最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。181Please respect copyright.PENANAnKiJ7gZ3Ae
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。181Please respect copyright.PENANAasNftGdx1q
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?181Please respect copyright.PENANAtNWrXfPDKT
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~181Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2aSzk8YaE
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。181Please respect copyright.PENANAqNzHWfZrz8
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。181Please respect copyright.PENANAGDpRtnA3AD
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面181Please respect copyright.PENANAZJrPP0BLrP
我:我係戀物type181Please respect copyright.PENANAI86pe6Gr0s
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。181Please respect copyright.PENANAwuLZtcakBs
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?181Please respect copyright.PENANAYVMc8yB0EF
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我:女裝181Please respect copyright.PENANAXFLxxu85SR
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?181Please respect copyright.PENANApSLeolARth
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。181Please respect copyright.PENANAqXw7mjhmd9
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。181Please respect copyright.PENANAuYypqk2AkE
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。181Please respect copyright.PENANAlx1phvvaNT
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。181Please respect copyright.PENANA9QhZbZyro8
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。181Please respect copyright.PENANAQyVphCJzhK
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。181Please respect copyright.PENANAtgJ6JmB7zr
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。181Please respect copyright.PENANAanQdsr8xZh
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。181Please respect copyright.PENANAtbaqaQYUca
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?181Please respect copyright.PENANAvg9TnYYyUZ
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阿玲:女朋友就有。181Please respect copyright.PENANAkt1NleT7Jh
(暗笑地回道)181Please respect copyright.PENANAugTFTsmhyF
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。181Please respect copyright.PENANAXFuIbsBmJj
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我:邊個邊個?181Please respect copyright.PENANAZTYOeSC8Qu
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)181Please respect copyright.PENANAKZvJyDMtsL
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。181Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5ZyjEszrT
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。181Please respect copyright.PENANAsbuPyvkDRn
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。181Please respect copyright.PENANALMZC8C5Sa0
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。181Please respect copyright.PENANAuKI2XMuheG
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。181Please respect copyright.PENANAoMZ46JTlze
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。181Please respect copyright.PENANAAR1xXS7lc4
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。181Please respect copyright.PENANADeys6rfiQR
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!181Please respect copyright.PENANAPHUAcwg4B0
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。181Please respect copyright.PENANABfnSbk2M0z
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?181Please respect copyright.PENANArpC49vZj1Q
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我:知少少啦~181Please respect copyright.PENANAB1t8VMSZ7Y
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。181Please respect copyright.PENANA42KNHkMcAz
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。181Please respect copyright.PENANAHpedMJqGu9
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。181Please respect copyright.PENANAgMZJ6UxpJA
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?181Please respect copyright.PENANAFPdECCJMKY
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。181Please respect copyright.PENANAIwQCTPsvHH
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。181Please respect copyright.PENANAxSa8Di5gHu
(佢燦爛地笑道)181Please respect copyright.PENANAXpKoDSQfSn
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵181Please respect copyright.PENANAM1EyXCBzgP
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!181Please respect copyright.PENANAtQNZWyiREX
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。181Please respect copyright.PENANA6TJcbArVwO
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我:我問你一個問題呀?181Please respect copyright.PENANAw2AvY69lhN
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阿玲:咩?181Please respect copyright.PENANAP0PbeOLmmx
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?181Please respect copyright.PENANAxewf7dzKDK
(我挑逗地說)181Please respect copyright.PENANAJmdePMljpV
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。181Please respect copyright.PENANAjaFsbK80fS
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妳個答案都有想像力。181Please respect copyright.PENANAmkjh519t7t
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。181Please respect copyright.PENANA2v71c65CvZ
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。181Please respect copyright.PENANA4lz1oP8zFP
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。181Please respect copyright.PENANALlMtGcH3re
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「I love it when you call me senoirta181Please respect copyright.PENANA5EgQLXR1sD
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya181Please respect copyright.PENANAZqonaraTtU
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la181Please respect copyright.PENANAqZd0H4iWHm
It's true, la-la-la181Please respect copyright.PENANAWxacnLuaEh
Ooh, I should be running181Please respect copyright.PENANA1Obch8nkqu
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」181Please respect copyright.PENANAqoY9xkyKcF
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首歌名係Senorita181Please respect copyright.PENANARGiONYgH9Q
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。181Please respect copyright.PENANA8jGryR6tyA
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。181Please respect copyright.PENANAXrvYv5BGZy
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。181Please respect copyright.PENANAkSLmdQpq6b
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?181Please respect copyright.PENANANGNs1FrG0p
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。181Please respect copyright.PENANAPH7JXoflda
(挑逗地說)181Please respect copyright.PENANAUdcUOaz3VD
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。181Please respect copyright.PENANAWB0NJS3Vgi
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)181Please respect copyright.PENANAEOz10T0GLN
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。181Please respect copyright.PENANACa7uP7aTIl
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。181Please respect copyright.PENANABiKmfEtpkz
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。181Please respect copyright.PENANAZFITJq4Qi0
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。181Please respect copyright.PENANAW1bQ2trbdX
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。181Please respect copyright.PENANAuLHoKp40uE
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。181Please respect copyright.PENANAmqbS7H0Zz2
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。181Please respect copyright.PENANAchcwRXhMQU
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我:一言為定181Please respect copyright.PENANAI3WszH84jY
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。181Please respect copyright.PENANA3n0BFzvRx9
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。181Please respect copyright.PENANA2uqXABqL7y
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。181Please respect copyright.PENANA8VJg8AQZk5
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。181Please respect copyright.PENANAjPd9XzNc87
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.