Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQmSPGtrW9
And I walked on into town (alright)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9FkR5WfKW
I saw a girl with big blue fins219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJIZV1rouG
And her fins right on the ground219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WUtYCNfo2
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVIcbukuom
And I opened them with my feet219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONNfCXu89p
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5blMsJfCA
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFpFLaQJhB
The ground to my beef219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUqsXhtzIH
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx5bnTtWS1
But there's just one thing about her219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBVPeoMYuJ
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKrZByB433
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaQCeRokYD
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz5PojhLfz
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtMcOxKk4y
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ61Ahwfzbe
We're not blood related219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO90MBGSAhG
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2pgex2mUI
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboRuIAaPLH
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq0g79vikW
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJs7oMDyz5
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVMDPgPDE8
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnw4gX2VtM
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwqniuHGFe
The see to my saw219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bPSdQ2ucq
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T6wIVcEX3
Except she's not my sister219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LeAYkxVxW
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphSXBGzVrV
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSwkNO6Td3
You got me hooked and my breath is baited219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYYBdM0RTp
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9rczovRPR
Still not blood related
Woo!219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe0xoRrDjd
C'mon now219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuchwPGVrJ
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpemSmGHGM
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV4NluVMfZ
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5w41aeE48
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfduX1AAK3
One thing led to another219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCFc9sK7b1
And if I want this girl to be family219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9RahFWFkC
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ8wmV9VgA
The wheels of my truck219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggLthECRzC
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmnZP8unoa
And there ain't one thing about him219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVZOI3qUg8
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZ9EfmzjfU
Now honey, I know it might take a while219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimMFnHR4Jh
For you to get sitiated (I understand)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcRsdKBsi2
But I'm in love with your brother even though219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqRLP75D5y
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCAabAr2aV
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
