三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰68Please respect copyright.PENANA1gQWsy2Mp3
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。68Please respect copyright.PENANAVbVzhWCOYq
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD68Please respect copyright.PENANAm4rjtYoPks
平:鮭魚大受歡迎68Please respect copyright.PENANAbzJdhNmAOR
20:可有些人的名字改不回來68Please respect copyright.PENANA9hkuolL6rA
我:改不回來?68Please respect copyright.PENANAqZ5haViLvO
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來68Please respect copyright.PENANAMd2njDw6CG
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚68Please respect copyright.PENANATDShlKg9wM
我:流浪鮭魚XD68Please respect copyright.PENANAV9kL3jfxTM
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次68Please respect copyright.PENANAoI54RxzIel
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊68Please respect copyright.PENANAqPESgMIzW2
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="68Please respect copyright.PENANA7jfj3zi4lb
我:XD68Please respect copyright.PENANA2GqudWQP0a
貓:反正最多可以50字……68Please respect copyright.PENANAcQhEceP5VK
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……68Please respect copyright.PENANAdutPLihIrw
我:XD68Please respect copyright.PENANAO7v0PwnaWR
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改68Please respect copyright.PENANAmebJa0EWKf
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快68Please respect copyright.PENANAKu7HX4V5Mf
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?68Please respect copyright.PENANAwuO86DkPHt
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?68Please respect copyright.PENANAUJIblSiqxj
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了68Please respect copyright.PENANAxupsk1TS1T
我:XD68Please respect copyright.PENANA4OJoYV0COS
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改68Please respect copyright.PENANASZdbh1rfde
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