Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F9zX57FWc
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPoepTxOmX
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQib8Jufzs
Eric: Warriors? Why?468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j4TvotSi5
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDraw7kXbeH
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgx6pMHdzc
Anya: You look like crap.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ke9nB6t8M
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEibuFeYOm
Anya: Is that your wish?468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyPU7GIbx8
Cordy: No.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkOXggdsV8
Anya: Okay.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M6831iCrf
Cordy: Yeah.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X24uzCbZY
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItjJh6bW8i
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy8ABgyHdk
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJJgQB2D4Y
Eric: I can help with that.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuNgHJqNQa
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABCPswvCKw
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfxdxoH0Q7
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmvPO0VuoG
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaBxcLKrfw
Xander: It's still disturbing.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bBW9Mm28G
Anya: Deal with it.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsyV398nW8
(Anya and Xander kiss.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCCKW1Oa9s
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAzFmCLSGw
(the warriors cats come padding in.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLYrAmYo9B
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1sjHOjabq
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsG5KZKVf4
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYEGEFLPY6
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjjQlLNKaL
Graystripe: We all are.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLrSNsntAo
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa8NlY0EJO
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aApOwZwgA
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBwFdHJwag
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbk2awwP1h
Crowfeather: He's good.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog1jjKTIXE
Tigerheart: Very good.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqpwLiyOhm
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpOEJ1GErD
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjQEeB9CoN
Squirrelflight: Hey now.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aWigmr28P
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4s4LFenyW
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDNpfMMo0b
Mistystar: They're right.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GxdAtZOxx
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96FKtN8DcG
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwBHP1I1e6
(Every cat is silent.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpV7gIXZil
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNleKPlVtnG
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8DIWTspP2
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBZdPI4jOB
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDNJb5SNcX
Princess: You, too.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mOY77jJNG
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LI7qRLrji
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1M6MzQcir
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyB1fjPtau
(Anya picks up Firestar.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxydOzCysA
Firestar: Watch it.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwXoLorjeU
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnFaYXBEPA
Xander: An, these cats are wild.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJXddIaGOu
Anya: You're no fun.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyVofpTxPz
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUdm7v1eF6
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8dhSuNnDD
Leafpool: Are you okay?468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji7cnGtKMb
Firestar: I'm fine.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5HItTjuQq
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5IBJnX2SH
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhcnRU25Au
Sookie: Likewise.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9gR32duNY
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDP93NNU8I
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ertZxWrlx
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNJqqrpsBn
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujZ5WfA0r9
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3NsdMzRJ3
Sookie: That's so cute!468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZbJmNxSu8
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrWUYduN6f
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBpW3WJKKv
Longtail: Mousefur?468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWMwgTLGit
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWRZs4GZoS
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKrlv7xI4v
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlZQFrULgR
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wLccAcQEt
Crookedstar: I agree.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kXO2evnkF
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61TgRe88cP
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmUG6zc82R
Graystripe: Count me in.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWks7zaWNel
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD8IDowYWB
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWOu0yDxYs
(Anya smiles.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1DtHxS02P
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseN3VC4foR
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujt1aQi4TP
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGXMtuaOFA
(Anya and Xander kiss.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxXx5vUPZS
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMmZD9Wceg
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo3U4B1OWM
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByoACcf8hI
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYdj02rq6E
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8d5A25cc2
Ferncloud: I agree.
