最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNT6mfRhuT
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6iVB9nIrO
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KW0Ct9CYO
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k4mQH01iA
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCuRdqFybX
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOFRhlMPi1
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t85NrtfnT
我：我係戀物type343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWX6QT8ZSZ
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95tout7oyR
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwDkzKRKyF
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我：女裝343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFixGNK6OyX
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI2ZgtMYvw
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9gNU8cD5Y
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn5p4HSH56
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM9TixJLL9
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsQSiLREyw
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByKpyCLpIM
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32N1ncU1IN
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXF0h8I7xs
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfIgLN4J7f
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsOskLV3cH
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阿玲：女朋友就有。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16KwRBLbJ1
（暗笑地回道）343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOfT64Dlyj
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXaeJEhsr0
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(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoOpZtEKS4
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrij7G6vBkz
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEufDsGyBgw
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61SVSXBSSa
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgTx3T5335
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ35E7eoVPm
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBLYIxuDdq
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKHEvdBmPl
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc33Cq5RlSm
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNu5Pn45Alx
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKg9vVO8iq
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我：知少少啦～343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQAzEZXAQO
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDiB31xjxI
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo5pATTSC0
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno5nkVItyB
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUV74QIBFf
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEadaAECSoC
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABVQdPkBr6
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudGqZnW4jo
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxWNy6kcLc
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ2YEWV7Uu
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我：我問你一個問題呀？343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSET0H0GFgA
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阿玲：咩？343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LwF22YuiR
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvgL89qqpa
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi02MUAunM
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妳個答案都有想像力。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRQvyGdEf9
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7oIu2Q9QB
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhbO7xAcXL
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hPyGbJy04
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「I love it when you call me senoirta343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnAW2LKdUc
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3cYQ3Wqlw
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Ooh, I should be running343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs0xIMvyEC
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqg4Pk026H
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首歌名係Senorita343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDmjlZhppD
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJqsIDJWje
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSCeq6Wu9W
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkuVmIrugy
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bzwvrjNtC
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcNfAa72b2
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenHESONK3O
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nBrzIsciO
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAdO1lS8yG
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFosGhLbem
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStC6xOcL9E
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNBGHQtCTp
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMt9kB8Izx
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8mllOkUDL
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我：一言為定343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnBWtSDDuT
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFrTITZKGn
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVRElhdBlj
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylaWuwz8XJ
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAUc0mnkOP
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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