三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰192Please respect copyright.PENANAgSl4UNhs5l
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。192Please respect copyright.PENANACyjxikFUv8
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAkRtx7DMJli
平:鮭魚大受歡迎192Please respect copyright.PENANA43YZEVq3du
20:可有些人的名字改不回來192Please respect copyright.PENANAJvs1bGKdjC
我:改不回來?192Please respect copyright.PENANAkaSi5Ktjt7
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來192Please respect copyright.PENANAtehW2uUuY8
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚192Please respect copyright.PENANAZigR7p7OIA
我:流浪鮭魚XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAXSdRM0bx0y
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次192Please respect copyright.PENANAwrrWPI1ro2
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊192Please respect copyright.PENANACOrcNi4s48
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="192Please respect copyright.PENANACRfIppLrMt
我:XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAPx74X2wns9
貓:反正最多可以50字……192Please respect copyright.PENANANwklAhk06a
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……192Please respect copyright.PENANAZaqqkEOdgJ
我:XD192Please respect copyright.PENANAsKIEYFdXCn
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改192Please respect copyright.PENANAMftNzOujtU
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快192Please respect copyright.PENANAQnfEH9CnOM
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?192Please respect copyright.PENANANfSZBoypbi
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?192Please respect copyright.PENANAMuKYOrtrHX
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了192Please respect copyright.PENANADPfaQutWp2
我:XD192Please respect copyright.PENANA5Pij3rcYEH
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改192Please respect copyright.PENANAKxik629NPN
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