Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm97Please respect copyright.PENANAXttFZzbYmG
And I walked on into town (alright)97Please respect copyright.PENANAdFG46BWQuq
I saw a girl with big blue fins97Please respect copyright.PENANAetheRRmnVD
And her fins right on the ground97Please respect copyright.PENANAEafCcPPIjm
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge97Please respect copyright.PENANAHKtThyCRYe
And I opened them with my feet97Please respect copyright.PENANAGd8gpJQjjZ
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl97Please respect copyright.PENANAChOccJ06m7
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee97Please respect copyright.PENANAkmjsZwAmi3
The ground to my beef97Please respect copyright.PENANAQpr3Hzkao8
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)97Please respect copyright.PENANAchzNgaAiuo
But there's just one thing about her97Please respect copyright.PENANAOWWzYDxpQf
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)97Please respect copyright.PENANAB0nOKdA0Qg
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise97Please respect copyright.PENANA2rpuaC5eZX
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)97Please respect copyright.PENANAhT8ofacpBA
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman97Please respect copyright.PENANAtbYs8hiCFU
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?97Please respect copyright.PENANA0WzSzhaadz
We're not blood related97Please respect copyright.PENANAREijBcbRB2
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you97Please respect copyright.PENANAdKlEgGHQrb
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)97Please respect copyright.PENANAVIh94TLFVu
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love97Please respect copyright.PENANAJvblsGGNqo
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)97Please respect copyright.PENANAjFxs1GWd8O
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you97Please respect copyright.PENANAyusBdCqY8i
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)97Please respect copyright.PENANAfET3XshklQ
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw97Please respect copyright.PENANAvEwTOulR8t
The see to my saw97Please respect copyright.PENANAKg0oXKGtXE
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)97Please respect copyright.PENANAsrgUbP0xUB
Except she's not my sister97Please respect copyright.PENANAiErOhs1IMg
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)97Please respect copyright.PENANAx1ZfpDw5ym
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole97Please respect copyright.PENANAYqESXCBtt6
You got me hooked and my breath is baited97Please respect copyright.PENANAVwy4HmNlZ2
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl97Please respect copyright.PENANAV11I4LJZNT
Still not blood related
Woo!97Please respect copyright.PENANA2cRGD424gG
C'mon now97Please respect copyright.PENANA79vNOFogyA
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.97Please respect copyright.PENANAU2ixwpQySo
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.97Please respect copyright.PENANAZss7jhzuDj
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.97Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4JVgO8kTY
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and97Please respect copyright.PENANA991Pzk7pkd
One thing led to another97Please respect copyright.PENANAja4SdIGqkn
And if I want this girl to be family97Please respect copyright.PENANAguodcBKrW2
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck97Please respect copyright.PENANAS7dxZDMWcy
The wheels of my truck97Please respect copyright.PENANA4rHz5PaB8U
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)97Please respect copyright.PENANAYGqGVZL59b
And there ain't one thing about him97Please respect copyright.PENANAunG0XuPZbf
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)97Please respect copyright.PENANA8mKYpZMvu7
Now honey, I know it might take a while97Please respect copyright.PENANA1GCUJrkttA
For you to get sitiated (I understand)97Please respect copyright.PENANASNkQdZrqNa
But I'm in love with your brother even though97Please respect copyright.PENANArzONa53fgJ
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)97Please respect copyright.PENANAEWJ4bxPrEe
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.