Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo381Please respect copyright.PENANAMV70Z5DpIi
- iPhones are SEXY381Please respect copyright.PENANAYWJS6oeGlY
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!381Please respect copyright.PENANAbxD3yF8Jzb
- YOU LIE381Please respect copyright.PENANAdPvLpHCQQi
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag381Please respect copyright.PENANAaMyTWNTJUW
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 381Please respect copyright.PENANAmdqRNa9nM8
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 381Please respect copyright.PENANAjUD6O0T9Rm
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.381Please respect copyright.PENANAZbtxMZJmd8
- Character development is only possible through murder.381Please respect copyright.PENANAyhZERbWjzH
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania381Please respect copyright.PENANAWAHgji2vmm
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools381Please respect copyright.PENANADmLXjokOo1
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess381Please respect copyright.PENANANg2lVnfuxU
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct381Please respect copyright.PENANAniMr661W2C
- i like the *bling* *bling*381Please respect copyright.PENANArZDvIQWBTI
- hashtag accessorize381Please respect copyright.PENANAPvEkdzdYzb
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!381Please respect copyright.PENANAr47iZx3xNH
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!381Please respect copyright.PENANANO8epmwiGF
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!381Please respect copyright.PENANA9bEJfceomn
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore381Please respect copyright.PENANArbmA0oNnFu
- we're done here, you butcher.381Please respect copyright.PENANAF68beWAIaM
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN381Please respect copyright.PENANAekk5FpG1EC
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...381Please respect copyright.PENANAElKU1JrTBo
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars381Please respect copyright.PENANAGWOr1hb7UI
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.381Please respect copyright.PENANAB4DPnpRyBv
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 381Please respect copyright.PENANAKpIDFepgpO
kid 2: sure. 381Please respect copyright.PENANAa1NnOPo77p
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 381Please respect copyright.PENANArDIs8k1u9T
kid 2: ... sure.381Please respect copyright.PENANArGtzU5E7ti