Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5HjD55yMn
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaHW6rDeVf
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJb28tBowy
Eric: Warriors? Why?510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRKFwawU1e
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BJ0ERYGtt
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv36RmtEkil
Anya: You look like crap.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aqmVaVBA8
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2iWm1byLn
Anya: Is that your wish?510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYqLvBPvAT
Cordy: No.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDzrT963CN
Anya: Okay.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkbbQrHeOK
Cordy: Yeah.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeRvqpN6IL
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY4UAnj600
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1XxOroVHC
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S3vIQWkfy
Eric: I can help with that.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsKRpiH9p4
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJ7Fu8HiT8
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR8n6ZImRp
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnHYgmMXY1
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbmTnt0if9
Xander: It's still disturbing.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H3oqXn0eB
Anya: Deal with it.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVc8TCQhdt
(Anya and Xander kiss.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpILyt82yVd
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qTyK9d9sm
(the warriors cats come padding in.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR69dLMdpdH
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UBNpNeS9G
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKVXoCEVhd
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcustzhU3R
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP36vTxqYoK
Graystripe: We all are.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykoSV3UsW1
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVtgzs6lKe
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvvYN7tXRJ
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtQ2dMGeQu
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHXl1P7JHm
Crowfeather: He's good.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsAN61gLI6
Tigerheart: Very good.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3VYxa9Yny
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidjyn3oCmR
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1DnLIE19x
Squirrelflight: Hey now.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmnPzG9MO7
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLV1glhtPu
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB2ECkZ6Cg
Mistystar: They're right.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoXkfXbUES
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer1XTHNFlY
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu0lW4vpuz
(Every cat is silent.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Wpn9l2b6O
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ8ahylhBl
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBRRXtLUCn
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq9T3d25aN
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aDJpSPOOX
Princess: You, too.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwoumoxVn4
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYlrUeHR78
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5BGAaVu7i
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbhCt8Q0XU
(Anya picks up Firestar.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcMlpxSvPb
Firestar: Watch it.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cc4REgESN
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CzFfrDVWZ
Xander: An, these cats are wild.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSEu6UfYiK
Anya: You're no fun.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ftKL40SpO
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdXUkWUuVN
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGneY7ZuCfj
Leafpool: Are you okay?510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfC9M6v83ky
Firestar: I'm fine.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWEbVzxIS7
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqozEWyg8a
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMrVpgFkeX
Sookie: Likewise.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQFju5C7jR
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSX71aJQqR
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuLVDNPEKq
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYWjku0fBw
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32QupgM2ox
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm95vgx1kNh
Sookie: That's so cute!510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtAJqZ0bZF
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYpjaZ3q19
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyH6djOdzs
Longtail: Mousefur?510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwexuseQdSw
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvMQhzElcy
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqSJZ0jf1w
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt5CtK0u9k
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIeKRQ2BMO
Crookedstar: I agree.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DdMdjePQP
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0CtJd85Yx
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SjHslgRJL
Graystripe: Count me in.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3dULEvntm
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXTcnn10qu
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8WknyeuhR
(Anya smiles.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLO5QnVmJJ
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6JqBX4fUn
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1iTkQb6lY
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3oM3ngtgr
(Anya and Xander kiss.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4Pwn48G4b
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpZOTj1TGS
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZo4DZg3K2
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNwyJAyzVP
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVJe7ZFPFA
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkmjYILn4e
Ferncloud: I agree.
