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岡本太郎：藝術就是爆炸。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD3s2GZHhQ
我：人生每天都在爆炸。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmxv5nggwq
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某日以為平安無事終於得閒，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQphCYI5Ns
晚餐後補個甜食，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6L4muEHHJ
為今日美好劃下完美句點。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5zYV76DzT
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夜市內有一招牌斑駁：239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPqYYsvWHk
“六十年老店 綠豆湯”239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnZYpvKjHJ
這種簡單是種告知，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdKJXSLOQ6
它並不邀請你進去品嚐，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw13mngxLlB
只在提示：239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiRr7WLaxk
我開在這，要來不來隨你！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDqScJ9Awv
我總是無法路過這種驕傲。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXomBDUNXF
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想不到進門年輕老闆第一句話就把我炸了！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlav4Y4cN0
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老闆：綠豆湯要加糖嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PzqpO3Z1j
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因為距離太近，耳朵無法拒絕，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T2EqRPU1P
傳到大腦第一瞬間我全身癱軟，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHWZ16kiuw
老闆看我沒有答應，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQW2X5z8gA
又問了一次，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO0k1FjTxt
在毫無武裝護具的保護下，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16Q1iBAPxP
連續沒準備的被炸兩次，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BARO3Bwrc
為了活命，我說了要加糖之後狼狽的翻上了最近的座位，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8naZ4K45o
現在回想，當下沒有抗爭的我真是苟且！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpuiCbGfXl
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在位置上調整呼吸時，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlgsolCYDF
不斷在心裡跟自己確認，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4b5eKuUEN
是我太小題大作了嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BT9RzwRYV
但以普世價值來說，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13ataZDYBa
綠豆湯不就是綠豆加水加糖去煮嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW9RQkk0x6
沒有糖的綠豆湯你可以說它是綠豆湯嗎？！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzaJXRmenD
我知道你的出發點或許是良善的為了不增加他人身體的負擔，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2y9P2Ooqr
但即使如此你也不能稱不加糖的綠豆湯為綠豆湯啊！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw90xZ5T3lF
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看到這各位可能覺得我歇斯底里，換個說法大家比較容易進入我的角度看清真相。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgVfpNJLfn
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今天我們去摩托車行買機車，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6jQKoM3VX
可以買加汽油的，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7CGEMzsUX
也可以買立意良善，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEbKUAaRzd
為了環保不排廢氣的電動機車，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzky3tGxtPi
到這都沒問題，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarWCh04DR8
問題在你一進摩托車行，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LWLI24j2S
老闆劈頭問你：要加輪子嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JMKafLTVM
我想各位一定會嚇一跳，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk9GpuCFcR
以為自己跑錯地方，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmvoQlKENd
因為所謂的摩托車就是連著輪子一起賣，我要買沒輪子的摩托車我會去賣水上摩托車的店啊老闆!!!!!!!!!!239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHqZL5rGuY
我來這就是要買有輪子在馬路上騎的機車啊！你可以問我要不要加購安全帽，但你不能問我要不要加輪子啊!!!!!!!!!! 但老闆不顧你的驚嚇，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdkmiwXFcF
一連若無其事的問你兩次，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmWKsShFfE
要加輪子嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrDglJhX37
要加輪子嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXhLazRnKi
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各位，這是歇斯底里嗎？！ 今天退一百萬步想，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACptOt5jv8
好，或許是老店想創新！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qv0d08ATo
各位可能覺得我過於苛責，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykjbm3D8PP
但六十年老店綠豆湯，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURs46VG1E6
你的創新方式是拿掉糖！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDNVDt4ieR
這樣對得起當年在大灶前生火，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlrE5ruNUS
沒日沒夜的嘗試鑽研，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MyV55E3oc
之後把綠豆與水及糖的完美比例找出來並傳給你的創始人嗎？！ 你加盟鮮芋仙還比較接近所謂的創新，你拿掉糖只用水去煮綠豆，用水煮植物拿來賣，那是中藥行在幹的活啊！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AhkI4TIge
你完全改變先人交給你的家業！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWcdytBrdD
隔行如隔山，那不是創新啊老闆!!!!!239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2jzoAY0fA
說句重話：那是辜負那是背叛啊!!!!!!!!!! 想到這，綠豆湯也喝完了，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaQvx4mL1U
離開付錢時，239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZvT08MvWe
老闆對著我說：帥哥，好吃嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9PZi0BwhJ
我笑著回：好吃，謝謝。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSjViB4Vwz
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