從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo28em0qHL
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH2OEUDAhe
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T28bvyQhl
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRTJJp1uob
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBnlwYrkEm
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3fh6gBXuv
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnmnaCPVBn
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUbYdoNrjY
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi44UCrRgX7
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNrF6v985J
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVqYHih5On
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4i1kw4ZTv
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSC6NdiJUF
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耳機插頭默默伸長。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhp4i9B6yp
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30hURSWT6C
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電電，卒。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZBE684lfi
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXTaNHxPMm
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“？？？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDDKNCuzAt
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdguKzEEdy
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“上鳴！！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkftKgxpQ7
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rbUWUom0N
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GVsTI3BQG
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbqmgjstf1
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“我們？！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmAHc3WBGQ
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小姐姐震驚了。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwi0QiOJGT
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZ0FKi0fPF
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQXCqhnlPZ
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQS00iY8ch
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrIEFoiHVU
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbgAGTNp1S
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來日方長。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaghswWZ6E
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他們還有很長很長的時間。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EX3ItC1Gb
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnSSswULf0
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uWk8O2SSn
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi1MrEjcPv
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耳郎︰“……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi9Ctr3WqR
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摔！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzViAVWj3MH
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauDgkokG4z
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy3x87MON1
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGfDyvbCtS
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA2hriqnMj
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“……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbYxQrDeLR
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIT63Avrr6
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyrLEVIpf0
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“……”迷之微笑。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i1RVJ8jqn
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“ 擦。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypuEDC5eza
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfreuDuIZj
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswsaZ5ZYKX
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXJlOO3jmM
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也是非常頑強了……476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwScuVbqNO
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp8ks8yzFk
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“哇啊啊啊！！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEDrUqHYH1
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETiyfTMNaI
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUT9BqSd05
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU94lb14ZCl
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH7Qey1wRA
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3tanIgDT4
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkrWkBG8PZ
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVCz22RaGR
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFk8kuYp3pN
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88Lg5uoiNW
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhIyxCSS6K
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZ08yaq4Um
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwmbc1Mn1z
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNcvEU3KAy
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想！都！別！想！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8tkWGNWZc
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzRE81dzs5
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBuT1gTkip
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嗯？476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NYOwpZbiN
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXvjWm3OnC
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH59yRwF1Ne
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfsGkCmnyk
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN2Ek64AMR
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOXSibfFQh
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmKVCqCXHk
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我一個都不想選！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOksylXK2T
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jLj6EvaMe
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhJIHbT2Qc
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQimaUftSs
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“不，我不要！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Uz5Y1CBH2
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“快點。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPrFQzB28E
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidDfyxG7uO
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“少廢話。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7ee1bKfJy
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3nhhfiGoM
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLfLfMMtYi
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“想……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vNmmQQ8om
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSM4RIz6VE
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最討厭停電了！！！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGkXMEsiJi
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明天就去投訴物業！！！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS4C7SWcjw
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx0UHj5DOp
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETwhXOpqhJ
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七點。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNfuTSpAMd
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGawaFsYxET
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppESiN4BWA
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCfiK93Xk1
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwZKksTpBE
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“是嗎？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B7N333HWK
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7JLV8UHhb
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRiOkGr3T9
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0HCLWfQun
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PThHwLTyf
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GnCWPsBms
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46Ekhnr9Jx
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鎭？476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZn1YNoWLs
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耳郎扶額︰“……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYYLSeNSbA
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真是沒眼看了。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Sz6DWy78z
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xdzYwryzX
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwMcSbStM1
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVTAZOa17w
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn63w6rXiz
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAKNr7wpXC
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCHVYCtWml
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64L6XcjUI5
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlTvjayr07
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NAfZScL2h
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“喂！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbBVdPrscN
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnUOy7tsYm
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLkkUtuGGu
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoXFmR6Wgo
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33UdFEcqgs
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrZxHBAK3u
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf61QTn3ay
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZcTcTJ6CW
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上耳︰“……”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSlqnzKLQt
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這幫家伙真不客氣。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtJ7SGg22g
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4pbO976Ty
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qd542g4Km
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljXCgbZvyx
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaCSYnYxMu
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDhk35ywpJ
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDs50EOut8
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcovGbSM63
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv7qPmMFjk
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYRg1Q18Jd
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfDuyhvzgq
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh2TgETnFJ
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVsHrYeARe
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp9TJb9Jku
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眾︰“……？”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNT3leN4Ke
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUT1XlMhnR
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFJ0hYQ6nt
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“我樂意寵她。”476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhovIooU5h
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你們管得著嗎？476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0C605NLNN
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