從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfOEoT28hF
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiUlw5pH1f
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI70mPZorr8
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrBSMdJt31
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbwJTr3PsS
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE4q3jI4B1
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8YaZxIfWS
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0qYQiAEMP
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAw4lmpBBlN
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qyovooDZW
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdXExbVULy
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSYwh65gEj
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOvqH9kBwj
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耳機插頭默默伸長。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44jaRbp0Ut
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG53LfJlOD
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電電，卒。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx6lv5DFvr
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbsHXmE1D7
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kg8N2vFvs
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“上鳴！！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ9AUTvLUv
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0V5W4twgM
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPgW1DWNRJ
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDUC4qWh7L
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“我們？！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvyOTaJztA
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小姐姐震驚了。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU7hG50wHF
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45zIwj4rTL
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbgYNLYwBN
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlziWHJ1kD
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOHJ7Cqa06
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡon42S0goM9
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來日方長。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv0Jneu4Gh
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他們還有很長很長的時間。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eQwZEGWwt
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXghjzxcIB
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWIuCwu8Q7
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeznr9bVA1t
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耳郎︰“……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr9K43dgmV
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摔！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJo78tXR19
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3GMoFtXtz
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqOYpko51Q
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ0mamUpUZ
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH7DNPXQfi
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIVDXpZWKH
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPePia6t1e
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“……”迷之微笑。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd70BkSxpw
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“ 擦。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0NIJdLyuS
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZZEneBq6O
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyVrtQ5DMR
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwnazhQbhF
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也是非常頑強了……481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFzsYIeDYj
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztygpHNZmC
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“哇啊啊啊！！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ygtw3YH2s
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZNCpqZOep
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFwCTAtTbH
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQXiGgvNww
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxX3LdvYqi
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSV4LnibWg
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmcLAKNo6c
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIu8QxldGZ
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY8Venblwv
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVnaHQRIF3
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBydlivFIU
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uiwNJpyTQ
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoO3jXujRW
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGizpfNTKFe
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想！都！別！想！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGpzJuPiBB
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyYwB7Ze2V
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdmJMVujW3
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嗯？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K0IswwhtH
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zMxv3MtWp
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhYnTWouEH
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsooOHptOuw
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS0JnSagKe
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3XGzRP2lp
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrnEzuyKxs
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我一個都不想選！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DFKNPX2oh
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfSfUkRswV
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmYhQBgqZn
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCObmRhNSz
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“不，我不要！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqldwHBR1J
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“快點。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nXa8MzmbT
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAHblHh0nF
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“少廢話。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHKvz7cDhs
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyLuBY2pnx
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGwh41sfPJ
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“想……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IDnzUaspn
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1WRlTnp1a
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最討厭停電了！！！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEeOpPO8Lx
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明天就去投訴物業！！！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiQ0jnWloZ
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkcVogV09t
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyPmQBtHlD
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnlBojqGwc
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c3r2Hn8fZ
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN8EOOoo8m
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65L8US5sLn
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“是嗎？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X8Eti0rUk
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB13rWFonwG
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0PUGuts51
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73uISWRiok
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TKvH3gDV5
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41Mt95tRQu
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaWRE0JOWf
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鎭？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYBR0VsFcS
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耳郎扶額︰“……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUM57OWhCq
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真是沒眼看了。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU2EgnYXxg
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuhI9HSvts
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oTE85mbmp
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAXiqmzkoI
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvmlYvsoK0
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UyXvjr9YZ
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o556zN4XD
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGyAEwwJdm
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl0oBviCqu
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BW10WOi1D
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“喂！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZziQx72IIu
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIitXG2wec0
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJXSskK3kl
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhAPAVu15u
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZlgTD184h
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukcFiBC31H
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZm2AlVQV4
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ8mBZbAyX
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上耳︰“……”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL65CDOtdcR
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這幫家伙真不客氣。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT6AM5CHpU
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnep6cyWsfe
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPETnZvEvKf
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkeJmxFfqz
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJLdRBXo41
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvyIpmKAv3
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySnFudHO5N
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIA7WlPkKFF
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa15wwgCvXp
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMpH2qs7lp
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkd4Lvo0Jg
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOPN5bc5gP
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZnFkGWm0j
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHTrpvxLMB
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眾︰“……？”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfgHo8ENAk
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ61cBJH7Jx
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0M7oT59e0
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“我樂意寵她。”481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHKFbYFOfB
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你們管得著嗎？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypYKzm1NKh
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