
They arrived at a secret location and were greeted by four agents: the leader, Agent Smith, Agent Jones, Agent Khan, and Agent Lee, who was a female agent. They all wore black suits and sunglasses, and looked serious and professional.
"Welcome to SAD," Agent Smith said. "You two have been selected to join our elite team of covert operatives. We are the ones who do the dirty work that no one else can or will do. We are the ones who protect America from its enemies, both foreign and domestic."296Please respect copyright.PENANAILLZKEKxrn
Before we proceed, you need to know that this is a one-way ticket," Agent Smith continued. "Once you join SAD, there is no going back. You will have to cut off all ties with your families and friends, and assume new identities and cover stories. 296Please respect copyright.PENANAK6bV84DcJG
You will have to lie, cheat, steal, kill, or do whatever it takes to accomplish your objectives. You will have to follow our orders without question or hesitation. You will have to be loyal to us, and to each other. Do you understand?"296Please respect copyright.PENANA8akob8LAwo
"Good," Agent Smith said. "Now, let's get on with the nitty gritty. We have a very important mission for you. We intend to take over the United States!"296Please respect copyright.PENANAAD23Ux0fIO
He then proceeded to explain their plan. They had been secretly working for years to infiltrate and sabotage the government, the military, the media, the economy, and other key sectors of society. 296Please respect copyright.PENANAYHPIoKCXdR
They had planted moles, hacked systems, spread propaganda, caused chaos, and assassinated targets. They had amassed weapons, funds, allies, and followers. They had waited for the right moment to strike.296Please respect copyright.PENANAovLCixTdXK
"And that moment is now," Agent Smith said. "We have everything we need to launch a coup d'etat and overthrow the corrupt and incompetent regime that is ruining this country. 296Please respect copyright.PENANAABRUF9NLzr
We have a vision for a new America: one that is strong, free, prosperous, and fair for all. One that is led by us: SAD agents."296Please respect copyright.PENANAuNYXciFJxU
He looked at Jake and Vince with a piercing gaze.296Please respect copyright.PENANAHiQkuqeWqy
"And you two are going to help us make it happen, right?" he said.296Please respect copyright.PENANAHXRGnSuDL6
[They still couldn't believe what they were hearing, couldn't believe that these people were CIA agents, let alone SAD agents. Jake couldn't believe that they were being asked to betray their country and join a treasonous plot.]296Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZGxMmVyHO
They realized that they were in grave danger. If they refused or resisted, they would be killed on the spot. If they agreed or complied, they would be committing crimes against humanity.296Please respect copyright.PENANAhqk9BSO1aJ
[Pretending to be won over and convinced by the agents arguments. They agreed they were quite impressed by the plan.]296Please respect copyright.PENANAWZYLE3Yix0
Nodding their heads they said yes.296Please respect copyright.PENANAmt06nNmMki
They joined SAD.296Please respect copyright.PENANAgxihyItYfW
Jake: (whispering) Vince, what are we going to do? We can't go along with this madness!296Please respect copyright.PENANAkfar9IUUkO
Vince: (whispering) I don't know! We have to find a way out of here!296Please respect copyright.PENANAzjIL1u20z3
Jake: But how? They have us under constant surveillance! And they have guns!296Please respect copyright.PENANAibASAxCG7K
Vince: Maybe we can contact someone from the real CIA! Someone who can help us!296Please respect copyright.PENANAoswT6C380q
Jake: But who? And how? We don't have our phones or any other devices!296Please respect copyright.PENANAcUO2H1Efp6
Vince: Maybe we can use one of theirs! When they're not looking!296Please respect copyright.PENANAvXhwsVuqHX
Jake: That's too risky! They'll notice!296Please respect copyright.PENANAwKRzTUfRPH
Vince: Well then maybe we can sneak out! When they're asleep!296Please respect copyright.PENANAlFgwczvYQ1
Jake: That's too dangerous! They'll catch us!296Please respect copyright.PENANAdCvMu7aof1
Vince: Well then maybe we can fight them! When they're distracted!296Please respect copyright.PENANAIxRnShPcQ1
Jake: That's too suicidal! They'll kill us!296Please respect copyright.PENANAtsPKxfXfBq
Vince: Well then what do you suggest? We can't just sit here and do nothing!296Please respect copyright.PENANAfxUBE7yM0Z
Jake: I don't know! I don't know!296Please respect copyright.PENANAs1bP44ZvKP
Agent Smith: (loudly) Hey, you two! Stop whispering and pay attention! We have a mission for you!296Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZEk1Nd8Ox
Jake and Vince: (nervously) Yes, sir!296Please respect copyright.PENANAcUGiR8lEzz
Agent Smith: Good. We're going to hit the White House tonight. You're going to help us get in and take out the president and his staff. Are you ready?296Please respect copyright.PENANAKIBQZWNUq8
Jake and Vince: (reluctantly) Yes, sir!296Please respect copyright.PENANATVyrmbRaXl
Agent Smith: Excellent. Let's go over the details.296Please respect copyright.PENANAaD86d11GO8
(He shows them a map and a diagram of the White House, and explains their roles and objectives)296Please respect copyright.PENANAKGEg23VCje
Agent Smith: Any questions?296Please respect copyright.PENANAKw1wg5zzrO
Jake and Vince: (shaking their heads) No, sir!296Please respect copyright.PENANAFLuVWaZfhy
Agent Smith: Good. Then let's move out. We have a country to take over.296Please respect copyright.PENANA7NviY2jb7x
(They all get into a van and drive away)296Please respect copyright.PENANA9FQfJCA9cK
Agent Jones: (driving) So, Jake and Vince, how do you feel about your first SAD mission?296Please respect copyright.PENANAsb44vFa9Uh
Jake: (lying) We feel honored, sir.296Please respect copyright.PENANABLAsrtbE3P
Vince: (nervously) We feel ready, sir.296Please respect copyright.PENANAFZlApOpzwe
Agent Jones: Good. You should. This is the most important mission of your lives. And ours.296Please respect copyright.PENANA4IOy5IR9ND
Agent Khan: (sitting next to Jake) Yeah, this is it, boys. This is the night we make history.296Please respect copyright.PENANAInlR5DxvNs
Jake: Yeah, history.296Please respect copyright.PENANAQnTrKPYkBq
Agent Khan: Don't sound so excited, Jake. This is a great opportunity for you. You get to be part of something bigger than yourself. Something that will change the world.296Please respect copyright.PENANAH9nYb2ceDS
Agent Khan: Trust me, Jake. You'll thank us later. When you see the new America we're going to create.296Please respect copyright.PENANAfphIAqJwo7
Jake: (thinking) If there is any America left.296Please respect copyright.PENANAme31k7V7tn
Agent Khan: You'll be proud to be a SAD agent, Jake. Just like we are.296Please respect copyright.PENANABpSk1yYC4Q
Agent Lee: (sitting next to Vince) How about you, Vince? How do you feel?296Please respect copyright.PENANA0dmyZ68V0z
Vince: (lying) I feel good, ma'am.296Please respect copyright.PENANAgHDCnta5SO
Agent Lee: Good. You should. You're doing the right thing, Vince. You're doing what's best for this country.296Please respect copyright.PENANAQKwkr7E6mr
Vince: (thinking) No, I'm not.296Please respect copyright.PENANAfSKXlc2Xhi
Agent Lee: Don't worry, Vince. It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.296Please respect copyright.PENANAhbefHjqVBK
Agent Lee: Believe me, Vince. You'll love the new America we're going to create.296Please respect copyright.PENANANkYNRqHrlT
Agent Lee: You'll be happy to be a SAD agent, Vince. Just like we are.296Please respect copyright.PENANAaXkCj1tqOt
(They arrive at the White House and get out of the van)296Please respect copyright.PENANABibBxNLM03
Agent Smith: All right, team. This is it. Remember your roles and objectives. Remember your code names and signals. Remember your loyalty and duty. And remember why we're doing this.296Please respect copyright.PENANAnVwyVy3i07
All agents yelled, except Jake and Vince: For SAD! For America!296Please respect copyright.PENANA66QuL5A8V0
Jake and Vince: (mumbling) For SAD... For America...296Please respect copyright.PENANAjil5WdCuTZ
Agent Smith: Good. Now let's go make history.296Please respect copyright.PENANAtDIqVjz45x
(They split up into two groups and approach the White House from different directions)296Please respect copyright.PENANAMNkk8VaNTY
(Jake is paired with Agent Khan and Agent Jones)296Please respect copyright.PENANAyhd3797tAL
Agent Jones: Okay, Jake. You're with me and Khan. We're going to enter through the east wing and make our way to the Oval Office. That's where the president is supposed to be right now.296Please respect copyright.PENANA6awfIJRnyi
Jake: Okay.
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