Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo372Please respect copyright.PENANAn1AJO18SXl
- iPhones are SEXY372Please respect copyright.PENANAqTvg7Kn6SP
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!372Please respect copyright.PENANAlf3k6V2Kk4
- YOU LIE372Please respect copyright.PENANA15zlymDlNF
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag372Please respect copyright.PENANAAHwQF8jHea
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 372Please respect copyright.PENANAKwVYBHnclH
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 372Please respect copyright.PENANAMAwVy9W9nM
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.372Please respect copyright.PENANAAIVXhD77cX
- Character development is only possible through murder.372Please respect copyright.PENANAaLzCj3zI10
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania372Please respect copyright.PENANAyinMWKeA3K
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools372Please respect copyright.PENANA0Acfn74EvS
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess372Please respect copyright.PENANAVHMoPsEnTQ
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct372Please respect copyright.PENANAKA3wcXzkQk
- i like the *bling* *bling*372Please respect copyright.PENANAG4Uc0HG9h8
- hashtag accessorize372Please respect copyright.PENANAdgk2MsUxH2
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!372Please respect copyright.PENANALtMI83KL2u
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!372Please respect copyright.PENANA6G4AhyHc6v
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!372Please respect copyright.PENANArtHdDrY4z5
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore372Please respect copyright.PENANAiZHMTU5ZpV
- we're done here, you butcher.372Please respect copyright.PENANAL9ImO7L6Bq
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN372Please respect copyright.PENANAkBjeXQ83Ya
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...372Please respect copyright.PENANAavBPSs1aLe
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars372Please respect copyright.PENANAfwH6QJnr4V
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.372Please respect copyright.PENANAo5bDI7m9ur
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 372Please respect copyright.PENANABgAOq7SWrd
kid 2: sure. 372Please respect copyright.PENANAzTilZzLRiP
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 372Please respect copyright.PENANAPJ9Al99AkQ
kid 2: ... sure.372Please respect copyright.PENANAEDBoOy4dgM