最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。343Please respect copyright.PENANATNT6mfRhuT
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。343Please respect copyright.PENANAH6iVB9nIrO
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?343Please respect copyright.PENANA5KW0Ct9CYO
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~343Please respect copyright.PENANA1k4mQH01iA
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。343Please respect copyright.PENANAxCuRdqFybX
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。343Please respect copyright.PENANArOFRhlMPi1
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面343Please respect copyright.PENANA6t85NrtfnT
我:我係戀物type343Please respect copyright.PENANAWWX6QT8ZSZ
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。343Please respect copyright.PENANA95tout7oyR
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?343Please respect copyright.PENANARwDkzKRKyF
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我:女裝343Please respect copyright.PENANAFixGNK6OyX
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?343Please respect copyright.PENANAFI2ZgtMYvw
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。343Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9gNU8cD5Y
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。343Please respect copyright.PENANAcn5p4HSH56
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。343Please respect copyright.PENANAYM9TixJLL9
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。343Please respect copyright.PENANAHsQSiLREyw
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。343Please respect copyright.PENANAByKpyCLpIM
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。343Please respect copyright.PENANA32N1ncU1IN
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。343Please respect copyright.PENANAMXF0h8I7xs
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。343Please respect copyright.PENANAHfIgLN4J7f
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?343Please respect copyright.PENANAvsOskLV3cH
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阿玲:女朋友就有。343Please respect copyright.PENANA16KwRBLbJ1
(暗笑地回道)343Please respect copyright.PENANAaOfT64Dlyj
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。343Please respect copyright.PENANADXaeJEhsr0
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我:邊個邊個?343Please respect copyright.PENANAK9MPh4ql3i
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)343Please respect copyright.PENANAzoOpZtEKS4
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。343Please respect copyright.PENANArij7G6vBkz
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。343Please respect copyright.PENANAEufDsGyBgw
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。343Please respect copyright.PENANA61SVSXBSSa
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。343Please respect copyright.PENANANgTx3T5335
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。343Please respect copyright.PENANAZ35E7eoVPm
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。343Please respect copyright.PENANApBLYIxuDdq
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。343Please respect copyright.PENANAYKHEvdBmPl
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!343Please respect copyright.PENANAc33Cq5RlSm
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。343Please respect copyright.PENANANu5Pn45Alx
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?343Please respect copyright.PENANATKg9vVO8iq
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我:知少少啦~343Please respect copyright.PENANAxQAzEZXAQO
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。343Please respect copyright.PENANAYDiB31xjxI
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。343Please respect copyright.PENANAuo5pATTSC0
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。343Please respect copyright.PENANAno5nkVItyB
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?343Please respect copyright.PENANAxUV74QIBFf
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。343Please respect copyright.PENANAEadaAECSoC
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。343Please respect copyright.PENANAABVQdPkBr6
(佢燦爛地笑道)343Please respect copyright.PENANAZWep4tK0f1
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵343Please respect copyright.PENANAudGqZnW4jo
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!343Please respect copyright.PENANAkxWNy6kcLc
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。343Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ2YEWV7Uu
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我:我問你一個問題呀?343Please respect copyright.PENANASET0H0GFgA
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阿玲:咩?343Please respect copyright.PENANA9LwF22YuiR
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?343Please respect copyright.PENANAdvgL89qqpa
(我挑逗地說)343Please respect copyright.PENANAjF0iCRkeca
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。343Please respect copyright.PENANAXi02MUAunM
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妳個答案都有想像力。343Please respect copyright.PENANAgRQvyGdEf9
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。343Please respect copyright.PENANAb7oIu2Q9QB
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。343Please respect copyright.PENANAyhbO7xAcXL
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。343Please respect copyright.PENANA2hPyGbJy04
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「I love it when you call me senoirta343Please respect copyright.PENANAPnAW2LKdUc
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya343Please respect copyright.PENANAn3cYQ3Wqlw
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la343Please respect copyright.PENANAgJH4ObnNEa
It's true, la-la-la343Please respect copyright.PENANAeLXXEGxnWw
Ooh, I should be running343Please respect copyright.PENANAOs0xIMvyEC
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」343Please respect copyright.PENANANqg4Pk026H
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首歌名係Senorita343Please respect copyright.PENANABDmjlZhppD
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。343Please respect copyright.PENANAWJqsIDJWje
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。343Please respect copyright.PENANAcSCeq6Wu9W
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。343Please respect copyright.PENANAMkuVmIrugy
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?343Please respect copyright.PENANA2bzwvrjNtC
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。343Please respect copyright.PENANAXcNfAa72b2
(挑逗地說)343Please respect copyright.PENANAfLxHWBB6N1
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。343Please respect copyright.PENANAenHESONK3O
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)343Please respect copyright.PENANAPs96fJq7iT
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。343Please respect copyright.PENANA1nBrzIsciO
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。343Please respect copyright.PENANAJAdO1lS8yG
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。343Please respect copyright.PENANAtFosGhLbem
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。343Please respect copyright.PENANAStC6xOcL9E
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。343Please respect copyright.PENANAhNBGHQtCTp
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。343Please respect copyright.PENANANMt9kB8Izx
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。343Please respect copyright.PENANAd8mllOkUDL
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我:一言為定343Please respect copyright.PENANAFnBWtSDDuT
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。343Please respect copyright.PENANABFrTITZKGn
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。343Please respect copyright.PENANAFVRElhdBlj
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。343Please respect copyright.PENANAylaWuwz8XJ
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。343Please respect copyright.PENANAnAUc0mnkOP
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.