三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰208Please respect copyright.PENANAovHinoXHcw
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。208Please respect copyright.PENANAjCiGcIdWtw
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD208Please respect copyright.PENANAQDOk3EmdFd
平:鮭魚大受歡迎208Please respect copyright.PENANAceMwhUplhx
20:可有些人的名字改不回來208Please respect copyright.PENANAd0PtgoR5H6
我:改不回來?208Please respect copyright.PENANAL2RYc9rRfG
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來208Please respect copyright.PENANAgii7Rl65QA
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚208Please respect copyright.PENANAE9XHAiz5qe
我:流浪鮭魚XD208Please respect copyright.PENANAQmPM7KgszP
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次208Please respect copyright.PENANAFMP44VwvFE
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊208Please respect copyright.PENANACPekHcyz5n
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="208Please respect copyright.PENANAvZIZJTono3
我:XD208Please respect copyright.PENANAkozx1gy9pU
貓:反正最多可以50字……208Please respect copyright.PENANAoPffMJturw
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……208Please respect copyright.PENANAcN4fRxEzr9
我:XD208Please respect copyright.PENANA70BNuUQ8XT
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改208Please respect copyright.PENANA5gq6YlFLlI
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快208Please respect copyright.PENANAkAfPdllHAt
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?208Please respect copyright.PENANAetg0Vpsr0Y
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?208Please respect copyright.PENANASMDvQlfXo8
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了208Please respect copyright.PENANAscuU4zT3bd
我:XD208Please respect copyright.PENANAKHGNvqVhxF
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改208Please respect copyright.PENANAxwPYNvJ7h4
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