最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。342Please respect copyright.PENANAlAkRTGLUJH
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。342Please respect copyright.PENANAJfDMciPRLA
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?342Please respect copyright.PENANANOx8gmegkU
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~342Please respect copyright.PENANAU5NmebZHig
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。342Please respect copyright.PENANAUrYSqUwGvT
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。342Please respect copyright.PENANAnrJMG9Igk2
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面342Please respect copyright.PENANArJ2ot2hiUJ
我:我係戀物type342Please respect copyright.PENANAryKiqebn9S
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。342Please respect copyright.PENANAOx8v4lG4z2
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?342Please respect copyright.PENANAMs8YDmpYKD
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我:女裝342Please respect copyright.PENANAFrz5kHgbHD
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?342Please respect copyright.PENANAXs42mBnnGS
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。342Please respect copyright.PENANAv4HEispfw0
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。342Please respect copyright.PENANAlEPhMM2ZwA
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。342Please respect copyright.PENANArraMnkkS4W
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。342Please respect copyright.PENANAaLgEQ2qRRP
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。342Please respect copyright.PENANArhtvCXyBb5
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。342Please respect copyright.PENANAVLLTtnJN2s
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。342Please respect copyright.PENANAjBOOPv6VTa
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。342Please respect copyright.PENANAFconwmF68s
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?342Please respect copyright.PENANAS8QxTxqPq1
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阿玲:女朋友就有。342Please respect copyright.PENANAnwajuCXkDB
(暗笑地回道)342Please respect copyright.PENANAH5yKj1R2n8
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。342Please respect copyright.PENANAOoqCZmFy25
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我:邊個邊個?342Please respect copyright.PENANAFvFgQvQlvT
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)342Please respect copyright.PENANAs9NQ16M5cf
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。342Please respect copyright.PENANAuTCyNvFuos
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。342Please respect copyright.PENANAePWSQrgHWF
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。342Please respect copyright.PENANAycRNGrLDzK
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。342Please respect copyright.PENANAHWcvMMiO9J
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。342Please respect copyright.PENANAZq4KeeacUb
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。342Please respect copyright.PENANAGzdP0OGdU9
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。342Please respect copyright.PENANAxzNt4n9PLY
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!342Please respect copyright.PENANA7EnmBs3VEL
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。342Please respect copyright.PENANA8BdyI2paPo
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?342Please respect copyright.PENANAUDxbEowEJD
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我:知少少啦~342Please respect copyright.PENANA1AvsAgpaas
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。342Please respect copyright.PENANAKfniQs4jH6
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。342Please respect copyright.PENANAxr4rxfhdZl
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。342Please respect copyright.PENANAOqnkjL30Db
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?342Please respect copyright.PENANADEVGYrqIoX
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。342Please respect copyright.PENANAhMXKYCX0dH
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。342Please respect copyright.PENANAWA5roUl8Hg
(佢燦爛地笑道)342Please respect copyright.PENANADrF81ulWaO
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵342Please respect copyright.PENANAYl4JrQG4hb
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!342Please respect copyright.PENANAdx4xWJLYSy
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。342Please respect copyright.PENANAP4saXYuyur
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我:我問你一個問題呀?342Please respect copyright.PENANABJG2Xg5Rbk
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阿玲:咩?342Please respect copyright.PENANAPC5VPbZfcT
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?342Please respect copyright.PENANAiTDVyEuxGb
(我挑逗地說)342Please respect copyright.PENANAoAIIfocgnM
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。342Please respect copyright.PENANAtIaeKabgx1
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妳個答案都有想像力。342Please respect copyright.PENANAGaQFfl20cu
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。342Please respect copyright.PENANAIN9r2qu7R0
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。342Please respect copyright.PENANAazSSjZFZMY
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。342Please respect copyright.PENANAolhm8iuSAI
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「I love it when you call me senoirta342Please respect copyright.PENANAyVwmk0rNeh
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya342Please respect copyright.PENANAdOfdHPho6X
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la342Please respect copyright.PENANAuuWoEIr1FS
It's true, la-la-la342Please respect copyright.PENANAKxwWi9ejlD
Ooh, I should be running342Please respect copyright.PENANAXlzXgsUvxp
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」342Please respect copyright.PENANAqRepR37fuE
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首歌名係Senorita342Please respect copyright.PENANATFJQtNIhlT
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。342Please respect copyright.PENANAdtybJgzMon
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。342Please respect copyright.PENANA5e1n4LEbaI
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。342Please respect copyright.PENANA4cOjAS50w7
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?342Please respect copyright.PENANAc5jbVeTGAu
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。342Please respect copyright.PENANAO4SYa494RN
(挑逗地說)342Please respect copyright.PENANATfjxJ7smSi
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。342Please respect copyright.PENANASIk9D1et5l
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)342Please respect copyright.PENANAfp7CXHct9G
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。342Please respect copyright.PENANAZIuvu2MFqE
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。342Please respect copyright.PENANAk6nnS9a0P5
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。342Please respect copyright.PENANATDRnF3OEQ3
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。342Please respect copyright.PENANAYQFilNUVXh
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。342Please respect copyright.PENANA0CUK8PzLtt
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。342Please respect copyright.PENANAGlBBGz2VNG
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。342Please respect copyright.PENANAc1fGffNWI9
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我:一言為定342Please respect copyright.PENANAE4y16FFpcT
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。342Please respect copyright.PENANAG630lUDdXJ
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。342Please respect copyright.PENANAVAMSI9SdmQ
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。342Please respect copyright.PENANA8Wo5x8Iwts
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。342Please respect copyright.PENANA5eo0TIxlGs
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.