※迷糊餐廳衍生物
※短篇*10注意
※有R18注意
※有MM的相馬跟SS的佐藤注意
※病相馬注意
01.相馬→女裝33Please respect copyright.PENANAahQpcXe0IW
33Please respect copyright.PENANAl97kwlI56k
「相馬,你幹麻穿起女裝?」佐藤無奈的看著眼前帶著長度至胸的藍色假髮的工作夥伴。33Please respect copyright.PENANAgBHMDGyh1G
「誘惑你。」相馬華麗的轉了一圈。33Please respect copyright.PENANA9nYe6jp35v
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「你可以去死了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAmEjW3x9mGp
33Please respect copyright.PENANAhdumafmDRr
33Please respect copyright.PENANAbRMxWTmtjn
33Please respect copyright.PENANAnR28xVB1qv
33Please respect copyright.PENANAfqkn0ZzoqY
02.佐藤→女裝33Please respect copyright.PENANAh1O7V8tRPx
33Please respect copyright.PENANAIZ3ZZZX0xO
「……對不起雖然你是我喜歡的金髮巨乳可是我有喜歡的人了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAqtU5BOIhU7
「我是佐藤。」他狠狠的把煙丟到地上奮力的踩。33Please respect copyright.PENANAcHcuQnhW70
33Please respect copyright.PENANAb28uR6lmYY
「跟我結婚吧。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAXqeLuNDAr8
33Please respect copyright.PENANAHaEhjF9N3S
33Please respect copyright.PENANAKAlq8mCj8k
33Please respect copyright.PENANA27BrqREqkG
03.造句33Please respect copyright.PENANAba1GslHcWp
33Please respect copyright.PENANACn35my0iNP
「你單戀轟四年了卻什麼進展都沒有。」相馬揶揄佐藤,笑著說:「其實我暗戀你兩年了什麼進展也沒有。」33Please respect copyright.PENANARjpY1WZYOT
33Please respect copyright.PENANAsKkiQS7U3X
「快工作不要造句。」拿起平底鍋,用力敲過去。33Please respect copyright.PENANAverMm0a8nu
33Please respect copyright.PENANAiIKThvdCuE
33Please respect copyright.PENANAjT9Zl2RmNh
33Please respect copyright.PENANAfqkiMV5bfi
33Please respect copyright.PENANAA4BhGvUlEN
33Please respect copyright.PENANA1XzD4RHgkc
04.平底鍋33Please respect copyright.PENANAU0lgBqP7sn
33Please respect copyright.PENANAj8kLy6bLnC
『驚奇!不管怎麼去敲它打它都不會壞的平底鍋!原價XXXXX現在特價XXXX!』33Please respect copyright.PENANAsw5YrHEwHB
33Please respect copyright.PENANAjDxNdrQ2wJ
「……買一把去公司好了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA2zApVKAx5x
33Please respect copyright.PENANABLUIx630wq
33Please respect copyright.PENANA2Q3YJGpIUg
33Please respect copyright.PENANAhRKfq5v0bA
33Please respect copyright.PENANAClJj5JrWbo
33Please respect copyright.PENANAP1LMctHpIH
05.照片33Please respect copyright.PENANAlh3VhLpISH
33Please respect copyright.PENANAXW9zbP5vJ4
「佐藤,笑一個。」相馬拿著相機,對準正在做菜的佐藤燦爛的笑著。33Please respect copyright.PENANAZWnZ1WsRnB
「給我去工作。」帥氣的往在鍋中翻滾的食物灑上起司絲,佐藤狠狠的回了句話:「再不工作等等炒的就是你的相機。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAyAmxrZbOjG
「轟要的。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAOlyWMxtzD9
33Please respect copyright.PENANAH1Vp5l7F7M
「……等等再拍。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA5GAJ1bMrPt
33Please respect copyright.PENANATmLxRbxgoD
33Please respect copyright.PENANAgvaJ6D5Zpz
33Please respect copyright.PENANAaRjzY6mS1E
33Please respect copyright.PENANAGwVeHgEtSv
06.婚禮33Please respect copyright.PENANA6kLXmWwx6i
33Please respect copyright.PENANAWaY2ujgRJZ
「現在恭請新郎新娘入場──。」司儀說完,你穿著帥氣的白色西裝將充滿幸福笑容的轟給帶進教堂。33Please respect copyright.PENANATN6f3H3DwQ
在夢想中極為溫柔的笑容掛在你的臉上,笑的轟的臉都紅的像顆蘋果一樣。33Please respect copyright.PENANA3YyYbEOSXC
那是進行著名為幸福的儀式,經過了這麼多年的相思雨愛慕──終於你們走在了一起。33Please respect copyright.PENANApRFxBirqRd
抬起頭,你的視線剛好看向了我,一瞬間你的眼劃過了感謝,卻又馬上變回凶狠的神情。33Please respect copyright.PENANAA86WTFvHFI
我舉起相機在我的胸前揮了揮後,你才安心的將視線移開,溫柔又羞澀的看著轟。33Please respect copyright.PENANAkQb8D5KJAS
33Please respect copyright.PENANAYz4lEbpJJZ
這純白的教堂與你幸福的微笑一刀刀的劃過了我的心。33Please respect copyright.PENANAf0dFlp2ES6
33Please respect copyright.PENANAAdk7BKeO2f
擺起一如往常的笑臉,拿起相機對著幸福的兩人狂按快門。33Please respect copyright.PENANA2uSqpBfQP2
透過相機的小小螢幕,祝福著兩人幸福的未來。33Please respect copyright.PENANAyiBx6HwFXE
33Please respect copyright.PENANAmZpp9tJKHa
在內心中落淚的我,多麼的希望站在佐藤身旁的是我、是我相馬,而不是那笑的一臉幸福的女孩。33Please respect copyright.PENANAw45iqjDmID
33Please respect copyright.PENANAfKn9vgd3qX
33Please respect copyright.PENANA0YP4WgmHFW
33Please respect copyright.PENANAP3hH6gZgCv
07.告白33Please respect copyright.PENANAgcnfBRCjNJ
33Please respect copyright.PENANAyWSDd0x4QS
「佐藤,今天晚上我可以去你家嗎?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAltK8nHLKu1
「恩。」抽著菸,我含糊的回應著。33Please respect copyright.PENANAzopl9m4zwz
33Please respect copyright.PENANANvP85VuUe6
「佐藤,我可以睡你家嗎?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAuZQTMg6TzB
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAEk8KmFojvU
33Please respect copyright.PENANAFU5x1oyCuj
「我的意思是我想要做。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAk0mafhL3V9
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA8iq0UvJm0h
33Please respect copyright.PENANAyqDrHN76mE
「……佐藤。」33Please respect copyright.PENANArq2iidhH0n
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAM1ZpVfwRtQ
33Please respect copyright.PENANAMv6PR5gGkM
「佐藤,我喜歡你。」相馬認真的抓住我的肩膀,用著快要哭著臉看著我。33Please respect copyright.PENANATEKPjuyDr7
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAKpZj5DhNKi
33Please respect copyright.PENANAgCcLPu86Ap
「佐藤我是真的真的很喜歡你。」33Please respect copyright.PENANArQMuBAgBs7
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAHaCaLHxKrm
33Please respect copyright.PENANAZHd0mvzHxi
「潤……我喜歡你。」他哭著說,眼淚就像雨一樣滴落再我們兩人之間。33Please respect copyright.PENANAr9IQpsv6uM
我將口中的菸丟向一旁的地板,用著充滿尼古丁苦味的吻讓他停止這項白癡的發言。33Please respect copyright.PENANAykXDv2g3Ve
33Please respect copyright.PENANAUcckuGG2jp
「你還要買酒壯膽嗎?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAmVqpLmbn5n
「……變態,不用了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAsj3mlFByds
33Please respect copyright.PENANADeZuezR8Jd
33Please respect copyright.PENANAnMvPidyL2d
33Please respect copyright.PENANAoq921ZvUq8
08.欺負33Please respect copyright.PENANAfZftRm6CDE
33Please respect copyright.PENANAVwf48XsCM6
「恩哈──啊……嗯啊!」喉嚨發出粗重的喘息,相馬用著哭腔說出零碎的請求:「慢,慢點啊恩──」33Please respect copyright.PENANANnjkXpsTfI
「不想做的話我可以停下來。」佐藤認真的說。33Please respect copyright.PENANASwUlufqaHK
「才不是那個唔恩……意思……潤你好、好聽我說一下。」快感一陣又一陣的襲來,滿室都是他們交合的水聲。33Please respect copyright.PENANAIRQ3Zr36S3
「我沒有辦法一次認真的做兩件事情。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAd9gV35v4UF
「騙人……恩哈……唔啊──!」濁白的液體噴灑在兩人的小腹,相馬紅通的臉看著佐藤。33Please respect copyright.PENANAWLNWusB4qu
「現在說吧。」從相馬的體內退出,佐藤將充滿液體的保險套蛻了下來。33Please respect copyright.PENANAcxF43rNulk
33Please respect copyright.PENANAhp14v9a8jw
「……潤是大變態。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAeBouVd9WZ9
「不是你說欺負人很好玩的?」給他一個敷衍的笑容,佐藤換上了新的保險套。33Please respect copyright.PENANA6xN1yOWU2N
「無敵變態!」33Please respect copyright.PENANA1wPmqGBxLB
33Please respect copyright.PENANAVhM5jbgn8t
33Please respect copyright.PENANAcqwDdmm9NB
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09.酒33Please respect copyright.PENANAsIbPV0nDkQ
33Please respect copyright.PENANAJTJ3H3K7Yo
「佐藤!你不是說不要陪我喝酒嗎?」看著眼前喝的爛醉如泥的工作同伴,你奮力的將他往副駕駛座上的人踢下去。33Please respect copyright.PENANAEk2hM18XKm
「佐藤你不是說嫌我礙事嗎……」死抓著座位,相馬一整個就是貼在座位上死賴著不走。33Please respect copyright.PENANAoi79iZ5umi
33Please respect copyright.PENANA3AHcFQugn3
「因為你發酒瘋的時候會爬上我的床。」佐藤煩躁的看著死賴在他家車上不走的藍髮男子,最終只好將他載回自己的家。33Please respect copyright.PENANAjH0jhbNozz
33Please respect copyright.PENANANk7EW5r2uf
相馬在心中發出一連串不明的笑聲。33Please respect copyright.PENANAVyUmhihH3h
33Please respect copyright.PENANAnAqPF8E7up
33Please respect copyright.PENANAxYc0OnyMHu
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10.離婚33Please respect copyright.PENANA1licf3cC0l
33Please respect copyright.PENANAPaRaJeSwn4
「都是有你這個小孩所以我才不能離婚!」相馬指著山田,忿忿的看著佐藤。33Please respect copyright.PENANA5HAmGqZ1sP
「嗚嗚,拔吧──」山田用著剛剛硬擠出來的淚水,看著佐藤。33Please respect copyright.PENANAwWvb7tAxOo
33Please respect copyright.PENANAxTpINa85v0
「你們兩個這樣看著我做什麼。」拿起平底鍋,心裡計算著距離上次打相馬的時間相距有多久了。33Please respect copyright.PENANAZjF040I2Ns
33Please respect copyright.PENANAqMFlnLiIeo
「不是離婚而是度蜜月吧……」小鳥遊在旁小聲的說了一句。33Please respect copyright.PENANAzx0gChWgp9
33Please respect copyright.PENANAGLBCPilFHb
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「相馬,你幹麻穿起女裝?」佐藤無奈的看著眼前帶著長度至胸的藍色假髮的工作夥伴。33Please respect copyright.PENANAgBHMDGyh1G
「誘惑你。」相馬華麗的轉了一圈。33Please respect copyright.PENANA9nYe6jp35v
33Please respect copyright.PENANAM9YE4OB3iS
「你可以去死了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAmEjW3x9mGp
33Please respect copyright.PENANAhdumafmDRr
33Please respect copyright.PENANAbRMxWTmtjn
33Please respect copyright.PENANAnR28xVB1qv
33Please respect copyright.PENANAfqkn0ZzoqY
02.佐藤→女裝33Please respect copyright.PENANAh1O7V8tRPx
33Please respect copyright.PENANAIZ3ZZZX0xO
「……對不起雖然你是我喜歡的金髮巨乳可是我有喜歡的人了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAqtU5BOIhU7
「我是佐藤。」他狠狠的把煙丟到地上奮力的踩。33Please respect copyright.PENANAcHcuQnhW70
33Please respect copyright.PENANAb28uR6lmYY
「跟我結婚吧。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAXqeLuNDAr8
33Please respect copyright.PENANAHaEhjF9N3S
33Please respect copyright.PENANAKAlq8mCj8k
33Please respect copyright.PENANA27BrqREqkG
03.造句33Please respect copyright.PENANAba1GslHcWp
33Please respect copyright.PENANACn35my0iNP
「你單戀轟四年了卻什麼進展都沒有。」相馬揶揄佐藤,笑著說:「其實我暗戀你兩年了什麼進展也沒有。」33Please respect copyright.PENANARjpY1WZYOT
33Please respect copyright.PENANAsKkiQS7U3X
「快工作不要造句。」拿起平底鍋,用力敲過去。33Please respect copyright.PENANAverMm0a8nu
33Please respect copyright.PENANAiIKThvdCuE
33Please respect copyright.PENANAjT9Zl2RmNh
33Please respect copyright.PENANAfqkiMV5bfi
33Please respect copyright.PENANAA4BhGvUlEN
33Please respect copyright.PENANA1XzD4RHgkc
04.平底鍋33Please respect copyright.PENANAU0lgBqP7sn
33Please respect copyright.PENANAj8kLy6bLnC
『驚奇!不管怎麼去敲它打它都不會壞的平底鍋!原價XXXXX現在特價XXXX!』33Please respect copyright.PENANAsw5YrHEwHB
33Please respect copyright.PENANAjDxNdrQ2wJ
「……買一把去公司好了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA2zApVKAx5x
33Please respect copyright.PENANABLUIx630wq
33Please respect copyright.PENANA2Q3YJGpIUg
33Please respect copyright.PENANAhRKfq5v0bA
33Please respect copyright.PENANAClJj5JrWbo
33Please respect copyright.PENANAP1LMctHpIH
05.照片33Please respect copyright.PENANAlh3VhLpISH
33Please respect copyright.PENANAXW9zbP5vJ4
「佐藤,笑一個。」相馬拿著相機,對準正在做菜的佐藤燦爛的笑著。33Please respect copyright.PENANAZWnZ1WsRnB
「給我去工作。」帥氣的往在鍋中翻滾的食物灑上起司絲,佐藤狠狠的回了句話:「再不工作等等炒的就是你的相機。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAyAmxrZbOjG
「轟要的。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAOlyWMxtzD9
33Please respect copyright.PENANAH1Vp5l7F7M
「……等等再拍。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA5GAJ1bMrPt
33Please respect copyright.PENANATmLxRbxgoD
33Please respect copyright.PENANAgvaJ6D5Zpz
33Please respect copyright.PENANAaRjzY6mS1E
33Please respect copyright.PENANAGwVeHgEtSv
06.婚禮33Please respect copyright.PENANA6kLXmWwx6i
33Please respect copyright.PENANAWaY2ujgRJZ
「現在恭請新郎新娘入場──。」司儀說完,你穿著帥氣的白色西裝將充滿幸福笑容的轟給帶進教堂。33Please respect copyright.PENANATN6f3H3DwQ
在夢想中極為溫柔的笑容掛在你的臉上,笑的轟的臉都紅的像顆蘋果一樣。33Please respect copyright.PENANA3YyYbEOSXC
那是進行著名為幸福的儀式,經過了這麼多年的相思雨愛慕──終於你們走在了一起。33Please respect copyright.PENANApRFxBirqRd
抬起頭,你的視線剛好看向了我,一瞬間你的眼劃過了感謝,卻又馬上變回凶狠的神情。33Please respect copyright.PENANAA86WTFvHFI
我舉起相機在我的胸前揮了揮後,你才安心的將視線移開,溫柔又羞澀的看著轟。33Please respect copyright.PENANAkQb8D5KJAS
33Please respect copyright.PENANAYz4lEbpJJZ
這純白的教堂與你幸福的微笑一刀刀的劃過了我的心。33Please respect copyright.PENANAf0dFlp2ES6
33Please respect copyright.PENANAAdk7BKeO2f
擺起一如往常的笑臉,拿起相機對著幸福的兩人狂按快門。33Please respect copyright.PENANA2uSqpBfQP2
透過相機的小小螢幕,祝福著兩人幸福的未來。33Please respect copyright.PENANAyiBx6HwFXE
33Please respect copyright.PENANAmZpp9tJKHa
在內心中落淚的我,多麼的希望站在佐藤身旁的是我、是我相馬,而不是那笑的一臉幸福的女孩。33Please respect copyright.PENANAw45iqjDmID
33Please respect copyright.PENANAfKn9vgd3qX
33Please respect copyright.PENANA0YP4WgmHFW
33Please respect copyright.PENANAP3hH6gZgCv
07.告白33Please respect copyright.PENANAgcnfBRCjNJ
33Please respect copyright.PENANAyWSDd0x4QS
「佐藤,今天晚上我可以去你家嗎?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAltK8nHLKu1
「恩。」抽著菸,我含糊的回應著。33Please respect copyright.PENANAzopl9m4zwz
33Please respect copyright.PENANANvP85VuUe6
「佐藤,我可以睡你家嗎?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAuZQTMg6TzB
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAEk8KmFojvU
33Please respect copyright.PENANAFU5x1oyCuj
「我的意思是我想要做。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAk0mafhL3V9
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA8iq0UvJm0h
33Please respect copyright.PENANAyqDrHN76mE
「……佐藤。」33Please respect copyright.PENANArq2iidhH0n
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAM1ZpVfwRtQ
33Please respect copyright.PENANAMv6PR5gGkM
「佐藤,我喜歡你。」相馬認真的抓住我的肩膀,用著快要哭著臉看著我。33Please respect copyright.PENANATEKPjuyDr7
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAKpZj5DhNKi
33Please respect copyright.PENANAgCcLPu86Ap
「佐藤我是真的真的很喜歡你。」33Please respect copyright.PENANArQMuBAgBs7
「恩。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAHaCaLHxKrm
33Please respect copyright.PENANAZHd0mvzHxi
「潤……我喜歡你。」他哭著說,眼淚就像雨一樣滴落再我們兩人之間。33Please respect copyright.PENANAr9IQpsv6uM
我將口中的菸丟向一旁的地板,用著充滿尼古丁苦味的吻讓他停止這項白癡的發言。33Please respect copyright.PENANAykXDv2g3Ve
33Please respect copyright.PENANAUcckuGG2jp
「你還要買酒壯膽嗎?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAmVqpLmbn5n
「……變態,不用了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAsj3mlFByds
33Please respect copyright.PENANADeZuezR8Jd
33Please respect copyright.PENANAnMvPidyL2d
33Please respect copyright.PENANAoq921ZvUq8
08.欺負33Please respect copyright.PENANAfZftRm6CDE
33Please respect copyright.PENANAVwf48XsCM6
「恩哈──啊……嗯啊!」喉嚨發出粗重的喘息,相馬用著哭腔說出零碎的請求:「慢,慢點啊恩──」33Please respect copyright.PENANANnjkXpsTfI
「不想做的話我可以停下來。」佐藤認真的說。33Please respect copyright.PENANASwUlufqaHK
「才不是那個唔恩……意思……潤你好、好聽我說一下。」快感一陣又一陣的襲來,滿室都是他們交合的水聲。33Please respect copyright.PENANAIRQ3Zr36S3
「我沒有辦法一次認真的做兩件事情。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAd9gV35v4UF
「騙人……恩哈……唔啊──!」濁白的液體噴灑在兩人的小腹,相馬紅通的臉看著佐藤。33Please respect copyright.PENANAWLNWusB4qu
「現在說吧。」從相馬的體內退出,佐藤將充滿液體的保險套蛻了下來。33Please respect copyright.PENANAcxF43rNulk
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「……潤是大變態。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAeBouVd9WZ9
「不是你說欺負人很好玩的?」給他一個敷衍的笑容,佐藤換上了新的保險套。33Please respect copyright.PENANA6xN1yOWU2N
「無敵變態!」33Please respect copyright.PENANA1wPmqGBxLB
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09.酒33Please respect copyright.PENANAsIbPV0nDkQ
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「佐藤!你不是說不要陪我喝酒嗎?」看著眼前喝的爛醉如泥的工作同伴,你奮力的將他往副駕駛座上的人踢下去。33Please respect copyright.PENANAEk2hM18XKm
「佐藤你不是說嫌我礙事嗎……」死抓著座位,相馬一整個就是貼在座位上死賴著不走。33Please respect copyright.PENANAoi79iZ5umi
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「因為你發酒瘋的時候會爬上我的床。」佐藤煩躁的看著死賴在他家車上不走的藍髮男子,最終只好將他載回自己的家。33Please respect copyright.PENANAjH0jhbNozz
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相馬在心中發出一連串不明的笑聲。33Please respect copyright.PENANAVyUmhihH3h
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10.離婚33Please respect copyright.PENANA1licf3cC0l
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「都是有你這個小孩所以我才不能離婚!」相馬指著山田,忿忿的看著佐藤。33Please respect copyright.PENANA5HAmGqZ1sP
「嗚嗚,拔吧──」山田用著剛剛硬擠出來的淚水,看著佐藤。33Please respect copyright.PENANAwWvb7tAxOo
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「你們兩個這樣看著我做什麼。」拿起平底鍋,心裡計算著距離上次打相馬的時間相距有多久了。33Please respect copyright.PENANAZjF040I2Ns
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「不是離婚而是度蜜月吧……」小鳥遊在旁小聲的說了一句。33Please respect copyright.PENANAzx0gChWgp9
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