Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo340Please respect copyright.PENANAbvMjepzkLH
- iPhones are SEXY340Please respect copyright.PENANAlvJOigSmJG
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!340Please respect copyright.PENANAe6uLKZnXof
- YOU LIE340Please respect copyright.PENANAtmRPM3giNC
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag340Please respect copyright.PENANANPcIY9Q6fS
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 340Please respect copyright.PENANA8hTJHulN0j
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 340Please respect copyright.PENANA4YLcBErdmh
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.340Please respect copyright.PENANADUguPRkmko
- Character development is only possible through murder.340Please respect copyright.PENANAX7XoopimEg
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania340Please respect copyright.PENANAaLrzNK11jb
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools340Please respect copyright.PENANAECFuAd0vC7
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess340Please respect copyright.PENANAHkryY011SA
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct340Please respect copyright.PENANA7wj4RtiboM
- i like the *bling* *bling*340Please respect copyright.PENANAK9R0dO0G26
- hashtag accessorize340Please respect copyright.PENANAX9kyEgGQaQ
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!340Please respect copyright.PENANAE7fWqchwvh
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!340Please respect copyright.PENANATKWnezo7Xo
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!340Please respect copyright.PENANAi4uSksTdZF
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore340Please respect copyright.PENANAjPlj3njlDP
- we're done here, you butcher.340Please respect copyright.PENANAH7W5FNyfLU
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN340Please respect copyright.PENANAJuSng1FVG2
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...340Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y2HjpO4g7
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars340Please respect copyright.PENANAuncTQiLxG8
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.340Please respect copyright.PENANAzNrrZ3LyDc
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 340Please respect copyright.PENANAww9AIEvNui
kid 2: sure. 340Please respect copyright.PENANApAnf8izLHP
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 340Please respect copyright.PENANAJeY2rWSgSR
kid 2: ... sure.340Please respect copyright.PENANAWnT44575J6