
They arrived at a secret location and were greeted by four agents: the leader, Agent Smith, Agent Jones, Agent Khan, and Agent Lee, who was a female agent. They all wore black suits and sunglasses, and looked serious and professional.
"Welcome to SAD," Agent Smith said. "You two have been selected to join our elite team of covert operatives. We are the ones who do the dirty work that no one else can or will do. We are the ones who protect America from its enemies, both foreign and domestic."299Please respect copyright.PENANAG5LtpXT0Gt
Before we proceed, you need to know that this is a one-way ticket," Agent Smith continued. "Once you join SAD, there is no going back. You will have to cut off all ties with your families and friends, and assume new identities and cover stories. 299Please respect copyright.PENANA4m3eXEBCzL
You will have to lie, cheat, steal, kill, or do whatever it takes to accomplish your objectives. You will have to follow our orders without question or hesitation. You will have to be loyal to us, and to each other. Do you understand?"299Please respect copyright.PENANAd8uxcAt5GR
"Good," Agent Smith said. "Now, let's get on with the nitty gritty. We have a very important mission for you. We intend to take over the United States!"299Please respect copyright.PENANA93rhmNiSxO
He then proceeded to explain their plan. They had been secretly working for years to infiltrate and sabotage the government, the military, the media, the economy, and other key sectors of society. 299Please respect copyright.PENANAbuglRM5ZUP
They had planted moles, hacked systems, spread propaganda, caused chaos, and assassinated targets. They had amassed weapons, funds, allies, and followers. They had waited for the right moment to strike.299Please respect copyright.PENANArM4pHGEFGD
"And that moment is now," Agent Smith said. "We have everything we need to launch a coup d'etat and overthrow the corrupt and incompetent regime that is ruining this country. 299Please respect copyright.PENANAEc7E8UzokD
We have a vision for a new America: one that is strong, free, prosperous, and fair for all. One that is led by us: SAD agents."299Please respect copyright.PENANA4rhBqE6eRX
He looked at Jake and Vince with a piercing gaze.299Please respect copyright.PENANAYdcEDSSLls
"And you two are going to help us make it happen, right?" he said.299Please respect copyright.PENANANLoFkHgH1E
[They still couldn't believe what they were hearing, couldn't believe that these people were CIA agents, let alone SAD agents. Jake couldn't believe that they were being asked to betray their country and join a treasonous plot.]299Please respect copyright.PENANAv9ryW3bSHb
They realized that they were in grave danger. If they refused or resisted, they would be killed on the spot. If they agreed or complied, they would be committing crimes against humanity.299Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2YGvhipky
[Pretending to be won over and convinced by the agents arguments. They agreed they were quite impressed by the plan.]299Please respect copyright.PENANAertaRMzomt
Nodding their heads they said yes.299Please respect copyright.PENANARSkT5L1dhb
They joined SAD.299Please respect copyright.PENANAaBUUqLi5VY
Jake: (whispering) Vince, what are we going to do? We can't go along with this madness!299Please respect copyright.PENANA224KQVpaW6
Vince: (whispering) I don't know! We have to find a way out of here!299Please respect copyright.PENANAvzTrhvwdzp
Jake: But how? They have us under constant surveillance! And they have guns!299Please respect copyright.PENANASIA1oLrisa
Vince: Maybe we can contact someone from the real CIA! Someone who can help us!299Please respect copyright.PENANA8CbOWIQRT3
Jake: But who? And how? We don't have our phones or any other devices!299Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4pFkaMDrS
Vince: Maybe we can use one of theirs! When they're not looking!299Please respect copyright.PENANA0issqncjao
Jake: That's too risky! They'll notice!299Please respect copyright.PENANA0pCBUFBPSV
Vince: Well then maybe we can sneak out! When they're asleep!299Please respect copyright.PENANAmwZOS5325m
Jake: That's too dangerous! They'll catch us!299Please respect copyright.PENANA5ey1gnn4z4
Vince: Well then maybe we can fight them! When they're distracted!299Please respect copyright.PENANAsO3L2uoP2D
Jake: That's too suicidal! They'll kill us!299Please respect copyright.PENANAU8Jotn67Ky
Vince: Well then what do you suggest? We can't just sit here and do nothing!299Please respect copyright.PENANAufyzWh8X98
Jake: I don't know! I don't know!299Please respect copyright.PENANARjSRkpjXVc
Agent Smith: (loudly) Hey, you two! Stop whispering and pay attention! We have a mission for you!299Please respect copyright.PENANANI8U6DfxSs
Jake and Vince: (nervously) Yes, sir!299Please respect copyright.PENANAPRm8O2EP8I
Agent Smith: Good. We're going to hit the White House tonight. You're going to help us get in and take out the president and his staff. Are you ready?299Please respect copyright.PENANAxXrh8u8u3u
Jake and Vince: (reluctantly) Yes, sir!299Please respect copyright.PENANAhSHKDmm3Sk
Agent Smith: Excellent. Let's go over the details.299Please respect copyright.PENANADwW5agRn6q
(He shows them a map and a diagram of the White House, and explains their roles and objectives)299Please respect copyright.PENANA6jsr1Q1pRc
Agent Smith: Any questions?299Please respect copyright.PENANAFkulRMEw1g
Jake and Vince: (shaking their heads) No, sir!299Please respect copyright.PENANAUwz1ZXE231
Agent Smith: Good. Then let's move out. We have a country to take over.299Please respect copyright.PENANAnpBLizOogh
(They all get into a van and drive away)299Please respect copyright.PENANAm7JzpyzekF
Agent Jones: (driving) So, Jake and Vince, how do you feel about your first SAD mission?299Please respect copyright.PENANAhC10uQP4cu
Jake: (lying) We feel honored, sir.299Please respect copyright.PENANAiJo4PBRfWb
Vince: (nervously) We feel ready, sir.299Please respect copyright.PENANA8NGGH2G7U2
Agent Jones: Good. You should. This is the most important mission of your lives. And ours.299Please respect copyright.PENANAwBp8YjYSTa
Agent Khan: (sitting next to Jake) Yeah, this is it, boys. This is the night we make history.299Please respect copyright.PENANA0J54XW87b5
Jake: Yeah, history.299Please respect copyright.PENANAVWpOrKAz38
Agent Khan: Don't sound so excited, Jake. This is a great opportunity for you. You get to be part of something bigger than yourself. Something that will change the world.299Please respect copyright.PENANA5v8yA5c8FI
Agent Khan: Trust me, Jake. You'll thank us later. When you see the new America we're going to create.299Please respect copyright.PENANAgE4cKQn5Gt
Jake: (thinking) If there is any America left.299Please respect copyright.PENANAoOzCIVAhiY
Agent Khan: You'll be proud to be a SAD agent, Jake. Just like we are.299Please respect copyright.PENANAsFwS2dwpEq
Agent Lee: (sitting next to Vince) How about you, Vince? How do you feel?299Please respect copyright.PENANATEKgF17XnP
Vince: (lying) I feel good, ma'am.299Please respect copyright.PENANA62Vx7xrpBC
Agent Lee: Good. You should. You're doing the right thing, Vince. You're doing what's best for this country.299Please respect copyright.PENANA0TSlDqOzpa
Vince: (thinking) No, I'm not.299Please respect copyright.PENANAm87C8Eta0U
Agent Lee: Don't worry, Vince. It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.299Please respect copyright.PENANALXIICY433P
Agent Lee: Believe me, Vince. You'll love the new America we're going to create.299Please respect copyright.PENANAkxOVN4tYRj
Agent Lee: You'll be happy to be a SAD agent, Vince. Just like we are.299Please respect copyright.PENANA1QDwBDu2SG
(They arrive at the White House and get out of the van)299Please respect copyright.PENANABgUeOzwpQe
Agent Smith: All right, team. This is it. Remember your roles and objectives. Remember your code names and signals. Remember your loyalty and duty. And remember why we're doing this.299Please respect copyright.PENANAWuu2XXeB9P
All agents yelled, except Jake and Vince: For SAD! For America!299Please respect copyright.PENANALewyS8cGjT
Jake and Vince: (mumbling) For SAD... For America...299Please respect copyright.PENANAbU7jBayMZX
Agent Smith: Good. Now let's go make history.299Please respect copyright.PENANAhr6c9q1364
(They split up into two groups and approach the White House from different directions)299Please respect copyright.PENANARBXhOvw6B4
(Jake is paired with Agent Khan and Agent Jones)299Please respect copyright.PENANAxQJGvDe099
Agent Jones: Okay, Jake. You're with me and Khan. We're going to enter through the east wing and make our way to the Oval Office. That's where the president is supposed to be right now.299Please respect copyright.PENANAy7xD2KrRx2
Jake: Okay.
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