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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOogYuXOcT連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iPJ2uRhZw
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjCEN80xpo
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e8k7efEs6
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydCsNgbGtU
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6hnqvtIDu
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDQtkLjV0k
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXOptumI18
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzTvUmOEW3
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR1kULPIJg
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeSUjTCnMF
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSwSLN2suy
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFZjtOQVB5
「肉，沒肉會死。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3eVbgBgkb
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTByTY5atXB
「沒什麼特別的。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3bEbimQrE
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEGxZc6uGj
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUZ4JZ3ex1
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaJtfu4P3f
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44MTbd0i02
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMfyALuQVK
「睡覺。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9RCxIZpeC
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHZiXTpxOo
「手機、鑰匙。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3gQz4yLla
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt8H7Lxtd2
「他們，能力的意思。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o1AMKzddL
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwi9e0lprq
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19Yo0U7Ht4
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6otf0ihZOq
「沒有。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJ3vr1qOMn
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG6NqPgTXS
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEc6coH4Z5
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyozlUVWBkw
「……不知道。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgm9eP8s9i
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuHyVBe0HF
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKFQ4mNYEs
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCaGaSSwiq
「被機器包圍的感覺。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCOnRONIHz
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5qV1YuUVZ
「……拒答。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwR7nbdLZT
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwT5En4DnQ
「沒有。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZccxM0BzFw
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl22XfT7MRs
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo5yEM5k7G
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA1Ud2mFL7
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCNcLg5ToG
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH8dNeBRph
「好煩。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDcFoqAsMd
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC0KJ7QnSR
「你覺得呢？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7uLgE21vh
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ656InVePpF
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEWg8AnmKa
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn4muRmeyQ
「現在……還可以吧。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITBAxq4MM2
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPX9EwMULD
「算有吧。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0ua4snVVe
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdroYM4zWo
「拒答。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFt473zAHi
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwB89Cc0bl
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4nNijJXKs
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdufjJCR1aH
「沒有。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5ARzgmbAv
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二、私心惡搞篇258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY2j67RihG
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXMOfaMG8D
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGO59t5ooV
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XODfMPNgs
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUhZpubN9R
「好像沒有。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssidkNn4cB
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKPr8XDwci
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD7T7UDKKt
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡID6x8ZHxVH
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzFkfltt5o
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdAYZanzUl
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3apLuNoP0
「不知道。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlYdFU3p8L
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxf91sGxPp
「沒有。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppei0pcc7z
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3q90RR8YZ
「哈？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lATIqhmtb
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhp7mvNFRG3
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1VDQxV94E
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRQgwG70KI
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHjKczP00Q
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxfVN0fV60
「……」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofK7Kd30Sg
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zoNQ55oYI
「還不把他揍醒？」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt0hdWOCxl
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1cQR7oQad
「不知道。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVCzPHSrKW
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnEJlN0g70
「沒有。」258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2IffZKepF
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzOmWbopXH
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
