※迷糊餐廳衍生物
※短篇*10注意
※有R18注意
※有MM的相馬跟SS的佐藤注意
※病相馬注意
01.相馬→女裝45Please respect copyright.PENANAaGdKGMGmS6
45Please respect copyright.PENANAEbwNzCzetu
「相馬,你幹麻穿起女裝?」佐藤無奈的看著眼前帶著長度至胸的藍色假髮的工作夥伴。45Please respect copyright.PENANAzsYnLJ7eDB
「誘惑你。」相馬華麗的轉了一圈。45Please respect copyright.PENANAE5RYF48nGA
45Please respect copyright.PENANAibtRlI3GaP
「你可以去死了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAOay6wLW3wb
45Please respect copyright.PENANA3qQNF9nHJh
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7HEQLcEJQT
45Please respect copyright.PENANAvXr4ohEdaQ
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kx7XXtzfQ
02.佐藤→女裝45Please respect copyright.PENANAK8fc6X9cp4
45Please respect copyright.PENANAxW94Kul1j8
「……對不起雖然你是我喜歡的金髮巨乳可是我有喜歡的人了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA8BLHt0fv7K
「我是佐藤。」他狠狠的把煙丟到地上奮力的踩。45Please respect copyright.PENANAoZBecFsNAG
45Please respect copyright.PENANADQmZze5PRX
「跟我結婚吧。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAzfR1HBHwnI
45Please respect copyright.PENANAEbDK6qKJ4t
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7VMiGQCynI
45Please respect copyright.PENANA6eGUF3BqAh
03.造句45Please respect copyright.PENANAGkr6soYs0j
45Please respect copyright.PENANAOzEFPmp4EZ
「你單戀轟四年了卻什麼進展都沒有。」相馬揶揄佐藤,笑著說:「其實我暗戀你兩年了什麼進展也沒有。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAn5SIFCJfPp
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFCdI785LAT
「快工作不要造句。」拿起平底鍋,用力敲過去。45Please respect copyright.PENANADlYhFz8Kdp
45Please respect copyright.PENANAoMltboZUtL
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7q7LenFdw0
45Please respect copyright.PENANAl8ytqO3YLG
45Please respect copyright.PENANA2jc4cyKNyM
45Please respect copyright.PENANAErS2JewjOk
04.平底鍋45Please respect copyright.PENANARkFdhcUxkv
45Please respect copyright.PENANAnrhkBQSR0K
『驚奇!不管怎麼去敲它打它都不會壞的平底鍋!原價XXXXX現在特價XXXX!』45Please respect copyright.PENANA59mJiBadKl
45Please respect copyright.PENANABdVelacovA
「……買一把去公司好了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA2i21RhJnH1
45Please respect copyright.PENANAtpchbugvkr
45Please respect copyright.PENANAnpz4QI3XYX
45Please respect copyright.PENANA3sDuPBhP9I
45Please respect copyright.PENANANt1z3PWUov
45Please respect copyright.PENANAR1BiKL7fqn
05.照片45Please respect copyright.PENANAxjOgW6wHmT
45Please respect copyright.PENANAR70Rt4X4HY
「佐藤,笑一個。」相馬拿著相機,對準正在做菜的佐藤燦爛的笑著。45Please respect copyright.PENANAirtEDGC8wq
「給我去工作。」帥氣的往在鍋中翻滾的食物灑上起司絲,佐藤狠狠的回了句話:「再不工作等等炒的就是你的相機。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAEe2MNLWrwA
「轟要的。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAws8p8hehR0
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFz386ZQSuc
「……等等再拍。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAEsm3gU5YmE
45Please respect copyright.PENANAEAQaTH5W8j
45Please respect copyright.PENANAC1HlDMGQkA
45Please respect copyright.PENANAf8NCQyL4KF
45Please respect copyright.PENANA12pl239dIg
06.婚禮45Please respect copyright.PENANAHsVpAc5zLT
45Please respect copyright.PENANAAwTX4rSPQA
「現在恭請新郎新娘入場──。」司儀說完,你穿著帥氣的白色西裝將充滿幸福笑容的轟給帶進教堂。45Please respect copyright.PENANAh5xgp27abu
在夢想中極為溫柔的笑容掛在你的臉上,笑的轟的臉都紅的像顆蘋果一樣。45Please respect copyright.PENANA5s2nVEuBxF
那是進行著名為幸福的儀式,經過了這麼多年的相思雨愛慕──終於你們走在了一起。45Please respect copyright.PENANAkMjwkqEXHX
抬起頭,你的視線剛好看向了我,一瞬間你的眼劃過了感謝,卻又馬上變回凶狠的神情。45Please respect copyright.PENANAc08NLBjHnA
我舉起相機在我的胸前揮了揮後,你才安心的將視線移開,溫柔又羞澀的看著轟。45Please respect copyright.PENANAvmrnOpd4J1
45Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ1hOJCmXc
這純白的教堂與你幸福的微笑一刀刀的劃過了我的心。45Please respect copyright.PENANASu7pixLb6E
45Please respect copyright.PENANAl9rRCfnw1D
擺起一如往常的笑臉,拿起相機對著幸福的兩人狂按快門。45Please respect copyright.PENANAonF2SnROxz
透過相機的小小螢幕,祝福著兩人幸福的未來。45Please respect copyright.PENANApTLureZvSh
45Please respect copyright.PENANAGwK0zJ5QB9
在內心中落淚的我,多麼的希望站在佐藤身旁的是我、是我相馬,而不是那笑的一臉幸福的女孩。45Please respect copyright.PENANAbtt2UAPR9q
45Please respect copyright.PENANAO9e7bOQ2tF
45Please respect copyright.PENANAohsBAkURrK
45Please respect copyright.PENANAz6QEfSVbxX
07.告白45Please respect copyright.PENANAenfqlT800M
45Please respect copyright.PENANAo8f0aVNElY
「佐藤,今天晚上我可以去你家嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANA7i9t3l4os7
「恩。」抽著菸,我含糊的回應著。45Please respect copyright.PENANA81FtIM9Shq
45Please respect copyright.PENANAIU2XhI30jZ
「佐藤,我可以睡你家嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANANqOD6osnUk
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAyivhJCn7gY
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFbrLUwdkux
「我的意思是我想要做。」45Please respect copyright.PENANARHMwshWpmp
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAM5IeYuChRR
45Please respect copyright.PENANA5U8aG5GMtM
「……佐藤。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAbW4QisSVfe
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAd48VNYriL1
45Please respect copyright.PENANAuL3zs54BTG
「佐藤,我喜歡你。」相馬認真的抓住我的肩膀,用著快要哭著臉看著我。45Please respect copyright.PENANAK6kSGihfry
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAoxzJmz182H
45Please respect copyright.PENANA1KwOWO7kjP
「佐藤我是真的真的很喜歡你。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAwsD0KTDAqE
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANASuEg5QkEBL
45Please respect copyright.PENANA9JSkOgiYrq
「潤……我喜歡你。」他哭著說,眼淚就像雨一樣滴落再我們兩人之間。45Please respect copyright.PENANAmehcOOMPLh
我將口中的菸丟向一旁的地板,用著充滿尼古丁苦味的吻讓他停止這項白癡的發言。45Please respect copyright.PENANAV4Btiq1qIc
45Please respect copyright.PENANAR0lqJtJ4zG
「你還要買酒壯膽嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAXglAXiMF7T
「……變態,不用了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAfe1oPvwVq2
45Please respect copyright.PENANA2QIeQM7WI7
45Please respect copyright.PENANAmDWROZaWaM
45Please respect copyright.PENANAdKKNGVP5yM
08.欺負45Please respect copyright.PENANA7CFCNBYQWS
45Please respect copyright.PENANAsEaTlGek7N
「恩哈──啊……嗯啊!」喉嚨發出粗重的喘息,相馬用著哭腔說出零碎的請求:「慢,慢點啊恩──」45Please respect copyright.PENANAG7PkyDDPSx
「不想做的話我可以停下來。」佐藤認真的說。45Please respect copyright.PENANACK6CfEvGGq
「才不是那個唔恩……意思……潤你好、好聽我說一下。」快感一陣又一陣的襲來,滿室都是他們交合的水聲。45Please respect copyright.PENANABRXZtEG418
「我沒有辦法一次認真的做兩件事情。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAzgI3EJePXU
「騙人……恩哈……唔啊──!」濁白的液體噴灑在兩人的小腹,相馬紅通的臉看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANAQjSmaiHSO9
「現在說吧。」從相馬的體內退出,佐藤將充滿液體的保險套蛻了下來。45Please respect copyright.PENANAkq7qdKF2w0
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFR8NWbV1n1
「……潤是大變態。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAG3zh06N54A
「不是你說欺負人很好玩的?」給他一個敷衍的笑容,佐藤換上了新的保險套。45Please respect copyright.PENANAVWE55jNI8E
「無敵變態!」45Please respect copyright.PENANACzzYUc68vo
45Please respect copyright.PENANA1dNrzCEpvf
45Please respect copyright.PENANAkCCP1NBOsj
45Please respect copyright.PENANA91LRJ8exsG
45Please respect copyright.PENANAgdPLuS9p4S
09.酒45Please respect copyright.PENANAlbd5vDRvtC
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFPH7Xg4EVH
「佐藤!你不是說不要陪我喝酒嗎?」看著眼前喝的爛醉如泥的工作同伴,你奮力的將他往副駕駛座上的人踢下去。45Please respect copyright.PENANAeldbE4HSfP
「佐藤你不是說嫌我礙事嗎……」死抓著座位,相馬一整個就是貼在座位上死賴著不走。45Please respect copyright.PENANA10vR1N4Men
45Please respect copyright.PENANAgrNUfnMOUB
「因為你發酒瘋的時候會爬上我的床。」佐藤煩躁的看著死賴在他家車上不走的藍髮男子,最終只好將他載回自己的家。45Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Ks4bPoXE
45Please respect copyright.PENANAMsyoje2ajf
相馬在心中發出一連串不明的笑聲。45Please respect copyright.PENANAbnUtK7soKj
45Please respect copyright.PENANAvR63l65HVS
45Please respect copyright.PENANA3nAbN5CyPG
45Please respect copyright.PENANAPUK1k5car2
45Please respect copyright.PENANAXRBnpUMOAS
10.離婚45Please respect copyright.PENANAtfwkCTBVuG
45Please respect copyright.PENANAwkw75mkW68
「都是有你這個小孩所以我才不能離婚!」相馬指著山田,忿忿的看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANA0lE3w0LqvA
「嗚嗚,拔吧──」山田用著剛剛硬擠出來的淚水,看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ41moV9cl
45Please respect copyright.PENANANwWStM54S7
「你們兩個這樣看著我做什麼。」拿起平底鍋,心裡計算著距離上次打相馬的時間相距有多久了。45Please respect copyright.PENANAq0cAwctk3X
45Please respect copyright.PENANALfB4vQTHi3
「不是離婚而是度蜜月吧……」小鳥遊在旁小聲的說了一句。45Please respect copyright.PENANAnYkQOnl9MR
45Please respect copyright.PENANAJlg3sC13Cy
45Please respect copyright.PENANABnPbFNsdVp
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45Please respect copyright.PENANAEbwNzCzetu
「相馬,你幹麻穿起女裝?」佐藤無奈的看著眼前帶著長度至胸的藍色假髮的工作夥伴。45Please respect copyright.PENANAzsYnLJ7eDB
「誘惑你。」相馬華麗的轉了一圈。45Please respect copyright.PENANAE5RYF48nGA
45Please respect copyright.PENANAibtRlI3GaP
「你可以去死了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAOay6wLW3wb
45Please respect copyright.PENANA3qQNF9nHJh
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7HEQLcEJQT
45Please respect copyright.PENANAvXr4ohEdaQ
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kx7XXtzfQ
02.佐藤→女裝45Please respect copyright.PENANAK8fc6X9cp4
45Please respect copyright.PENANAxW94Kul1j8
「……對不起雖然你是我喜歡的金髮巨乳可是我有喜歡的人了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA8BLHt0fv7K
「我是佐藤。」他狠狠的把煙丟到地上奮力的踩。45Please respect copyright.PENANAoZBecFsNAG
45Please respect copyright.PENANADQmZze5PRX
「跟我結婚吧。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAzfR1HBHwnI
45Please respect copyright.PENANAEbDK6qKJ4t
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7VMiGQCynI
45Please respect copyright.PENANA6eGUF3BqAh
03.造句45Please respect copyright.PENANAGkr6soYs0j
45Please respect copyright.PENANAOzEFPmp4EZ
「你單戀轟四年了卻什麼進展都沒有。」相馬揶揄佐藤,笑著說:「其實我暗戀你兩年了什麼進展也沒有。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAn5SIFCJfPp
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFCdI785LAT
「快工作不要造句。」拿起平底鍋,用力敲過去。45Please respect copyright.PENANADlYhFz8Kdp
45Please respect copyright.PENANAoMltboZUtL
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7q7LenFdw0
45Please respect copyright.PENANAl8ytqO3YLG
45Please respect copyright.PENANA2jc4cyKNyM
45Please respect copyright.PENANAErS2JewjOk
04.平底鍋45Please respect copyright.PENANARkFdhcUxkv
45Please respect copyright.PENANAnrhkBQSR0K
『驚奇!不管怎麼去敲它打它都不會壞的平底鍋!原價XXXXX現在特價XXXX!』45Please respect copyright.PENANA59mJiBadKl
45Please respect copyright.PENANABdVelacovA
「……買一把去公司好了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA2i21RhJnH1
45Please respect copyright.PENANAtpchbugvkr
45Please respect copyright.PENANAnpz4QI3XYX
45Please respect copyright.PENANA3sDuPBhP9I
45Please respect copyright.PENANANt1z3PWUov
45Please respect copyright.PENANAR1BiKL7fqn
05.照片45Please respect copyright.PENANAxjOgW6wHmT
45Please respect copyright.PENANAR70Rt4X4HY
「佐藤,笑一個。」相馬拿著相機,對準正在做菜的佐藤燦爛的笑著。45Please respect copyright.PENANAirtEDGC8wq
「給我去工作。」帥氣的往在鍋中翻滾的食物灑上起司絲,佐藤狠狠的回了句話:「再不工作等等炒的就是你的相機。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAEe2MNLWrwA
「轟要的。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAws8p8hehR0
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFz386ZQSuc
「……等等再拍。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAEsm3gU5YmE
45Please respect copyright.PENANAEAQaTH5W8j
45Please respect copyright.PENANAC1HlDMGQkA
45Please respect copyright.PENANAf8NCQyL4KF
45Please respect copyright.PENANA12pl239dIg
06.婚禮45Please respect copyright.PENANAHsVpAc5zLT
45Please respect copyright.PENANAAwTX4rSPQA
「現在恭請新郎新娘入場──。」司儀說完,你穿著帥氣的白色西裝將充滿幸福笑容的轟給帶進教堂。45Please respect copyright.PENANAh5xgp27abu
在夢想中極為溫柔的笑容掛在你的臉上,笑的轟的臉都紅的像顆蘋果一樣。45Please respect copyright.PENANA5s2nVEuBxF
那是進行著名為幸福的儀式,經過了這麼多年的相思雨愛慕──終於你們走在了一起。45Please respect copyright.PENANAkMjwkqEXHX
抬起頭,你的視線剛好看向了我,一瞬間你的眼劃過了感謝,卻又馬上變回凶狠的神情。45Please respect copyright.PENANAc08NLBjHnA
我舉起相機在我的胸前揮了揮後,你才安心的將視線移開,溫柔又羞澀的看著轟。45Please respect copyright.PENANAvmrnOpd4J1
45Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ1hOJCmXc
這純白的教堂與你幸福的微笑一刀刀的劃過了我的心。45Please respect copyright.PENANASu7pixLb6E
45Please respect copyright.PENANAl9rRCfnw1D
擺起一如往常的笑臉,拿起相機對著幸福的兩人狂按快門。45Please respect copyright.PENANAonF2SnROxz
透過相機的小小螢幕,祝福著兩人幸福的未來。45Please respect copyright.PENANApTLureZvSh
45Please respect copyright.PENANAGwK0zJ5QB9
在內心中落淚的我,多麼的希望站在佐藤身旁的是我、是我相馬,而不是那笑的一臉幸福的女孩。45Please respect copyright.PENANAbtt2UAPR9q
45Please respect copyright.PENANAO9e7bOQ2tF
45Please respect copyright.PENANAohsBAkURrK
45Please respect copyright.PENANAz6QEfSVbxX
07.告白45Please respect copyright.PENANAenfqlT800M
45Please respect copyright.PENANAo8f0aVNElY
「佐藤,今天晚上我可以去你家嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANA7i9t3l4os7
「恩。」抽著菸,我含糊的回應著。45Please respect copyright.PENANA81FtIM9Shq
45Please respect copyright.PENANAIU2XhI30jZ
「佐藤,我可以睡你家嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANANqOD6osnUk
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAyivhJCn7gY
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFbrLUwdkux
「我的意思是我想要做。」45Please respect copyright.PENANARHMwshWpmp
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAM5IeYuChRR
45Please respect copyright.PENANA5U8aG5GMtM
「……佐藤。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAbW4QisSVfe
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAd48VNYriL1
45Please respect copyright.PENANAuL3zs54BTG
「佐藤,我喜歡你。」相馬認真的抓住我的肩膀,用著快要哭著臉看著我。45Please respect copyright.PENANAK6kSGihfry
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAoxzJmz182H
45Please respect copyright.PENANA1KwOWO7kjP
「佐藤我是真的真的很喜歡你。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAwsD0KTDAqE
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANASuEg5QkEBL
45Please respect copyright.PENANA9JSkOgiYrq
「潤……我喜歡你。」他哭著說,眼淚就像雨一樣滴落再我們兩人之間。45Please respect copyright.PENANAmehcOOMPLh
我將口中的菸丟向一旁的地板,用著充滿尼古丁苦味的吻讓他停止這項白癡的發言。45Please respect copyright.PENANAV4Btiq1qIc
45Please respect copyright.PENANAR0lqJtJ4zG
「你還要買酒壯膽嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAXglAXiMF7T
「……變態,不用了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAfe1oPvwVq2
45Please respect copyright.PENANA2QIeQM7WI7
45Please respect copyright.PENANAmDWROZaWaM
45Please respect copyright.PENANAdKKNGVP5yM
08.欺負45Please respect copyright.PENANA7CFCNBYQWS
45Please respect copyright.PENANAsEaTlGek7N
「恩哈──啊……嗯啊!」喉嚨發出粗重的喘息,相馬用著哭腔說出零碎的請求:「慢,慢點啊恩──」45Please respect copyright.PENANAG7PkyDDPSx
「不想做的話我可以停下來。」佐藤認真的說。45Please respect copyright.PENANACK6CfEvGGq
「才不是那個唔恩……意思……潤你好、好聽我說一下。」快感一陣又一陣的襲來,滿室都是他們交合的水聲。45Please respect copyright.PENANABRXZtEG418
「我沒有辦法一次認真的做兩件事情。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAzgI3EJePXU
「騙人……恩哈……唔啊──!」濁白的液體噴灑在兩人的小腹,相馬紅通的臉看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANAQjSmaiHSO9
「現在說吧。」從相馬的體內退出,佐藤將充滿液體的保險套蛻了下來。45Please respect copyright.PENANAkq7qdKF2w0
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFR8NWbV1n1
「……潤是大變態。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAG3zh06N54A
「不是你說欺負人很好玩的?」給他一個敷衍的笑容,佐藤換上了新的保險套。45Please respect copyright.PENANAVWE55jNI8E
「無敵變態!」45Please respect copyright.PENANACzzYUc68vo
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「佐藤!你不是說不要陪我喝酒嗎?」看著眼前喝的爛醉如泥的工作同伴,你奮力的將他往副駕駛座上的人踢下去。45Please respect copyright.PENANAeldbE4HSfP
「佐藤你不是說嫌我礙事嗎……」死抓著座位,相馬一整個就是貼在座位上死賴著不走。45Please respect copyright.PENANA10vR1N4Men
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「因為你發酒瘋的時候會爬上我的床。」佐藤煩躁的看著死賴在他家車上不走的藍髮男子,最終只好將他載回自己的家。45Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Ks4bPoXE
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相馬在心中發出一連串不明的笑聲。45Please respect copyright.PENANAbnUtK7soKj
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10.離婚45Please respect copyright.PENANAtfwkCTBVuG
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「都是有你這個小孩所以我才不能離婚!」相馬指著山田,忿忿的看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANA0lE3w0LqvA
「嗚嗚,拔吧──」山田用著剛剛硬擠出來的淚水,看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ41moV9cl
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「你們兩個這樣看著我做什麼。」拿起平底鍋,心裡計算著距離上次打相馬的時間相距有多久了。45Please respect copyright.PENANAq0cAwctk3X
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「不是離婚而是度蜜月吧……」小鳥遊在旁小聲的說了一句。45Please respect copyright.PENANAnYkQOnl9MR
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