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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸114Please respect copyright.PENANAyrWPJevcV8連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任114Please respect copyright.PENANARYfkoYTZb4
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?114Please respect copyright.PENANAAlCv4K5fPg
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」114Please respect copyright.PENANAsijU5dzutH
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?114Please respect copyright.PENANA1uxQUdP4MV
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」114Please respect copyright.PENANARxugh0D3ou
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?114Please respect copyright.PENANAERqayOvN1P
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡114Please respect copyright.PENANA6u0qQ25x1H
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?114Please respect copyright.PENANAOqzzQPonOz
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAXItAk8ZASk
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?114Please respect copyright.PENANAY4yd3SFkGK
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAP4HUs63hhF
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?114Please respect copyright.PENANA6g4b7iLnI1
「肉,沒肉會死。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAxNZ0ijwoTp
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?114Please respect copyright.PENANAuGbvzeK74v
「沒什麼特別的。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAbISMAEaTDf
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?114Please respect copyright.PENANASIT77VQq6r
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAYPPjOXQK56
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?114Please respect copyright.PENANABWzwQHuysV
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAtUZlBWwwyi
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?114Please respect copyright.PENANAF0kEdXnMkt
「睡覺。」114Please respect copyright.PENANA4ksZrEPlgJ
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?114Please respect copyright.PENANAy6gpNBuv1g
「手機、鑰匙。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAURcFpEV777
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)114Please respect copyright.PENANAsBBHCtp77l
「他們,能力的意思。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAaXOhykyLPI
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?114Please respect copyright.PENANAjqfo0trbBT
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」114Please respect copyright.PENANALnBt5HN3vT
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?114Please respect copyright.PENANA2nytT9MTE8
「沒有。」114Please respect copyright.PENANA7IbrfLB4Ur
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?114Please respect copyright.PENANAupglDoq5Tz
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAHPbHokYo20
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)114Please respect copyright.PENANAUOQ8yjkG1Z
「……不知道。」114Please respect copyright.PENANADA4jNFxxBr
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?114Please respect copyright.PENANAO170E8yvw6
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAOBZe6WkWk9
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?114Please respect copyright.PENANAoSKvy9u9Sa
「被機器包圍的感覺。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAVTmadTeKjQ
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?114Please respect copyright.PENANAFzq91AR1z4
「……拒答。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAVBznxUD9bH
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?114Please respect copyright.PENANAEGd1KJ4ZDi
「沒有。」114Please respect copyright.PENANACehPXZptq6
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?114Please respect copyright.PENANAQnLCkeSziY
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ5Voeak15
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!114Please respect copyright.PENANA7tS19T9xeJ
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」114Please respect copyright.PENANADWvcYZh6Kl
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?114Please respect copyright.PENANA3nTKjz04jB
「好煩。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAJqJh1mChZM
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?114Please respect copyright.PENANAu1U4qvt4lT
「你覺得呢?」114Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4PPfI2PUJ
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?114Please respect copyright.PENANAjRSOn2wgJB
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」114Please respect copyright.PENANARBB56YIrla
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?114Please respect copyright.PENANALYpr40jp9t
「現在……還可以吧。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAdqnIPnPp6A
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?114Please respect copyright.PENANAvxoGANjvhL
「算有吧。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAFjZWmoJjxr
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?114Please respect copyright.PENANAYgfA0vZ5AG
「拒答。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAJwuYOdjmcn
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?114Please respect copyright.PENANACz618bUqBc
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAkCZcx6pM86
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)114Please respect copyright.PENANAEQYIPMoX2b
「沒有。」114Please respect copyright.PENANA0Mi2SJf0cU
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二、私心惡搞篇114Please respect copyright.PENANAm5pQ9fjLJX
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)114Please respect copyright.PENANAddVHG6pCOx
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?114Please respect copyright.PENANAmVMQH96Vuc
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAiJYbhpQ6cq
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?114Please respect copyright.PENANAEVemEtj5vC
「好像沒有。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAu8u2rSFVF8
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?114Please respect copyright.PENANAMAxHVl9sMt
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕114Please respect copyright.PENANAvxyMIIPKoj
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?114Please respect copyright.PENANALxYkk9jTyJ
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」114Please respect copyright.PENANAJo4qUOvbzp
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?114Please respect copyright.PENANAN8nH4Mi9Fa
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?114Please respect copyright.PENANAbDSMlACJzA
「不知道。」114Please respect copyright.PENANA7hnLJhlE9E
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。114Please respect copyright.PENANAtz35x46vVh
「沒有。」114Please respect copyright.PENANA8vEMa28tcG
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?114Please respect copyright.PENANAq7NsAzGCDq
「哈?」114Please respect copyright.PENANAh8HFJI1GM8
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!114Please respect copyright.PENANA4jZVQDrpyj
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」114Please respect copyright.PENANAawX3QtdMWD
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?114Please respect copyright.PENANAOB4iHtqDBP
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAxdChRqiCn1
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?114Please respect copyright.PENANArAm5vSpfFC
「……」114Please respect copyright.PENANAPoRk1f7cHb
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?114Please respect copyright.PENANAfUkijl5g1y
「還不把他揍醒?」114Please respect copyright.PENANApkwnv0v3Vz
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?114Please respect copyright.PENANA47Mutcy7V7
「不知道。」114Please respect copyright.PENANALSkVS4GUuN
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?114Please respect copyright.PENANArp4NQDTCYU
「沒有。」114Please respect copyright.PENANAELPDKk1SPW
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?114Please respect copyright.PENANA9x6GN1yDU0
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」