Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAD5pUen4TNC
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.511Please respect copyright.PENANAVfU5nb0YvH
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.511Please respect copyright.PENANAaQz0Xm2Z0Z
Eric: Warriors? Why?511Please respect copyright.PENANAF4IpTuad0o
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)511Please respect copyright.PENANALCvcLIRUHs
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.511Please respect copyright.PENANAv5TQNj3a1e
Anya: You look like crap.511Please respect copyright.PENANAwywWXmPEoR
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.511Please respect copyright.PENANAh1kntxQX0R
Anya: Is that your wish?511Please respect copyright.PENANAhnSlwEdNEi
Cordy: No.511Please respect copyright.PENANAu4D3RTas3F
Anya: Okay.511Please respect copyright.PENANAkX6Otm09FG
Cordy: Yeah.511Please respect copyright.PENANAAcWzNsYx0s
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.511Please respect copyright.PENANAmDKQ0DarKm
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.511Please respect copyright.PENANADvCMxvOyFv
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.511Please respect copyright.PENANA9kIItC41HS
Eric: I can help with that.511Please respect copyright.PENANA6yTNFwMxaM
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAavXtV5MSWB
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.511Please respect copyright.PENANArHdk0HPpON
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.511Please respect copyright.PENANA3kHNVaYq58
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.511Please respect copyright.PENANAdKQSDrnCuf
Xander: It's still disturbing.511Please respect copyright.PENANAo6DMSNFFpf
Anya: Deal with it.511Please respect copyright.PENANAKJ3Pt6jZv6
(Anya and Xander kiss.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAOIPODx1jxx
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAwHkd6EfNQX
(the warriors cats come padding in.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAOd5e7SNccQ
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAgvbZHMgXWz
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.511Please respect copyright.PENANAMXIRGfiMGq
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.511Please respect copyright.PENANAU6ypP1sQsJ
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.511Please respect copyright.PENANATkN1WcWxlg
Graystripe: We all are.511Please respect copyright.PENANAcbNB4Mgf9p
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.511Please respect copyright.PENANAaNibEuMz8D
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAx8UqdCHj6h
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.511Please respect copyright.PENANACbcSIWTR3a
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.511Please respect copyright.PENANALh34g4AWWo
Crowfeather: He's good.511Please respect copyright.PENANA6yz4OxBIM4
Tigerheart: Very good.511Please respect copyright.PENANAnesCGumXOd
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.511Please respect copyright.PENANAgxhxtA30kZ
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.511Please respect copyright.PENANAWx61vYaAOt
Squirrelflight: Hey now.511Please respect copyright.PENANAipvPzWYbBG
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.511Please respect copyright.PENANAg5aa1Op8nb
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.511Please respect copyright.PENANA924ijJNbUh
Mistystar: They're right.511Please respect copyright.PENANAu8TYPIlM2e
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ2PBUvdg3
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!511Please respect copyright.PENANAJLl3DpcDQT
(Every cat is silent.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAjxf2I73nDq
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.511Please respect copyright.PENANA9DSBBFtO1T
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAAxksbGjZs1
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.511Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y1PJynbS7
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.511Please respect copyright.PENANAg5OkAN4ATV
Princess: You, too.511Please respect copyright.PENANARwwuRS6xA4
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.511Please respect copyright.PENANAfqakZTR3XT
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAgNN0G2ebuv
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAictvoay6dw
(Anya picks up Firestar.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAbStsxM9MeT
Firestar: Watch it.511Please respect copyright.PENANAsLPSuZFFPa
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?511Please respect copyright.PENANAmByU77Okdx
Xander: An, these cats are wild.511Please respect copyright.PENANA930GRHzqIg
Anya: You're no fun.511Please respect copyright.PENANAXEyDK52FXE
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAb2zUSc4nkI
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!511Please respect copyright.PENANAnOzV5AovVC
Leafpool: Are you okay?511Please respect copyright.PENANASvwfzL1NeO
Firestar: I'm fine.511Please respect copyright.PENANAvwKkIb6ZzO
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAzvpG8VklRY
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.511Please respect copyright.PENANAEywdWhFS8l
Sookie: Likewise.511Please respect copyright.PENANAGlQShx6szJ
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?511Please respect copyright.PENANAqytvIeWvCU
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.511Please respect copyright.PENANADVYTayHgQI
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.511Please respect copyright.PENANA9Q4Du0xMdm
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAYtvnGld68p
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAmCDM66jAIT
Sookie: That's so cute!511Please respect copyright.PENANAvNBkcShVUS
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAWqZp0mcqcO
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.511Please respect copyright.PENANASJCbuL671i
Longtail: Mousefur?511Please respect copyright.PENANAuEYeQHcU8Z
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.511Please respect copyright.PENANAHLFQKzdTIA
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)511Please respect copyright.PENANApYnClD62tk
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.511Please respect copyright.PENANAm6abP131nh
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.511Please respect copyright.PENANAENh9lkR3Wu
Crookedstar: I agree.511Please respect copyright.PENANA5nFi0CWnYI
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.511Please respect copyright.PENANAo6rig7H07X
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.511Please respect copyright.PENANAHZOyYjshLm
Graystripe: Count me in.511Please respect copyright.PENANAkdRHdrWlw5
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.511Please respect copyright.PENANA1YxTDzLWqT
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA3v1zSPRmKh
(Anya smiles.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAGmYRdmPW66
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!511Please respect copyright.PENANAoFkgUzgnec
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZBZnJvcUV
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA0QKWBdA71z
(Anya and Xander kiss.)511Please respect copyright.PENANABwezU29SSl
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)511Please respect copyright.PENANA3YvF0aJgn8
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAPLcd1ssSz4
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)511Please respect copyright.PENANAHQegm8lrov
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.511Please respect copyright.PENANA4EFKSh3D4x
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.511Please respect copyright.PENANA3CRUvmXIwX
Ferncloud: I agree.