我扮作一臉無辜的說:「我話呢,確實係有條囡又攬我,又請我食波餅呀。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAGaB1q0CgpX
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「你真係畀人攬過?!食…波餅添?」她連帶聲線都開始尖銳。315Please respect copyright.PENANA1cEnQ6b5XI
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「係哩,嗰條囡啱先仲大大力扭我耳仔添。」我斜眼陰陰笑的看著她。根本由第一天開始,她的扭耳功都是輕輕的,毫髮不傷。315Please respect copyright.PENANAoUnFMOOjiw
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她終於醒悟到我是講緊佢獨家代理的小饅頭,鬆開手彈開,狠狠地白我一眼。「金魚佬!無良心。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAEjJmSYpO04
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我乘機拖返實佢隻手,封鎖唔畀佢再放上我耳仔。呵呵…我相信只有個低能妹先信我咁有魅力會吸引到女同學,肯定因為有以前泳池邊收金牌的「童年陰影」了。哈,連我自己都唔信我會咁有吸引力,咪玩啦。315Please respect copyright.PENANAiWJP1iaJxZ
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「你咁開心做咩呀。」她淡淡的掃我一眼。315Please respect copyright.PENANA8uUmM9K8lu
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「無吖,邊有呢,唔笑唔通喊咩。」經過長時間的鬥智鬥力,我已經「被」訓練到把嘴「有力一駁」,唔使吓吓「話不還口」。315Please respect copyright.PENANASwH2SX31f3
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「噉點解個表妹特登搵你幫手嘅?Leon都識游水㗎。」她突然又轉回之前的話題。315Please respect copyright.PENANAA9mHyUyjs6
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死火,又開始捐窿捐罅。「誒…唔關表妹事,我唔識表妹㗎,係表哥搵我啫,佢貪我『梗頸四』又有拯溺牌嘛。」要極速割蓆劃清界線,唔係又硬哽生豬肉。315Please respect copyright.PENANA2qlrQFMATL
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「吓,你有拯溺牌?!」她瞪大眼盯著我。315Please respect copyright.PENANAxvTHBIvG0A
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「…有…呀,中學時考咗…」我知道我又舐嘢了,只好硬著頭皮回話。315Please respect copyright.PENANAfZElxAXJiS
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「你唔話我知嘅?噫~~以前識游水又唔講我知!我唔鍾意你乜都唔講我知呀~噫呀~」果然不出所料,又怪我收收埋埋了。315Please respect copyright.PENANA9CDCu1ztZn
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我只好無奈的答她:「係嘅大王,我以為呢啲咁廢嘅嘢妳唔想知嘛。哎呀,小學雞隨便都考到㗎啦,游水冠軍又通街都係,我都醜到唔敢提呀。」唉~小野蠻發作又真係咩嘢位都入到嘅,唔通我識「電光毒龍鑽」又話妳知咩。315Please respect copyright.PENANAQFukggFkqG