(問卷題目來源:https://paste.plurk.com/show/2418846)108Please respect copyright.PENANACwdOQljHV7
對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸108Please respect copyright.PENANAnrRBfIlILo連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任108Please respect copyright.PENANAjo9meH3G1z
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?108Please respect copyright.PENANA71jczoFGw3
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAWu6ph4ZXew
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?108Please respect copyright.PENANAw2c7iHTvju
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAPhFn0JPoXL
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?108Please respect copyright.PENANAcFHZebExyA
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡108Please respect copyright.PENANAIrINczl1cU
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?108Please respect copyright.PENANAuwByWIPK2F
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAEBP2KaxRky
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?108Please respect copyright.PENANAMphqz1Kj5t
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAedNp8Y2g8m
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?108Please respect copyright.PENANAZpn9aRlDMr
「肉,沒肉會死。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAZzQLtidXku
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?108Please respect copyright.PENANAEGIcnHkA3X
「沒什麼特別的。」108Please respect copyright.PENANARI2KblC8PJ
108Please respect copyright.PENANAdJuKXJTf1Z
8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?108Please respect copyright.PENANAV3FPyzqaVR
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAFwG1qshZAr
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?108Please respect copyright.PENANAuFCEFt7aPj
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAUcbu32hXI0
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?108Please respect copyright.PENANA7fFKDRKCC8
「睡覺。」108Please respect copyright.PENANA6ynEjGepCb
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?108Please respect copyright.PENANAowYhocIeNS
「手機、鑰匙。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAAY6vKKB3RV
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)108Please respect copyright.PENANApgTBnzAXbX
「他們,能力的意思。」108Please respect copyright.PENANA7buacJTmmf
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?108Please respect copyright.PENANAMTPXJ1vAEd
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」108Please respect copyright.PENANA2QCJHmz7Ch
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?108Please respect copyright.PENANAcWMpdKRXwh
「沒有。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAJNIXwrjbUw
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?108Please respect copyright.PENANAEnxkFkDWQl
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」108Please respect copyright.PENANABnHbDDKe8C
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)108Please respect copyright.PENANAFndIfRdXuy
「……不知道。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAZaBJZi3M29
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?108Please respect copyright.PENANAVrwu7RLuT2
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAPv13y7K4Q5
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?108Please respect copyright.PENANAWCsOABCqQE
「被機器包圍的感覺。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAFYfRvzmUsX
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?108Please respect copyright.PENANANl2BTqq1Mo
「……拒答。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAeiWNAedOxc
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?108Please respect copyright.PENANAiR6XtFCJ3P
「沒有。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAVh3bnbkoeD
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?108Please respect copyright.PENANAJfc92omdrH
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAZuc0m1uCDl
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!108Please respect copyright.PENANA3C15bdcrGV
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」108Please respect copyright.PENANANIGJzq1101
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?108Please respect copyright.PENANAkEagww9owL
「好煩。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAMKK84dSMlZ
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?108Please respect copyright.PENANAgwYaTqj4vX
「你覺得呢?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAlSU6a8dCJV
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?108Please respect copyright.PENANAQdIg5j4JGa
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」108Please respect copyright.PENANANxTol83sW3
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?108Please respect copyright.PENANAfXI6rMDRo4
「現在……還可以吧。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAL7nZtdUNbm
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?108Please respect copyright.PENANAEtsszMN7Lf
「算有吧。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAcjdilYIfz2
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?108Please respect copyright.PENANAIyjkrDdC3u
「拒答。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAOKtU8TuVPV
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?108Please respect copyright.PENANA5xjnfZR0d5
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAuoYEjK3NHN
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)108Please respect copyright.PENANAbSarzFdq8l
「沒有。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAXnSC2gwA6W
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二、私心惡搞篇108Please respect copyright.PENANAkxUPeEffnp
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)108Please respect copyright.PENANADhIXiCFSmb
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?108Please respect copyright.PENANA3NlUW1gOTa
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」108Please respect copyright.PENANA2VIadILBMV
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?108Please respect copyright.PENANA0eA9j4TsPw
「好像沒有。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAwzrmkxiVFn
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?108Please respect copyright.PENANAlayhnHlE61
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕108Please respect copyright.PENANA8o5pD9Wngj
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?108Please respect copyright.PENANA5pZsOlAxD1
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAlWKdJqyezw
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?108Please respect copyright.PENANAKvgrSzTgjN
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?108Please respect copyright.PENANAgtqKbPXeX2
「不知道。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAFirbPn7ITd
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。108Please respect copyright.PENANAOXrBK5FxC9
「沒有。」108Please respect copyright.PENANACha0lF2MOl
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?108Please respect copyright.PENANA09Z8UXe4id
「哈?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAsmSaGaf1Zo
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!108Please respect copyright.PENANAMi3gvxQVcD
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」108Please respect copyright.PENANApyyg1ShszH
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?108Please respect copyright.PENANAUFYEWS3NFA
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」108Please respect copyright.PENANAFehM3XyZOy
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?108Please respect copyright.PENANAUAhRLxUv68
「……」108Please respect copyright.PENANAh0VSzlFGnf
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?108Please respect copyright.PENANACPeU4HErqT
「還不把他揍醒?」108Please respect copyright.PENANAfPKF4vdNPz
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?108Please respect copyright.PENANARknI2N6Mqv
「不知道。」108Please respect copyright.PENANASCz69Thptb
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?108Please respect copyright.PENANAbGmumxw6jF
「沒有。」108Please respect copyright.PENANA732D8AiOou
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?108Please respect copyright.PENANANi8bPIu1wt
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」