從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxviU1ZpnM9
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lRUXhiquY
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ3fHzJtWt
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy8uFyBA2C
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM8liKaG7o
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFliYksSVj
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcQg7oV69K
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK5mwHbn4e
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9srTXBo2VV
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbPBF0EvPE
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF0YuUECNe
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTZeDeyD4G
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxVg2FRKPU
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耳機插頭默默伸長。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom58obkFIw
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MZ81ichr3
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電電，卒。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp9wnzHuX6
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53crzsIjE6
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CxJKDeWzN
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“上鳴！！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuo5LBJJZ1
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaz3CRh12i
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG08PX3bD0
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jyTkKvPcf
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“我們？！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT42SAtWiX
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小姐姐震驚了。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt02vhNUuU
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7sGuNdlOD
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq9RBBcQ7F
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvgZFXdoYW
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5xi09c7Ic
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ168WRRrSNw
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來日方長。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHD3aWNHLk
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他們還有很長很長的時間。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBp92ONPTH
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKmkj3Rg36
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3Y6JWkEyk
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIvRbXVD8C
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耳郎︰“……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MiWIMV8Cv
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摔！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy9eWm9eV0
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOXYyd897z
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviyK4osODq
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vFttZRZQq
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8M1ffcGAv
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8arnBUt38l
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZn9FaKx0w
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“……”迷之微笑。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JqDU4ULAc
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“ 擦。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHxl2Ibf3H
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXh4P1Inw9S
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w804HSMLS
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInP66CQ7QA
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也是非常頑強了……431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4KPUwxmBF
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfCmjVgUVp
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“哇啊啊啊！！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYtQvkL3FW
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtL5S2xwVN
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkoFgd2vDm
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVMNXx6TwA
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWqjYMECVQ
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCQK0Rs0hH
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7AOYj8Gjb
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Zr7p9WRYk
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGZnEqjYrG
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGOvw9tGjN
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJejadTUlXO
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtk88YYhWQ
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbApdx9q4h
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E14uOq0mh
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想！都！別！想！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38gbvM9QDU
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wRR9bbbwj
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WaFf8Anni
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嗯？431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttzhDHFKst
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsRgf7wDUr
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShf9CrFUNx
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt8ftj5BfT
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzlSkUMRz7
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizM97ole6I
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo0tkLZtLi
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我一個都不想選！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU2gy5yci6
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKrV9skgCW
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClw4htJip5
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZKcsqCTY4
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“不，我不要！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovbV8oYe0s
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“快點。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSr9u1sH5c
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiNJZYuGtB
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“少廢話。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveavVHZ9h2
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm8q03C0u2
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VnydA4kFZ
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“想……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn3hx3aDsH
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkSVVPtrhb
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最討厭停電了！！！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMizGI2CDQ
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明天就去投訴物業！！！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhqpr5wlBH
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWKpI1aLei
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ch01UI27w
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七點。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSmtoyKzxC
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzNMIFgKSR
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1AT2FsicH
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVHpAt3lWO
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGtJUe4y3h
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“是嗎？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hBRA31GKH
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28Kk8RYCoi
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyNNp4XbjA
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQGPLVOp9i
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYuYZfoyC6
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfyAwDWVh3
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL0Hvo5qsN
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鎭？431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpao4pr2Nx
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耳郎扶額︰“……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRA21tHtdU
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真是沒眼看了。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIaCKlO8g3
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9JVsxxQyY
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFNoUzBzyP
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2xOYZ6G69
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7wNHs5a5u
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWpLORflX0
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cPuYDqKgw
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ul3qBOfLk
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLHi7AFNzn
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn2tYEV7jO
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“喂！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LmfI4KKee
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6E2Spua1q
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHK4DqcVJk
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpizKTzLRq
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMZUTN5kze
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZD7vk0Ven
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVmeU4zrWP
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQfQrvPC7M
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上耳︰“……”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF9cuv5eX0
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這幫家伙真不客氣。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHuVTTDxQC
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7SDxXctjE
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYb0vEh8k5
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPhFh4x6j5
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp90y5wzlaa
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLkxQODniG
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0NGnWye9y
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmiBBAaJHF
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qpE0ur195
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8pvCEyBUn
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXsUep8mOW
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVUOtXhZG7
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXvvTmYOQ6
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWKEihkGzZ
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眾︰“……？”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAgsu17BKW
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ytitq7obj
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAnnDR7v4R
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“我樂意寵她。”431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78l7O9BFc4
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你們管得著嗎？431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAOFHEZmvO
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