最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0x4QhZ8SE
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcr9XRRvkJ
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hVFTiBlZc
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVMjo6sPqS
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4blewjahvN
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSC0Q7n0Fk
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO1N0NLXsF
我：我係戀物type352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdygKg4Ehvq
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQU3tfPE8Y
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPGxx5ze2Q
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我：女裝352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G2v8QiWas
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwHJd7f4mq
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnaiqTPvmp
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02a3unC1fB
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFccHncNcw
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGgSASCAyL
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2zSNM9ZTH
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBRFwhuCa7
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc57yRiXG6q
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdTQcTXHx0
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxsLIK3DqC
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阿玲：女朋友就有。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJqk7fECBY
（暗笑地回道）352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFFpTz60pP
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqroecxvcSX
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我：邊個邊個？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Oei90PAdA
(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnJfIzIfmH
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wJDIkVFdO
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ylOIkkQIP
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp85kZCFwGT
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyNq7fqWVI
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQxhplcTsj
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0tlagLPFv
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQOdyLxAg3
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5wZPAD7gb
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIslSnNI69
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM1RIjO1Ms
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我：知少少啦～352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv16qwRRNO
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3yY5mba51
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ8ohr6ob8
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKD9EN62XF
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjqyIfu7K0
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8mNpnXkhH
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnVaAi9gvK
(佢燦爛地笑道)352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWw8AdN0mU
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe6RKssGON
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZQHiKp5Ku
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9qkHO9ig4
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我：我問你一個問題呀？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHpfkLeSJA
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阿玲：咩？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznPt0GLhjo
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYW02YCCWf
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdb380GBHe
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妳個答案都有想像力。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAn7ql7NqFB
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1FzamSkEg
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSyDtw5awj
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPJwGmf56o
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「I love it when you call me senoirta352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7QqIdhSNI
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89mCfl2tvd
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26dr1Kgxnb
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Ooh, I should be running352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rX7WhgnJG
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1vG9pSjfs
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首歌名係Senorita352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW6RqSExqj
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVpqzliS1E
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbA7tx6ix4
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GcBc3aTQe
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypm8KWdHtD
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz2Y5OSrp6
(挑逗地說)352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88zYYAWvwl
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw4UsMjV8k
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJPxE6Myq2
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUG1ZuC8wY
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lz4DiQPYO
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wo0OWnR7m
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjynZdetkzi
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStbSYKsIpX
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYIEoWqTo9
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcL1BROvjc
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我：一言為定352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEleqXKf3d
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3DLoTDAEa
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkohxdhN0Gw
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh5hA859A1
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3uuv56xwj
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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