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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1QysTsXVz連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zMiR7Z0nC
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPXSD5eafU
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZxrEvV51N
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCfUj6CfnB
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNWjrhgmHf
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWx98opf5u
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwAdEYLYE0
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpol8P4938a
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvElRoH3OJG
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnG0ptGq82
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL52kyN7oK
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXW7chVvOo
「肉，沒肉會死。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqf6d0oXw5g
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ3ejvm9N7
「沒什麼特別的。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXUmWL8gNe
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt1sZbnOvw
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YWzbXYKze
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIhM93G4s4
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAFipVilck
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0sGD7WNno
「睡覺。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3XOpPKUtA
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKM6DqESs0
「手機、鑰匙。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSxpXitFh8
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH1RVketXB
「他們，能力的意思。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc9frqiQSx
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6hJuEIUXf
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5ybnRf4XA
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45udoIzpEk
14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt2Yw47tLe
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefyxOm3krT
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kuf3yG90k
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSB5TR45xq
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IJ6z2vD8P
16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaOip6w4AM
「……不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERVw5Pfgp8
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjXS6wyKjC
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaAn4Nee0r
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldsOCjYQOu
「被機器包圍的感覺。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGMHq7nlBT
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMxAo5gemv
「……拒答。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTi0VIxPoo
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrakc42jJXl
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlgl28RRTF
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5arTt9C4ir
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFyiqEoKSj
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4HLC9XM59
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2j3c6Zlaw
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4aRK32GhV
「好煩。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmLAF2bc5G
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB8VzI1oq5
24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9TYMu7ScX
「你覺得呢？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDyqSGbmUX
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zGBCRAnho
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJdsxVV1ea
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrI5cfWFKv
26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFLXc39SkS
「現在……還可以吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkujTUvTBhw
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz56aYASRW3
「算有吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJC8BNgU30
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEkVd29OQ4
「拒答。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhfKYGUrJN
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcx6ZG7Luh
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8YuKQF9sx
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp7sDfq87S
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeMdY835xG
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二、私心惡搞篇288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPXxdzr7qr
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlLsrRjY4t
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCak7qOejR
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXOnxiZ7AN
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZoZ03EYw6
「好像沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tH5qwz27U
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6VVnR9Mpv
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrKwYRCiMI
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6T89IO8b8
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcueOqeydb
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCT51hUPKc
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3ba9lBODX
「不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggm5zcYRCc
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AClsEkPzc
7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYisCqCxvQU
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFQ8CQrFM2
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqaASMhMlI
「哈？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1oDtHa6d7
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla5TtOAXzu
9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt23voiLmRQ
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHND3xspNP
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9up6a1aodL
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrlAInBWkZ
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWh9M0aGZk
「……」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFH8pzUiJ3
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuMzD8xIcL
「還不把他揍醒？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1jOqhqB7v
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMM2O97v11
13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCX9fQVBSo
「不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOTsIhSbID
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPur8grhPi
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SPNu66yIa
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRSMHtucdA
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
