2F
Ferncloud: I agree.