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張禮賢!!!唔好淆!!!唔好怯!!!唔好比佢食住!!!8964 copyright protection179PENANA60YT5LVwPX 維尼
「MiuMiu係一個PTGF。」Martin補充。8964 copyright protection179PENANAS67twtqyVH 維尼
「係?而我不知道MiuMiu是誰?就係你之前話我好似一個人,就係佢?」我嘗試轉移視線:「咦,唔係,等陣,你約PTGF?嘩,你男人老狗竟然約PTGF!」8964 copyright protection179PENANATHcTuKGIVs 維尼
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講真男人老狗唔約PTGF唔通約PTBF咩張禮賢!!!8964 copyright protection179PENANADbhNaQmGbQ 維尼
Martin為人正直,連視線都正直到無法轉移:「你膊頭嘅傷,其實唔係我整親,係俾個變態整親,係咪?喺片場『第一次』見你個陣,我聞到你身上有種好特別嘅味道,但我一時三刻講唔出,直到管家幫我買藥油,我先醒起個啲係鐵打酒嘅味。」8964 copyright protection179PENANAAssJejBsT3 維尼
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「但我無睇過鐵打喎。」我反駁:「同埋氣味呢家嘢咁主觀,我夠可以話你身上有A4紙味!」8964 copyright protection179PENANASF8qa5lpwy 維尼
「⋯⋯你地飲凍檸茶之前都會篤三下檸檬。」Martin好明顯被「A4紙味」迷惑咗,窒咗三秒先拋得出新證據。8964 copyright protection179PENANAefDym2pcB7 維尼
「大把人篤三下啦,有咩出奇。」8964 copyright protection179PENANAdIGDICdGhe 維尼
「但你地篤完之後唔係好似平常人咁攪兩攪,而係用畫星星嘅方法攪勻杯凍檸茶。」8964 copyright protection179PENANA43qQF23Dpi 維尼
「應該係你眼花,我從來都唔做呢啲嘢。」最衰都係老豆,從細就灌輸我「畫個星星魔法陣杯嘢就會好飲啲」嘅觀念!!!183Please respect copyright.PENANAPxSXaoAiUi
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「阿賢。」Martin忽然用力捉住我手腕:「的確,氣味又好,習慣又好,我都曾經懷疑過係咪自己記憶混亂記錯咗,係咪我太想見返MiuMiu而將你當成佢,所以有一刻我真係覺得,你地係兩個人嚟。」8964 copyright protection179PENANAhvt9XuUxQZ 維尼
「你啱阿我地係兩個人嚟!」我嘗試甩開Martin隻手,但佢依然捉實唔放。「其實你捉得我好痛,你可唔可以放手?你放開我我都唔會走得去邊。」183Please respect copyright.PENANArqc4LGFMY2
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「對唔住。」Martin捉得細力咗,但依然無放開手,「但係你記唔記得,個次我同你去揾阿Ming,你比我睇咗一眼你部手機。」183Please respect copyright.PENANA5emCtjwEQN
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