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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?105Please respect copyright.PENANAhxiq358zRk
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」105Please respect copyright.PENANAtWkv1AYfhF
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?105Please respect copyright.PENANAyLApb7F3ax
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAUbqujR2IC5
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?105Please respect copyright.PENANAsxOivrPvFB
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡105Please respect copyright.PENANAuxO1MLsqZG
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?105Please respect copyright.PENANAOCwa41WwNe
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAZbW4rEXkNI
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?105Please respect copyright.PENANArECcddZ6Zd
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAnQuj1RenVc
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?105Please respect copyright.PENANAknKa3eFOUQ
「肉,沒肉會死。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAhoieGOjAQe
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?105Please respect copyright.PENANA7CYNKkxTiK
「沒什麼特別的。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAtTygH78MXA
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?105Please respect copyright.PENANA5FaPL87zbO
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAm0eigvhrtK
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?105Please respect copyright.PENANAWSEbMO3EcH
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAVVIE7IJSDN
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?105Please respect copyright.PENANALfjz45pL1d
「睡覺。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAAzcGpRuQHa
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?105Please respect copyright.PENANAfv5XOc8bK1
「手機、鑰匙。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAGiWbUMV7QC
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)105Please respect copyright.PENANARHAdt4zqE6
「他們,能力的意思。」105Please respect copyright.PENANASOuPSU0Ebi
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?105Please respect copyright.PENANAinqzspvr3e
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」105Please respect copyright.PENANASef55IQoLq
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?105Please respect copyright.PENANArhni5HNcza
「沒有。」105Please respect copyright.PENANASkxNfFV8FR
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?105Please respect copyright.PENANA98ov52cMUZ
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAAxT8wNYKon
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)105Please respect copyright.PENANAJCzNwocbLx
「……不知道。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAPM82EVR6lr
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?105Please respect copyright.PENANAZyTl546u9e
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAtLJAvtt7RT
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?105Please respect copyright.PENANAPJDpjbUNnw
「被機器包圍的感覺。」105Please respect copyright.PENANALORMEmdXhx
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?105Please respect copyright.PENANADKWzj9kVnQ
「……拒答。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAhzi5nW8Jzw
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?105Please respect copyright.PENANAoWhNvsGsR8
「沒有。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAvkI51RbdWD
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?105Please respect copyright.PENANAOonvCEaUyf
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAwXt77Ucfdy
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!105Please respect copyright.PENANAtWoQU90qKw
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAb1spRYo9iw
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?105Please respect copyright.PENANAbvkLjKIzSb
「好煩。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAVdV3stHeZs
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?105Please respect copyright.PENANAja0SWmwdLV
「你覺得呢?」105Please respect copyright.PENANAvmw3f7p873
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?105Please respect copyright.PENANAe3bxwp1EqR
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」105Please respect copyright.PENANA8eOzAzFJrE
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?105Please respect copyright.PENANAbH6bDOHoSD
「現在……還可以吧。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAvaBKz64HkJ
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?105Please respect copyright.PENANAuVN5AL8Mql
「算有吧。」105Please respect copyright.PENANA0FAWfJHjW1
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?105Please respect copyright.PENANAcADlOmDojI
「拒答。」105Please respect copyright.PENANA5RFcMl4dXl
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?105Please respect copyright.PENANAomB5QaBOPw
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAqyZ4kplYtv
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)105Please respect copyright.PENANAteokZ1RPWT
「沒有。」105Please respect copyright.PENANASH6Q0xH0mK
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二、私心惡搞篇105Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ru3uEyzat
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)105Please respect copyright.PENANAqJsCPuU3Xr
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?105Please respect copyright.PENANANQXxV3vsyM
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAIk9j6ykdtd
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?105Please respect copyright.PENANAvo739UDV8i
「好像沒有。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAjJNZ0NDNAJ
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?105Please respect copyright.PENANATXkPZBqLaS
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕105Please respect copyright.PENANAY9pf9Wn34b
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?105Please respect copyright.PENANAA1y6Aofu0x
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」105Please respect copyright.PENANAsvSGgISr01
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?105Please respect copyright.PENANATPwM3ZIvTv
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?105Please respect copyright.PENANAVLYleTje1l
「不知道。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAW3YKKJtq4i
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。105Please respect copyright.PENANAbJCT2BqeZa
「沒有。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAUxtPaYal0S
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?105Please respect copyright.PENANAA2up7Ab06h
「哈?」105Please respect copyright.PENANAGwvYkzsySJ
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!105Please respect copyright.PENANA49IKLXBbTa
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」105Please respect copyright.PENANAvV2y9uIFGB
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?105Please respect copyright.PENANAtNlpBG8iNt
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」105Please respect copyright.PENANA08CZWTT9oA
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?105Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ49nxbLB4
「……」105Please respect copyright.PENANAZ56rFVXLmK
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?105Please respect copyright.PENANAidxFMqyntI
「還不把他揍醒?」105Please respect copyright.PENANA1SzEG8ASxF
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?105Please respect copyright.PENANAld7IS3zKlJ
「不知道。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAe2cCxziRhu
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?105Please respect copyright.PENANAlCnUSHPbOh
「沒有。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAYea3VdEGZM
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?105Please respect copyright.PENANAkcItZUHXvq
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」