Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G2wrWgPdb
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5H5aHaAje
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6g6KjJLgQ
Eric: Warriors? Why?509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HzUyRXK4j
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqzlWNvT0M
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO9tOKwjBR
Anya: You look like crap.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY8wzawZBa
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjHQBbzlbk
Anya: Is that your wish?509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen9hGYTDs0
Cordy: No.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyjD1kflWh
Anya: Okay.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFGtO5OXIL
Cordy: Yeah.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDFhXNrGxe
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIu3PC6c4D
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12MF3njhqx
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v6DagSixp
Eric: I can help with that.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjis6HIory7
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0YUHAq8AU
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNyZBzwarJ
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfMoWAd2sL
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYSkpIAZx8
Xander: It's still disturbing.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw2FfRuRnL
Anya: Deal with it.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM8j6wNISr
(Anya and Xander kiss.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqz0Z5fCVC
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrfgpKUAmz
(the warriors cats come padding in.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4MNmTgOs3
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzsBewAbtt
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S9aALf99L
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60ggOTmmaW
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik0mK5TF7F
Graystripe: We all are.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxQiX3BQWz
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GQZEB1hwx
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0CimO6xIr
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK3Uq7u8G4
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssjO9Y6bkT
Crowfeather: He's good.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT5zJE5VXe
Tigerheart: Very good.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJJ0swbOkq
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayDLcyiOMr
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7HrrhsFGM
Squirrelflight: Hey now.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv6UxcNgiz
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt2Byy9B71
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci8HlbtyX3
Mistystar: They're right.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZoYIEKq2w
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ442pGhpKqz
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo6llblB8T
(Every cat is silent.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJqXKScpkj
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sabhrEBIj
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT8DnTAHF9
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaWwPb46z4
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3JsAfNy0H
Princess: You, too.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpHyQBgVOx
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu7qTO0snJ
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxNcyP982r
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpV690oMs1
(Anya picks up Firestar.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCm3sggAOF
Firestar: Watch it.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eOlieFNOH
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahQKDNn1Xa
Xander: An, these cats are wild.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCXKnWkmoX
Anya: You're no fun.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqSVma4EVT
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqs2Pdtx3W
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIItp34Kr5j
Leafpool: Are you okay?509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYHfCRCNyR
Firestar: I'm fine.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtZZx22kK5
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTCXWwjyPB
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqD2SSZtfw
Sookie: Likewise.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97Bjqj90hD
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCJqBdXJoJ
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7ksQbPdhu
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXiIpbO1Sn
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEztgyXek7U
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGai6Qs4ayR
Sookie: That's so cute!509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIDjUAID6H
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRO07A3pqO
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK1DxSzQ8N
Longtail: Mousefur?509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ0WXqAf1R
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDJqqSCL7u
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO1NHLMnc9
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLGaxAwECN
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV8RzLqc3E
Crookedstar: I agree.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzS4xkiI2A
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTCh6y4sKD
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyuF1b6P6K
Graystripe: Count me in.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHSy7nOdI9
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ros1WrSIb
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAGXMynI3M
(Anya smiles.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqlQxNST7R
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygrgoIeKJp
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCbUqMnHJu
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmWNWydhbS
(Anya and Xander kiss.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmp8Znv8NL
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iqjHymOpx
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrGiFJX2GY
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LxtY3kNv8
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsc7oKMCs8
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMvGDNkDNy
Ferncloud: I agree.
