從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHzr7wRSK1
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZaeoyYv1J
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1LDhBllrP
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthxEzHQ7aM
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHfKqCzP3C
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUQzszqZKb
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg7Whrf0rw
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrDj0bY7MI
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqK6gfmsOz
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YBjjcNqOX
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D2Eat1WdR
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSR1OJCk76
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIDCZA9tYS
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耳機插頭默默伸長。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9BNXK2yid
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rbEjwSnKx
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電電，卒。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw4z8rAtnC
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u1CtDeu94
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHgXpSFovs
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“上鳴！！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnmX4fmmWx
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LPXw8zrPE
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UN8JbPy1B
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNkApm6Kkc
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“我們？！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH98bfgZHNj
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小姐姐震驚了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aUbgF8UBc
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IjRly3M0E
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvTWPafmxt
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmapT78854
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoTfbaNxso
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUG3UYUOQCt
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來日方長。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxAzH7Hh8H
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他們還有很長很長的時間。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLyg2LRluY
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOx7J35nxLr
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmQ2XqMNm1
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwl3brykEO
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耳郎︰“……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDHtyrmoNO
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摔！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk97HzrI4M
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzTcXUhLkK
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAKA0YhhOr
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7TCA59iGi
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeGReaUEVM
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“……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jAM0WAnj7
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexDbB3s6Co
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNPicOATfQ
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“……”迷之微笑。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78ZXBPhNDu
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“ 擦。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkkmjXD2jY
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtatHZ6OTj
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0Xd9yc2DY
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGHzYa6sa2
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也是非常頑強了……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3ZGC66zNM
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjGzA1VGWr
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“哇啊啊啊！！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43Bne47j66
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKmETdJ190
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEazBVj7vam
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZooq8blTD
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKq7J1pM1x
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKQsBWqa2n
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dYJcofA1E
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOVw4Pyko3
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRUQpgEMR4
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr06j4GgQB
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GtAFjmda2
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUM8UXL7RGH
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpSCXfAZG3
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz1K9hLpLB
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想！都！別！想！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMbBpIiiaJ
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7aMBJU1TY
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgCWZzhDFd
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嗯？447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0BaZELYTh
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ44iTNRK4f
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2pX80rRXa
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPgQ2fqYo0
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9NPVlP3yB
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn4VMR0PNP
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1XWTRThwG
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我一個都不想選！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEscnajGmh
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NP10j6g0m
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVSM4h1oVp
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vW5AdSbvO
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“不，我不要！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypiHCbzrp9
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“快點。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUCCuGfsFl
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgdeGXkn66
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“少廢話。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXEw65l2Dy
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNcy0xTyef
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKnYKC9XM3
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“想……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHonMrjA2w4
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUHCpzCyj7
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最討厭停電了！！！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckuoApti7K
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明天就去投訴物業！！！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6Z7EwBPjz
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq8MRZjfX1
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5QzX1QuAX
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七點。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5kG1elAPm
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwost5uePs
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8fjT1qFIH
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3WAa11JWd
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRJVOtbvPc
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“是嗎？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGqaK5ZdGY
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwS5nr0fly
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllzPjNjvVZ
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0HMyezQUM
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVJyJN6csb
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqJeeNlBCk
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5SK5u7zUC
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鎭？447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lx6ljrqY5
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耳郎扶額︰“……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xzyj3732L
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真是沒眼看了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtLiurW8pM
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBll47R0sE
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE9YJkeEP6
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T2fB3rcuX
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEgHzGQA3N
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZAERLwnVl
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVJVhzIfEd
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MsWt2HRYt
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cbRg2C4hp
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgDOZoKP9C
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“喂！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yOc38F4Cw
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ8Nl6M1rf
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk0XYakZRz
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITedlyeTmt
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu1834cg01
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZZdL0GX85
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP167goqHAL
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHtBUlumGE
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上耳︰“……”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfFFVlelpH
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這幫家伙真不客氣。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXdLZXkc4h
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5Zk983I2y
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpVK4XqIUu
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtJPQtok4E
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ci0lSfov0
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IyoHZUMXs
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmr0h865tp
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG4d8JNHRY
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dx4Px8JZm
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Iepa0L7k2
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FHAFOQSJO
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtO7bFMe3D1
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNe2ZgzNBK
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQfYl3xLiO
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眾︰“……？”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqygZWNEPh2
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF4JJ1RcXL
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy6GEZTdyC
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“我樂意寵她。”447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF9jKtHNhk
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你們管得著嗎？447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62Ndxwkuuj
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