最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe5j9iYyJr
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnZeQPyFOR
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyX9RqAahC
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbzY95pTK0
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa40I3m7aM
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraVGk25NUM
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhGlLjB5sv
我：我係戀物type393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmwxEGSIVG
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT3GxdMZNX
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9dksNaLuG
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我：女裝393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKVeTGw2vQ
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MYskbKVIq
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXikgd3QQx
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRFdFu81og
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNHSXMSkbT
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKpGdQXw9L
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHLZcEc6w4
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywMt9btuJB
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeWQwsxc69
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeUEf1bMK7
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jds7ujLsh
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阿玲：女朋友就有。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQCcPnBkjE
（暗笑地回道）393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8LbP0byJg
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc4EAhC6gJ
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(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtCNdTFLMu
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW7E6Voaw3
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYIEk0sap4
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4Lw4vyi5k
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡba0uyIcXKe
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOpYImZ60H
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihVNH7FbIV
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nHnWzTvUp
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1Ka2pnI8w
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBEr4bxuPB
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu43Ot8Ji6
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我：知少少啦～393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswQaZLfeIb
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpcRignkp0
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwHMmUkXJP
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHNhXfSu8V
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbn8lA70PpK
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKYTgipHCk
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgiZhwmceX
(佢燦爛地笑道)393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI1GxT1LJA
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QMKtmIXd6
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNZ9aAEtaq
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnkhLIeUec
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我：我問你一個問題呀？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLVfu1RfJo
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阿玲：咩？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABUNwgsqHk
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcykkWt4c6L
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLP37Cn5SX
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妳個答案都有想像力。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2zSjomR4F
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhE6DsSCc8
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIRizCe29K
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYx370dJ6r
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「I love it when you call me senoirta393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxc1Wk7zSt
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENfyZBdVvG
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjFS1QBul7
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Ooh, I should be running393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLHQaeyHMb
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l5GleU960
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首歌名係Senorita393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygXninS8BA
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWDxVA3dEr
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVe6MK4NFn
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinJE6fDNbl
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV747BqQnLx
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0puUDOK8Nx
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOebyWp5uq
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsI86WGfmn
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrVFLzjDOh
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyriZPbORP
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsnxjc0fnh
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg64UNJNqd2
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrb3AhIUEK
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuStIx3qnY6
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我：一言為定393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm83ppcaMD
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytVFni6Vqw
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuBiHWUGSQ
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUYrl54mcY
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCVYUdigzB
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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