──野貓的一生就是要不斷護衛自己的蛋蛋跟尾巴──(為了銀時的幸福,土方君加油噢~)←這原本是分隔線(ㄎㄠ)9Please respect copyright.PENANAhIxZOol325
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土方深吸一口氣,朝著晴朗無垠的天空大聲咆哮……9Please respect copyright.PENANAAU6z6mjHie
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「開什麼玩笑!護衛蛋蛋就算了為什麼連我不需要的尾巴也要保護?!是要老子以後都用這個身體跟銀時口口嗎?這樣會有市場嗎作者你說啊?!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAJmPOMJ2c7m
「喂,新來的,你在那邊喊個什麼?快點過來。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAAQK7LurxA7
「……是。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA8KuDxoRjeN
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在某間破落的神社院子裡,歌舞伎町的流浪貓們似乎是以此為據點,放眼望去全都是長著肉球滿臉是毛的貓科動物,土方今天的眼神已經不知道死透幾次了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAmIMo2sOsdG
他步伐闌珊地跟著那隻領著他來到這裡的花斑貓走到正殿後方,一個龐然巨物頓時遮去了所有陽光,令土方吃了一驚。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1MhfncX0wF
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「芳一,這是今天剛到的新人,交給你了。」花斑貓以敬畏的口吻說道,將土方留在原地後甩甩尾巴離開。9Please respect copyright.PENANAsaHKIi5BUg
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一隻比普通貓兒大上許多的身軀趴在破舊的延廊上,光是腳掌似乎就跟土方現在的頭一般大,牠的身上與臉上到處佈滿舊疤,最顯眼的是原本應該是兩只耳朵的地方空空蕩蕩,不知是在哪場惡戰中失去的。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1yyQdKu7XQ
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牠是歌舞伎町的野貓之王──芳一。9Please respect copyright.PENANA3bP78v9Dv3
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芳一坐起身從廊上跳到土方面前,牠的身高大概是土方的兩倍,雖然外貌看起來已經開始老去,但依舊散發著一股不可觸犯的強大氣勢。9Please respect copyright.PENANAhuLoSgiRVK
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土方不由得淌下冷汗。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7k71LG6nGL
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芳一沒說話,一雙利眼細細打量著土方,像在審視著什麼,過了好一會兒才開口。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7EjhYbYbg5
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「你……你的蛋蛋應該還在吧。」9Please respect copyright.PENANACCUBj4bGFU
「為什麼一開口就問這種令人害羞的問題啊!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAGEmyRY7Ddb
「因為很多因素我無法多講(因為會爆字數),但我相信你一定是費盡千辛萬苦才來到這裡。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAYqD9wQGafA
「不,我只是跟著路上隨處可見的野貓走而已。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhMhxOFDblx
「不過你也不用太擔心,自從經過之前的大規模蛋蛋摘取事件後,街上的野貓們多少都產生了一點團體意識,至少不會在你的蛋蛋有危機的時候拋下你的蛋蛋逃走。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAySuDgXU5OS
「那個,從剛剛開始就不知道你是什麼意思啊,說的好像重要的不是我而是蛋蛋。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAo5WuTTlN1t
「說起那件事情就十分懷念啊,都是托了那個小子的福啊……」9Please respect copyright.PENANABYFEdK43zQ
「喂你有在聽我說話嗎死老頭。不要自己一個人在那邊回味往事啊死老頭。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA982ptZ3akD
「那隻不知道從哪裡來,後來也無聲無息不見的傢伙……銀……」9Please respect copyright.PENANAT6HoBWCkry
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土方青損著一張貓臉,已經無力吐槽的同時聽到了熟悉的關鍵字,讓他瞬間抬起頭來。9Please respect copyright.PENANANhbk2cutTB
眼前的芳一臉上帶著叫做緬懷的神情,他似乎可以在那個傷痕累累的軀體上,找出許多的故事。9Please respect copyright.PENANAZdRCNG0Gl4
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「那個,你叫什麼名字?」芳一沉澱了一會兒後,轉過來問他。9Please respect copyright.PENANAa6Kn9Kpvv0
「土方十四郎……」9Please respect copyright.PENANA3K2dq97wnX
「太長了,叫多串就好。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAImKq4hEKQA
「你是從哪聽來這個名字的啊╬」9Please respect copyright.PENANArMnFpouweB
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全然不管土方的吐槽抬起腳搔了搔臉的芳一,突然停下動作往神社前方的方向嗅聞了下。9Please respect copyright.PENANAX5WkuQMQ94
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「有人來了。」牠說,轉過身慢悠悠地往前方走去,土方不知道如何是好,只得跟著上去。9Please respect copyright.PENANAaUUFQv7y4D
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──一抹銀色在陽光顯得光亮無比。9Please respect copyright.PENANAvbScX8w5WQ
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「原來真的在這裡啊……」坂田銀時看著眼前一大一小的兩隻貓稍稍鬆過一口氣。9Please respect copyright.PENANA4PaQ87cklo
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因為之前的經驗(?),讓他很快就想到了這個地方,三步併兩步的跑過來,就看見自家的青光眼貓站在芳一背後,一臉驚愕疑惑。9Please respect copyright.PENANAcd8ZaWtryM
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「真是麻煩,不是早就跟你說了別隨便亂跑出去嗎?」將土方提了起來,阿銀的死魚眼睛難得露出幾分嚴肅,目不轉睛地盯著眼前的貓。「要是出事了你叫我怎麼辦……?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAPwhHm7TXlY
他輕聲說道,將土方抱進懷裡,吊著的一顆心總算放了下來。9Please respect copyright.PENANAW7u9djXB3N
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即使是以貓的姿態,土方還是感到臉頰一陣火熱。他稍稍撇過頭去看芳一,看見後者一副了然的神情。9Please respect copyright.PENANAaxztZrWQWA
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「你這小子既然還有可以回去的地方就別待在這,要是下次讓我再在街上見到你,不用等防疫所的人了,我會先把你的蛋蛋摘掉。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAUdFtq5XTQu
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是說為什麼從頭到尾都要提他的蛋蛋啊!他的蛋蛋是有貴重到跟能實現願望的球相比嗎?!土方翻了個大白眼。9Please respect copyright.PENANA4KANGYpgbp
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把土方揣在懷裡,阿銀轉過身離開,在側身過去的那瞬間與芳一的眼神四目重疊。9Please respect copyright.PENANAhrOaNJoJth
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這傢伙麻煩你了啊。9Please respect copyright.PENANAgg4cX5c9an
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目送兩人離去,芳一淡淡嘆了口氣,準備再回去找個好位置睡個小覺。9Please respect copyright.PENANAcQSj3gdf3v
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戀愛中的情侶放的閃光,連他這隻貓都眼疼。9Please respect copyright.PENANAJiMdW3IOkS
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「太好了,還好找到多串了,要不然沖田君說的那些草莓牛奶巧克力聖代冰淇淋鬆餅栗子夾心蛋糕水果綜合千層派跟丸子串就傷腦筋了。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAMYItuhP4dT
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噗通一聲,歌舞伎町的野貓王瞬間倒地,再起不能。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1tXIsl8HhE
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土方的歌舞伎町野貓藍調,耗時兩小時,落幕。9Please respect copyright.PENANAZ68xeweFpV
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浴室的門被拉開,半缸的水有點涼,阿銀也不管那麼多,手一鬆就把貓扔下水去。土方嗚哇亂叫,可是聲音除了喵喵喵之外就是嗷嗷嗷沒人聽的懂。9Please respect copyright.PENANAkvJ9aGRyvT
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「髒的要命,是跑到哪個垃圾堆裡去打滾了?」他拿起刷子也不墊墊力氣就往土方身上用力刷,要是新八在這肯定會尖叫阻止。9Please respect copyright.PENANADiFF3Y85af
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──銀桑等等那是用來刷地板的不是給貓洗澡的!9Please respect copyright.PENANAZYrRAHT5Bt
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浴室裡水聲四濺,件隨著貓的嘶吼跟人的喊叫,活像大戰一樣。9Please respect copyright.PENANAwl7YWxUBXS
一番刷洗後土方被用力浸到水裡,只露個鼻頭在水面,那種下一瞬間就會滅頂的感覺實在不好用,土方掙扎的更厲害,水潑的到處都是,連阿銀都無可倖免,一頭自然捲被淋濕後意外的有些直順,配上濕淋淋的臉孔,顯露出與以往不同的風情。9Please respect copyright.PENANAU7c1BfwsQe
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可惡!如果是人的話就能「消音──」再「消音──」了!土方貓扼腕的轉過臉,兩行清淚滴落水中。9Please respect copyright.PENANAdnuFghgi86
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梳洗完的土方被放到吹風機底下,按鈕一按就轟隆隆快震破他的耳膜,還得聽某個自然捲的抱怨。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjMfnYkKlKU
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「可惡啊就算變成貓了毛也柔順成這樣是什麼意思?乾脆帶去剃光算了嗯就這麼辦吧!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhkvXzHH1gz
「喵嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚!」(譯:MB你敢剃老子就把你的自然捲全拔光!)9Please respect copyright.PENANATTALIbUcS4
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好不容易逃出浴室,土方喘著氣坐在萬事屋的客廳地板上,感覺自己的人生已經如同風中殘燭。9Please respect copyright.PENANArbmO6HKyPN
坂田銀時經過客廳,看也不看地上的土方,逕自走到冰箱前,打開,拿出一瓶冰涼的草莓牛奶仰頭就灌,發出滿足的嘆息。9Please respect copyright.PENANAZKuybnGarA
他走回客廳坐在沙發上,打開電視拿起JUMP,哈哈哈地享受著小小的庶民之樂。9Please respect copyright.PENANA34IwCQgCzX
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土方貓坐在地上直盯著他看,好一會兒才得到他的注目。9Please respect copyright.PENANABv66TAs5Uc
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「唉呀,我都忘記多串了,真不好意思。你肚子餓了吧,我弄點東西給你。」他放下草莓牛奶蹲下身輕輕拍著土方貓的頭頂,一臉抱歉的說,然後走進廚房去了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAN8GC3dreNP
土方貓有一瞬間非常感動。9Please respect copyright.PENANAPEsljHppv7
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銀時到底還是關心他的!即使嘴上這邊念那邊念,他終究還是在乎自己的!就像自己一樣,如果今天銀時變成了貓,他就算翹班也會去給他排隊兩小時買紅豆餡餅──!9Please respect copyright.PENANAvws6EKS5YU
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「來,這是多串最喜歡的美乃滋大餐喔。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAXUyvfTJ7Iv
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碰一聲將今天新買的寵物用食碗放在土方貓面前,阿銀捏著鼻子轉開一瓶新開的美乃滋,將裡頭黃油油的醬料全擠在碗裡,滿的都流到了地上。9Please respect copyright.PENANAy4xfzGIAEp
土方貓的眼神真的死透了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAScqKfGbRcr
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直到瓶子裡再也擠不出一滴東西後,阿銀才把空瓶扔進垃圾桶裡,對土方露出佛心來著的笑容。9Please respect copyright.PENANAi5ON8EpERJ
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「這樣的殺必死,可沒有下次囉。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA0icepS1H3M
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說完他坐回沙發,繼續一邊喝他的草莓牛奶配電視哈哈大笑。9Please respect copyright.PENANA9zrts4NLc6
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土方決定,等他變回來之後,一定要在這傢伙全身擠滿美乃滋然後讓自己舔掉!一定要!9Please respect copyright.PENANACTnvYIosUV
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晚上,萬事屋的兩個助手還是沒回來。阿銀邊怨嘆著什麼小孩子大了翅膀就硬了之類的話一邊鋪好棉被,準備就寢。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7kVo1h8qGi
還是一只青光眼煙臭貓的真選組副長坐在臥室門口,看著正躺進被窩的阿銀。9Please respect copyright.PENANAT4UoV7Lvkk
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可惡,要是人就可以……他今天不知道第幾次說這樣的形式句了,土方貓用爪子刮花牆壁已示憤怒。9Please respect copyright.PENANAMsD49N81Oz
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「喂,你幹什麼呢。」頭頂突然傳來銀時的聲音,接著土方今天同樣不知道第幾次被阿銀輕鬆拎起,抱著黑貓重新坐進棉被裡。9Please respect copyright.PENANAyfC0vfRoI4
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「晚上很涼的,你不怕感冒啊。」阿銀說著,將土方用棉被厚實地蓋著,就這樣臉貼著臉安靜地躺著。9Please respect copyright.PENANA3HugGJWR9u
明明不是第一次相擁而眠,但以這種姿態睡覺還是第一次,土方稍稍垂下眼神,就可以看見銀時的鎖骨凸起性感的弧度。9Please respect copyright.PENANAmCFC69nokF
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土方痛苦的轉開眼神。9Please respect copyright.PENANAe7Xj0HIDjb
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他的動作磨蹭到阿銀的下顎,後者低下頭來,輕柔地撫摸著他的背。9Please respect copyright.PENANAJsoxQ611ay
「沒問題的。」他說。「一定可以變回來,如果多串一直都是這個樣子也沒關係,反正萬事屋已經一窮二白也不差再多隻貓……」9Please respect copyright.PENANA0GjgrQOdnL
他邊說邊打了個呵欠,再揉了下土方的腦袋,慢慢地闔上眼睛。9Please respect copyright.PENANAxJTExMxTuK
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盯著情人睡著的臉,土方感覺彷彿有一股暖流,從心臟蔓延出去,擴散到全身,舒爽不已。9Please respect copyright.PENANAnqPJNaPD8F
他輕輕舔了下銀時的臉龐,就著情人臉頰的溫度進入夢鄉。9Please respect copyright.PENANAC3IWR9Vbuu
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於是月落星移,日上三竿。9Please respect copyright.PENANAVDJVsS5Kjs
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土方全身窩在溫暖的棉被裡,完全不想起身。9Please respect copyright.PENANApvBfkJfemC
他貪求著更多,更加貼近身旁的熱源,伸手抓緊。9Please respect copyright.PENANAm3TgI6Edkz
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……嗯,等等……手……?9Please respect copyright.PENANA4R0U100Z3g
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他在朦朦朧朧中竭力睜開眼睛,看見自己的手指微微顫動。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1g4KLvE1Y6
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啊……自己果然是在作夢吧……9Please respect copyright.PENANAGuubWN6Mnr
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他復又閉上眼睛,抱緊身旁的人,打算再好好睡上一覺。9Please respect copyright.PENANAfJvigP0GFm
……是說他的被窩哪來的其他人?9Please respect copyright.PENANAoHEumDP5Ze
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他猛然睜開眼睛,看見坂田銀時正香的睡臉毫無防備地近在眼前。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjhisGn38PX
送上門的不吃就不是男人,土方沒多做二想,直接就吻上了那對已經嚐過多次的嘴唇。 9Please respect copyright.PENANAh2H4qZrKjU
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只見熟睡中的坂田銀時臉色越來越紅,越來越紅,等到超過了四十秒鐘,他才嗚嗚嗚嗚的掙扎起來,手腳亂揮亂踢。9Please respect copyright.PENANA4ycalNI3WB
慌亂中他不曉得握到了什麼東西,長長軟軟的毛茸茸柱體,當下就是用力一捏!9Please respect copyright.PENANAcfjWkb8YzD
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「好痛!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAXDo922qoA1
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兩人瞬間清醒,你瞪我我瞪你,四隻眼睛張的老大。9Please respect copyright.PENANAVkOgh3bLsJ
然後房門突然被打開了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAKJCgcw43BA
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「銀桑,我們回來了,你起床了嗎~?」9Please respect copyright.PENANA60WUzjfZEB
「小銀小銀!我從抖S笨蛋那裡A了好多醋昆布,本姑娘心情好分你一點……」9Please respect copyright.PENANAKI6KoSH5tT
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兩個男人上下相疊,一個衣衫不整一個沒穿衣服,上面的黑髮男人還有著黑色的貓耳跟貓尾巴。9Please respect copyright.PENANAIW7fTSd2nf
新八默默的再度關上門。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ho0gALzGK
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「神樂醬,忘掉剛才看見的東西,我們先去吃早餐吧。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAndIf8BXWBC
「同意阿魯。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAmc96n1xgc2
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男人啊,果然是不分種族都是禽獸。9Please respect copyright.PENANAEv7kjxc2Wu
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「不對你們誤會了阿銀我除了照顧貓咪之外啥都沒幹啊───!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAc5e6f42qYP
「別吵了省點力氣吧,等等你就算想叫也叫不出來了。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAxmfIIBmh3o
「混帳青光眼信不信老子叫防疫所來咖擦掉你啊!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAe3XJ7ZgLOT
「那也要你有力氣下床再說。」9Please respect copyright.PENANASeVlnKW3wi
「渾蛋!住手,那裡不准……唔……嗯……」9Please respect copyright.PENANABkAgDlXzbp
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貓化什麼的,真的很累OTZ9Please respect copyright.PENANAEzXzPjL7as
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土方深吸一口氣,朝著晴朗無垠的天空大聲咆哮……9Please respect copyright.PENANAAU6z6mjHie
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「開什麼玩笑!護衛蛋蛋就算了為什麼連我不需要的尾巴也要保護?!是要老子以後都用這個身體跟銀時口口嗎?這樣會有市場嗎作者你說啊?!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAJmPOMJ2c7m
「喂,新來的,你在那邊喊個什麼?快點過來。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAAQK7LurxA7
「……是。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA8KuDxoRjeN
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在某間破落的神社院子裡,歌舞伎町的流浪貓們似乎是以此為據點,放眼望去全都是長著肉球滿臉是毛的貓科動物,土方今天的眼神已經不知道死透幾次了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAmIMo2sOsdG
他步伐闌珊地跟著那隻領著他來到這裡的花斑貓走到正殿後方,一個龐然巨物頓時遮去了所有陽光,令土方吃了一驚。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1MhfncX0wF
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「芳一,這是今天剛到的新人,交給你了。」花斑貓以敬畏的口吻說道,將土方留在原地後甩甩尾巴離開。9Please respect copyright.PENANAsaHKIi5BUg
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一隻比普通貓兒大上許多的身軀趴在破舊的延廊上,光是腳掌似乎就跟土方現在的頭一般大,牠的身上與臉上到處佈滿舊疤,最顯眼的是原本應該是兩只耳朵的地方空空蕩蕩,不知是在哪場惡戰中失去的。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1yyQdKu7XQ
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牠是歌舞伎町的野貓之王──芳一。9Please respect copyright.PENANA3bP78v9Dv3
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芳一坐起身從廊上跳到土方面前,牠的身高大概是土方的兩倍,雖然外貌看起來已經開始老去,但依舊散發著一股不可觸犯的強大氣勢。9Please respect copyright.PENANAhuLoSgiRVK
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土方不由得淌下冷汗。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7k71LG6nGL
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芳一沒說話,一雙利眼細細打量著土方,像在審視著什麼,過了好一會兒才開口。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7EjhYbYbg5
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「你……你的蛋蛋應該還在吧。」9Please respect copyright.PENANACCUBj4bGFU
「為什麼一開口就問這種令人害羞的問題啊!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAGEmyRY7Ddb
「因為很多因素我無法多講(因為會爆字數),但我相信你一定是費盡千辛萬苦才來到這裡。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAYqD9wQGafA
「不,我只是跟著路上隨處可見的野貓走而已。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhMhxOFDblx
「不過你也不用太擔心,自從經過之前的大規模蛋蛋摘取事件後,街上的野貓們多少都產生了一點團體意識,至少不會在你的蛋蛋有危機的時候拋下你的蛋蛋逃走。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAySuDgXU5OS
「那個,從剛剛開始就不知道你是什麼意思啊,說的好像重要的不是我而是蛋蛋。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAo5WuTTlN1t
「說起那件事情就十分懷念啊,都是托了那個小子的福啊……」9Please respect copyright.PENANABYFEdK43zQ
「喂你有在聽我說話嗎死老頭。不要自己一個人在那邊回味往事啊死老頭。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA982ptZ3akD
「那隻不知道從哪裡來,後來也無聲無息不見的傢伙……銀……」9Please respect copyright.PENANAT6HoBWCkry
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土方青損著一張貓臉,已經無力吐槽的同時聽到了熟悉的關鍵字,讓他瞬間抬起頭來。9Please respect copyright.PENANANhbk2cutTB
眼前的芳一臉上帶著叫做緬懷的神情,他似乎可以在那個傷痕累累的軀體上,找出許多的故事。9Please respect copyright.PENANAZdRCNG0Gl4
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「那個,你叫什麼名字?」芳一沉澱了一會兒後,轉過來問他。9Please respect copyright.PENANAa6Kn9Kpvv0
「土方十四郎……」9Please respect copyright.PENANA3K2dq97wnX
「太長了,叫多串就好。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAImKq4hEKQA
「你是從哪聽來這個名字的啊╬」9Please respect copyright.PENANArMnFpouweB
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全然不管土方的吐槽抬起腳搔了搔臉的芳一,突然停下動作往神社前方的方向嗅聞了下。9Please respect copyright.PENANAX5WkuQMQ94
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「有人來了。」牠說,轉過身慢悠悠地往前方走去,土方不知道如何是好,只得跟著上去。9Please respect copyright.PENANAaUUFQv7y4D
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──一抹銀色在陽光顯得光亮無比。9Please respect copyright.PENANAvbScX8w5WQ
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「原來真的在這裡啊……」坂田銀時看著眼前一大一小的兩隻貓稍稍鬆過一口氣。9Please respect copyright.PENANA4PaQ87cklo
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因為之前的經驗(?),讓他很快就想到了這個地方,三步併兩步的跑過來,就看見自家的青光眼貓站在芳一背後,一臉驚愕疑惑。9Please respect copyright.PENANAcd8ZaWtryM
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「真是麻煩,不是早就跟你說了別隨便亂跑出去嗎?」將土方提了起來,阿銀的死魚眼睛難得露出幾分嚴肅,目不轉睛地盯著眼前的貓。「要是出事了你叫我怎麼辦……?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAPwhHm7TXlY
他輕聲說道,將土方抱進懷裡,吊著的一顆心總算放了下來。9Please respect copyright.PENANAW7u9djXB3N
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即使是以貓的姿態,土方還是感到臉頰一陣火熱。他稍稍撇過頭去看芳一,看見後者一副了然的神情。9Please respect copyright.PENANAaxztZrWQWA
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「你這小子既然還有可以回去的地方就別待在這,要是下次讓我再在街上見到你,不用等防疫所的人了,我會先把你的蛋蛋摘掉。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAUdFtq5XTQu
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是說為什麼從頭到尾都要提他的蛋蛋啊!他的蛋蛋是有貴重到跟能實現願望的球相比嗎?!土方翻了個大白眼。9Please respect copyright.PENANA4KANGYpgbp
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把土方揣在懷裡,阿銀轉過身離開,在側身過去的那瞬間與芳一的眼神四目重疊。9Please respect copyright.PENANAhrOaNJoJth
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這傢伙麻煩你了啊。9Please respect copyright.PENANAgg4cX5c9an
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目送兩人離去,芳一淡淡嘆了口氣,準備再回去找個好位置睡個小覺。9Please respect copyright.PENANAcQSj3gdf3v
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戀愛中的情侶放的閃光,連他這隻貓都眼疼。9Please respect copyright.PENANAJiMdW3IOkS
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「太好了,還好找到多串了,要不然沖田君說的那些草莓牛奶巧克力聖代冰淇淋鬆餅栗子夾心蛋糕水果綜合千層派跟丸子串就傷腦筋了。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAMYItuhP4dT
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噗通一聲,歌舞伎町的野貓王瞬間倒地,再起不能。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1tXIsl8HhE
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土方的歌舞伎町野貓藍調,耗時兩小時,落幕。9Please respect copyright.PENANAZ68xeweFpV
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浴室的門被拉開,半缸的水有點涼,阿銀也不管那麼多,手一鬆就把貓扔下水去。土方嗚哇亂叫,可是聲音除了喵喵喵之外就是嗷嗷嗷沒人聽的懂。9Please respect copyright.PENANAkvJ9aGRyvT
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「髒的要命,是跑到哪個垃圾堆裡去打滾了?」他拿起刷子也不墊墊力氣就往土方身上用力刷,要是新八在這肯定會尖叫阻止。9Please respect copyright.PENANADiFF3Y85af
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──銀桑等等那是用來刷地板的不是給貓洗澡的!9Please respect copyright.PENANAZYrRAHT5Bt
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浴室裡水聲四濺,件隨著貓的嘶吼跟人的喊叫,活像大戰一樣。9Please respect copyright.PENANAwl7YWxUBXS
一番刷洗後土方被用力浸到水裡,只露個鼻頭在水面,那種下一瞬間就會滅頂的感覺實在不好用,土方掙扎的更厲害,水潑的到處都是,連阿銀都無可倖免,一頭自然捲被淋濕後意外的有些直順,配上濕淋淋的臉孔,顯露出與以往不同的風情。9Please respect copyright.PENANAU7c1BfwsQe
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可惡!如果是人的話就能「消音──」再「消音──」了!土方貓扼腕的轉過臉,兩行清淚滴落水中。9Please respect copyright.PENANAdnuFghgi86
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梳洗完的土方被放到吹風機底下,按鈕一按就轟隆隆快震破他的耳膜,還得聽某個自然捲的抱怨。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjMfnYkKlKU
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「可惡啊就算變成貓了毛也柔順成這樣是什麼意思?乾脆帶去剃光算了嗯就這麼辦吧!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhkvXzHH1gz
「喵嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚!」(譯:MB你敢剃老子就把你的自然捲全拔光!)9Please respect copyright.PENANATTALIbUcS4
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好不容易逃出浴室,土方喘著氣坐在萬事屋的客廳地板上,感覺自己的人生已經如同風中殘燭。9Please respect copyright.PENANArbmO6HKyPN
坂田銀時經過客廳,看也不看地上的土方,逕自走到冰箱前,打開,拿出一瓶冰涼的草莓牛奶仰頭就灌,發出滿足的嘆息。9Please respect copyright.PENANAZKuybnGarA
他走回客廳坐在沙發上,打開電視拿起JUMP,哈哈哈地享受著小小的庶民之樂。9Please respect copyright.PENANA34IwCQgCzX
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土方貓坐在地上直盯著他看,好一會兒才得到他的注目。9Please respect copyright.PENANABv66TAs5Uc
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「唉呀,我都忘記多串了,真不好意思。你肚子餓了吧,我弄點東西給你。」他放下草莓牛奶蹲下身輕輕拍著土方貓的頭頂,一臉抱歉的說,然後走進廚房去了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAN8GC3dreNP
土方貓有一瞬間非常感動。9Please respect copyright.PENANAPEsljHppv7
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銀時到底還是關心他的!即使嘴上這邊念那邊念,他終究還是在乎自己的!就像自己一樣,如果今天銀時變成了貓,他就算翹班也會去給他排隊兩小時買紅豆餡餅──!9Please respect copyright.PENANAvws6EKS5YU
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「來,這是多串最喜歡的美乃滋大餐喔。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAXUyvfTJ7Iv
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碰一聲將今天新買的寵物用食碗放在土方貓面前,阿銀捏著鼻子轉開一瓶新開的美乃滋,將裡頭黃油油的醬料全擠在碗裡,滿的都流到了地上。9Please respect copyright.PENANAy4xfzGIAEp
土方貓的眼神真的死透了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAScqKfGbRcr
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直到瓶子裡再也擠不出一滴東西後,阿銀才把空瓶扔進垃圾桶裡,對土方露出佛心來著的笑容。9Please respect copyright.PENANAi5ON8EpERJ
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「這樣的殺必死,可沒有下次囉。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA0icepS1H3M
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說完他坐回沙發,繼續一邊喝他的草莓牛奶配電視哈哈大笑。9Please respect copyright.PENANA9zrts4NLc6
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土方決定,等他變回來之後,一定要在這傢伙全身擠滿美乃滋然後讓自己舔掉!一定要!9Please respect copyright.PENANACTnvYIosUV
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晚上,萬事屋的兩個助手還是沒回來。阿銀邊怨嘆著什麼小孩子大了翅膀就硬了之類的話一邊鋪好棉被,準備就寢。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7kVo1h8qGi
還是一只青光眼煙臭貓的真選組副長坐在臥室門口,看著正躺進被窩的阿銀。9Please respect copyright.PENANAT4UoV7Lvkk
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可惡,要是人就可以……他今天不知道第幾次說這樣的形式句了,土方貓用爪子刮花牆壁已示憤怒。9Please respect copyright.PENANAMsD49N81Oz
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「喂,你幹什麼呢。」頭頂突然傳來銀時的聲音,接著土方今天同樣不知道第幾次被阿銀輕鬆拎起,抱著黑貓重新坐進棉被裡。9Please respect copyright.PENANAyfC0vfRoI4
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「晚上很涼的,你不怕感冒啊。」阿銀說著,將土方用棉被厚實地蓋著,就這樣臉貼著臉安靜地躺著。9Please respect copyright.PENANA3HugGJWR9u
明明不是第一次相擁而眠,但以這種姿態睡覺還是第一次,土方稍稍垂下眼神,就可以看見銀時的鎖骨凸起性感的弧度。9Please respect copyright.PENANAmCFC69nokF
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土方痛苦的轉開眼神。9Please respect copyright.PENANAe7Xj0HIDjb
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他的動作磨蹭到阿銀的下顎,後者低下頭來,輕柔地撫摸著他的背。9Please respect copyright.PENANAJsoxQ611ay
「沒問題的。」他說。「一定可以變回來,如果多串一直都是這個樣子也沒關係,反正萬事屋已經一窮二白也不差再多隻貓……」9Please respect copyright.PENANA0GjgrQOdnL
他邊說邊打了個呵欠,再揉了下土方的腦袋,慢慢地闔上眼睛。9Please respect copyright.PENANAxJTExMxTuK
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盯著情人睡著的臉,土方感覺彷彿有一股暖流,從心臟蔓延出去,擴散到全身,舒爽不已。9Please respect copyright.PENANAnqPJNaPD8F
他輕輕舔了下銀時的臉龐,就著情人臉頰的溫度進入夢鄉。9Please respect copyright.PENANAC3IWR9Vbuu
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於是月落星移,日上三竿。9Please respect copyright.PENANAVDJVsS5Kjs
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土方全身窩在溫暖的棉被裡,完全不想起身。9Please respect copyright.PENANApvBfkJfemC
他貪求著更多,更加貼近身旁的熱源,伸手抓緊。9Please respect copyright.PENANAm3TgI6Edkz
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……嗯,等等……手……?9Please respect copyright.PENANA4R0U100Z3g
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他在朦朦朧朧中竭力睜開眼睛,看見自己的手指微微顫動。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1g4KLvE1Y6
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啊……自己果然是在作夢吧……9Please respect copyright.PENANAGuubWN6Mnr
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他復又閉上眼睛,抱緊身旁的人,打算再好好睡上一覺。9Please respect copyright.PENANAfJvigP0GFm
……是說他的被窩哪來的其他人?9Please respect copyright.PENANAoHEumDP5Ze
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他猛然睜開眼睛,看見坂田銀時正香的睡臉毫無防備地近在眼前。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjhisGn38PX
送上門的不吃就不是男人,土方沒多做二想,直接就吻上了那對已經嚐過多次的嘴唇。 9Please respect copyright.PENANAh2H4qZrKjU
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只見熟睡中的坂田銀時臉色越來越紅,越來越紅,等到超過了四十秒鐘,他才嗚嗚嗚嗚的掙扎起來,手腳亂揮亂踢。9Please respect copyright.PENANA4ycalNI3WB
慌亂中他不曉得握到了什麼東西,長長軟軟的毛茸茸柱體,當下就是用力一捏!9Please respect copyright.PENANAcfjWkb8YzD
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「好痛!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAXDo922qoA1
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兩人瞬間清醒,你瞪我我瞪你,四隻眼睛張的老大。9Please respect copyright.PENANAVkOgh3bLsJ
然後房門突然被打開了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAKJCgcw43BA
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「銀桑,我們回來了,你起床了嗎~?」9Please respect copyright.PENANA60WUzjfZEB
「小銀小銀!我從抖S笨蛋那裡A了好多醋昆布,本姑娘心情好分你一點……」9Please respect copyright.PENANAKI6KoSH5tT
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兩個男人上下相疊,一個衣衫不整一個沒穿衣服,上面的黑髮男人還有著黑色的貓耳跟貓尾巴。9Please respect copyright.PENANAIW7fTSd2nf
新八默默的再度關上門。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ho0gALzGK
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「神樂醬,忘掉剛才看見的東西,我們先去吃早餐吧。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAndIf8BXWBC
「同意阿魯。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAmc96n1xgc2
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男人啊,果然是不分種族都是禽獸。9Please respect copyright.PENANAEv7kjxc2Wu
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「不對你們誤會了阿銀我除了照顧貓咪之外啥都沒幹啊───!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAc5e6f42qYP
「別吵了省點力氣吧,等等你就算想叫也叫不出來了。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAxmfIIBmh3o
「混帳青光眼信不信老子叫防疫所來咖擦掉你啊!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAe3XJ7ZgLOT
「那也要你有力氣下床再說。」9Please respect copyright.PENANASeVlnKW3wi
「渾蛋!住手,那裡不准……唔……嗯……」9Please respect copyright.PENANABkAgDlXzbp
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貓化什麼的,真的很累OTZ9Please respect copyright.PENANAEzXzPjL7as
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