岡本太郎:藝術就是爆炸。111Please respect copyright.PENANAT3TAzX7rQV
我:人生每天都在爆炸。111Please respect copyright.PENANAPv2uW4KcPz
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某日以為平安無事終於得閒,111Please respect copyright.PENANACA3G9jFBK6
晚餐後補個甜食,111Please respect copyright.PENANAZCbdWwXomO
為今日美好劃下完美句點。111Please respect copyright.PENANAR6EmKFv2sk
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夜市內有一招牌斑駁:111Please respect copyright.PENANAF6U0p4nRxv
“六十年老店 綠豆湯”111Please respect copyright.PENANA7KPiajG7Ni
這種簡單是種告知,111Please respect copyright.PENANAKGHW8n5JtH
它並不邀請你進去品嚐,111Please respect copyright.PENANAqPOAqqMEQH
只在提示:111Please respect copyright.PENANAvPjtZAiv2X
我開在這,要來不來隨你!111Please respect copyright.PENANAwzUgdxiPzd
我總是無法路過這種驕傲。111Please respect copyright.PENANA9vSdqt4pOl
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想不到進門年輕老闆第一句話就把我炸了!111Please respect copyright.PENANA2n534Sl7sY
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老闆:綠豆湯要加糖嗎?111Please respect copyright.PENANAKKVFnnNEAK
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因為距離太近,耳朵無法拒絕,111Please respect copyright.PENANAUTp8TuiFOU
傳到大腦第一瞬間我全身癱軟,111Please respect copyright.PENANAttnVAr1rUe
老闆看我沒有答應,111Please respect copyright.PENANAL037mZwqyG
又問了一次,111Please respect copyright.PENANANAZINK3d05
在毫無武裝護具的保護下,111Please respect copyright.PENANAZjcC9wqdvr
連續沒準備的被炸兩次,111Please respect copyright.PENANACQdKhVE5fa
為了活命,我說了要加糖之後狼狽的翻上了最近的座位,111Please respect copyright.PENANABmiG0Sal3G
現在回想,當下沒有抗爭的我真是苟且!111Please respect copyright.PENANAynHr7w37tO
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在位置上調整呼吸時,111Please respect copyright.PENANA5LVUPSBgZB
不斷在心裡跟自己確認,111Please respect copyright.PENANAjjGAeUx0ET
是我太小題大作了嗎?111Please respect copyright.PENANAh3N3Tzytju
但以普世價值來說,111Please respect copyright.PENANA2lhIldHaNn
綠豆湯不就是綠豆加水加糖去煮嗎?111Please respect copyright.PENANAcVoOcynY0d
沒有糖的綠豆湯你可以說它是綠豆湯嗎?!111Please respect copyright.PENANAoLN3opBNSA
我知道你的出發點或許是良善的為了不增加他人身體的負擔,111Please respect copyright.PENANA0O9zK2ltYO
但即使如此你也不能稱不加糖的綠豆湯為綠豆湯啊!111Please respect copyright.PENANAySlpe0jHYS
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看到這各位可能覺得我歇斯底里,換個說法大家比較容易進入我的角度看清真相。111Please respect copyright.PENANAt7HUR28BZK
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今天我們去摩托車行買機車,111Please respect copyright.PENANASbeeW2cBrX
可以買加汽油的,111Please respect copyright.PENANA2GCS0asGRp
也可以買立意良善,111Please respect copyright.PENANAQqjYLFbv4l
為了環保不排廢氣的電動機車,111Please respect copyright.PENANAmG5juIL3Vy
到這都沒問題,111Please respect copyright.PENANAnzBxlf1J73
問題在你一進摩托車行,111Please respect copyright.PENANAcwGZILLaIa
老闆劈頭問你:要加輪子嗎?111Please respect copyright.PENANAMiPGJ3lKYp
我想各位一定會嚇一跳,111Please respect copyright.PENANAZDOgOv0BbS
以為自己跑錯地方,111Please respect copyright.PENANAncwN2TEsO0
因為所謂的摩托車就是連著輪子一起賣,我要買沒輪子的摩托車我會去賣水上摩托車的店啊老闆!!!!!!!!!!111Please respect copyright.PENANACOvnfGxbXs
我來這就是要買有輪子在馬路上騎的機車啊!你可以問我要不要加購安全帽,但你不能問我要不要加輪子啊!!!!!!!!!! 但老闆不顧你的驚嚇,111Please respect copyright.PENANATj3OnUylXo
一連若無其事的問你兩次,111Please respect copyright.PENANARgS6S2nrAv
要加輪子嗎?111Please respect copyright.PENANA6LHGL53pfw
要加輪子嗎?111Please respect copyright.PENANAFC9KqceMTn
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各位,這是歇斯底里嗎?! 今天退一百萬步想,111Please respect copyright.PENANAXOBVtqgWC0
好,或許是老店想創新!111Please respect copyright.PENANAGNsevNwNUf
各位可能覺得我過於苛責,111Please respect copyright.PENANAIFmawKga72
但六十年老店綠豆湯,111Please respect copyright.PENANA7OVBfYkn6t
你的創新方式是拿掉糖!111Please respect copyright.PENANAK9NPlCESaT
這樣對得起當年在大灶前生火,111Please respect copyright.PENANAGlTjMR2gSv
沒日沒夜的嘗試鑽研,111Please respect copyright.PENANADLsNq3D7zG
之後把綠豆與水及糖的完美比例找出來並傳給你的創始人嗎?! 你加盟鮮芋仙還比較接近所謂的創新,你拿掉糖只用水去煮綠豆,用水煮植物拿來賣,那是中藥行在幹的活啊!111Please respect copyright.PENANAVfZURxOfmK
你完全改變先人交給你的家業!111Please respect copyright.PENANAA3s6trdXRr
隔行如隔山,那不是創新啊老闆!!!!!111Please respect copyright.PENANAgrxUiLxmM2
說句重話:那是辜負那是背叛啊!!!!!!!!!! 想到這,綠豆湯也喝完了,111Please respect copyright.PENANA5e29kekz59
離開付錢時,111Please respect copyright.PENANAVpXrVqEmgP
老闆對著我說:帥哥,好吃嗎?111Please respect copyright.PENANAnb75u4Vk4j
我笑著回:好吃,謝謝。111Please respect copyright.PENANAfQiiFYZHfM
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我實在無法對叫我帥哥的人生氣。