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我笑到忍唔住標眼淚,好唔容易停低抖陣,死人Ming又無啦啦「Blue~」一聲,我直情笑到腰酸背痛,覺得呢世人就真係係咁先。8964 copyright protection186PENANAtut1KBeuTV 維尼
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